Episode #38: Monster in the Closet

Theater Mode: Episode #38: Monster in the Closet

No homophobic propaganda here! Clark Kent, Paul Walker, Fergie and Stan Lee star in this wacky creature feature!

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  • sacutiepie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I have honestly never heard a basketball hoop referred to as a "basketball goal" until this moment.

    • mark__d3

      1 week ago

      Then you haven't seen dude perfect, I love them but thats what makes me so mad when they say that. 

  • TheHoester FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    They missed a drinking rule at 37:29, overhearing a conversation so that's one more for anyone playing along

  • Snazzy-Trousers FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    04 drinks in this one

  • StephanieGlascott FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Um...my elementary school was called Chestnut Hill.... 

  • Medicshy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Huh... Oddly specific day to set it on, Wednesday, April the Twenty-First, but... I mean, that's one way to celebrate a birthday for me! Monster killing, here we go!

    Also, The military doesn't need to worry about the monster. It's the 80s! Just leave him in the closet. He'll never come out, and AIDS will take care of him soon enough.

  • dynamo_0

    2 months ago

    1:17:55

    Geoff: "I didn't see it I don't get the reference."

    That's how I feel about half the jokes you and Jack make

  • Amardneron FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    This movie was great.

  • AmaraDoom FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    The attic they were in when the monster picked up Clark and took him away is the same attic from Charmed.

  • Damascus25 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Sadly, I own this movie on DVD. Haven't watched the episode yet, and I've seen people mentioning Paul Walker is this, but the young girl who gets pulled into the closet is Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas.

  • zgillet FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    This is an amazing Superman parody combined with crap monster movie.

  • pixelwraith FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    finally a first member i cant wait to binge this to catch up lol

  • JavaTheHutt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Credit where credit is due. That shower scene was pretty funny.

  • McNagelpuff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Are we sure that Clark Kent wasn't actually a young Joel Heyman?

  • thedude FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold AyatollaOfRock'n'Rolla

    5 months ago

    That campus at the beginning is totally USC

  • windrunner007 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Dude, I fucking love this TM crew. I love Michael and Jeremy too, but these three together are so good.

  • AmaraRan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    really want a crunch bar now.

  • tdb1726 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    The albert einstein guy was the main investor dude in Bio Dome with Pauly Shore

  • maxmatt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Maxmatt

    5 months ago

    He has the power of rohypnol vision 

    Back then glasses only came in one size...Huge


  • Revanaught FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    little bit of drinking advice.  mix rum with pibb zero, aside from it tasting surprisingly good, it'll make the movie somewhat enjoyable.  after 2 you really won't be able to play the drinking game, or at least I'm not, but it makes the movie entertaining and the commentary even better.  

  • Gobbles24 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    That sheriff immediately reminded me of Sgt. Cosgrove from Freakazoid 

  • RoseOakMoon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Jack, that was the most desperate for a nipple I've ever seen anyone.

    Clark eating chocolate the entire movie made my day.

    General Eyebrows had way too much fun driving like a madman.

    I too become mesmerized by men who normally wear glasses taking them off.

    So really this was about a monster who came out of the closet, stole a handsome man, and then ran away to San Francisco? And then, upon realizing it couldn't get back in for 7 Minutes in Heaven with Clark, it decided life was no longer worth living. I mean, other than him eating people...

  • zombee.meat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    At least Jack talks and looks up actors on his phone the whole time

  • GetA_Life117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Wow, the highpitched scream of that Monster sounded like Leelee Sobieski fighting Nic Cage in Wickerman. Who knew she was already into acting back then^^

    • Hose_Roller FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      Not the bees!

  • AndreaBee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I really can't get over how much Clark looks like a young Paul Gross, had me distracted the entire movie.

  • NotFish FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hikikomori Gamer

    5 months ago

    Man talking to Paul Walker: "See, you're still alive."


    Me: "No. No he's not."

  • Legit-Purpose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    5 months ago

    If there are any generals out there that is a fan of your content, I'm sure they'll let you joyride a tank, allegedly.

  • WarriorsRVB

    6 months ago

    The monster was really in the closet as it liked a man.

  • bobbert2k95 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Boy, that lady at 16:00 seems like the kind of woman who believes vaccines are dangerous.

  • SH4D3TR33 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Missed a drink for overhearing a conversation @ 37:15.  Plan B was after that need for a last screw.  

  • BossTaylor8 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    can confirm its THE paul walker

  • ElderBuu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Man, Jack was on point this time. Laughed at every single remark lol


    "Is he... Is he getting off?"


    ROFL

  • ElderBuu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    "Thank you Jesus."

    "Thank you lower case t."


    I just lost it!

  • TidalSoltair FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    no joke this and other side and killer tomatoes they are not really that bad they are actually pretty good for something low budget or b-class man they are getting surprisingly good although no joke the majority suck especially that shitty one future world city of mass destruction that was crap upon crap but still diamonds in the rough exist and its a pleasant watch when they do

    • blah_blah91 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      Punctuation, brother. Helps with the comprehension.

    • TidalSoltair FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      fair enough, friend.

  • Rakolai FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Huntsman

    6 months ago

    Oh man, I think I've seen this movie before! I remember that scene with them walking around with the xylophone!

  • connorcrowley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    38:58 so I remember where I was

  • deathlover FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    what was going with clark and him not wear his glasses

    • zgillet FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      I believe it is a Superman parody of how dumb it is.

  • Chevenitsu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    nostalgia is a bitch lol

  • Flashgio FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Crap... I kinda liked this movie

  • whiterabbit1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Monster in the Closet: The story of a man so beautiful that a monster killed itself over how beautiful he was.

  • meganmaz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Thank you for the World War Z reference. Makes me want to read it again.

  • amberxzilla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I honestly thought it was going end with the chocolate being poisonous to it all along a la Mars Attacks! and grandma's music.

  • SireLloydWhite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    By the way, I would HIGHLY recommend putting on Elvis Presley's "One Night With You" in the background starting at 1:16:41ish

  • himox FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I gave them a 50/50 on whether the description was serious... Glad to see I was right.

  • RT_Fullmetal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    This was a good theater mode. The movie was mildly entertaining. Except that twist ending was awful.

  • Funhouze FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Christian

    6 months ago

    No Gods, No Kings - Only Closets

  • Meymes Your Meme Overlord

    6 months ago

    I think they should add this to the drinking game: Every time the antagonist is doing something (Feasting on a body, etc) and they get snuck up on from behind by the protagonist.

  • SevenDeadlyRabbits FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Apprentice editors: David Karp


    Sooo is that THE David Karp, creator of tumblr?

  • MichaelHuds3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    ok so how is this the end of the world, this thing is killing like 2 people a week i think the world is fine.

  • NeoSchmeo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I only know about Radio Shack because of Animorphs

  • MichaelHuds3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    is there a easy way to see all the first content on one page, there used to be a first tab that had the most recent stuff but its gone now.