Episode #1: Thankskilling

Theater Mode: Episode #1: Thankskilling

Everyone knows turkey can make you sleepy, but this one will make you straight up sick. AH is here to get food poisoning right along with you. Join us in watching Thankskilling, a cinematic masterpiece about a murderous turkey. Enjoy!

Binge Mode

More Theater Mode

See All Theater Mode Videos

Other Videos You'll Like

Comments (1737)

  • CptSquirrel

    11 months ago

    This was the single greatest thing you guys have ever done. Jack was fucking on point with all that shit. Please do the sequel next. I have to know how it end.

  • JeremyJasonA FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Content Creator Guy

    11 months ago

    I. Want. More.

  • apocalypseHunter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    You guys should put The Amazing Bulk on your list

    Quite possibly the worst movie in existence.

  • NicoleEgan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    This is the funniest jack has ever been

  • WalnutSpice

    11 months ago

    Fuck, I gotta do an AHWU thing there now

  • Quanze FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    I think you guys missed the third JonBenet Ramsey joke at ~31:40

  • orangeking98 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold dream crusher

    11 months ago

    i want more i wish this wasn't just a monthly thing

  • BaKerBruh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold SoMuchChaos

    11 months ago

    That was an amazing turd .

  • Ducckk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    At first I was hoping you guys weren't going to talk over the audio, then I realized it didn't matter because it was horrible.


    I can't wait until the next one!

  • ThomasPetts FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    This is the single greatest show ever created.

  • McKenzieM FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Can't wait for the sequel xD

  • KamennaDragon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    This was a fucking great time i cant wait for next weeks episode

    • _Kaaos_ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 months ago

      It's a monthly show unfortunately

  • ShadowStar91

    11 months ago

    Love how they kept saying Darren (the nerd) was Ryan in high school, and then the credits roll and the actor who played Darren is named Ryan

  • WarLockPlays FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    This was fucking amazing!! I really hope they increase the frequent that we get these because this is why I would keep being a sponsor

  • danielkennicutt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    SOOOOOOOOO GOOD!!!

  • EvilPun

    11 months ago

    uh oh, it looks from google street view that Jonos Coffee in Newark, Ohio may be out of business. The good news though the building it is/was next to is a liquor store.


    Edit: It appears that Jono's is now in fact the aforementioned liquor store so meetup at The Beverage Source instead?

  • JediJofis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Did Wanda Lust have a clause in her contract, which I'm sure was written on a used paper towel, that only she could show her tits in this "movie"?

  • Username_Withheld_By_Request FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Bowl Bound

    11 months ago

    The only bearable part of this film was the commentary. I'm squirming like Geoff because it was so bad! Can't wait for the next monthly installment

  • JordanJay18 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    This was so terrible i love it hahaha

  • jubnub FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    That was AMAZING! Who's up for Jonos Coffee?

  • BethPercy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    The only thing that made the 'film' bearable was you guys-that shit was like a fever dream. This show is pretty good tho-excited for more AH vs horrific movies

  • Apezx2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Did they cut things or was it bad editing, either way I don't care. This was aw

  • Rmccarren FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Bravo guys. You've got a great segment here. Can't wait for the next one

  • Wolfencreek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    well that was certainly somethin

  • EliBurry1000 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    I can't believe they missed that Darren's actor WAS ACTUALLY NAMED RYAN

  • NinjaPups

    11 months ago

    Oh my god. That. Was. Incredible. Hats off to you guys for making me laugh throughout the entire thing. What a brilliant new series this is already xD

  • Bobthemime FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    29mins in was a 4th wall break and no shot..

  • ZakBoss FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Movie 0/10

    Comentary 10/10

    Fair trade

  • TheDutchTouch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    I'm 38 minutes in and I'm now second guessing every decision I've ever made to get to this point in my life. I'm now going to finish this bottle of scotch and power through. Godspeed friends. Godspeed.

  • ElderRapWizard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Please continue this. I love it!

  • jmcreech FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Drink & I Know Things

    11 months ago

    I did not drink enough because of this movie y'all need to do better with the drinking game. I didn't think this would be as great as it ended up, can't wait for next week.

    • TheBigW FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sith Lord

      11 months ago

      Unfortunately the next episode isn't until the end of May I think. I'm pretty sure they said once a month

    • jmcreech FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Drink & I Know Things

      11 months ago

      Oh didn't catch that one, thanks for the info. Either way can't wait, this was definitely greater than I thought it would be

  • DicksScience FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Pornography Historian

    11 months ago

    You guys should watch "The Room" next!

  • CloakaDagger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Ok, but they didn't notice that Darren's actor was actually named Ryan.

  • BartyJnr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold BartyJnr

    11 months ago

    That was totally worth the Hype. MY GOD. Needing that Turkey in Space though XD Can't wait to see more of these.

  • kynguyen

    11 months ago

    This is a brilliant show to watch. Extremely top commentary. Add subtitles and this will be perfect.

  • stevereno159 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Done watching. I liked it?

  • Haylee379 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Anyone up for a trip to Jono's Coffee?

  • onlyjustginger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    this is quite possibly the greatest video AH has ever made

  • JamesKrom FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    I swear that is Final Fantasy music playing at the final dinner table scene

  • MaxwelEdison FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Welp... that was something, alright.

  • AnotherSpencer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    ...........................holy shit that was awful. Michael wasn't kidding when he said it would be utter shit.

  • AFalseShepherd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    There are no words for what I just witnessed. Good fucking lord.

  • Snick FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Snick

    11 months ago

    this was soo good it crashed the site for a wee while!

  • Jadenkuzelka

    11 months ago

    You'd think for a movie that started off with tits that there would be more drinking.

    • Gamesta64 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Original Gamesta

      11 months ago

      Imagine if they agreed to take a shot for every turkey/thanksgiving pun though. They'd be smashed!

  • Eseer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Radical Dreamer

    11 months ago

    This was amazing

  • KlausBorrisB FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Watch Black sheep please ;)

    would be perfect

  • tamcam FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    God damn, this was great.

  • JKEHLSLL FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    This show is a fucking gem, laughed the whole way through. Haven't laughed this much in a while

  • PayneandGlory FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Cavelle

    11 months ago

    Darren's name is credited as Ryan Francis!! Ryan is actually Ryan!

  • TheCartooner FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Perfect. 10/10. Would watch Thankxkilling again