Episode #25: Zombie Croc

Theater Mode: Episode #25: Zombie Croc

By the magic of racist voodoo Theater Mode is back from the dead with an all-new season...err, volume! This week the AH crew watch Zombie Croc, the spirtual sequel to the infamous Zombie Isle.

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  • Snazzy-Trousers FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    03 drinks in this one

  • Brucifer426 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I'm actually sad Jeremy wasn't in this one. He would've had a fucking field day with his bayou voice

    • g1darkhand14 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      oh don't worry. I think everyone that watched this made up for his absence

  • GameofMoans FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    When the black guy blew pocket sand in the cops face I just lost it!

  • YJGS229

    5 months ago

    HA!!!! When Geoff was liek "what was that 1-800 number runaways can call?" ITS 1-800-RUN-AWAY! :)

  • YJGS229

    5 months ago

    I love how they forgot their own rule even though it says it on the screen (though probably incorrect on their phones). It snot "stripper playing with themselves" its "stripper playing themself" as in they are a stripper playing a stripper and the credits just say "as themself"

  • Riffels FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Can you guys make a Suicidal Mod option just for this movie and Future World?

  • SolCinereo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    am i the only one who noticed that papa chicken played the zombie they all really liked in a zombie isle?

    • SolCinereo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      had seen this video like eight times before wanting to post this. never once noticed they actually called out ken peebles at the beginning of it. need to work on my listening skills xD

  • McNagelpuff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    this wasn't nearly as bad as future world 

  • FallenTesla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Am I dead? Is this what death feels like? 

  • maddog2201 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    This is horrid without alcohol. Why am I doing this to myself?


    • AstralMuffin516 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Resident RWBY Maniac

      6 months ago

      Exactly why I watched it with alcohol.

    • maddog2201 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      I didn't have Alcohol at the time, I've got shit Brandy and good brandy now, I think I'll just use the shit brandy for this.

  • El_Salsa_Rey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    So I'm guessing that the budget for the movie didn't even cover correctly choosing a species. With the exception of the southern tip of Florida, crocodiles are not present in the USA. Instead, there are alligators. Judging from the accents and the prevalence of voodoo, I'm going to assume that the movie was NOT set in southern Florida. Which means that the movie should be called "Zombie Gator". I'd say "Zombigator", but that would imply more creativity than the makers of this movie could possibly have had.

    • Hose_Roller FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      NEEEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDD

  • Caninse FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold MusicalGamer

    8 months ago

    And the prize for lowest budget film so far in Theater Mode goes to...
    Zombie Croc!

    • nclyburn90 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      Actually the supposed budget for this film was $1,000,000 where as "Chill: The Killing Game" only had a budget of $3,000. Mind me IMDB is not a 100% reliable source, but I think in this case it works

  • missahippy

    9 months ago

    is that pbr good god jack drink a real beer lol

    • CryloBen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      You've clearly never seen what a PBR looks like.

  • mrnoxx

    9 months ago

    I cannot believe I made it through that entire movie without falling asleep!! I had some very close calls, but I stayed awake and sadly the days are not brighter and the grass isn't greener. All that follows after this is a nap and darkness.  

  • amyanomaly

    9 months ago

    oh my god guys the notice signs are about hunting being illegal or that it's private property. lots of wooded areas have these. it's killing me that they think they're eviction notices

    • Dragonesszena FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      Except one of them literally said eviction notice around the hour and seven minutes mark XD

  • killtheflies FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    The "drunk" guy reads his lines as well as Donald Trump.

  • Legit-Purpose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    9 months ago

    Sorry I fell asleep half way through. 

  • Findrel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Halfling Bard

    9 months ago

    That camera girl, is that the same woman that played the police officer in Channel Zero?

  • KastAwayRed FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    "Girl, six o'clock." 

    Two idiots look backwards.

    "Over there dummies!" points ahead.


    Sorry sir but you are the dummy.

  • MiddleOfNoon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Oh shit. I didn't even realize that they had started uploading some more Theater Mode. I know what I'm doing with my evening now.

  • Vanilla_Neko FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    10 / 10  totally legit billboard

  • tciccone FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold A Happy Supporter of RT

    10 months ago

    Man if you're going to fast forward through it I'm not sitting through it lol.

  • tdb1726 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Eating crocodiles his whole life? Are they actually in Australia or Africa? 

  • tdb1726 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Not even as big as a real crocodile

  • kshrubb FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Jesus. Christ.

  • Myloflex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold wow...since 2004...has i

    10 months ago

    omg and i never thought it would be possible...but they just get worse

  • Sportsfan199 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I'm from North Dakota. Now I now what  people from the south are like. 

  • Assfuzz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Nice Lost Boys reference Geoff

  • MTGknifer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold HeroOfTheStorm

    10 months ago

    1/15 are good actors? Clearly camera girl #IJustFilmShit

  • iiamjas0n FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    This movie kind of felt like a croc of shit.

  • lcg FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Goofy Goober

    10 months ago

    1:37:12 - you can clearly see the shadow of the cameraman 

    • Roostercrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold About me

      10 months ago

      haha saw that too was just about to leave a comment. 

  • Revanaught

    10 months ago

    I have to say, Future World was worse than Thankskilling 3.  Jack's right.  Thankskilling 3 isn't as bad as everyone says.  I've actually gone back and rewatched the Thankskilling 3 theater mode, and it didn't drag as much as the first time.  There is no going back to Future World.

    • SoulessLore

      10 months ago

      I constantly rewatch almost every theater mode, with the only ones I avoid watching being thankskilling 3 and future world. I've got to say, both are horrendous, but if you just put them on for background noise while playing a game or something the pain is greatly reduced.

    • friendlyyan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      I don't know. Future World was bad but what made it infamously bad was just the fact that it was way too long. Thankskilling 3 was just bad regardless.

    • Arizona_Joe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      I get the reason for hate on Future World but it had a lesbian waterfall scene. Thankskilling 3 literally had no moment I would consider going back to. 

  • mooowl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    what a terrible film, at first I thought this film was just 'shit', but upon reflection this film is 'fucking shit'

  • nathanieltf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    This Beat's Future World on what i call "Annoying Nothingness"

    • Revanaught

      10 months ago

      Curse of the Cannibal Confederates was the worst for annoying nothingness.  

    • nathanieltf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      Agreed Cannibal Confederates is King of Annoying Nothingness

    • Gixia FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      I think you're both forgetting Ghostkeepers, which was Annoying Nothingness: The Movie.

    • Arizona_Joe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      I hate the movies that are just pitch black with silhouettes moving around. At least in some bad movies you can see what's going on. Curse of the cannibal Confederates you couldn't see 80% of the movie.  I felt like the blind girl.

  • Lt-Waffles FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    12:40: the dispatcher sounds like Vic 

  • Little_Red_ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I'm from North Dakota and I know that the south isn't like this...Though if it were, think of how many fucking awesome adventures you would have!!! No one has fun adventures in North Dakota, unless it involves a wood chipper

  • ggilpin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    why the hell isn't Jeremy on this episode?


  • BillyRage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    At about 13 minutes, is that voice on the radio Vic from RVB's retarded southern cousin?

  • Avexas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    that party scene had the most useless set of people ever just standing there screaming bloody fools

  • CarlosNicol1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Geoff "...there's not even anything to make fun of!" 

  • yokel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Enamored By Novelty

    10 months ago

    the party scene might be the most annoying thing ive ever heard

  • BobbyDazzler FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    12:17.. they couldn't even get a cop vehicle.. added in the front push bar, lights, and top lights  laughing

  • BobbyDazzler FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Runaway Train was by Soul Asylum, Jack 

  • LedgersPill

    10 months ago

    Only Theater Mode movie I ever let play as I walked off to go get food, use the bathroom, and anything else that requires leaving the computer. 

  • Renderoth88 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    If you could get the permission for the rights, I highly recommend the movies made by Doug and Robert Walker (aka Nostalgia Critic or Channel Awesome). At least the most recent one, "To Boldly Flee". They are fellow YouTubers who I'm sure you know of someone I guess it wouldn't be that difficult.?? I'm honestly not sure how that works among you guys. But if you can there is a lot of entertainment content there is think yall can take advantage of. 

    • SatisfiedShark FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      Except this is a show for shit movies. And by that I mean movies that, when they were being made, were not trying to be shit movies. I doubt they'd watch a movie by a very well known YouTuber, simply because it wouldn't be good content and it's not what the show is about. The entertainment comes from their pain

  • PinkPortrait FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2nd greatest hurler EVER

    10 months ago

    Geoff my father was a cop.

    Please stop talking out your ass. 

    "Cops can do everything they want, thats the problem"


    Dude you come in MY house.


    "HAve you ever run into a friendly stranger in the woods?"

    Many times Geoff.

    • CRizzy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold CRizzy_S550

      10 months ago

      I plan on becoming a cop myself. I found none of the jokes offensive. And sadly many of them are true. 

    • PinkPortrait FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2nd greatest hurler EVER

      10 months ago

      Really? You found 

      "Cops can do everything they want, thats the problem" Not offensive at all?"

      Also call me when you pass the test and basic.

    • CCthorne FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      My father is a cop as well and I work with many police departments on a daily basis. I didn't find the joke offensive at all and have actually heard cops themselves make similar jokes. Unlike firefighters, cops get made fun of all the time. You're going to have to grow a thicker skin when it comes to that.

    • PinkPortrait FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2nd greatest hurler EVER

      10 months ago

      I would say incredibly ignorant more than offensive.  Which is why I'm going to need Geoff to stop talking out his ass.

    • SatisfiedShark FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      I'm going to need you to get the point of satirical comedy

  • JeremyJasonA FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Content Creator Guy

    10 months ago

    This was the worst...

  • JeremyJasonA FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Content Creator Guy

    10 months ago

    I'm only half way through this right now...how is it only halfway done!?!?!?! WHY AM I DOING THIS TO MYSELF!?!?!?!

  • josephd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Did Geoff make a lost boys reference?

  • lcephoenix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    It's movies like this that makes me wish there was a button to change the playback speed of videos, like on YouTube. Dear god.