Episode #45: The Thingy

Theater Mode: Episode #45: The Thingy

Michael brings newborn Iris along to watch perhaps the worst possible film to bring a baby to.

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  • tward FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    What even happened during this movie!?

  • KittenMod963 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    So I stopped watching theater mode for quite a while. Since there's gonna be new episodes coming feb 16th, I thought now would be a great time to get caught up.

    This was not a good movie to start back up on

  • Tuney

    4 weeks ago

    what even

  • Lynd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I have a college exam in film studies in 2 days time. Most of my friends are watching movies like Citizen Kane, Rashomon and Bande á Part to prepare for it. I however am watching a movie where a mom pays for a hooker to sleep with her son..... who is a placenta

  • gabbybob FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Seeing Geoff give up on the movie to play with Iris made it worth watching. 

  • LunarTemplar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    That's an hour and 27 minutes, and 28 seconds I wont be getting back. I guess it was worth it? Its 230 am and idk what to think right now. 

  • RoseOakMoon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    My favorite part of this movie was Michael and Geoff taking turns to check on Iris constantly.

  • MaguireDavis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I looked up this movie and it has a SUBTITLE it's called "The Thingy: Confessions of a Teenage Placenta"

  • ggstacks FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Hit the point (10:02) when i would change the channel on TV. 

  • Gumbi2020

    2 months ago

    there were points at the beginning when I didn't know if iris was crying or the thingy was crying

  • NicolaiAAA FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    That moment when Ryan starts making faces at Iris. xD

  • pixylowl pixylowl

    2 months ago

    i unironically enjoyed this movie and would watch it again

  • pixylowl pixylowl

    2 months ago

    i'm only half an hour in but i unironically like this movie so far. i might even watch it by itself.

  • HipsterDadJeans FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    This was... wow.. That was bad.

  • fluffykid24 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Iris was the only thing that got me through this episode. 

  • wesm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    This was the most stressful one I've watched so far lmao.

  • MisterWerecat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Festive Werecat

    3 months ago

    When I saw the thumbnail the last thing I expected was a soft spoken puss of a creature. I'm sure it changes later on in the movie but god damn.

  • creatingshelby Shelby

    4 months ago

    they were right. i only watched this because i heard that michael booped iris's nose. 

  • TinyBear93 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I drink before I watch Theater Mode so I can automatically be more giggly but this one forced me to drink the whole way through. Kinda wanted to die 10 mins in.

  • traylorsmith

    4 months ago

    Did anyone else notice how the thingy sounds like Owen Wilson doing a shitty German accent

  • Snazzy-Trousers FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    15 drinks in this one

    • Lynd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      not all heroes wear capes

  • Nogisaka FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Will admit, only watched this all the way purely to see baby Iris and how Daddy Mikey and The Godfather would act around her.  Very adorable.

  • UltraPrimal

    4 months ago

    I realized very late into this episode that this is the Achieve Dads crew.

    • creatingshelby Shelby

      4 months ago

      i realized it when i saw geoff, michael and ryan all looking at iris

  • SKlepp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    The motivation to see this episode of Theater Mode with Iris is one of the last things that motivated me to become a first member... and I don't regret a thing! Michael joking with/about Iris is my favorite thing. "Stop! You're being a menace"  joy

  • El_Salsa_Rey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I...I would not grant anyone or anything related to the making of this film the title of "auteur"...

  • BLOODSTAINHEART FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Friendly Lunatic

    5 months ago

    Awww baby Jones! So adorable!  two_hearts Congrats on the beautiful darling Michael and Lindsey.

  • amubird FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    100% only watched this whole thing for baby Iris

  • the_puma_ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    lol the last special thanks, "And the Nurse at UZ who gave us a research placenta without asking questions."

  • the_puma_ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    0:41:35 Holy shit, the toy in front him, the military vehicle with the two missiles, that was not joke one of my favourite toys as a kid. It's sitting on a shelf to my left right now lol

  • S0lstice

    5 months ago

    First best thing is very obviously Iris and how cute the guys are around her. The second best thing is when Michael was joking that if anything ever happened to him, Iris would always have this video to remember him by and Ryan said she would need to be a first member.

  • Ms-Aqua-Marvel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Baby Iris!!!!! :D <3 <3 <3

  • LizManion FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I absolutely love that every comment is some variation of "What the fuck was that??" And "IRIS IS SO FRICKEN CUTE OMFG." lol Seriously though, she's the only reason I watched this one. 

  • ToddKeefe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    The level of adorable that is Michael's child is making my heart explode. 

    • ToddKeefe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      Jesus seeing Geoff be all daddy mode while Michael is going to the bathroom is rich.

  • TidalSoltair FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    aw iris is such a cutie congrats again Michael but to the main point here shit movie watching it was horrible only baby iris and the AH dad modes made it fun 

  • AstralMuffin516 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Resident RWBY Maniac

    5 months ago

    What the hell was this movie!? Was it even a movie? Literally the only part of this trainwreck that was watchable was Iris's baby antics(she's super adorable,by the way. Congrats again to Michael and Lindsay).

  • ZebbraFries FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    So this counts as child abuse right?

  • AtlasNED FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Atlas

    5 months ago

    Came to the comments section to talk about Iris, found out everything had already been said and everyone has their priorities straight. She was obviously the best part of the movie.

  • brianna01 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I'm watching this piece of shit movie again because Iris makes my ovaries explode.

  • curlyhorns FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    This movie was painful but seeing Geoff revert to Full Dad Mode with Iris made it completely worthwhile.

  • Wrpen

    5 months ago

    Michael: "Fuckin, fuckin... fuckin the fuckin VCR"

    Geoff: "Ooh, another fuckin deer- oh I'm sorry sweetie, another deer."


    And thus we see why Michael's a married father and yet still a lad.

  • Stunner900 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Political Frog

    5 months ago

    This movie was cancer

  • hbecca16 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Anyone else notice michael booping iris at the beginning.

  • Rhodi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    after the last few decent episodes we finally get one that goes back to the roots of theather mode - awful, painful to watch movie and we get to see Michael suffer. I love it

  • urbaninja FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Iris was the best part of...whatever that was.

  • Valkyrie42 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    This movie was such a nightmare that I watched the entire thing zoomed in at like 300% so that I could just watch Iris

  • KatharineFit FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Iris was the single best thing about this episode

  • simanni

    5 months ago

    the real treat of this episode was geoff hanging out with iris

    • AstralMuffin516 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Resident RWBY Maniac

      5 months ago

      Yep, when he was shielding her tiny eyes from disturbing things was adorable, especially when Michael didn't give a shit. xD

  • Sadiepup FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Goddamn this movie is making me gag. The only thing keeping me from flat out barffing is cute little Iris. 

  • MasterYaro27

    5 months ago

    They should turn the subtitles on for the movie so that we can know whats going on when they talk.


  • maxmatt Maxmatt

    5 months ago

    i plugged my laptop in to my baby translator when watching this and this is what iris was saying. " Why the hell are you making me watch this shit dad you asshole!! Next time you change me I'm gonna piss in your face so hard...........Mom wouldn't make me watch this shit. "