Episode #43: The Chosen One: Legend of the Raven

Theater Mode: Episode #43: The Chosen One: Legend of the Raven

This movie is like The Crow if there was less murder and more milk.

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  • Cotter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold OneMorePelican

    3 weeks ago

    1:08:48's chicken callback and 1:22:27's bird shit are some of my favorite Theater Mode moments ever

  • JavaTheHutt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Do you think that one day, they'll actually ADR over Geoff covering his mouth?

  • janas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    Hey now

  • the_puma_ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    47:10 actually, Ryan, in Native North American, particularly Haida, mythology Raven DOES have the power to change form. Don't know why the movie decided the Wolf is evil, though.

    • Suizome FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Maybe they thought coyotes weren't edgy enough?

  • AFK666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Was looking up if there was a sequel, and this video is like 5 down on the google search.

  • Iceh34rt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    What would have been amazing was if after the milk/sex scene the words "Got Milk?" Appeared on screen.

  • Iceh34rt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    "Goku would never do that."

    Michael Jones

  • ToddKeefe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    wait hold up. Geoff doesn't drink for these? When did this happen? I thought he was the resident RT Drunk? I'm so confused.

    • WunWunCe7un FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      He recently stopped drinking, in the past six months or something like that

    • ToddKeefe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Look I can understand whipped cream, strawberries, whatever. But why so much wasted milk! It doesn't make sense!!

    • trequor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      He takes long, periodic breaks

  • RevenantBruiser FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Furries Without Suits: The Movie 

  • Aint_No_Robutt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold not a robut

    1 month ago

    okay so I think i figured out the stuff with the milk... it was a foil for the alcohol because milk is "pure" and alcohol is "evil"... maybe.. all the "bad" people drink alcohol and "sin" while the raven drinks/F***s with milk because it's pure... maybe? idk.. did i look to far into a shitty movie?

    • trequor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      It's sad, but you are probably right

  • Aint_No_Robutt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold not a robut

    1 month ago

    should be a lot more drinks for blatant racism...just saying 

  • lovelyyecats FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Two things: 1) That absolutely was a Carmen Elektra body double - she's in the credits under Barbie Savitz Coleman. And 2) I can't believe Michael didn't point out that the actor who played Doug (the most respected actor in this movie) was a semi-regular in Monk! 


    But anyway, this movie was absolute dogshit.  Definitely one of the worst movies on theater mode for me.


  • AstroMoth AstroMoth

    2 months ago

    "I mean, The Crow had guns."

    "Yeah, that was part of the problem."


    Jesus Christ.

  • killtheflies FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Third consecutive Theater Mode where Heather Locklear is mentioned.

  • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

    2 months ago

    This movie has an unhealthy obsession with licking things...

  • RoseOakMoon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I appreciated all the Twin Peaks references, Geoff. <3

  • tylerjefferson FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TJeff

    2 months ago

    What the fuck did i just watch?

  • Ky1998 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    he need some milk

  • Ky1998 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    the lip thing is the 90s trend on darker lip liner and lighter lipstick 

  • Goastoid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I almost died when Geoff voiced over Carmen saying "cause you're a man" perfectly

  • Akizato FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dinosaur Wrangler

    2 months ago

    I literally choked on my ice cream when dude walked into the bar and got shot immediately

  • tdb1726 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    And why the milk!!?

  • tdb1726 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Why are wolves always associated with evil?

  • jexxter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Had to go and re-watch Future World as a palette cleanser.

    • AstralMuffin516 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Resident RWBY Maniac

      1 month ago

      Oh come on, this was infinitely better than that that trash fire. I could at least finish this one due to all the nudity. Future World just gave me a headache and I had to stop about halfway through. 

  • SleepyGuyy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    So... I maybe watched 1 or 2 theatre modes (for the first time) way back when it started.  I haven't watched again until this one... Clearly I've been missing out! I don't want to go back to old ones too catch up, but I think i'll be keeping pace with the new ones now.

    • Arkhosia FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      at least tell us you've seen Father's Day! It's one of the most entertaining by far, even better than Thankskilling.

    • SleepyGuyy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      I have not seen Fathers day

    • Pyong_BC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Fathers Day is overhyped, I think Slink or Getting Lucky might've been the best ones actually 

    • AstralMuffin516 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Resident RWBY Maniac

      1 month ago

      @SleepyGuyy You have to go back and check out Father's Day. And if you do, make sure you drink along with them. It's a fucking experience, my friend. xD

    • trequor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      I maintain that Father's Day is actually legitimately funny. Absolutely in a so-bad-it's-good kind of way, but i was laughing my ass off at the actual movie. Fucking incredible

  • AHDoug FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Bubb Rubb

    2 months ago

    This movie must've been directed by Ryan and Liam McPoyle

  • Jet_Argo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    That moment the cop won't leave so you drench yourself in milk

  • Iri-tiri FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Hey there's a low budget horror movie called "Bonejangles" just came out this year. ..

  • Kenlader FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Not Kenladder

    2 months ago

    Is it just me or does the Sheriff look like that guy from Funhaus?

  • imnotbenji FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    1:08:29 there's clearly no batteries in the radio. xD

  • Wolfencreek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Maybe they were drinking fight milk?

  • Legit-Purpose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    2 months ago

    I would rather watch Lust for Freedom than watch this movie again. Narration was better in that movie. Nudity was way more. And it actually had special effects. 

  • lordscion FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    You guys need to do an episode with this movie ->> Cannibal Holocaust

    https://www.google.com/search?q=Cannibal+Holocaust&oq=Cannibal+Holocaust&aqs=chrome..69i57j0j5j0.1847j0j4&client=ms-android-hms-tmobile-us&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#wptab=TvmVideo

  • TyBracamonte FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ty

    2 months ago

    Got Milk? Oh yeah we got tons of milk in this movie.  laughing

  • ZombieOfTheWest FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    So, when are they going to watch Poultrygeist?

    • Stab FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT Broadcast

      2 months ago

      We have an eye on that one and may grab it for a future episode. 

  • RT_Fullmetal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Fuck, I don't know what it was about this movie but this was one of the hardest for me to sit through. This was miserable. Their jokes just barely got me through, and that shitting bird was the best damn part of the whole movie

  • I746 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Anyone else think the blonde woman sounds like Poppy?

  • Thebluerayxx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ray

    2 months ago

    Did the director have a boner for Clockwork Orange, what's with all the damn milk!?

  • McNagelpuff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    so what costume did he decide on? A cow?

  • McNagelpuff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    whoever decided on clothing for this movie must really have had a thing for collars, also that weird lipliner makes it look like everybody has cold-sores

    • vashkun FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Maybe everyone has cold sores, and the lipliner is just to make you only THINK they do.

  • ALXKILLZ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold KGH

    2 months ago

    Okay they need to drink for when they break the rules too. Holy fuck, Ryan with a smallpox blanket joke at 44min.  

  • Iceh34rt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Hearing Geoff say he doesn't drink always sounds sarcastic to me

  • Stoobs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    The main fight scene sounded like a lot of the sound effects in 7 Days to Die..

  • Fergs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Fuck, this was probably the best episode since "Father's Day." Must've hit rewind a hundred times or more. 

  • godfatherrules FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

  • brian1234

    2 months ago

    Leave your phones at the door

  • GobiTodic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    The narration was so out of place. Like part of a Discovery Channel documentary accidentally made it into the movie. "Here you can see the Raven in it's natural environment mating with it's partner."


    I bet the changing costumes of the Wolf was just because the director wanted to see her in as many sexy outfits as possible.

  • tahupierce FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    When Jack's not here Michael can be counted on to pick up the inconsistency-reminder slack

  • Johnny011712 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I bought my first Membership (back when I did) because of Theater mode.. and its like 60/40 painful but funny Troma is the best of horrible (Praise Uncle Lloyd)


     

    • Gamin_free FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold A doctor of trumpets

      2 months ago

      Yeah. Glad to see more Troma & less Gravitas Ventura, because those were mostly just shit.

      Fingers crossed for Poultrygeist, Class of Nuke 'Em High, and The Toxic Avenger (also Manborg & The Editor, cause it's the Father's Day guys).

      Edit: That'd be awesome, Stab. Hope it goes through.

    • Stab FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT Broadcast

      2 months ago

      Personally, I would love for us to get The Editor. Poultrygeist and Class of Nuke 'Em High are on my list to get for TM. 

  • DreaYoungken98 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    if milk was a drinking game, they'd all be dead, right? shit, dude wtf