Episode #25: Zombie Croc

Theater Mode: Episode #25: Zombie Croc

By the magic of racist voodoo Theater Mode is back from the dead with an all-new season...err, volume! This week the AH crew watch Zombie Croc, the spirtual sequel to the infamous Zombie Isle.

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  • El_Salsa_Rey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    So I'm guessing that the budget for the movie didn't even cover correctly choosing a species. With the exception of the southern tip of Florida, crocodiles are not present in the USA. Instead, there are alligators. Judging from the accents and the prevalence of voodoo, I'm going to assume that the movie was NOT set in southern Florida. Which means that the movie should be called "Zombie Gator". I'd say "Zombigator", but that would imply more creativity than the makers of this movie could possibly have had.

    • Hose_Roller FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      NEEEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDD

  • Caninse FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold MusicalGamer

    1 month ago

    And the prize for lowest budget film so far in Theater Mode goes to...
    Zombie Croc!

    • nclyburn90 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 days ago

      Actually the supposed budget for this film was $1,000,000 where as "Chill: The Killing Game" only had a budget of $3,000. Mind me IMDB is not a 100% reliable source, but I think in this case it works

  • missahippy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    is that pbr good god jack drink a real beer lol

  • MrNoxx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I cannot believe I made it through that entire movie without falling asleep!! I had some very close calls, but I stayed awake and sadly the days are not brighter and the grass isn't greener. All that follows after this is a nap and darkness.  

  • amyanomaly FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    oh my god guys the notice signs are about hunting being illegal or that it's private property. lots of wooded areas have these. it's killing me that they think they're eviction notices

    • Dragonesszena FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Except one of them literally said eviction notice around the hour and seven minutes mark XD

  • killtheflies

    2 months ago

    The "drunk" guy reads his lines as well as Donald Trump.

  • BinHong FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    2 months ago

    Sorry I fell asleep half way through. 

  • Findrel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Halfling Bard

    2 months ago

    That camera girl, is that the same woman that played the police officer in Channel Zero?

  • KastAwayRed FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    "Girl, six o'clock." 

    Two idiots look backwards.

    "Over there dummies!" points ahead.


    Sorry sir but you are the dummy.

  • MiddleOfNoon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Oh shit. I didn't even realize that they had started uploading some more Theater Mode. I know what I'm doing with my evening now.

  • Vanilla_Neko FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    10 / 10  totally legit billboard

  • tciccone FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Man if you're going to fast forward through it I'm not sitting through it lol.

  • tdb1726 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Eating crocodiles his whole life? Are they actually in Australia or Africa? 

  • tdb1726 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Not even as big as a real crocodile

  • kshrubb FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Jesus. Christ.

  • Myloflex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold wow...since 2004...has i

    2 months ago

    omg and i never thought it would be possible...but they just get worse

  • Sportsfan199 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I'm from North Dakota. Now I now what  people from the south are like. 

  • Assfuzz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Nice Lost Boys reference Geoff

  • MTGknifer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold HeroOfTheStorm

    2 months ago

    1/15 are good actors? Clearly camera girl #IJustFilmShit

  • iiamjas0n

    2 months ago

    This movie kind of felt like a croc of shit.

  • lcg FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Goofy Goober

    2 months ago

    1:37:12 - you can clearly see the shadow of the cameraman 

    • Roostercrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold About me

      2 months ago

      haha saw that too was just about to leave a comment. 

  • Revanaught FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I have to say, Future World was worse than Thankskilling 3.  Jack's right.  Thankskilling 3 isn't as bad as everyone says.  I've actually gone back and rewatched the Thankskilling 3 theater mode, and it didn't drag as much as the first time.  There is no going back to Future World.

    • SoulessLore FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      I constantly rewatch almost every theater mode, with the only ones I avoid watching being thankskilling 3 and future world. I've got to say, both are horrendous, but if you just put them on for background noise while playing a game or something the pain is greatly reduced.

    • friendlyyan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      I don't know. Future World was bad but what made it infamously bad was just the fact that it was way too long. Thankskilling 3 was just bad regardless.

  • mooowl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    what a terrible film, at first I thought this film was just 'shit', but upon reflection this film is 'fucking shit'

  • NathanielTF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    This Beat's Future World on what i call "Annoying Nothingness"

    • Revanaught FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Curse of the Cannibal Confederates was the worst for annoying nothingness.  

    • NathanielTF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Agreed Cannibal Confederates is King of Annoying Nothingness

    • Gixia FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      I think you're both forgetting Ghostkeepers, which was Annoying Nothingness: The Movie.

  • Lt-Waffles FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    12:40: the dispatcher sounds like Vic 

  • Little_Red_ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I'm from North Dakota and I know that the south isn't like this...Though if it were, think of how many fucking awesome adventures you would have!!! No one has fun adventures in North Dakota, unless it involves a wood chipper

  • ggilpin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    why the hell isn't Jeremy on this episode?


  • BillyRage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    At about 13 minutes, is that voice on the radio Vic from RVB's retarded southern cousin?

  • Avexas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    that party scene had the most useless set of people ever just standing there screaming bloody fools

  • CarlosNicol1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Geoff "...there's not even anything to make fun of!" 

  • yokel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Living Vicariously

    3 months ago

    the party scene might be the most annoying thing ive ever heard

  • BobbyDazzler FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    12:17.. they couldn't even get a cop vehicle.. added in the front push bar, lights, and top lights  laughing

  • BobbyDazzler FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Runaway Train was by Soul Asylum, Jack 

  • LedgersPill FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Only Theater Mode movie I ever let play as I walked off to go get food, use the bathroom, and anything else that requires leaving the computer. 

  • Renderoth88 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    If you could get the permission for the rights, I highly recommend the movies made by Doug and Robert Walker (aka Nostalgia Critic or Channel Awesome). At least the most recent one, "To Boldly Flee". They are fellow YouTubers who I'm sure you know of someone I guess it wouldn't be that difficult.?? I'm honestly not sure how that works among you guys. But if you can there is a lot of entertainment content there is think yall can take advantage of. 

    • SatisfiedShark FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Except this is a show for shit movies. And by that I mean movies that, when they were being made, were not trying to be shit movies. I doubt they'd watch a movie by a very well known YouTuber, simply because it wouldn't be good content and it's not what the show is about. The entertainment comes from their pain

  • PinkPortrait FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2nd greatest hurler EVER

    3 months ago

    Geoff my father was a cop.

    Please stop talking out your ass. 

    "Cops can do everything they want, thats the problem"


    Dude you come in MY house.


    "HAve you ever run into a friendly stranger in the woods?"

    Many times Geoff.

    • CRizzy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Chris

      3 months ago

      I plan on becoming a cop myself. I found none of the jokes offensive. And sadly many of them are true. 

    • PinkPortrait FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2nd greatest hurler EVER

      3 months ago

      Really? You found 

      "Cops can do everything they want, thats the problem" Not offensive at all?"

      Also call me when you pass the test and basic.

    • CCthorne FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      My father is a cop as well and I work with many police departments on a daily basis. I didn't find the joke offensive at all and have actually heard cops themselves make similar jokes. Unlike firefighters, cops get made fun of all the time. You're going to have to grow a thicker skin when it comes to that.

    • PinkPortrait FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2nd greatest hurler EVER

      3 months ago

      I would say incredibly ignorant more than offensive.  Which is why I'm going to need Geoff to stop talking out his ass.

    • SatisfiedShark FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      I'm going to need you to get the point of satirical comedy

  • JeremyJasonA FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Content Creator Guy

    3 months ago

    This was the worst...

  • JeremyJasonA FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Content Creator Guy

    3 months ago

    I'm only half way through this right now...how is it only halfway done!?!?!?! WHY AM I DOING THIS TO MYSELF!?!?!?!

  • josephd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Did Geoff make a lost boys reference?

  • lcephoenix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    It's movies like this that makes me wish there was a button to change the playback speed of videos, like on YouTube. Dear god.

  • onewhiteninja FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    From North Dakota and watching lol. I'm pretty sure the deep south is like this...except the croc and the obvious stuff lol

  • Dustland FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I watched the "Runaway Train" music video when they were singing (I had never heard the song before).  That was one of the most really depressing and sad videos with a terrible middle school dance song playing over it.  What the Hell.

  • cojack411 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I was so hoping they were going to say 'You're gonna need a bigger goat,' and I was disappointed.

  • iansmorris1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I feel like if shoddy electrical work is a drinking rule, then this whole movie with its shitty filter should count. 

  • Ethanj93 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    new drinking game rule for the audience, you have to drink every time one of the lads watching cant stay awake/ fall asleep 

    • Ethanj93 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      update i wrote this as i was watching it, didn't realize jack addressed near the end

  • AstroMoth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold AstroMoth

    3 months ago

    Camera girl was spitting blood out of her mouth, meaning that when the crocodile tore off her arms, it also somehow punctured her lungs.

  • AstroMoth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold AstroMoth

    3 months ago

    Ben Carson studies brains for neuroscience.

    Voodoo Carson studies brains for zombies.

  • acrolaer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I want some mofuckin popeye's now and it's only 6am... THANKS JACK

  • Mitchmeow310 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mitchmeow

    3 months ago

    "Is that CowChop?" Five minutes in and I've already lost it

  • Rainonkimsrainbows FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Have to agree that Future World was worse than this movie but not by a whole lot. This movie was cinematically boring to watch and just look at. At least there was somewhat of a plot in this vs. Future World.