Episode #38 - Monster in the Closet

Theater Mode: Episode #38 - Monster in the Closet

No homophobic propaganda here! Clark Kent, Paul Walker, Fergie and Stan Lee star in this wacky creature feature!

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  • WarriorsRVB FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    16 hours ago

    The monster was really in the closet as it liked a man.

  • bobbert2k95 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    17 hours ago

    Boy, that lady at 16:00 seems like the kind of woman who believes vaccines are dangerous.

  • wrenchhog FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    21 hours ago

    Missed a drink for overhearing a conversation @ 37:15.  Plan B was after that need for a last screw.  

  • BossTaylor8 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 day ago

    can confirm its THE paul walker

  • ElderBuu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 days ago

    Man, Jack was on point this time. Laughed at every single remark lol


    "Is he... Is he getting off?"


    ROFL

  • ElderBuu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 days ago

    "Thank you Jesus."

    "Thank you lower case t."


    I just lost it!

  • TidalSoltair FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 days ago

    no joke this and other side and killer tomatoes they are not really that bad they are actually pretty good for something low budget or b-class man they are getting surprisingly good although no joke the majority suck especially that shitty one future world city of mass destruction that was crap upon crap but still diamonds in the rough exist and its a pleasant watch when they do

  • Rakolai FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Huntsman

    2 days ago

    Oh man, I think I've seen this movie before! I remember that scene with them walking around with the xylophone!

  • connorcrowley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 days ago

    38:58 so I remember where I was

  • deathlover FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    what was going with clark and him not wear his glasses

  • Chevenitsu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    nostalgia is a bitch lol

  • Flashgio FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    Crap... I kinda liked this movie

  • whiterabbit1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    Monster in the Closet: The story of a man so beautiful that a monster killed itself over how beautiful he was.

  • meganmaz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    Thank you for the World War Z reference. Makes me want to read it again.

  • amberxzilla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    I honestly thought it was going end with the chocolate being poisonous to it all along a la Mars Attacks! and grandma's music.

  • SireLloydWhite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    By the way, I would HIGHLY recommend putting on Elvis Presley's "One Night With You" in the background starting at 1:16:41ish

  • HimoX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    I gave them a 50/50 on whether the description was serious... Glad to see I was right.

  • RT_Fullmetal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    This was a good theater mode. The movie was mildly entertaining. Except that twist ending was awful.

  • Funhouze FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Christian

    3 days ago

    No Gods, No Kings - Only Closets

  • Meymes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Your Meme Overlord

    3 days ago

    I think they should add this to the drinking game: Every time the antagonist is doing something (Feasting on a body, etc) and they get snuck up on from behind by the protagonist.

  • SevenDeadlyRabbits FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    Apprentice editors: David Karp


    Sooo is that THE David Karp, creator of tumblr?

  • MichaelHuds3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    ok so how is this the end of the world, this thing is killing like 2 people a week i think the world is fine.

  • NeoSchmeo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    I only know about Radio Shack because of Animorphs

  • MichaelHuds3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    is there a easy way to see all the first content on one page, there used to be a first tab that had the most recent stuff but its gone now.

  • denDAY04 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    First SLJ, and now Fergie? Damn, these cult movies have stellar cast. xD 

    • denDAY04 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 days ago

      AND Paul Walker? Jesus, this fucking cast.

    • ShmileyPunx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Drunk Punkard

      3 days ago

      The General (Donald Moffat) was the same guy who played Garry in The Thing.

    • OmegaII FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 days ago

      Troma is home to many people starts.

  • gilleban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    Woohoo!  The Circle in Orange, CA (Chapman and Glassell) at 1hr 5min!  (used to spend a LOT of time there...Army-Navy store just a few doors south, and a drug store/diner used in several movies right next door to the Radio Shack)

  • TopBean FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    Geoff is looking so slim nowadays, good on him c:

  • Everadept FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    I am so behind in movies.

  • Iceh34rt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    I can't believe that in this entire movie, the joke that made me laugh the most was Ryan saying "Oh God!" when a car drove past the main character.


    • Funhouze FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Christian

      3 days ago

      That was Jack.

  • Cameron FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    "That's gonna be someone famous." Lol

  • DoshJavis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    Actually Jack, the lyric was "Not only is there a man in his cabinet, but the man, is a midget, midget, midget, midget..."

    Also on an unrelated note could they do a Theater Mode of R Kelly Trapped in the Closet please?

  • SarahOlivier29 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Canadian Girl

    4 days ago

    actually she wrong chocolate isn't bad for you 

  • fembabyunicorn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    Not gonna lie, Dick Clark was pretty gosh dang dreamy. 


    Besides that, this movie wasn't bad. A nice, clean cut, cheesy horror flick.

  • deinosaurus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    Pretty disappointed Geoff went with "Tom Sellcock" and not "Tom Selldick"

  • TyBracamonte FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ty

    4 days ago

    Jack: "Pieces of my grandfather."

    Me: "Oh is that a sequel to Flags of our Fathers." 

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    Holy shit then I resume and Geoff makes the same joke... OMG I'm becoming Geoff!  geoff whiskey

  • QuillanJacob FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    You can hear how much Jack loves sports every time he talks about basketball goals


    Edit: also i checked, that is legit THE Paul Walker, this was his first film


    Edit 2: i need to stop commenting 10 seconds into the video

  • Fernansco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    "Mother, it took plan C!"

    "But honey, I forgot to use plan B in the first place."

  • alexab820 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    They missed a drink for "over hearing a conversation"

  • Ghostgurlgamer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    Great theatre mode, awesome movie. One thing, and this has happened in previous episodes - ya'll forget your made up rules for the movie. :p

  • taitycakes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    I think this was a nice little palate cleanser after Luther the Geek and the abomination that was LA Maniac. No gore; just tropes, shitty monsters, and a dreamy leading man. Plus, anything with Henry Gibson is awesome!

  • Orrenman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Don't Call it a Comeback

    4 days ago

    you know, Dick Clark looks like a less attractive Josh Clark of Stuff You Should Know.

  • LoganSmith6 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    Kevin Peter Hall is 7' fucking 3. No fucking wonder why he played a bunch of monsters.

  • BurnedSpy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    Really enjoyed the crew's commentary for this one, what a great TM movie.

  • UltraPrimal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    I've noticed a significant increase in the quality watchability of the movies in this season of Theater Mode. There were a handful of gags in this movie that were actually funny and unexpected.

  • Flux_Casey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    "Thank God the mystery is solved." I feel you, Ryan.

  • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

    4 days ago

    Actually one of the better Theater Mode movies. It had good practical effects for the most part, and actually had some decent comedy moments. Not one I'll be rewatching anytime soon of course, but better than most of what the AH crew has to sit through.....

  • Panthum FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    Should've had door breaking as a drinking rule

  • iansmorris1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    37:15 overhearing a conversation. The gents owe us a drink.

  • Orrenman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Don't Call it a Comeback

    4 days ago

    that's one hell of a Jeremy Dooley

  • emannbyrdie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    Is it just me or does Dick Clark look just as good if not better with the glasses?