Episode #1: Thankskilling

Theater Mode: Episode #1: Thankskilling

Everyone knows turkey can make you sleepy, but this one will make you straight up sick. AH is here to get food poisoning right along with you. Join us in watching Thankskilling, a cinematic masterpiece about a murderous turkey. Enjoy!

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  • catsfred FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    I'm only four minutes in, but I'd have to disagree with the "tits you'd never want to see" bit.  eyes

  • dbl5030 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    I'm 100% convinced this movie was made entirely around the one-liners and turkey puns. "Let's make a Thanksgiving horror movie about a killer turkey, it'll say 'gobble gobble, motherfucker' and it'll be hilarious! Script? Nah. We can just figure the rest out as we go".

  • GameBrainEvan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    As someone who lives just a half an hour away from Heath,Ohio I would have loved a AH Theater Mode Meet-Up.

  • Axtin_Hitman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    So at 32:35 dude in the back is all of a sudden wearing a hat, gg

  • ryan624 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Those 6 Hunger Games jokes at the end got me.

  • IAmNotADumas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    wow. This was so fucking funny. I can not wait to watch the rest

  • scumbag_806 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Party on!

    9 months ago

    If I can stream movie's that are bootleg'd without problem, why do I have to keep refreshing something I pay for? 

  • TheCommonUserOnAcid

    9 months ago

    32 minutes in, having smoked a little prior to this, now need to smoke more just to erase what i saw. WTF

  • DaisySo

    9 months ago

    Needs more drinking

  • Crxssingtherubicon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold CrxssingTheRubicon

    9 months ago

    hahaha, "What is this, The Dark Crystal?" that thing is totallyyyyy a skeksis!!!! HOW did my 2011 self miss that!?!? Also, backtrack to, "is this scary?" DEAR GOD; please, get ready, because you have noooo idea what you've just gotten yourself into, the worst movie, but best crappy-movie-night gold mine of talking evil turkey lines and just. Words can't even describe what this movie is. Hahah. Fuck. The cast. The script. EVERYTHING, the fact that it's real is sort of mind-blowing. Good call on getting wasted, your experience is guaranteed to be automatically enhanced. Jesus, I can't even get over this, sorry, this movie is just one big flashback mindfuck of forgetting it existed, and the nostalgia is killing me, as well as the addition of all new commentary transposing with my friend and mine's initial reactions. This fucking movie. 

  • SamiGlitch Sami Glitch

    10 months ago

    YO DAREN'S REAL NAME WAS RYAN IN THE CREDITS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    • powerfulstrokes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      im so sad they missed that

  • meagmcmuffin

    10 months ago

    I'm honestly very sad the nerd didn't get to do all that sexing we were promised.

  • jedispartan117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Jock dude: "It's all my fault". So cliche....

  • sgthorvas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I live 3 hours from jonos coffee it's in ohio so glad I live in michigan and have no association with this movie whatsoever

  • Galanthor

    10 months ago

    I haven't  laughed that hard in a long time. 

  • Kendev FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Fun fact: iMDB credited AH for this Theather Mode because it has drown the most audience since its release in 2009 (Check the iMDB trivia for this movie)

    • Froglover FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      I'm pretty sure all of these movies have had a bigger audience because of us.

  • BlinkyBe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold OrdanJay

    10 months ago

    I just couldn't wait for the next Theatre Mode so now I'm watching this and the rest of the series a second time. This series is just too good good.

  • Dakuhiro FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    "I'm going to have SEX...with someone...in this car."


    Jesus Christ. That character became my favorite in one scene.

    • alacnay

      4 months ago

      Or the car. If he's really desperate.

  • MrDARKJAK FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I'm torn, I want to listen to them riff on these movies cause it's hilarious, but I also don't want these movies in my brain aaaahhh

  • tinalikesgrapes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I can't wait to binge watch this weekend

    • DonovanDeshais FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      There's actually a few not worth watching.

  • dhb2001 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold AV crew

    10 months ago

    yeet ya

  • Chronomagii FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I can't believe they missed Darren's real name in the credits. Also, it's pretty awesome I live less than an hour from Jono's Coffee.

  • murph048

    11 months ago

    The logic of this film suggests that Thanksgiving took place the day after all of the "plot" took place. Also, why does that family have the Turkey's carcass? Did they just walk past the fire and go, "Look! A pre cooked turkey! Nevermind the glowing, lack of a leg, and that our line is on fire, feast time tomorrow with huge savings!" That being said, this movie was totally worth it and a true work of art which reflects the creators' courage

  • Reviewingremy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    I just looked this up on IMDB. It says this film was the first credit of J.J Abams? How come that never came up?

    • Kendev FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      No it's not, Nightbeast is the first screen credit for JJ. Don't think JJ Abrams ever worked with Gravitas Ventures...

  • louis9987 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    The guy who played Darren was called Ryan....

  • Amardneron FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Did this disapear from the app for anyone else?

  • Allikatt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    planed to binge watch these but omg i dont think i can handle more then one a day

  • phorn84 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Anyone else notice the UK jacket at 6:03?

  • FatBeard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Alright, I've given it some thought, and I'm gonna have to say I prefer Birdemic and/or The Room over this.

  • jmos110

    11 months ago

    I've never been more ashamed to be from New Mexico.

  • JordaaNPopee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keep moving forward

    11 months ago

    This is amazing

  • Food145

    11 months ago

    paid 5 bucks to watch this 100% worth it

  • LucatielOfMirrah FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Finally a good reason to actually be a sponser.

  • RoudyBushery

    11 months ago

    "I feel like my brain needs a mentos"

    Same

  • RoudyBushery

    11 months ago

    weeeelllp that was a movie

  • DreaYoungken98 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    i keep expecting the turkey to pop out of nowhere and straight up murder a bitch... then I remember this is a BAD horror movie, and this turkey needs to deliver some crappy one-liner before the blood sprays

  • schtivanthetrbl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold What is a Display Title?

    11 months ago

    I love that the actor who played Darren (the nerdy guy who they kept calling Ryan throughout the movie) is literally named Ryan.

  • RickysaurusRex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Pun Master

    11 months ago

    lol, are they not fans of Hunger Games or something?

  • ElmosTyranny

    11 months ago

    This is goofy; I love it

  • Unlikable FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    I had to pause this at least 10 times and say to myself "ok, so this is what just happened"

    If cinemasins did an "every thing wrong with..." video of this, it would be longer than the film itself.

  • ali123l FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    this is the dumbest thing ive ever seen.... so obviously im gonna watch all of the episodes and love every second of it.

  • Maliris FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    not as bad as thankskilling 3

  • mattlon80

    11 months ago

    i live in the town that makes fiesta ware


  • Hamburger69 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    You guys should really check out Neil Breen, he has made four movies, "Double Down", "I Am Here.... Now", "Fateful Findings", and "Pass Thru" which will be out soon, they are all incredible and mind numbing.

    • AstroMoth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold AstroMoth

      11 months ago

      Holy shit, I was actually gonna suggest that they check out Neil Breen.


      So many laptops... so much destruction...

  • phantomx91

    1 year ago

    I just saw a film where a woman gets fucked by a vulture headed turkey puppet. Well, I'm done.

  • Kraygor

    1 year ago

    I want them to do the lost skeleton of cadavra so bad.


  • notkyle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold -_-

    1 year ago

    A movie they REALLY need to do is Trail of the Screaming Foreheads. I'd say it's the same level of quality as this fine piece of work.

  • Revanaught FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Holy shit, I just realized that Darren, the nerd that they were constantly calling Ryan as a joke...his name really is Ryan. The actor's name was actually Ryan.

  • Geekygirlness FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I don't think I'll ever recover for watching this oh my god.

  • Moihizzy

    1 year ago

    This is one of the best things I have ever watched