Episode #1: Thankskilling

Theater Mode: Episode #1: Thankskilling

Everyone knows turkey can make you sleepy, but this one will make you straight up sick. AH is here to get food poisoning right along with you. Join us in watching Thankskilling, a cinematic masterpiece about a murderous turkey. Enjoy!

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  • EvilEyp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ziggy★Eyp

    3 days ago

    Well, it is First week, so it is as good a time as any to give this a rewatch. 

  • OnlyAverage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    Why is this back in the release schedule? Not complaining, just confused.

    • toungennose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 days ago

      since its first week they might be reminding new members that theater mode exist because of the event tomorrow

    • OnlyAverage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 days ago

      True, I didn't even realize this was Thankskilling when I clicked on it. I just saw Theater Mode, and was super happy since it is supposed to be the break between batches right now, haha.

    • MichaelHuds3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 days ago

      oh good so it wasent just me


  • Dunfiena FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Shout-out to Michael thinking an oboe is an accordion...

  • Raptorious FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Magpie

    1 week ago

    jesus christ for the last 20 minutes i was just begging for it to end

  • Doc_Batman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    32:31 I love how the hat just appears on his head.

  • jacobradske FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I love how the first shot of the movie IMMEDIATELY results in them taking a shot. Too fucking good.

  • Cdwolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Oh my god, this movie is bad.  Bad as that killer snowman movie.

  • kings___ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    22:13 when i first seen that scene I couldn't breathe 

  • TyWilliams1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Finally started my first membership, i have so many first vids to watch

  • nashcd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    About to watch for for the third time. What is wrong with me?

  • DontQuestionMyMotives FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold yo

    1 month ago

    I can't believe that they missed that the actor playing Darren (the one who they called Ryan) is actually named Ryan  joy

  • helgrind789 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Pretty sad that the video of people making fun of the movie had better white balance than the movie...

  • Owensnow

    1 month ago

    he actually can say that because of the first amendment. Now was it not cool yes does  the word only exist to hurt people yes but he can still say it because "hate speech is just free speech that you don't like and Is not not a crime.

    • CJTheExpert FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      The first amendment just means that the government can't prosecute you just for saying something. It doesn't exempt you from the judgement of others, nor does it mean that a business cannot fire or ban you for using language that they do not approve of.

  • ralok-one FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I completely lost it at Geoff knowing what kind of freaking cup the guy had...

    nothing about that makes sense in my brain XD

  • JoeyHollywood FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    It's drunk MST3k

  • battleofla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    "Holy Shit. What the fuck?" Michael broke a new octave to say that glorious bit.

  • JRoll2013 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I finally has sponsership/first, time to binge all the episodes

    • FireFlames36 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      i had surgery on my foot and binge watched every episode.

  • UItraVioIet FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ultra Violet

    3 months ago

    There are just no words for how bad this "movie" was lol

  • MastaChiefa99 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Apparently, Jono's Coffee has really good reviews.

  • ReedFlute

    3 months ago

    anyone else notice that the guy they called Ryan was actually named Ryan? look at the credits I'm not making this up rofl

  • cobiwankenobi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Lol nudity and fourth wall breaking...things were so simple in episode one!

  • Fiver26 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    so whats up with the ohio plates on the jeep, kinda sounded like they were 100% not in ohio ever

    • Fiver26 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      oh my god it was fillmed in ohio what the fuck that wasnt ohio in november...

  • taternader1

    3 months ago

    any one else having buffering problems?


  • austin.mars FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold AH Expert

    3 months ago

    Welp. Started watching this in a chemistry lecture. Had to turn it off immediately.

  • dpiland

    4 months ago

    this is golden

  • TJP37 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Cool

    4 months ago

    i might make watching this a thanksgiving tradition

  • baestations FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold team lads

    4 months ago

    time for a throwback!

  • EvilRhino229

    4 months ago

    a year later and it's almost thanksgiving

    perfect timing

  • karth

    4 months ago

    I saw this movie way back in 2010. Doesn't get enough love.

  • nekko_chan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    So I fell off the RT band wagon for 2 years (just watched too much content and made myself sick of it) and was recently reminded I'm a RT first member. I figured I would cancel my membership since I didn't think I would care about first-member content. This series proved me wrong. Love it as much as MST3K. Thanks guys for providing me with hours of enjoyment. 

    • xJayFromVA

      4 months ago

      I never had a first sub, but last year had the premium thing (cant even think of the name). Anyway I got a 3 month trial from a gamestop power up rewards email. Its weird to now go back to watch all the stuff i missed. It's been almost a year since theater mode started and i remember like it was yesterday. I never could watch this show as i wasn't a first member until recently so i know how ya feel.

  • Teamdye5 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Has the theater mode meet up for Jonos coffee happened yet??

  • FallsNight

    4 months ago

    The movie is so... so bad. Its horrible. So much so that I couldn't look away. But my god. Its bad.

  • GoofOff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I think Roosterteeth can generate more income on sponsorship value towards this series than the movie got for any screenings. Also, i demand a better drinking game, I wasnt even buzzed for this movie off the 1 shot at the intro!

  • JutlandAngel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Anyone notice that the book is the DVD cover to the movie on a piece of cardboard?

  • harryhopper FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    The flashback song with Billy and Ryan sounds like a Southpark song

  • BurlyBadger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    "God damnit, son! Don`t interrupt me when I`m reading Dilbert!" Best part of the movie. Thank you, Michael.

  • ToddKeefe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Anyone else having problems with the RT video player? I swear it's like every five minutes it just stops playing and I have to refresh the page, and even then sometimes it'll go a whole ten seconds before I have to try again. I just wanna laugh!

  • Zango96

    4 months ago

    Fucken dogs dying in movies always get me, more than humans.
    I'm fucked, I know.

  • Juzzytv FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    THERE IS A THANKSKILLING 2 AND 3. HOLY SHIT PLEASE WATCH THOSE, THEY LOOK SOO MUCH WORSE

    • karth

      4 months ago

      There isn't actually a Thankskilling 2. They did make a Thankskilling 3 where they are on a journey to find the lost second movie. . . I think. Don't quote me.

  • catsfred FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I'm only four minutes in, but I'd have to disagree with the "tits you'd never want to see" bit.  eyes

  • dbl5030 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I'm 100% convinced this movie was made entirely around the one-liners and turkey puns. "Let's make a Thanksgiving horror movie about a killer turkey, it'll say 'gobble gobble, motherfucker' and it'll be hilarious! Script? Nah. We can just figure the rest out as we go".

  • GameBrainEvan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    As someone who lives just a half an hour away from Heath,Ohio I would have loved a AH Theater Mode Meet-Up.

  • Axtin_Hitman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    So at 32:35 dude in the back is all of a sudden wearing a hat, gg

  • ryan624 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Those 6 Hunger Games jokes at the end got me.

  • IAmNotADumas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    wow. This was so fucking funny. I can not wait to watch the rest

  • scumbag_806 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Bomb City Hardcore forev

    5 months ago

    If I can stream movie's that are bootleg'd without problem, why do I have to keep refreshing something I pay for? 

  • TheCommonUserOnAcid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    32 minutes in, having smoked a little prior to this, now need to smoke more just to erase what i saw. WTF

  • DaisySo

    5 months ago

    Needs more drinking

  • Crxssingtherubicon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold CrxssingTheRubicon

    5 months ago

    hahaha, "What is this, The Dark Crystal?" that thing is totallyyyyy a skeksis!!!! HOW did my 2011 self miss that!?!? Also, backtrack to, "is this scary?" DEAR GOD; please, get ready, because you have noooo idea what you've just gotten yourself into, the worst movie, but best crappy-movie-night gold mine of talking evil turkey lines and just. Words can't even describe what this movie is. Hahah. Fuck. The cast. The script. EVERYTHING, the fact that it's real is sort of mind-blowing. Good call on getting wasted, your experience is guaranteed to be automatically enhanced. Jesus, I can't even get over this, sorry, this movie is just one big flashback mindfuck of forgetting it existed, and the nostalgia is killing me, as well as the addition of all new commentary transposing with my friend and mine's initial reactions. This fucking movie. 

  • SamiGlitch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sami Glitch

    6 months ago

    YO DAREN'S REAL NAME WAS RYAN IN THE CREDITS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    • powerfulstrokes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      im so sad they missed that