Governator1

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from Sacramento, CA

  • Activity

    • DEAR OTHER REPUBLICANS

      5 years ago

      Governator1

      Stop with this whole "Defund Planned Parenthood" nonsense. Trust me.

    • More proof George Lucas is a girlie man.

      5 years ago

      Governator1

      I can't beIieve they recast this. James Earl Jones is great and everything, but I was like the best Vader ever.

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKEg6fJ-7P4&feature=player_embedded

    • I got my law degree this weekend!

      6 years ago

      Governator1

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      MY HANDSHAKE IS IRON, LIKE MY CREDENTIALS.


      Thanks Emory University for giving me mein first law degree. I am proud. In the acceptance speech I thanked the academy (I know - after The Sixth Day I never thought that I'd be able to use that phrase), and I also was quoted as saying

      “I was also going to give a graduation speech in Arizona this weekend. But with my accent, I was afraid they would try to deport me.â€Â


      Now that is true. I did say that. But they left out my other razor sharp witticisms. I don't care what the girlie man journalist said to me, they are NOT doing me a favor by leaving out my best material:

      HEY, ARIZONA! YOUR LAGGING BEHIND ALL OF THE OTHER STATES IN THE COUNTRY IS NOT JUST BECAUSE OF YOUR REFUSAL TO RECOGNIZE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME!

      And finally,

      WHY DO ALL THE CLOUDS FROM CALIFORNIA MOVE EAST?

      BECAUSE ARIZONA SUCKS.

    • I don't care what anyone else says

      6 years ago

      Governator1

      I for one can't WAIT for this to come out. Stallone and I used to do this sort of thing whenever we were overseas shooting a commercial or whatever. I just can't believe they made a video game about it. I am going to make all of mein girlie political aides get pumped with this.

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j-1M9hwGXM

    • Veto Power: They're on to me.

      6 years ago

      Governator1

      Someone noticed.

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      I think I'm going to go watch the DaVinci Code for ideas to make my hidden messages.

    • Resolution #9: Learn from Rod Blagojevic

      7 years ago

      Governator1

      Maybe it is different for you, but for me I am hit close to home.

      So apparently, even if they can't spell your name on the warrant, they can still arrest you.

      Good to know.

    • Now This Is Good Leadership

      7 years ago

      Governator1

      news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080831/wl_nm/russia_putin_tiger_dc_1

      Russia's Putin saves TV crew from Siberian tiger
      By Guy Faulconbridge
      Sun Aug 31, 3:01 PM ET
      MOSCOW (Reuters) - Prime Minister Vladimir Putin was feted by Russian media on Sunday for saving a television crew from an attack by a Siberian tiger in the wilds of the Far East.

      Putin, taking a break from lambasting the West over Georgia, apparently saved the crew while on a trip to a national park to see how researchers monitor the tigers in the wild.

      Just as Putin was arriving with a group of wildlife specialists to see a trapped Amur tiger, it escaped and ran towards a nearby camera crew, the country's main television station said. Putin quickly shot the beast and sedated it with a tranquilizer gun.

      "Vladimir Putin not only managed to see the giant predator up close but also saved our television crew too," a presenter on Rossiya television said at the start of the main evening news.

      The 55-year-old former KGB spy, who cultivated a macho image during his eight years as the Kremlin chief, was shown striding through the taiga in camouflage and desert boots before grappling with the feline foe.

      He helped measure the Amur tiger's incisors before placing a satellite transmitter around the neck of the beast, which can weigh up to 1,000 lb and measure around ten feet from nose to the tip of the tail.

      The Amur tiger, the world's biggest wild cat, has recently pounced back from the brink of extinction to hit its highest population level for at least 100 years, the WWF said last year.

      Putin thanked Western researchers for being involved in programs to save the Amur tigers.

      "First of all, we must thank our colleagues, Americans, European colleagues for being involved with this during a difficult time for Russia when no-one was paying any attention to this," Putin said.

      Putin last year made it into glossy magazines across the world by donning combat trousers and baring his muscular torso for photographers while on a fishing trip in the Yenisei river.

      Sensitive to a growing environmental movement in Russia, Putin as president redrew a planned oil pipeline route to avoid Lake Baikal and scrapped plans for an Olympic village near Sochi that could have damaged local flora and fauna.


      America, I could do this for you if it weren't for your Constitution.

    • It's true.

      8 years ago

      Governator1

      Sometimes I make fun of mein girlie political aides.

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      I pretend to ride a pogo stick.

    • Who invited George Bluth?

      8 years ago

      Governator1

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      I'm starting to wonder about my political people and who they book me with. Seriously, what was with that guy? I ask him what he's been up to since they canceled Arrested Development and all he says is "9/11."

  • About Me

    Do not be an online girlie man!
    Read The 10 Steps to Getting Pumped

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    When I get the time, I like to write journals all about my day and other things, too. I hope you find them pleasing.

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  • Comments (194)

    • THEJACKAL09 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 years ago

      Miss ya being online Governator

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Host of Glib Shark

      3 years ago

      You should really consider changing your user name to "Arnold" now that your term is over.

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Host of Glib Shark

      7 years ago

      Thank you very much, sir. Did you see the Get Pumped group I created? The Ten Steps are alive and well!

    • NO_YES

      7 years ago

      Governator,

      I salute you and your mighty veto pen of justice.

    • Dane_SFC

      7 years ago

      Boys have a Penis
      Girls have a Vagina

    • SloeBombFizz

      8 years ago


      . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!


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    • EVILDEAD102

      8 years ago

      thanks for making me pumped
      and not a girlie man

    • Duste FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Returned Without Receipt

      8 years ago

      Yeah, I'm a dick. What can you do?

      And, yes, staying pumped, even in the face of Brickwalls return.

    • Duste FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Returned Without Receipt

      8 years ago

      Fucking hell.
      The day after I drop you as a friend, you come back online.
      Welcome back dude.

    • Renegade

      8 years ago

      whatever happened to the pumping? i only do it these days when I pump my gas.

      The world needs you.

    • pominator

      9 years ago

      If everyone followed your lead the world would be a lot more pumped, no doubt.

      Pump up forests
      Pump up Polar Ice caps
      consume the carbon emissions like you would consume Wolf Blitzer... apparently Blitzer goes nice with bacon, just to let you know

    • IRUKANJI

      9 years ago

      Dear, Governator;

      I am moving to California this summer to work for the NAVY.
      I look forward to living in your state. Give my regards to the
      Redwoods.

      ~Iruk

      P.S. (My non-Californian SAAB passes California emission regs already BUT I CAN'T BRING IT WITH ME!!!!)

    • acesface453

      9 years ago

      I heard that you are on PIMP my ride this weekend... Is this true?

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Host of Glib Shark

      9 years ago

      Governator,

      The people need you. You must go to them.

      Sincerely,

      Jengaship

    • machen

      9 years ago

      Merry Christmas, Mr. Governator!

      Thanks again for not permitting any major earthquakes during your watch.

    • Drizztd44 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Congrats on the results. The people of California are in good hands once again.

    • Drizztd44 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      I'm back.

    • SoCalKiller

      9 years ago

      WE DID IT!!! 4 MORE YEARS smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • skyrunner75

      9 years ago

      Congratulations on your landslide victory!

    • NaraVara FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Politics Forum Mod and P

      9 years ago

      Huzzah! You won! I look forward to many more years of Governating to come.

    • JohnLethal

      9 years ago

      Congradulations on your re election.

    • SoCalKiller

      9 years ago

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      I Love this

    • Anubis2004

      9 years ago

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    • mazzaman

      9 years ago

      hmmm
      Are you, i am wondering, supposed to be Arnold, as in the Actor who played the Terminator, Conan the barbarian, and other great roles, and the Governor of California?
      This is highly amusing to me because i am wondering WHY a man of such high stature would want anything to do with a website such as this.
      If you would be so kind as to reply to this comment and tell me exactly what it is you are trying to achieve by saying you are this man, or implying through your journals that you are this man as the case may well be. Or if you actually ARE this man... as some people on this site seem to believe
      It would be muchly appreciated.
      Thank you
      Mazz

    • IRUKANJI

      9 years ago

      I agree, He helps me in many endeavours as well.

    • IRUKANJI

      9 years ago

      Salutations. I was about to turn for the night but I saw that you are online.

    • IRUKANJI

      9 years ago

      Congratulations and danka for your IRON wall defence against SB 1437. Our friendly neighborhood Governator has cut down a vile girlie' man bill in the California Congress today that would include classes in primary schools that could qualify as "Sexual Indoctrination." These pansied liberal girlie' men will shout and whine about children not being forced to respect their life styles and chioces and want whole-heartedly for these children to be "educated properly" regarding homosexuals, transgenders, and bisexuals. However, these people care nothing for the well being of the children and campaign for these classes and curriculums while California school children badly need a boost in regular old reading, writing, and arithmatic.

      Former Assemblyman Larry Bowler, R-Elk Grove, had told a rally just a day earlier that in his six years as a member of the Assembly Education Committee, "Never, never, in all the thousands of bills that I voted on in that committee, did I ever see anything even close to the destructive decadence of these three bills. From:BRAVE NEW SCHOOLS
      'Sexual indoctrination' bill vetoed
      Posted: September 6, 2006
      4:00 p.m. Eastern
      © 2006 WorldNetDaily.com


      Governor Arnold has proved his staunch support for the right of parents to decide how their children learn about other people's preferences without it being forced down their throats. Kudos to the Governator. You make me proud.

      (I'd vote for you if I didn't live in Texas)

    • Sir_Render

      9 years ago

      Fixed the link, you can remove my previous comment

    • Dragon3076

      9 years ago

      True.
      try this!

      your instincts has


      its



      advantages



      all



      the



      time...



      This is freaky as anything...DO NOT



      CHEAT



      (You'll



      will kick yourself later) I was a little



      skeptical trying this, but if you follow the



      instructions to the "t" you'll be

      surprised!!!!



      All of my answers were accurate. We'll see



      tomorrow if the wish comes true. I'll let



      you



      know. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will



      freak



      you out! The person who sent it to me



      said



      her



      wish came true 10 minutes after they read



      the



      mail. BUT NO CHEATING! This game



      has



      a



      funny/spooky outcome.



      Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It



      takes



      about three minutes...it's worth a try



      First..get a pen and paper. When you



      actually



      choose names, make sure it's people you



      actually



      know and go with your first instinct.



      Scroll down one line at a time...and don't



      read



      ahead or you'll ruin it!



      1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in



      a



      column.



      2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write



      down any



      two numbers you want.



      3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the



      names



      of



      members of the opposite sex.



      NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT



      WON"T



      TURN OUT RIGHT!



      4. Write anyone's name (like friends or



      family....) in the 4th, 5th,



      and 6th spots.



      5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10,



      and



      11.



      GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!



      6. Finally, make a wish.



      And now the key for the game.....



      1. You must tell (the number in space 2)



      people



      about this game.



      2. The person in space 3 is the one that



      you



      love.



      3. The person in 7 is one you like but



      can't



      work



      out.



      4. You care most about the person you



      put in



      4.



      5. The person you name in number 5 is



      the



      one



      who



      knows you very well.



      6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky



      star.



      7. The song in 8 is the song that matches



      with



      the person in number 3.



      8. The title in 9 is the song for the person



      in



      7.



      9. The tenth space is the song that tells



      you



      most about YOUR mind.



      10. and 11 is the song telling you how



      you



      feel



      about life



      this is so accurate



      NOW...post this bulletin (dont reply) within



      the



      hour... IF you do..



      your wish will come true...



      If you don't it will become the opposite

    • SloeBombFizz

      10 years ago

      Plazma just showed me your amazing work defeating girlie men in Japan.

    • JohnLethal

      10 years ago

      my old account is back, add me

    • acesface453

      10 years ago

      I have seen Cowboy Bebop. It is definitely pumped. So we are on the same terms, it is good, as long as it is not overdone.

    • acesface453

      10 years ago

      Is watching anime considered girlie?

    • Paris

      10 years ago

      There has been an epidemic of girlie men recently.

      I know this person is only pretending to be a cougar, but other than that I believe everyone is 100% who they claim to be. Though, I must say this "cougar" is more pumped than many RvB members.

    • Paris

      10 years ago

      This girl sent me some spam asking about my sex life. I find her profile unpumped.

    • MustyMung

      10 years ago

      Governator. My sister works with horses, and apparently she might to be working with a friend of yours, Tina Konyot. Can you put in a good word for her. Her name is Elyse, and she rides them horses good.

    • duncan_stive

      10 years ago

      LMAO... this whole profile is funny and cool at the same time...

    • MusiczSpirit

      10 years ago

      The Governator, eh? Show me some muscle! hehehehe

    • jeff Shorts Forum Mod

      10 years ago

      That is a lot of exclamation points.

      Every single was in necessary.

    • Brakus

      10 years ago

      like what, running man, eraser?lol


      ooh, can't forget about Predator.

      and Twins!

    • Brakus

      10 years ago

      heh nice, the terminator is def what i was looking for smiley8.gif

    • MojoPin

      10 years ago

      Well, in the words....well you, "You're Luggage."

    • MojoPin

      10 years ago

      I am a computer n00b, gov. I only know the typing and the enter and the things of this nature.

      Looking forward to destroying you once Skynet is launched. I have been training my whole life for it.

      MojoConnor

    • mattiecore FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      What song(s) did you listen to?

    • Pixie

      10 years ago

      I'm glad you had a dictionary to hand to define parody for me there. I was momentarily confused that I may have used it in the wrong context.



      Not.

    • LytishRed

      10 years ago

      So, um, do you use your total recall when remembering these stories? Just wondering.

    • LytishRed

      10 years ago

      Make sure you emphasize the kindergarten years. I hear that can be a rough time, what with having to explain the difference between tumors and not-tumors and such.

    • Pixie

      10 years ago

      It's a parody. There is no film. That isn't a trailer, that's the whole shebang.

    • deathslushie

      10 years ago

      Well, smoking a cigar suggests a phallic/oral fixation.

      Interpret that as you will.

    • LytishRed

      10 years ago

      You should write a book - The Governator Teaches Parenting. I'd be pumped to read that.

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