Episode #1: Thankskilling

Theater Mode: Episode #1: Thankskilling

Everyone knows turkey can make you sleepy, but this one will make you straight up sick. AH is here to get food poisoning right along with you. Join us in watching Thankskilling, a cinematic masterpiece about a murderous turkey. Enjoy!

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  • orangeking98 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold dream crusher

    10 months ago

    pretty sure the page at 40:32 was copy pasted from Wikipedia

  • MirrorsWish FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Heh, right. "Horror." /sarcasm

  • GamerGirl010 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I love how Geoff was just face-palming for most of the movie

  • WalnutSpice

    10 months ago

    Ohio liscense plates. Fuck, now I'm ashamed to live here

    • JTCMuehlenkamp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Brotherhood of Steel

      10 months ago

      As if Cleveland wasn't bad enough for you?

  • callingly FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    what the fuck

    • xJPx15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      I agree, this movie makes no god damn sense

  • Disciple_of_Caboose392 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    A new drinking measurement has been made today. Next time I go to a bar I will order a Geoff of whiskey

    • xJPx15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      It only makes sense

  • Zerkle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold JerkingtheGerk

    10 months ago

    Haha I love Ryan's little comments.

    • xJPx15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      Everybody loves Ryan

  • CaucasianMonsoon

    10 months ago

    Solid Paul Di'Anno joke by Jack

  • AceThePyroBunny618 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I've been waiting for this since their first mention of it. Did not disappoint. I love this and can't wait for more.

    The movie was shitty, but that's the point. I want more shitty movies and awesome commentary. Please do more, but do this more often.

    • xJPx15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      We all can't wait for more

  • 2daysofwar56

    10 months ago

    Holy shit, I actually have seen this before

    • xJPx15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      God damn man, now you need to watch it again with the ah commentary on. good luck.

  • JawshRawk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I'm weird :|

    10 months ago

    Nerdy guy reminds me of Mr. Sark lol

    • xJPx15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      Kind of, yeah.

  • MirrorsWish FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Hahaha "Turkeyology"

  • dcmurph FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    They should watch Hirokin

    • xJPx15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      I have no idea what movie that is, but if you're recommending it to ah to watch, then it's got be absolute dog crap. Hope it's good dog crap tho. :)

  • Txuzai

    10 months ago

    4 minutes in and i'm loving this already!

    • xJPx15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      4 minutes in and I feel the same way.

  • zkelly34 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    an entire hour of laughter!!!!

    • xJPx15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      What better way to spend a friday evening than enjoying an hour long AH vid.

  • CheeseEaster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    For some reason the video player on all of the RT sites no longer loads the video beyond 4 seconds. Most of the time I can just watch on Youtube, but now I need to watch it here. Does anyone know what could be causing it? I never have the problem on any other video streaming website.

    • Fly Keeper of Blades

      10 months ago

      You'd have to talk to someone like @Dave or @Adam probably.

    • musicisum405 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Huntress

      10 months ago

      I've been having the same problem for the longest time. For as many complaints as RT has been getting regarding the video player, one would think they'd have done something about it by now...​

    • Dave FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Occasionally Bearded

      10 months ago

      There's a forum topic that's covered several issues so far. Jump in there and see if any of the fixes work, and if not, drop some details and we can help more: http://achievementhunter.com/forum/general-discussion/topic/3072598

  • Evv FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold KevinEverett

    10 months ago

    So anticipated and it turned out great! Im gonna have to watch the rest of the upcoming episodes with the squad.

    • xJPx15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      We all agree with this comment.

  • ScottLamothe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    wow this is so bad, it hurt to watch

    • ScottLamothe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      movie not the commentary i should clarify

    • xJPx15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      Yeah, that was my exact feeling. I was never good at watching bad movies, this just made me cringe the entire way through. Loved the vid tho

  • Kawaiimandar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I love how Jack gets secondhand embarrassment lma

    • Zerkle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold JerkingtheGerk

      10 months ago

      Yeah, I had to get past a lot of that too and I almost wasn't able to

  • 3lls FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    12/10 would watch again

    • xJPx15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      Maybe. If only the movie they were watching was so bad.

  • VeryPlite Medli the Earth Sage

    10 months ago

    I agree with subtitles (if subtitles even exist for these types of movies), sometimes you guys make a joke based off of audio we didn't quite hear correctly. Not that I care about the movie, just to be more included in the your comedy.

  • Rafael_A FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    It hurts to watch! But I just can't stop

    • xJPx15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      Neither can I.

  • christian1997wright FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Fuck yeees

  • lolicraft FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    IF I CAN MAKE A SUGGESTION. If you encourage nudity and really hilariously poor dialogue, there's a movie I know called 'Whore' with one of the most amazingly atrocious acting jobs I've ever seen in my life it's a fucking masterpiece

  • Donald-McRonald

    10 months ago

    Dude, I have waited for this for too long. I am so excited

  • kid_a FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold kid_a

    10 months ago

    YES

  • Scorch_38 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Second second assistant

    10 months ago

    Y'all should totally licence Birdemic

    • Alavashus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      Having seen Birdemic, I would be surprised if would be that expensive.

    • AaronFischer

      10 months ago

      You couldn't be more on point. Birdemic would be perfect for this!

  • Christian77 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    When I saw those tits in the very first second of the movie, I knew that this was going to be a fucking awesome show. Thank you Geoff, Jack and Michael for the laughs. :D

  • ploooopp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Does this thing work?

    10 months ago

    Please get subtitles or turn the volume up, sure I get that we're watching the guys react and the guys are fucking funny, but these are movies I'd never ever ever watch unless someone showed them to me (just like this) so I kind of want to understand what happens.

    • SarahWithStars FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold No Family Bias- Honest

      10 months ago

      I see what you mean.

      I really feel like I couldn't fully appreciate the artistry in the script(!!)

  • Kenji63

    10 months ago

    i wonder if they could get the rights watch food fight

  • TAFKAR FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    sponsor for almost 6 months now XD

  • thirsten55 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Fucking HYPE!


  • jonbarton19 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    the opening college stuff was filmed at my college, holy shit. HAHAHAHA

  • jrnichols FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    This is by far my favorite show they have ever put out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ams0510 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Watched this movie near thanksgiving during my freshman year of college. There's nothing like bonding with new friends over boobs and whatever the fuck else this movie is about

    • Fly Keeper of Blades

      10 months ago

      y'know... Turkeys...

  • TylerCJones

    10 months ago

    I hope my mom doesn't walk in...

  • 2014bas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    This is amazingly painful. I love it!

  • maswartz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Glad I became a sponsor

  • Bennetas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Finally got it to work! Also put subtitles on when watching just for more help withe audience.

    • xskipperx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Maximum Effort Gaming

      10 months ago

      This movie didn't have a lighting guy, so why would it have subtitles XD

  • seecs2011 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Solid dark crystal reference!

  • emmazalea FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    yayyy!

  • UnRavel1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I left a pre-opened bag of popcorn out for a day in preparation. Can't have a terrible movie without terrible consessions.

  • LukeOguamanam FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I subscribed just for this!!!

  • saithe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Twice as less

    10 months ago

    making a steak for just such an occasion

  • camsteirie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The rest is history

    10 months ago

    I'm looking forward to this one.

  • Alextromagnetic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Good luck guys

  • czanderson FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold coldundee

    10 months ago

    all setup up and prepped for boobs drinking game!

  • TigerCookie321 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    still deciding if i want pizza or popcorn for the movie

    • SamIAmRugby FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      Both, you want both.

  • DocDalek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold /SMG & Jack/ Mod Audi

    10 months ago

    this will be fun.

  • kynguyen

    10 months ago

    I Got Papa Johns pizza on the way for this. MOVIE NIGHT :D