Episode #43: The Chosen One: Legend of the Raven

Theater Mode: Episode #43: The Chosen One: Legend of the Raven

This movie is like The Crow if there was less murder and more milk.

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  • RoseOakMoon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 days ago

    I appreciated all the Twin Peaks references, Geoff. <3

  • tylerjefferson FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TJeff

    4 days ago

    What the fuck did i just watch?

  • Ky1998 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    he need some milk

  • Ky1998 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    the lip thing is the 90s trend on darker lip liner and lighter lipstick 

  • Goastoid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    I almost died when Geoff voiced over Carmen saying "cause you're a man" perfectly

  • Akizato FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dinosaur Wrangler

    1 week ago

    I literally choked on my ice cream when dude walked into the bar and got shot immediately

  • tdb1726 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    And why the milk!!?

  • tdb1726 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Why are wolves always associated with evil?

  • jexxter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Had to go and re-watch Future World as a palette cleanser.

  • SleepyGuyy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    So... I maybe watched 1 or 2 theatre modes (for the first time) way back when it started.  I haven't watched again until this one... Clearly I've been missing out! I don't want to go back to old ones too catch up, but I think i'll be keeping pace with the new ones now.

    • Arkhosia FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 days ago

      at least tell us you've seen Father's Day! It's one of the most entertaining by far, even better than Thankskilling.

    • SleepyGuyy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 days ago

      I have not seen Fathers day

    • Pyong_BC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 days ago

      Fathers Day is overhyped, I think Slink or Getting Lucky might've been the best ones actually 

  • AHDoug FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Bubb Rubb

    1 week ago

    This movie must've been directed by Ryan and Liam McPoyle

  • Jet_Argo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    That moment the cop won't leave so you drench yourself in milk

  • Iri-tiri FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Hey there's a low budget horror movie called "Bonejangles" just came out this year. ..

  • Kenlader FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Not Kenladder

    1 week ago

    Is it just me or does the Sheriff look like that guy from Funhaus?

  • imnotbenji FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    1:08:29 there's clearly no batteries in the radio. xD

  • Wolfencreek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Maybe they were drinking fight milk?

  • Legit-Purpose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    1 week ago

    I would rather watch Lust for Freedom than watch this movie again. Narration was better in that movie. Nudity was way more. And it actually had special effects. 

  • lordscion FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    You guys need to do an episode with this movie ->> Cannibal Holocaust

    https://www.google.com/search?q=Cannibal+Holocaust&oq=Cannibal+Holocaust&aqs=chrome..69i57j0j5j0.1847j0j4&client=ms-android-hms-tmobile-us&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#wptab=TvmVideo

  • TyBracamonte FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ty

    1 week ago

    Got Milk? Oh yeah we got tons of milk in this movie.  laughing

  • ZombieOfTheWest FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    So, when are they going to watch Poultrygeist?

    • Stab FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT Broadcast

      1 week ago

      We have an eye on that one and may grab it for a future episode. 

  • RT_Fullmetal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Fuck, I don't know what it was about this movie but this was one of the hardest for me to sit through. This was miserable. Their jokes just barely got me through, and that shitting bird was the best damn part of the whole movie

  • I746 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Anyone else think the blonde woman sounds like Poppy?

  • Thebluerayxx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ray

    1 week ago

    Did the director have a boner for Clockwork Orange, what's with all the damn milk!?

  • McNagelpuff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    so what costume did he decide on? A cow?

  • McNagelpuff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    whoever decided on clothing for this movie must really have had a thing for collars, also that weird lipliner makes it look like everybody has cold-sores

    • vashkun FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      Maybe everyone has cold sores, and the lipliner is just to make you only THINK they do.

  • ALXKILLZ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold KGH

    1 week ago

    Okay they need to drink for when they break the rules too. Holy fuck, Ryan with a smallpox blanket joke at 44min.  

  • Iceh34rt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Hearing Geoff say he doesn't drink always sounds sarcastic to me

  • Stoobs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    The main fight scene sounded like a lot of the sound effects in 7 Days to Die..

  • Fergs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Fuck, this was probably the best episode since "Father's Day." Must've hit rewind a hundred times or more. 

  • godfatherrules FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

  • brian1234 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Leave your phones at the door

  • GobiTodic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    The narration was so out of place. Like part of a Discovery Channel documentary accidentally made it into the movie. "Here you can see the Raven in it's natural environment mating with it's partner."


    I bet the changing costumes of the Wolf was just because the director wanted to see her in as many sexy outfits as possible.

  • tahupierce FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    When Jack's not here Michael can be counted on to pick up the inconsistency-reminder slack

  • Johnny011712 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I bought my first Membership (back when I did) because of Theater mode.. and its like 60/40 painful but funny Troma is the best of horrible (Praise Uncle Lloyd)


     

    • Gamin_free FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold A doctor of trumpets

      1 week ago

      Yeah. Glad to see more Troma & less Gravitas Ventura, because those were mostly just shit.

      Fingers crossed for Poultrygeist, Class of Nuke 'Em High, and The Toxic Avenger (also Manborg & The Editor, cause it's the Father's Day guys).

      Edit: That'd be awesome, Stab. Hope it goes through.

    • Stab FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT Broadcast

      1 week ago

      Personally, I would love for us to get The Editor. Poultrygeist and Class of Nuke 'Em High are on my list to get for TM. 

  • DreaYoungken98 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    if milk was a drinking game, they'd all be dead, right? shit, dude wtf

  • NickHouk1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    That milk scene is one of my favorite theater mode momments

  • KarlAWais FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Chew with your mouth closed woman! AHH!

  • Gobbles24 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Growing up on a dairy farm I can appreciate this movie promoting milk

  • danbonrp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    i have never seen 3 grown men be so happy about a man pretending to be a chikan.

  • danbonrp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    such waste of milk.

  • urbaninja FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Can confirm body double. She was listed in the credits.

    Also, do you think the guy's costume is gonna be a cow or something? Given his milk obsession

  • Arcturian FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Ryan and Michael singing Du Hast was on point!

  • Sharkwaiter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    That guy was not attractive enough to have a raven and a wolf fighting over him.


    Also I think Jeremy should answer to how Rimmy Tim could behave in that way.

  • TheTussin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Geoff with the Ay Papi reference. I noticed that, Geoff!

  • Paintedawg FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    So borderline softcore porn.

  • mypawnshop FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    In the credits is says Carmen Electras body double. At 3:15

  • AbstractSpaces FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Finally another actually hilariously bad movie. So many wtf moments.

  • Fangtorn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    This movie has nothing going for it. It wasn't entertainingly terrible, it was entertainingly good. It just sorta was.

  • Balarush FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Kneel.

    1 week ago

    C'mon Geoff, at least quote Wolverine properly. 

  • OmegaII FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Ok, so i am only 30 mins in, but shouldnt Micheal be dead from alchohol poisoning from the blantent racism by now?