Episode #39: Wizards of the Demon Sword

Theater Mode: Episode #39: Wizards of the Demon Sword

Ay! I'm walkin' here! And by "here" I mean Fantasy New Jersey, where this movie is apparently set. This movie's got everything: girls, dinosaurs, and a coupla guys bein' dudes!

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  • HaazMatt

    1 month ago

    i get that they duck the movie audio when the guys are chatting but I cant hear anything when they do that. subtitles for the films would be nice

    • HaazMatt

      1 month ago

      or they could not duck the audio as much its like they muted the movie.

  • honkysachmo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Noah

    1 month ago

    Holy shit Michael's Tusken Raider impression was so good it made me wheeze with laughter. 

  • harryhopper FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Boom mic at 1:21:59

  • majordanger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    All throughout the opening I kept wondering "When does Capt. Kirk fight the Gorn?"

  • Nomenvenator FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Many of those dinosaurs are stock footage from "Planet of Dinosaurs" which would be an excellent film for Theater Mode now that I think about it.


    It has everything; dinosaurs, porn staches, D-grade acting, hilariously stupid deaths, a big shirtless man, a giant-ish spider, and lots of footage of people walking in the desert.

     

  • One_Real_Imonkey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    They should do Who Killed Captain Alex.

    • honkysachmo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Noah

      1 month ago

      I've always wanted funhaus to do theater mode: wakaliwood films edition 

  • AstralMuffin516 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Resident RWBY Maniac

    2 months ago

    I'm not even joking here, but Damon looked exactly like a friend of mine. Beard and all. 

  • PDAF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    only to find out that sears robuck has gone out of business 

  • Mermaidslur FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    They don't make them like they use to.

  • task32 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Michael Berryman FTW.

  • yzhetsa FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    for like the first 20 minutes of this movie, i thought ryan was saying "sears robot"

  • AwesomeSloan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    These Conan the barbarian deleted scenes are great

  • shinichi1

    3 months ago

    "Like a virgin, chained to my very first wall" Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

  • zaidkm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    does thane sound like nick valentine to anyone?


  • Myloflex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold wow...since 2004...has i

    4 months ago

    anyone notice the neck thing around the main bad guy is like a sex thing right?

  • TheSmilingSeraph FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    @37.29 I realised who the Seer sounded like in my head - Dr Dugong from the Venture Bros!!

  • McNagelpuff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I would like to highlight this quote from the weird wizard seer guy's imdb bio:
    "A consummate character actor whose deep Southern drawl made him a highly sought-after personality." 
    So no wonder his accent was weird.
    Also it took me the whole movie to realize that the king is played by goddamn Doctor Jacoby

  • McNagelpuff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    boom mike at 1:05:58

  • Dana-Rang FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    The chicken noises are never gonna stop

  • elfletcho FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    What a disappointment.  Was expecting more from this movie for Team Get Fucked.

  • GalaineE32 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    When Michael goes Jersey xD those are the best to watch!

  • MeghanMc FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    "A lazy susan of evil" is my new favourite quote.

  • AnotherSpencer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    This is the kind of shitty B movie I like. It makes me laugh because it's so garbage.

  • PepperG FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Shane is hotter.

  • astrochris FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Me, this entire movie: "Where do I recognize the big bad guy from?" 

    Finally looking it up: "Holy crap, that's Steve Trevor from the Wonder Woman TV show!"

  • AHDoug FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Bubb Rubb

    4 months ago

    Lawrence fucking Tierney is in this movie?  This wasn't even from that early in his career!  Baffles me a wee bit, all I'm saying

  • TidalSoltair FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    wow not that bad kinda funny too good movie

  • BossTaylor8 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    "now the anal" Ryan is putting out gold at least in the first few minutes.

  • BossTaylor8 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Elvish....?

  • agwood927 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Just saying, the Seer sounds like a few Southern Baptist preachers that I heard growing up.......the flashbacks are real.

  • iansmorris1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

  • dominicdevanney FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    17:00 the boss from reservoir dogs

  • kiba589 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Carbon based life-form

    4 months ago

    It bugged me for awhile but Thane is Prince Erman from Wizards of the lost kingdom 2. A movie I saw on that "rip-off" MST3K

  • ubermuffin15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    52:00 I'm shocked they got Taylor swift to play a part in this movie 

  • deathlover FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    you guys should watch 

    The Silence of the Hams

    • Oboyits54 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      please tell me thats a real movie.

    • deathlover FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      yes it is and it has mel brooks in it.

  • Caninse FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold MusicalGamer

    4 months ago

    So that guy at 48:30? He's Michael Berryman, aka Pluto from The Hills Have Eyes (the poster actor for the film). He's a pretty major actor from B Horror Films and a few other films, like One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

    • matthewkhutton FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold jollymatth

      4 months ago

      As soon as I saw him I scrolled down to make sure someone else also noticed that, and I wasn't going crazy. 

  • TellFarsight FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TellerFarsight

    4 months ago

    1:25:03 Y'know what? I'm going to hazard a guess that Kenji Imo was Maskie, based on that list of names.

  • jshelley0322 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    This movie was a Princess Bride spinoff, and I loved it!!

  • Hose_Roller FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    "They'll take you and make you watch all of Donny's movies."

    Hell yeah Band of Brothers marathon and the Departed!

  • QuillanJacob FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    1:05:09 also don't make fun of Donnie Wahlberg.  He was Captain Lipton in Band of Brothers.  That series trumps any war film ever made perhaps barring Fury.

    • Arkhosia FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      absolutely agree there, those were both great works! Had to look up who Lipton was though - I don't think I caught anyone's name besides Winters, Nixon and Sobel 

  • QuillanJacob FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I don't think they quite appreciated the humor as much as i did, the movie was terrible but in the best kind of way.

  • TellFarsight FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TellerFarsight

    4 months ago

    32:54 is that Don Knotts?

    • TellFarsight FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TellerFarsight

      4 months ago

      Oh I guess Jeremy made that joke.

  • willguy94 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    The bad guy wanted to be George clooney so bad

  • Revanaught FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I am like 3/4ths of the way through this movie and I'm horribly disappointed by the lack of drinks.  This is why I pre-drink before every theater mode. Worst case, I get too drunk and stop halfway through, and in instances like this, I at least get to be drunk through a mostly sober episode.  At the very least, half the tits in this were pretty spectacular and the other half were rather decent.  


    EDIT:  There were 2 drinks in this entire episode.  So disappointing.  3 if you count Thane being underdressed in the opening, but no one else counted it.  

    • Hose_Roller FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      Thane's in this? He was great in Mass Effect. 

      s/

    • Arkhosia FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      If it makes you feel any better, some of us are a little young to touch alcohol and have to endure all of these sober

  • willguy94 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Ryan with that legend of korra line.... Ryan is awesome

  • Revanaught FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Did...did Jeremy seriously call a Rottweiler a dachshund?

  • parko666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Maskie lives. You can see him crawling away in the background at the end of the fight

  • janas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    So according to Michael there are only two languages spoken by white people, english and german.

  • Kendev FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    1:01:51 Boom mic upper left

    • baw8324 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      1:21:59 boom mic upper right

  • Oboyits54 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Tuskens raiders isn't their species name. their called that because they got their weapons from raiding a fort called fort tusken. The sans people are the indigenous people of tattooine and existed on the planet since before it was a desert when it was a lush green forest planet.