the_bloke

Male
from Australia

  • Activity

    • Time for A Poll

      7 years ago

      the_bloke

      yes its serious....

    • 110 mods

      in Forums > 110 mods | Follow this topic

      the_bloke

      I'll pay anyone here 110 mods for sponsorship.

      3 replies

    • The Guru

      10 years ago

      the_bloke


      For exactly 60 minutes every day (120 minutes in daylight savings) I somehow form into an intellectual being called the Guru, it takes a long time to form into the Guru and is a painful process everyday, but I think it is worth it. Any question you wish to ask (any question at all) it will be answered, whether it is advice, a question, a stupid question or advice it will be answered.
      Sincerely the_bloke (about to transform into the Guru) smiley12.gif

    • Australian Politics

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      the_bloke

      Discuss anything about Australian politics, recent or past. It can even include Bob Hawke, the greatest prime minister of all time, you might be saying "no thats not true, Tony Blair could cook a pot of tea and make crumpet's twice as fast as Hawke", and although this is true, Bob Hawke at one stage held the record time for drinking a yard glass of beer, a bit over 10 seconds I believe.

      31 replies

    • The Dunlop Volley

      10 years ago

      the_bloke

      Thats right fellas there is only one type of volley, and its not a tennis shot (it actually is) but its an Australian made shoe used for tennis... I don't know if anyone from a country besides Australia has had the pleasure to see a dunlop volley, but if you haven't you are missing out. they are made from a rubber sole with a simple zig-zag pattern for good grip on concrete and metal surfaces, they are made with a canvas upper layer and look mighty stylish. oh yeah and what shoe's do you think those two hippies who scaled the opera house to write "no war" on were wearing that fine sunny day, none other than dunlop volleys.

      Ive also read on a news article that in Australia you can't become a house painter or a roof tiler unless you have a pair of this mighty shoes. Yeah hearing that is a bit of a turn on for any other shoe, i bet they are all jealous now. Well all my other shoes must be jealous, I have 4 pairs now and they really do look as sexy as they sound.

      so the next time you're looking for a good shoe which you can depend on, no matter the situation, think of me, the trusty dunlop volley. smiley12.gif

      and no dunlop didn't pay me to say this

    • Syd Barrett Dies at 60

      10 years ago

      the_bloke

      Syd Barrett was the founder/lead singer,song writer and guitarist of one of my favorite bands, Pink Floyd. Barrett died today, from diabeties, his talents were greatly unrecognised, and his career unfinished. This is pink floyd.

      The name pink floyd came from syd barretts two favorite bluesmen - floyd council and pink anderson. After syd barrett left the band in 1968 or so, the band needed a new main song writer, pink floyds bassist- Roger Waters took on this role. David Gilmor the youngest member of the group born in 1946 (i think) became the secondary songwriter and lead guitarist, also the main vocalist. Nick Mason was on drums and Rick Wright was on keyboard. After Syd left the band Pink floyd had to forge a new identity, they did this by alot of hard work and it paid off. From 1969 to 1972 pink floyd released 6 albums and completed 4 world tours. However Pink floyd realy hit it big in 1973 releasing one of the most susessful albums of all time. this album focused on lifes most important aspects money (money), time (time) and death (the great gig in the sky). Dark side of the moon was almost fully constructed by Roger Waters and is some of his greatest works.

      Floyds next huge album was "the wall" believed to be about roger water's alienation from his fans, with a "wall" (being a sortof mental barrier) seperating pink floyd from their fans. in one of the wall's concert tours a huge wall was actually put up on the stage. the wall sold 23 million copied and apparently was the #3 selling album of all time. In 1985 Roger waters left pink floyd to chase a solo career. the bands last tour was in 1994 which was the end of pink floyd. However they are rejoining soon for britains live8 thing on poverty for charity. Also those kids featuring in "another brick in the wall" want to get royalties for the parts they did in the song. and also the band reformed for live 8 which was the first time the entire band had performed for 24 years and they were still good in a non seksual way

    • What is the story behind your user name?

      in Forums > What is the story behind your user name? | Follow this topic

      the_bloke

      Alot of people have normal user names, but many just look like jibberish, give the story behind your user name and why you chose it.

      The_bloke:

      couldn't think of a name, and im a male aka a bloke.

      619 replies

    • If I was a seagull would you remember?

      10 years ago

      the_bloke



      Flying in the sky, eating a chip, stealing a peach, and keeping the pip,

      Getting caught in some fishing line,

      Landing on a tree which is pine,

      All seagull's having a fine time,

      Let's go to the tip and have some fun,

      If seagull's didn't have wings,

      ...they would run

      (my award winning poem)

    • My interests

      10 years ago

      the_bloke

      flying kites for days on end, baking cakes with old Mrs Duby, going down to the swimming hole, catching a bream, working the land, watching the jaber wocky during his daily routine, catching skinny bees, reading the bark on trees, making the barb, staking the carb, going down to the old corner store to buy a bag of cobbers for sixpence, waiting for the metric system, listening to roll out the barrels for days on end, riding the ole bone shatterer, pitching the tent, stitching the rent and building the house that dad built.

  • About Me

    I eat skinny bees, and you would too if you knew how .

    Fuck man, you really are a peice of shit....


    Go eat a dick


    hi, how are you?

    I'll scramble your eggs baby.

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  • Comments (1227)

    • Doddsoreric

      6 years ago

      In reply to TheTyper:

      HANDS OFF MY MAN YOU. smiley5.gifsmiley8.gif

    • TheTyper

      6 years ago

      Very funny looking up my first name to make me feel like you know me or I know you.

      Very funny indeed.

      Tell me then, what do I want if you know what she wants?

    • Doddsoreric

      6 years ago

      That would be awesome, I am getting hard just thinking about it.

      (on a side note I wouldn't need a strap on, Freudian slip there?)

    • casmarie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 years ago

      In reply to the_bloke:

      Its obvious that no chick would touch you with even a 10 ft pole in the real world, so what makes you think anyone would want you online?

      And you call yourself a scientist.

    • Jalnor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Teal Ranger

      6 years ago

      Don't you have anything better to do than materialise in threads and be an ass?

    • casmarie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 years ago

      A girly boy like you doesn't need me, you have some suitors already.

    • Doddsoreric

      6 years ago

      I hear you have some Scottish in you. No? Would you like some? smiley12.gifsmiley12.gif

    • TheTyper

      6 years ago

      I'm having trouble understanding your words, you elongate them and make them seem slurred. I recommend you drop whatever it is that's making you sing to Cassie thinking you have a shot with a taken gal like her. You're obviously not being won by her friends, and I think you want to make a great impression on the friends if you want Cassie to like you.

      So the best solution: Leave her alone, she'll love it! Maybe even try to make her jealous! Find another girl.

      Post edited 1/04/10 10:38PM

    • KWierso FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      6 years ago

      Hey baby, what's up?

    • casmarie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 years ago

      In reply to the_bloke:

      Right, I'm going to fall for some random douchebag I don't even know.

    • casmarie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 years ago

      In reply to the_bloke:

      ??

    • ohfer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 years ago

      Is boaderlands good? or does it suck????


      It's really good IMO. I've finished the first playthrough with two of the characters and am on the second playthrough (tougher enemies, more powerful guns) with one of them.

    • oliviaaivilo

      6 years ago

      Perhaps. perhaps...

    • Lacrimosa

      6 years ago

      Fuck a bear.

    • uber_chaos

      6 years ago

      Yeah my girlfriend isn't making out with you. Just letting you know now.

      :)

    • swede

      6 years ago

      most of the chicks are, yes
      infact I havent seen any girl in the right age that are ugly, I'd hump them all

    • swede

      6 years ago

      again with the sexual acts upon select nationalites?

    • RoadBlock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DONGS

      6 years ago

      Knock it off, please.

    • FallenWyllis

      6 years ago

      If a fist to your face or a kick to your crotch counts as a touch.

    • Badassworker FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 years ago

      wtf are you babblin about jackass?

    • Mexcello

      6 years ago

      Not sure why you ask, but yes, however, it's been over 10 years.

    • Dane_SFC

      6 years ago

      Yes.

    • fartspamer

      7 years ago

      no :3

    • bush_rules

      7 years ago

      Ya i still think that Bush rules. My last name is Bush.

    • hugsnkisses2

      7 years ago

      I happen to be doing alright. that about it.
      hmm.

    • SteveDPirate

      7 years ago

      Are you going to elaborate? I'm under the impression that I've never had semen on my face. So, either get to the point of whatever it is you are talking about or stop. It's getting annoying.

    • hugsnkisses2

      7 years ago

      hey hows it goingg?

    • SteveDPirate

      7 years ago

      what?

    • Chaddius FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Guardian

      7 years ago

      I laughed at your comment, but was left confused...

    • astarte

      7 years ago

      have i said i dont like sex? sex is fun

    • FinchLynch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      the internet is built for terrorizing people. That was Al Gore's vision.

      That and tubgirl.

    • astarte

      7 years ago

      who doesn't?

    • FinchLynch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      aww shit, i wuz pwnt!

      the_bloke? What's the matter? can't afford any capital letters? more the the_broke, amirite?



    • NightDrifter

      7 years ago

      Yea, sometimes

    • astarte

      7 years ago

      not really-over a handful and your male you should know

    • astarte

      7 years ago

      lol well there double d so i aint complaining either way

    • rue_morgue

      7 years ago

      your picture comment confused me, haha.

    • Usernamessux

      7 years ago

      lol never heard of that one.

    • lewolfmano

      7 years ago

      wait? what?

    • LalaChan

      7 years ago

      uhm ya, can you please not use my comment box to talk to people that aren't me...especially ones that don't seem to want to talk to you. I don't mind if you two don't get alone, but please don't bring it to my profile because I find that kind of rude seeing as how I don't even know you.

    • pam

      7 years ago

      I feel wayyy cool

    • steph

      7 years ago

      cellphones double-post... who knew.

      Post edited 9/21/08 6:19AM

    • steph

      7 years ago

      right. hello edd.

    • Capt_V

      7 years ago

      you didn't pee your pants in public, did you?

    • Darkeye

      7 years ago

      Is there nothing better you could do then come leave gay comments on my page? I don't even know you nor seen you on this site before. So whats you problem?

    • Darkeye

      7 years ago

      Its one word Darkeye no space. I have the nickname cause im an excellent shot with guns and a sniper.

    • Darkeye

      7 years ago

      Is there a reason you come to my page and leave such a stupid ass comment?

    • Dane_SFC

      7 years ago

      Did you see what I did though?
      I know your name is really Graham but I changed some letters and made it like you are lame.
      LOLOLOL

    • Dane_SFC

      7 years ago

      GraLamE

    • breakXbreak

      7 years ago

      How could you forget the banana cabinet?
      [X]

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