Episode #1: Thankskilling

Theater Mode: Episode #1: Thankskilling

Everyone knows turkey can make you sleepy, but this one will make you straight up sick. AH is here to get food poisoning right along with you. Join us in watching Thankskilling, a cinematic masterpiece about a murderous turkey. Enjoy!

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  • Master_N_Zen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    I can't get any of the videos to play

  • Mighty_Mutt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Holy shit...I was waiting for the porn scene that usually follows horrible storyline/acting like this.

  • Subangelis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Subangelis Gaming

    9 months ago

    Hey guys! Did you notice the actor's name who played the nerd is actually Ryan?
    *sarcasm after seeing all the likeminded comments*

  • KrafftyR. FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    i love bad movies but this one takes the cake. thank god for them talking over it for the most part.

  • YorkGirl89

    9 months ago

    Oh god... This was filmed in Ohio... I am embarrassed by my state lol.

  • Shadster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Two things, the guy that played the nerd was actually named Ryan, secondly that chick bit into a radioactive turkey leg

  • GumiBunny FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold It's a Vorpal Bunny!?

    9 months ago

    Finally getting around to watching some terrible movies, and... wow. Just.. wow. I think I would have run screaming from this movie if it weren't for the guys. They make shitty movies kinda awesome

  • LeeMP

    9 months ago

    Brilliant !

  • Jazzz_ed FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Jared Stott

    9 months ago

    This show completely justifies paying for a sponsorship.

  • Tehshedow425 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Them: let's play a drinking game

    Me: oh boy I'll be drinking a shit ton of orange juice now

  • BrandonK FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    This video brought to you by Audible.com. "Don't watch shitty movies, have good books read to you." Audible.com

  • Nauti5 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Watched this and then went to work. At some point in the evening someone threw a glow stick in the dumpster, and I nearly shit myself when I saw it. Easiest way to make anything look radioactive.

  • norjack2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Finally sponsored and watched this... wow.

    • BuckGup FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      same

    • Mattlikethepaint FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      Gotta do something so as not to waste it between episodes of Day 5 :')

  • HarrisonMira

    9 months ago

    Jono's coffee Neware OH. Not sure if that's the right one but here's something.

  • Khristle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    So I finally paused during that book to see what the code thing is. I am now convinced that someone fell asleep while writing their Thanksgiving and Early Pilgrim report, forgot what the fuck they were doing, and then started typing up their math notes. And then, they were like "I totally meant to do that. Here's a prop!"

  • DoomPriest FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Killer Turkey disguise level: Agent 47.

    • JPmusicman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      More like Dana Carvey(Master of Disguise)

  • lonewolf65ate FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lonewolf65ate

    10 months ago

    Anyone else notice that they caught the 2nd and 3rd F word (Not fuck) but not the first one when the fat kid said it to the nerd?

  • crazynobs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I guess they didn't notice the actor for Darren was actually some guy called Ryan? I guess no one else saw that.

  • erbland

    10 months ago

    I finally became a sponsor because I've been wanting to see Theater Mode since they first announced it...totally worth the wait :)

  • Con_Crit

    10 months ago

    is it normal that I can´t watch this, even though I have the 30 day free trial?


    • Jenna_Walkinshaw FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Jenna_Echo

      10 months ago

      Try refreshing

    • Con_Crit

      10 months ago

      I tried it, but it still just still well this, but i have an account,and I can watch other series.

      Watch this show now with a FREE 30-day Sponsorship trial!

    • Captn_Potato FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      Are you logged in? It seems obvious, but maybe you're not...?

    • cdaily FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      Make sure you're logged in

    • Mattlikethepaint FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      You don't have a star next to your name

    • m4xtr0n FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      For some reason for me, it's not loading past the viewer digression notice.

  • david18911 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    It's really trippy how the guy they kept calling Ryan, actually turned out to be Ryan. Check the credits at the end for his actual name.

  • BLOODSTAINHEART FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Friendly Lunatic

    10 months ago

    I'm surprised they didn't mention how the book was made of badly cut cardboard and glued on paper cover lol.

    • impmon22 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      Finally someone else noticed it.

  • Sandman35822

    10 months ago

    I laughed way to long at the coffee shit joke

  • Leonic_Paladin

    10 months ago

    I love the fact that the name of the actor that played the nerd was Ryan.

  • walrussama FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    This is mercy after Thankskilling 3

  • Amardneron FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    It might actually suck for those people that this became a meme now they can't be anything but that thankskilling guy/chick and no one wants to be that.

  • GabrieleLove FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Started watching this on large screen TV, first movie shot moved in to my bedroom, closed the door and watched it on my iPad. Go away Mom, I;m watching Rooster Teeth,

    • trphhunter

      9 months ago

      havnt seen this... whyd you have to go to your room

    • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

      9 months ago

      @trphhunter Watch it to find out.

    • trphhunter

      9 months ago

      i would love to but i cant

  • keksmuzh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    So the hick's response when running into a murderous, talking turkey, is to yell at it and have a conversation instead of asking why the turkey is talking?

  • battleofla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    If I'd only known this was going to be a masterpiece compared to Thankskilling 3.

  • djcatilian FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Finished the Thankskilling 3 Theater Mode, immediately came here to dull the pain.

  • fkNaja FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    This movie is strait cringe....I love it.

  • Khristle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    After Thanksgiving 3, I needed to come over here and watch a movie that didnt make me want to die

  • miania

    10 months ago

    my mom has one of those turkey hats

  • ORegan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Let's all just take a moment to realize the writers either didn't know or didn't care that 555 years ago (as of 2009) was prior to Christopher Columbus being born.

  • snipedya

    10 months ago

    "It's Jared Fogle"... couldn't stop laughing because I wouldn't be suprised if he was also a turkey fucker.

  • MalibuLizard

    10 months ago

    Less Michael in this series please. His 'Louder = Funnier' doesn't work for this kind of show.

  • ShayMonique FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    This is very painful to watch. Kudos to them for being able to make it through.

  • ZombieCakeADTR FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    well... im a college meant to be writing an essay... got the screen half my essay and the other half this.... sitting in the library... then a boob covers the screen... well that was embarrassing at all. i need to stop watching RT things while in public and also when im eating.

  • JZPotter

    10 months ago

    Oh my fuck this is just pure hilarity.

  • good2cya FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Horse McDoomkook

    10 months ago

    I had to google JonBenet Ramsey... "I have an idea, let's make a joke about a murdered child"...

  • MXVKayla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    i cant believe they didn't see that the actor who played the nerd was named Ryan im dying of laughter

  • Vectorparsel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    It hurts me to say Jono's Coffee is 40 minutes away from me. lol

    • kd0g1982 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      Pics

  • MichaNowak

    10 months ago

    This is absolutely amazing.

  • Kanerock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I could've really used some alcohol while watching this, that was certainly intentional.

  • Driveformer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    There is no way that this isn't intentionally bad.

  • YodatheHobbit FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    My brother informed me that it's been discovered that Turkey doesn't actually make you sleepy, it's just the massive amount of food people eat on Thanksgiving.

  • BradTackett FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Brad

    10 months ago

    I'm finally watching all these. Oh god, this movie is so cringy I'm literally just uncomfortable and uuuuugggggghhhhhh. It hurts.

  • Dae19

    10 months ago

    Just saw the 'you just got stuffed' part... gonna need some rum

  • TimNougat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    The best part of this is when I looked up Jono's coffee. The first picture to come up was the fatty and nerd feeding each other ice cream.

  • Froswald FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    billy & ryan: bffs 4 lyfe