Episode #9: Curse of the Cannibal Confederates

Theater Mode: Episode #9: Curse of the Cannibal Confederates

Jefferson Davis once said that “the south will rise again.” He just failed to mention that it’d be in the form of flesh-eating zombies. Join AH in watching Curse of the Cannibal Confederates for the Season 2 premiere of Theater Mode!

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  • SaintHarlequinn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    The Confederate Santa jokes kept throwing me off because I have a many-greats grandfather that looked like Santa and fought in the Confederate army, so I referred to him as Confederate Santa as well sweat_smile

  • byndgrvemnd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    so jack usually is good at catching stuff no one else does right? but he missed the name drop on one of the tomb stones for tony starke at 29:05 

  • jprudnick FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    I was a huge fan of mst3k growing up, and i know it was a big influence for this show. This episode blows any mst3k episode i've seen out of the water

  • kathleenfergie

    1 month ago

    i'd rather listen to gavin's bird noises remixed with a club beat (10 hour version) for the rest of my life than watch this movie ever again

  • SatisfiedShark FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I love listen to this episode as a sleep aid.

  • Hose_Roller FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Protagonist there looks like my dad did in the 70s. 

    • Hose_Roller FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Also shoutout to Federal Signal. They make good things 

  • TaraS FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Is this movie so important that I finish it? I have 30 minutes left. 

  • Trogdor8freebird

    2 months ago

    Jack: "Oh, it's a feminist movie!"

    Me: "Oh, it's a feminist movie...."

  • Mrwhoever264 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    the groans when eating people makes me incredibly uncomfortable 

  • emannbyrdie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I have the shirt Jeremy's wearing :)

  • JnAkers

    3 months ago

    i had to come back to finish this fell asleep halfway through the first time.movie was so bad not even the great commentary helped ugh


  • CyberWingLP FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold CyberWingLP

    3 months ago

    "I want a gun, too!" - "NO!" 

    That made me laugh so hard.

    • SledDog FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Artsy Hobbyist and Gamer

      3 months ago

      Dude, my coworker and I sat and laughed for a good 5 minutes. We paused the video and everything. We're still talking about it!

  • missahippy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Monticello is where Tomas Jefferson lived

  • Paintedawg FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    The more upbeat music reminded me of Gravity Falls.

  • sacutiepie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    "Oh boy, Oogie Boogie's coming!" I paused and laughed for at least 5 minutes.

  • Croper17 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    so why is there a blind chick what could that possibly add to the story lol 

  • FallenTesla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Twenty minutes in and an hour to go.... oh boy in for the long haul...

  • NathanBlight FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    So I looked up the film when they said about the year and someone edited the wikipedia page for the film to actually say in the "Legacy" that it features on the Achievement Hunter show "Theater Mode" in August 2016

  • King_Griff_273 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    This film was the biggest pile of shite I've ever seen.

    • LoganSmith6 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      Or in this case, not see.

  • NathanielTF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    the Cinema Snob Warned Thee! :D J

  • emmaroses FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Never before has it taken me three nights to watch a 90 minute movie

  • Ligthone04 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    what the hell happened to changing their accent rule?

  • Wruce

    7 months ago

    Good god this is painful.

  • rail108 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    This may have been the darkest and the most plot-missing of all theater modes

  • flightmode FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    I didn't get "VR The Champions" until I saw this...

  • BrandonK FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    The editing on the eating scene was almost worth the hour it took to get to that point....almost.

  • Cole2999 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    52:27 was so fucking fantastic. I literally started crying xD

  • Sangjester FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold InSeRtBrAiN

    8 months ago

    oh come on, what about Princes of the Universe? The theme from highlander! EPIC queen song!

  • IronicFluff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    I'm just waiting for Gandalf lady to die, she's so terrible actor.

  • wompwomp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Sooo, like the inspiration for Dead Snow?

  • genericdude1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    I feel like the zombie commander was probably the best actor in this movie.

  • tylerjefferson FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TJeff

    8 months ago

    I honestly didn't think it could get worse than thankskilling 3, boy was i wrong.

  • TesseractHeart FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    So was it just me or did the 'video game end boss music' (thanks Jack) that played sound a whole lot like the battle music from Pokemon? It was driving me a little crazy.

  • CRizzy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Chris

    9 months ago

    I'm still waiting for Jack to come over...

  • eyal6751 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    ok for real 15 minutes in to this film i realized she was actually blind and they weren't joking cause you cant hear shit

  • CronenbergMorty FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    "Sickos!!!"

  • PhirePhoenix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Considering how awesome it was watching Tromeo and Juliet at theater mode live, I expected a lot more from a second troma feature.

  • nicus9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    At first the non-existent lighting and the lack of any type of audio drove me nuts. Then I realized the movie's editor was just trying to protect us from the terrible acting. The movie actually needed to be darker and have less sound.

  • Peter91 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    SPOILERS BELOW!!!!!!!






    Hold on!, that scoreboard in the end made no fucking sense!?!... who the fk controlled that...


    Jeremy and Geoff was the only one correct with the Drivers Survival... wtf Editor?...

    • nicus9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      They were counting everything. Who they thought would live and who they thought would die. Just count the check marks. 3 = 3 = 3

  • Santangello1995 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    This is so Bad lol.

  • Dreeyman

    9 months ago

    "Don't ask questions, just shoot!" Now that's the real Hippie slogan that shaped a generation XD

    • GodsReckoning FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      A hippie is someone connected to the modern idea of spirituality and God you silly goose.

  • BarrettFrisc

    9 months ago

    OH! That's why it's called VR the champions! Wow, I feel like I've brought shame to my family for not being able to figure that one out

  • Ashlurnd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ashland

    9 months ago

    I've seen some awful movies, worse than ones they've had on previous Theater Modes, but this... this takes the cake. I almost quit 20 minutes into this.

  • Findrel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Halfling Bard

    9 months ago

    Best of Sarah:
    "I hate buuugs!"
    "I'm sleeeepy!"

    "I wanna go hooome!"
    "Waaaah!"

  • Leonil FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    This was so painful to watch - I want more!

  • tdb1726 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    This is so bad. Not even entertaining bad. The movies should at least have something going on to comment on.

    • nicus9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      What are you talking about? They provided complete darkness so you can provide your own movie! Imagination! Its like choose your own adventure

  • Legit-Purpose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    9 months ago

    Why do you torture yourselves with these? Could you do Pixel next with the Lazer Team crew?

    • nicus9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      It is really hard to get the rights to do really big movies and broadcast it to god knows how many countries. That's why they do these ones that no one has every heard of.

  • Burning1nWat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    wow this is bad

  • Lonniebaseball FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    at 4:18, when geoff hits the couch you hear a bang in the movie.

  • Gildarts FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Guy

    9 months ago

    I was mashing the right arrow key to get through this. Hard to believe there is something worse than the educational telanovella we had to watch for spanish class.