Episode #1: Thankskilling

Theater Mode: Episode #1: Thankskilling

Everyone knows turkey can make you sleepy, but this one will make you straight up sick. AH is here to get food poisoning right along with you. Join us in watching Thankskilling, a cinematic masterpiece about a murderous turkey. Enjoy!

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  • mattlon80

    1 year ago

    i live in the town that makes fiesta ware


  • Hamburger69

    1 year ago

    You guys should really check out Neil Breen, he has made four movies, "Double Down", "I Am Here.... Now", "Fateful Findings", and "Pass Thru" which will be out soon, they are all incredible and mind numbing.

    • AstroMoth AstroMoth

      1 year ago

      Holy shit, I was actually gonna suggest that they check out Neil Breen.


      So many laptops... so much destruction...

  • phantomx91

    1 year ago

    I just saw a film where a woman gets fucked by a vulture headed turkey puppet. Well, I'm done.

  • Kraygor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I want them to do the lost skeleton of cadavra so bad.


  • notkyle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold -_-

    1 year ago

    A movie they REALLY need to do is Trail of the Screaming Foreheads. I'd say it's the same level of quality as this fine piece of work.

  • Revanaught FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Holy shit, I just realized that Darren, the nerd that they were constantly calling Ryan as a joke...his name really is Ryan. The actor's name was actually Ryan.

  • Geekygirlness FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I don't think I'll ever recover for watching this oh my god.

  • moihizzy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This is one of the best things I have ever watched

  • julie_m Kak dela

    1 year ago

    That movie sure was something...

  • bginch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold bginch

    1 year ago

    I love Jack, Michael and Geoff reacting to this. If it wasn't for them I would never have seen such an... interesting film.

  • Danskkrieger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This is just.... wow.

  • rmiddo94 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I was not prepared for what this "film" was, I feel dirty.

  • EpicElkman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I think I need therapy after watching this.

  • Vincisomethn

    1 year ago

    I feel dumb for them.

  • DudeDaMan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    The guy who played Darren was named Ryan!

  • booksds FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Slightly Upset King

    1 year ago

    So, you know how in Google Maps, if you look up a location, it sometimes shows a picture of the location? Just... look up Jono's Coffee. Please. You won't be disappointed.

  • Mighty_Mutt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Holy shit...I was waiting for the porn scene that usually follows horrible storyline/acting like this.

  • Subangelis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Subangelis Gaming

    1 year ago

    Hey guys! Did you notice the actor's name who played the nerd is actually Ryan?
    *sarcasm after seeing all the likeminded comments*

  • KrafftyR. FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    i love bad movies but this one takes the cake. thank god for them talking over it for the most part.

  • YorkGirl89

    1 year ago

    Oh god... This was filmed in Ohio... I am embarrassed by my state lol.

  • Shadster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Two things, the guy that played the nerd was actually named Ryan, secondly that chick bit into a radioactive turkey leg

  • GumiBunny FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold It's a Vorpal Bunny!?

    1 year ago

    Finally getting around to watching some terrible movies, and... wow. Just.. wow. I think I would have run screaming from this movie if it weren't for the guys. They make shitty movies kinda awesome

  • LeeMP FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Brilliant !

  • Jazzz_ed FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Jared Stott

    1 year ago

    This show completely justifies paying for a sponsorship.

  • Tehshedow425 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Them: let's play a drinking game

    Me: oh boy I'll be drinking a shit ton of orange juice now

  • TurnerBurn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Funnier in editing.

    1 year ago

    This video brought to you by Audible.com. "Don't watch shitty movies, have good books read to you." Audible.com

  • Nauti5

    1 year ago

    Watched this and then went to work. At some point in the evening someone threw a glow stick in the dumpster, and I nearly shit myself when I saw it. Easiest way to make anything look radioactive.

  • norjack2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Finally sponsored and watched this... wow.

    • BuckGup FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      same

    • Mattlikethepaint FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Gotta do something so as not to waste it between episodes of Day 5 :')

  • HarrisonMira

    1 year ago

    Jono's coffee Neware OH. Not sure if that's the right one but here's something.

  • Khristle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    So I finally paused during that book to see what the code thing is. I am now convinced that someone fell asleep while writing their Thanksgiving and Early Pilgrim report, forgot what the fuck they were doing, and then started typing up their math notes. And then, they were like "I totally meant to do that. Here's a prop!"

  • DoomPriest FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Killer Turkey disguise level: Agent 47.

    • JPmusicman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      More like Dana Carvey(Master of Disguise)

  • lonewolf65ate FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lonewolf65ate

    1 year ago

    Anyone else notice that they caught the 2nd and 3rd F word (Not fuck) but not the first one when the fat kid said it to the nerd?

  • crazynobs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I guess they didn't notice the actor for Darren was actually some guy called Ryan? I guess no one else saw that.

  • erbland

    1 year ago

    I finally became a sponsor because I've been wanting to see Theater Mode since they first announced it...totally worth the wait :)

  • Con_Crit

    1 year ago

    is it normal that I canĀ“t watch this, even though I have the 30 day free trial?


    • Jenna_Walkinshaw FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Jenna_Echo

      1 year ago

      Try refreshing

    • Con_Crit

      1 year ago

      I tried it, but it still just still well this, but i have an account,and I can watch other series.

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    • Captn_Potato FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Are you logged in? It seems obvious, but maybe you're not...?

    • cdaily FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Make sure you're logged in

    • Mattlikethepaint FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      You don't have a star next to your name

    • m4xtr0n FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      For some reason for me, it's not loading past the viewer digression notice.

  • david18911 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    It's really trippy how the guy they kept calling Ryan, actually turned out to be Ryan. Check the credits at the end for his actual name.

  • BLOODSTAINHEART FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Friendly Lunatic

    1 year ago

    I'm surprised they didn't mention how the book was made of badly cut cardboard and glued on paper cover lol.

    • impmon22 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Finally someone else noticed it.

  • Sandman35822

    1 year ago

    I laughed way to long at the coffee shit joke

  • Leonic_Paladin

    1 year ago

    I love the fact that the name of the actor that played the nerd was Ryan.

  • walrussama FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This is mercy after Thankskilling 3

  • Amardneron FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    It might actually suck for those people that this became a meme now they can't be anything but that thankskilling guy/chick and no one wants to be that.

  • GabrieleLove FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Started watching this on large screen TV, first movie shot moved in to my bedroom, closed the door and watched it on my iPad. Go away Mom, I;m watching Rooster Teeth,

    • trphhunter

      1 year ago

      havnt seen this... whyd you have to go to your room

    • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

      1 year ago

      @trphhunter Watch it to find out.

    • trphhunter

      1 year ago

      i would love to but i cant

  • keksmuzh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    So the hick's response when running into a murderous, talking turkey, is to yell at it and have a conversation instead of asking why the turkey is talking?

  • battleofla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    If I'd only known this was going to be a masterpiece compared to Thankskilling 3.

  • djcatilian FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Finished the Thankskilling 3 Theater Mode, immediately came here to dull the pain.

  • fkNaja FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This movie is strait cringe....I love it.

  • Khristle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    After Thanksgiving 3, I needed to come over here and watch a movie that didnt make me want to die

  • miania

    1 year ago

    my mom has one of those turkey hats

  • ORegan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Let's all just take a moment to realize the writers either didn't know or didn't care that 555 years ago (as of 2009) was prior to Christopher Columbus being born.

  • snipedya

    1 year ago

    "It's Jared Fogle"... couldn't stop laughing because I wouldn't be suprised if he was also a turkey fucker.