Episode #1: Thankskilling

Theater Mode: Episode #1: Thankskilling

Everyone knows turkey can make you sleepy, but this one will make you straight up sick. AH is here to get food poisoning right along with you. Join us in watching Thankskilling, a cinematic masterpiece about a murderous turkey. Enjoy!

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  • DierJ

    11 months ago

    That green glow at 55 minutes brought back horrendous flashbacks of Arrow season 4.

  • Ultima121 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    33:45 During the dad sheriff cop turkey costume dude and the turkey sitting at the table talking scene, dad checks his watch. He's not wearing a watch.

  • nflnbamlb5 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    This was GOLD!

  • HelenKellersK1D FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    This is my new favorite thing! Can't wait for more!

  • LiamMcHugh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Q Kid

    11 months ago

    I need so much more of this in my life please.

  • AceofAces007 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    I don't think I ever enjoyed watching such a godawful shitty movie as much as I did just now. PLEASE DO MORE!! This was so amazing!!

  • Poisonpride FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    That was too much fun! Please, do more.

  • wakoquacko FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    This was amazing. Movie (if we can even call it that) was by far the worst I have EVER witnessed. Exactly as promised. Commentary was funny. This why I love being a sponsor, experimental stuff like this. Gobble gobble mother-fuckers!

  • coneofwonders FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Oh God, that movie was worse than I expected it to be XD

  • A_S_Dude FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Bearded, Scottish

    11 months ago

    Wanda Lust IS a porn star

  • ReckonBallZ Watcher on the 4th Wall

    11 months ago

    What have I gotten into? That "movie" was beyond awful. I have great appreciation and admiration for professional film makers none of whom obviously had a single thing to do with this abomination. Sure enough, "Wanda Lust" is a porn star. She had to be with that name. It's like wanderlust, but in the sense of indiscriminate banging!

  • Ashar121 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    This was everything I had hoped it would be and more. I wish there were more tits. I too shall be researching Wanda Lust. However probably not at work.

  • bebop10 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Punk Gamer

    11 months ago

    i've seen this movie before but oh my days this was hilarious to watch with AH

  • trequor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    I lost it at the tits two seconds in

  • danandy112 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Shame there wasn't more drinking, but they have cracked it with this show.

  • christian1997wright FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    That was amazing

  • LoneSerenade FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    loved it! cant wait to see more horrible movies... IN SPACE!

  • NotSoSpeedRuns FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I am Monster Truck

    11 months ago

    I loved this. I've actually seen this literal cesspool of a movie before, but watching the AH guys react to the eyesocket-fucking quality acting and writing made it almost tolerable.

  • HarryHenryTe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    just going to go buy some shares in Jonos Coffee

    • Bard_42 The Bard

      11 months ago

      Wouldn't hold my breath mate, don't exist no more. Now it's the wonderful Beverage Source in Newark, Ohio.

  • lifefire FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    this movie hurt to watch


  • WolfinthMdow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Holy shit, the actor who played Darren was actually called Ryan.

  • Bard_42 The Bard

    11 months ago

    Sorry guys, Jono's Coffee is no more. This from someone who lives in Newark. LUCKILY however, it's now one of the best combo bar/craft beer places in town! I pray for a meetup at the Beverage Source.

  • Kaos97 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Forgemaster

    11 months ago

    I am grateful for the existence of this show.

  • MrRhapsodist

    11 months ago

    2 min. in: "Boy, this is gonna be delightfully horrible!"

    30 min. in: "...What the actual hell?!"


    You guys are brave/amazing for doing this.

    • MrRhapsodist

      11 months ago

      And I just realized that my alma mater's School of Film and Television was listed in the credits. I don't know how to feel about this.

      Go Lions?

  • tkpwns FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Nothing could have prepared me for the Turkey on Girl rape scene, holy fucking Christ

    This show is phenomenal, pretty much every joke Jack / Geoff / Michael threw out was just making me laugh.

  • JakaahJ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    My God, I've never cringed and laughed at the same time this hard. I can't wait for more.

  • Robjec FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    1. wtf is going on. 2. more please :]

  • JakeTheGreat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    The god damn turkey book was litterally just a peice of cardboard with a cover printed out which wasn't even stuck on, ryan was holding it on the whole time hahaha what even is this, I LOVE IT

  • SchuylerS Giraffe

    11 months ago

    That was fucking qualityyyyy

  • abeardyweirdy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    i dont wanna wait another month for the next episode!!!! THIS WAS FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • SarahWithStars FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold No Family Bias- Honest

    11 months ago

    you know sometimes one movie can make you completely re-evaluate your life priorities, and change your skewed view of the world, or see something in yourself or humanity you never knew existed?

    This movie made me question how much I value my own time.


    But an hour spent with Jack, Geoff& Michael is an hour well spent. Even this one.

    • the1silentdeath FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 months ago

      best comment i have ever seen

  • briethun FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    That...was...something. Good comedy, but I think parts of my brain melted from that movie.

  • SamusPrime FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    oh god this was amazing


  • IslandArts FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Bermy Gal

    11 months ago

    That was really a movie?! Can't wait for the next show! The Ivory Ape would fit in perfectly here.

  • Barakuta FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    The sad thing is that people actually like this movie and gave it good ratings......

  • FalconStreak FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold FLCNSTRK

    11 months ago

    5 month sponsorship sealed.

  • jeni_martini FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    jono's coffee shop is only an hour away from me so guess who's taking a roadtrip this weekend

    • LazarouDave FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Can't afford Double Gold

      11 months ago

      But where is it?

      All Google found was one in Ohio - so that's all i've got

  • wauthar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Still a Sponsor

    11 months ago

    Phenomenal job on this, the editing was spot on too! I'd really like to see more of these horrible movies!

  • Infern96 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Damn this was awesome. I do have to say that Movies that have little to no plot are what will shine in this. Plenty to make fun of but nothing to completely skup as you talk over it. Can't wait for the sequel. Plus it would be cool to have one done live and be able to tweet you guys.

  • Delta556 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Did no one notice that the turkey book was made out of cardboard it's not even cut in a straight line

  • AJCollins FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    This is the best video, and it happens to be about the worst film.

  • casjester FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    As good as this is, they need subtitles on so we don't miss the excruciatingly bad dialogue when they're commenting

  • EZheng FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    ......ok that was something, the movie was just shit. looking forward to seeing the next ep of theater mode

  • thesweetsmoore FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    This was fuckin funny lol let's keep this show rollin guys lol can't wait to see the ep 2!

  • g4mefre4k123 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gamer-ish

    11 months ago

    Even I was afraid this will flop but people seem to like. Yay!

  • Seralphia FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Am I the only one who noticed in the credits that the guy playing Darren is actually called Ryan?

  • Angry_Stan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    I need as much of this as is humanly possible.

  • B_Dazzy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Really good and funny, love the editing! The only thing is it's hard to know what the characters saying sometimes, but otherwise it's pretty good

  • cakeisalive FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    this is amazing

  • HybridSquirrels FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Keeper of Nuts!

    11 months ago

    Genius....can't wait for the next one