Because I love Theater Mode and hate myself, I've begun compiling a list of meta drinking rules. Here's what we're looking at so far. Join in if you're tryna die.
Someone makes a dentist joke
The guys miss a drink (drink, then drink again)
Someone walks off (out of rage)
Geoff takes an extra drink
Jack says “If I had a dollar…”
- Michael describes something as ‘wild’
- Shit Crew (Ryan, Michael, Jeremy)
- Jeremy starts doing gymnast shit
- They resort to fucking with the TV settings
By adding these rules, Thankskilling 3, for example, gets you 11 drinks instead of 8. Apocalypse Kiss, one of my personal favorites, jumps from 14 up to 22. If you're making a legitimate suicide attempt, the obvious choice is Father's Day (already the most deadly episode) with a potential 43 drinks, as opposed to the original 36. And, of course, there are episodes where they don't pop up at all, but they can also save an episode that might otherwise leave you dry. Why do I have this data? I made a goddamn spreadsheet, that's why.
This is a cry for help.