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Episode #45: The Thingy

Theater Mode: Episode #45: The Thingy

Michael brings newborn Iris along to watch perhaps the worst possible film to bring a baby to.

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  • UltraPrimal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 day ago

    I realized very late into this episode that this is the Achieve Dads crew.

  • SKlepp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 days ago

    The motivation to see this episode of Theater Mode with Iris is one of the last things that motivated me to become a first member... and I don't regret a thing! Michael joking with/about Iris is my favorite thing. "Stop! You're being a menace"  joy

  • El_Salsa_Rey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I...I would not grant anyone or anything related to the making of this film the title of "auteur"...

  • BLOODSTAINHEART FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Friendly Lunatic

    1 week ago

    Awww baby Jones! So adorable!  two_hearts Congrats on the beautiful darling Michael and Lindsey.

  • amubird FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    100% only watched this whole thing for baby Iris

  • The_Puma_ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    lol the last special thanks, "And the Nurse at UZ who gave us a research placenta without asking questions."

  • The_Puma_ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    0:41:35 Holy shit, the toy in front him, the military vehicle with the two missiles, that was not joke one of my favourite toys as a kid. It's sitting on a shelf to my left right now lol

  • S0lstice FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    First best thing is very obviously Iris and how cute the guys are around her. The second best thing is when Michael was joking that if anything ever happened to him, Iris would always have this video to remember him by and Ryan said she would need to be a first member.

  • Ms-Aqua-Marvel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Baby Iris!!!!! :D <3 <3 <3

  • LizManion FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I absolutely love that every comment is some variation of "What the fuck was that??" And "IRIS IS SO FRICKEN CUTE OMFG." lol Seriously though, she's the only reason I watched this one. 

  • ToddKeefe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    The level of adorable that is Michael's child is making my heart explode. 

    • ToddKeefe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      Jesus seeing Geoff be all daddy mode while Michael is going to the bathroom is rich.

  • TidalSoltair FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    aw iris is such a cutie congrats again Michael but to the main point here shit movie watching it was horrible only baby iris and the AH dad modes made it fun 

  • AstralMuffin516 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Resident RWBY Maniac

    3 weeks ago

    What the hell was this movie!? Was it even a movie? Literally the only part of this trainwreck that was watchable was Iris's baby antics(she's super adorable,by the way. Congrats again to Michael and Lindsay).

  • ZebbraFries FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    So this counts as child abuse right?

  • AtlasNED FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Atlas

    3 weeks ago

    Came to the comments section to talk about Iris, found out everything had already been said and everyone has their priorities straight. She was obviously the best part of the movie.

  • Brianna01 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    I'm watching this piece of shit movie again because Iris makes my ovaries explode.

  • curlyhorns FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    This movie was painful but seeing Geoff revert to Full Dad Mode with Iris made it completely worthwhile.

  • Wrpen

    3 weeks ago

    Michael: "Fuckin, fuckin... fuckin the fuckin VCR"

    Geoff: "Ooh, another fuckin deer- oh I'm sorry sweetie, another deer."


    And thus we see why Michael's a married father and yet still a lad.

  • Stunner900 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Political Frog

    3 weeks ago

    This movie was cancer

  • hbecca16 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Anyone else notice michael booping iris at the beginning.

  • Rhodi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    after the last few decent episodes we finally get one that goes back to the roots of theather mode - awful, painful to watch movie and we get to see Michael suffer. I love it

  • urbaninja FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Iris was the best part of...whatever that was.

  • Valkyrie42 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    This movie was such a nightmare that I watched the entire thing zoomed in at like 300% so that I could just watch Iris

  • KatharineFit FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Iris was the single best thing about this episode

  • simanni FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    the real treat of this episode was geoff hanging out with iris

    • AstralMuffin516 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Resident RWBY Maniac

      3 weeks ago

      Yep, when he was shielding her tiny eyes from disturbing things was adorable, especially when Michael didn't give a shit. xD

  • Sadiepup FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Goddamn this movie is making me gag. The only thing keeping me from flat out barffing is cute little Iris. 

  • MasterYaro27 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    They should turn the subtitles on for the movie so that we can know whats going on when they talk.


  • maxmatt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Maxmatt

    4 weeks ago

    i plugged my laptop in to my baby translator when watching this and this is what iris was saying. " Why the hell are you making me watch this shit dad you asshole!! Next time you change me I'm gonna piss in your face so hard...........Mom wouldn't make me watch this shit. "

  • Framejumper FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    i lost one arm. i literally can't do anything for my self now...WHAT

  • Framejumper FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    im kinda sad geoff doesn't drink anymore. something just seems off about him not drinking at least a bit. 

  • asmith3837 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    Please have Iris on again she was so adorable!!

  • RaggedyCreature FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    This movie was amazing in It's own funny way

    • AstralMuffin516 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Resident RWBY Maniac

      3 weeks ago

      It really, REALLY wasn't. Not to shit on your opinion or anything. 

  • TheImage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    You know what, this movie might have been somewhat interesting if it was just a normal, ugly person. But NOPE! 

  • Paintedawg FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    The only good thing in this was baby Iris.

  • oliveschmolive FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Free Play Mourner

    1 month ago

    Iris was boogieing the whole video. Her little kicks and arm wiggles were adorable.

  • IRLSpiderBoy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Wait, what's happening in this movie? I've been staring at wittle Iris for the past half hour and have no clue what's happening.

    • MasonICE9K FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 weeks ago

      Don't worry even if you were watching the movie you'd still have no clue what's happening.

  • SolCinereo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    it took me way too long to realize that there was a baby on the couch

    • A_S_Dude FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Bearded, Scottish

      3 weeks ago

      Usually when I see someone that height my mind just goes "oh it's Jeremy"

  • NakatomiJr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Just happy to be here

    1 month ago

    That was painful to watch how painful it was for them to watch. 

  • iSub

    1 month ago

    Iris held this theater mode together.

  • acrolaer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    this movie hurt my brain.

  • abrightpledge FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    did they give Iris a mic

  • spectralRiff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    For the first(?) time ever in the history of Theater Mode, I'm going to have to give up on a film. The commentary is fine, but this movie is just so, so bad. I'm out of alcohol, there's just no way.

  • TsarNickyII FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Besides Iris, I think the only other joy this movie brought me was the "special thanks to... the nurse at UZ who gave us a research placenta without asking questions".

  • cluuin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Only here for Iris

  • sboy97 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I ate eggs while watching this.....now I know how gavin feels with wet bread

  • jexxter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I need a lobotomy now... 

  • BatBomb FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Batty

    1 month ago

    "... the worst possible film to bring a baby to." Yes. I'm gonna go with yes.

  • Dmnvergil FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Why is this movie? Who thought this was even remotely a good idea or a worthy project? They have to be on some kind of drugs that are newly discovered, and just nobody else gets it because nothing else can deliver the right kind of high for that piece of garbage to make sense. Everyone involved in that movie needs to be shot or something, but we really shouldn't waste the lead or gunpowder. Holy fucking shit....


    By the way, Iris is adorable. I'm happy for you Michael and Lindsay. 

    • SatisfiedShark FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      The answer you're looking for is Troma

    • AstralMuffin516 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Resident RWBY Maniac

      3 weeks ago

      @SatisfiedShark, this is bad even by Troma standards though. 

  • windrunner007 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Jesus, I'm so glad Iris was in this so at least watching Geoff and Michael play with her made it slightly worth it.

  • MassacreMan101 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Guy with the Hat

    1 month ago

    Something to go in the family photo album: Baby's first movie.  gavin