Episode #1: Thankskilling

Theater Mode: Episode #1: Thankskilling

Everyone knows turkey can make you sleepy, but this one will make you straight up sick. AH is here to get food poisoning right along with you. Join us in watching Thankskilling, a cinematic masterpiece about a murderous turkey. Enjoy!

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  • dfelesina FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Firemandan86

    1 year ago

    What the hell did Loyola Marymount have to do with Thankskilling?

  • unclsteve FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This was fucking amazing!!! I loved it! If you guys need any more ideas, I've a few suggestions. Birdemic 2, Cool Cat Saves the Kids, and The ABC's of Death! Can't wait to see more of these!

  • Savige FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This was both hilarious and amazing, I can't wait for more! I honestly can't believe that that was a real movie.......if the movies to come are anywhere near that bad this show will only get better

  • Miamimike FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Theater mode could very well rival MST3K & Rifftrax. If this doesn't catch on ill be very pissed off. Can't wait for you guys to watch Sharknado. And also Evil toons.

  • Logan4295 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    My new favorite show wow I lost it as soon as it started

  • Flyatmebro FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    this was fucking briliant guys

  • GarrettA92 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This was incredible! I can't wait to see more terrible movies!

  • DierJ

    1 year ago

    That green glow at 55 minutes brought back horrendous flashbacks of Arrow season 4.

  • Ultima121 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    33:45 During the dad sheriff cop turkey costume dude and the turkey sitting at the table talking scene, dad checks his watch. He's not wearing a watch.

  • nflnbamlb5 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This was GOLD!

  • HelenKellersK1D

    1 year ago

    This is my new favorite thing! Can't wait for more!

  • LiamMcHugh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Q Kid

    1 year ago

    I need so much more of this in my life please.

  • AceofAces007 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I don't think I ever enjoyed watching such a godawful shitty movie as much as I did just now. PLEASE DO MORE!! This was so amazing!!

  • Poisonpride FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    That was too much fun! Please, do more.

  • wakoquacko FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This was amazing. Movie (if we can even call it that) was by far the worst I have EVER witnessed. Exactly as promised. Commentary was funny. This why I love being a sponsor, experimental stuff like this. Gobble gobble mother-fuckers!

  • coneofwonders FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Oh God, that movie was worse than I expected it to be XD

  • A_S_Dude FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Bearded, Scottish

    1 year ago

    Wanda Lust IS a porn star

  • ReckonBallZ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Watcher on the 4th Wall

    1 year ago

    What have I gotten into? That "movie" was beyond awful. I have great appreciation and admiration for professional film makers none of whom obviously had a single thing to do with this abomination. Sure enough, "Wanda Lust" is a porn star. She had to be with that name. It's like wanderlust, but in the sense of indiscriminate banging!

  • Ashar121 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This was everything I had hoped it would be and more. I wish there were more tits. I too shall be researching Wanda Lust. However probably not at work.

  • bebop10 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Punk Gamer

    1 year ago

    i've seen this movie before but oh my days this was hilarious to watch with AH

  • trequor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I lost it at the tits two seconds in

  • danandy112 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Shame there wasn't more drinking, but they have cracked it with this show.

  • christian1997wright FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    That was amazing

  • LoneSerenade FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    loved it! cant wait to see more horrible movies... IN SPACE!

  • NotSoSpeedRuns I am Monster Truck

    1 year ago

    I loved this. I've actually seen this literal cesspool of a movie before, but watching the AH guys react to the eyesocket-fucking quality acting and writing made it almost tolerable.

  • HarryHenryTe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    just going to go buy some shares in Jonos Coffee

    • Bard_42 The Bard

      1 year ago

      Wouldn't hold my breath mate, don't exist no more. Now it's the wonderful Beverage Source in Newark, Ohio.

  • lifefire FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    this movie hurt to watch


  • WolfinthMdow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Holy shit, the actor who played Darren was actually called Ryan.

  • Bard_42 The Bard

    1 year ago

    Sorry guys, Jono's Coffee is no more. This from someone who lives in Newark. LUCKILY however, it's now one of the best combo bar/craft beer places in town! I pray for a meetup at the Beverage Source.

  • Kaos97 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Forgemaster

    1 year ago

    I am grateful for the existence of this show.

  • MrRhapsodist

    1 year ago

    2 min. in: "Boy, this is gonna be delightfully horrible!"

    30 min. in: "...What the actual hell?!"


    You guys are brave/amazing for doing this.

    • MrRhapsodist

      1 year ago

      And I just realized that my alma mater's School of Film and Television was listed in the credits. I don't know how to feel about this.

      Go Lions?

  • tkpwns FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Nothing could have prepared me for the Turkey on Girl rape scene, holy fucking Christ

    This show is phenomenal, pretty much every joke Jack / Geoff / Michael threw out was just making me laugh.

  • JakaahJ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    My God, I've never cringed and laughed at the same time this hard. I can't wait for more.

  • Robjec FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    1. wtf is going on. 2. more please :]

  • JakeTheGreat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    The god damn turkey book was litterally just a peice of cardboard with a cover printed out which wasn't even stuck on, ryan was holding it on the whole time hahaha what even is this, I LOVE IT

  • SchuylerS Giraffe

    1 year ago

    That was fucking qualityyyyy

  • abeardyweirdy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    i dont wanna wait another month for the next episode!!!! THIS WAS FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • SarahWithStars FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold No Family Bias- Honest

    1 year ago

    you know sometimes one movie can make you completely re-evaluate your life priorities, and change your skewed view of the world, or see something in yourself or humanity you never knew existed?

    This movie made me question how much I value my own time.


    But an hour spent with Jack, Geoff& Michael is an hour well spent. Even this one.

    • the1silentdeath FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      best comment i have ever seen

  • briethun FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    That...was...something. Good comedy, but I think parts of my brain melted from that movie.

  • SamusPrime FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    oh god this was amazing


  • IslandArts FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Bermy Gal

    1 year ago

    That was really a movie?! Can't wait for the next show! The Ivory Ape would fit in perfectly here.

  • Barakuta FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    The sad thing is that people actually like this movie and gave it good ratings......

  • FalconStreak FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold FLCNSTRK

    1 year ago

    5 month sponsorship sealed.

  • jeni_martini FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    jono's coffee shop is only an hour away from me so guess who's taking a roadtrip this weekend

    • LazarouDave FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Can't afford Double Gold

      1 year ago

      But where is it?

      All Google found was one in Ohio - so that's all i've got

  • wauthar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Still a Sponsor

    1 year ago

    Phenomenal job on this, the editing was spot on too! I'd really like to see more of these horrible movies!

  • Infern96 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Damn this was awesome. I do have to say that Movies that have little to no plot are what will shine in this. Plenty to make fun of but nothing to completely skup as you talk over it. Can't wait for the sequel. Plus it would be cool to have one done live and be able to tweet you guys.

  • Delta556 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Did no one notice that the turkey book was made out of cardboard it's not even cut in a straight line

  • AJCollins FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This is the best video, and it happens to be about the worst film.

  • casjester FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    As good as this is, they need subtitles on so we don't miss the excruciatingly bad dialogue when they're commenting

  • EZheng

    1 year ago

    ......ok that was something, the movie was just shit. looking forward to seeing the next ep of theater mode