Atheist_101

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from Alberta Canada

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  • About Me

    I'm 18(November,93).
    In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland."-Barney Stinson
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  • Comments (1306)

    • epicfail13

      4 years ago

      My bad.

    • epicfail13

      4 years ago

      He still hasn't replied to me. COUNTER TROLL SUCCESSFUL!

    • epicfail13

      4 years ago

      I responded by asking for the list he uses to check whether or not someone is a "true Rooster Teeth fan," then I began sarcastically crying about how I wasn't doing enough through being a sponsor and buying merchandise.

      Judging from all the votes for Michael on YouTube, there are many people who missed that particular podcast episode. And besides, if I didn't see it then it didn't happen.

    • epicfail13

      4 years ago

      The controller would also make for an effective blunt weapon.

    • epicfail13

      4 years ago

      I'd imagine all I'd have to do to sway my dad is show him the Cutie Mark Crusaders Carpentry scene. It positively screams "WE ARE REFERENCING THE THREE STOOGES!"

      If she asks, I'll probably just say it's an internet thing and then have her sit down and watch Season 1 with me...she kinda liked Red vs Blue after listening to a few episodes from my laptop and seeing a few of the PSAs.

    • epicfail13

      4 years ago

      Why can't I skip 20 and just go right to 21?

    • epicfail13

      4 years ago

      I know guys aren't supposed to drink cosmopolitans, but the Sparkling Blue Cosmo (Luna) sounds tasty. I'm more inclined to try an Applejack first.

      As a pepper junkie, I'm required to try the Praerie Dragonfire (Spike). The Fiery Bitch (Gilda) would be suicidal.

    • Sab531

      4 years ago

      I didnt think it was too soon, tragedy = comedy

    • DarkPredX

      4 years ago

      HAVE A NICE DAY!!

    • epicfail13

      4 years ago

      COOL STORY BRONY

    • epicfail13

      4 years ago

      I suppose spamming would be annoying. I have yet to encounter Spider-Spam.

    • epicfail13

      4 years ago

      You can't tell me this isn't funny:
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    • epicfail13

      4 years ago

      I did and I can hardly wait for episode 2!

      "Yes, I am weak and helpless, and I appreciate their understanding."
      Oh, Fluttershy. You're so passive it's beyond adorable.

    • SoH_Spector

      4 years ago

      If you can understand anything in there, kudos. I can't even tell what note they're playing. It's like, you put some strings from a bass and put them on a guitar, down tune SOME OF THEM, hook it up to an amp, put the distortion to the max, and improvise something, and THAT'S how they want their drums to sound.

    • SoH_Spector

      4 years ago

      That is an excellent point. This is by far the most interesting band in the world.

    • SoH_Spector

      4 years ago

      Hehe...Parrot cock.....But people usually refer to them as Paracocci. What's even more, apparently their lyrics are supposed to be the most gruesome, disgusting things you'll ever hear. And the band members look like you're typical nigger-like Mexican guys. You'd think they would be too busy stealing and murdering other than making grindcore music.

    • SoH_Spector

      4 years ago

      Well, at least their song titles. Almost each song title is roughly the length of their name. And they are all as complicated to say. I don't know about their lyrics though, they're in Spanish, I think.

    • epicfail13

      4 years ago

      Yeah, but it was a three hour wait. I didn't play anything.

    • Sab531

      4 years ago

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    • SoH_Spector

      4 years ago

      Seriously, think you need a medical degree to understand their music.

    • SoH_Spector

      4 years ago

      You're right for it being a disease. Three of them, actually. I think. It's supposed to be about three names, put together. But it's the name of a goddamn Mexican band.

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      4 years ago

      Yup.

    • Drazsyr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      Oh, I tried very hard not to. Problem is, once I start watching a show, I usually can't stop, especially if the first episode or two hooks me in.

      I blame TheBeta.

    • SoH_Spector

      5 years ago

      Crazy for being too badass.

    • HighHealer

      5 years ago

      Really? Everything you've heard from Jegs, and that's the one thing that offended you? That's kinda sad.

    • HighHealer

      5 years ago

      I'll admit, they are fun. Until you get bored of cutting down their entire population and sell them all to make glue.

    • SoH_Spector

      5 years ago

      Well, it was my sister that was doing all the trolling. So I could care less.

    • SoH_Spector

      5 years ago

      Ahh, don't worry I did talk to her again. She's fine, she didn't take any of it seriously, her mother just stumbled upon it while looking at her Facebook I suppose

    • epicfail13

      5 years ago

      You think I did? Now I'm going to carry that image to the grave.

    • epicfail13

      5 years ago

      It wasn't loli...it was much more mentally scarring than loli.

    • epicfail13

      5 years ago

      Oh yes, Cupcakes...I've still seen worse R34, but that's way the hell up there on my disturbing meter.

      You don't want to know the horrors I've seen...filly Pinkie, WHAT IN CELESTIA'S NAME DID THEY DO TO YOU?!

    • epicfail13

      5 years ago

      Cupcakes? Link it to me. I know damn well I'll regret it, but my sense of curiosity compels me to read this piece of heresy you speak of.

      Why else do you think I know MLP R34 exists?

    • epicfail13

      5 years ago

      Humanized, I might be more inclined. Also:
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    • epicfail13

      5 years ago

      The one that's not in quotation marks. I probably shouldn't be surprised that "my little pony rule 34" is the most common hit, but I am and it's appalling.

      Rarity is pretty, but consciously I wouldn't tap that. The deep, dark recesses of my mind think otherwise, apparently.

    • epicfail13

      5 years ago

      Rule 34 give me heart attacks. I went to Google Images to search for an image of Rainbow Dash's cutie mark. The first hit at "my little pony r" was "rule 34" with "rainbow dash" right underneath it. I accidentally hit the wrong one.

      I saw an image of filly Pinkie Pie that almost gave me a heart attack. Needless to say, I won't be using Google anymore.

    • epicfail13

      5 years ago

      DAMN YOU RULE 34, GET OUT OF MY HEAD

    • epicfail13

      5 years ago

      If it doesn't happen, there will be massive internet rage. And I mean MASSIVE.

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      5 years ago

      Oh fuck that. I'm not gonna get a new phone when there will be even newer ones when my contract expires in 8 or so months. I'll just get a new new phone then.

    • epicfail13

      5 years ago

      Eeyup. The Bronies have found their ambassador.

    • epicfail13

      5 years ago

      Usually

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      5 years ago

      I'm just gonna have to wait another week to get a replacement screen to fix.

    • Drazsyr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Dropped face first into concrete while coming out of subway. Really sucked balls.

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      5 years ago

      Sucker Punch was a sex appeal movie, nothing else.

    • epicfail13

      5 years ago

      It's gonna take a lot more than a pretty please for that.

    • epicfail13

      5 years ago

      sharkrobot.com/

    • epicfail13

      5 years ago

      Your doctor prescribed an apple pie every day too? I thought I was the only one...

    • epicfail13

      5 years ago

      Now tell me I'm not insane for thinking of THAT.

    • epicfail13

      5 years ago

      I'm considering linking you to my DeviantArt so you can see the two of three MLP commissions I've had done. but before I do, I have one question:

      How much MLP R34 can you handle?

    • epicfail13

      5 years ago

      Thanks! I wasn't really expecting anything. I'll do my best to make the group 20% cooler!

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