Episode #5: Thankskilling 3

Theater Mode: Episode #5: Thankskilling 3

Thanksgiving-day turkey is good and all, but the creative dishes made from leftovers are even better. AH is back with Thankskilling 3, the turkey tetrazzini of films. And unlike your lame Thanksgiving, this one has puppets and a rapping grandma.

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  • MrNO_Name FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    17 hours ago

    I..... Just..... The grandma was one of the most disturbing looking things.... This. Fucking. Movie.

  • Tuckermeister FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 day ago

    Jesus. Fucking. Christ. 

    I'm going to go give myself liver disease now.

  • CryoW0lf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    This is the origin story of Geoff's sabbatical...

  • Neshia91613 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    this just makes you wanna leave your house and drink for days

  • larmoth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold larmoth

    6 days ago

    I repeatedly got nude while watching this just to give myself a reason to drink through it.

  • Dormouse83 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Welcome to 47 minutes in...help

  • Negablu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    23 minutes in, I wouldn't mind that revolver right about now.

  • Gepardo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Five minutes into the movie, i realize i lacked the amount of alcohol needed to watch this in it's entirety.

  • KidGonzo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold the worst™

    2 weeks ago

    At the time, we thought it was the worst thing we'd seen. A year later, I return to this episode for comfort after things like Future World and 3:33 AM. This is a romp in comparison. Also, Jack's prediction about the presidency basically came true.

  • OMG_Laserguns FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I can't believe I made it the whole way through this without alcohol. Someone spent $112,000 on this?

  • DavidJankosk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    which ep of off topic aired after this?

  • AL3GITJake FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    I just... I figured it was bad but... 

  • Vuohi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    I don't...
    what?

  • tenderlauryn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    christ. i must have checked how much time was left in the movie every fucking five minutes. how- HOW did this get funded holy shit

  • Mr_da_Bum FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    tits in space and puppet brains. What the fuck else do you want.




    I take it back i take it all back 

  • polelot FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    im at the disco fight scene atm... HOW IS THERE STILL 37 MINUTES?!?!

    • polelot FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 weeks ago

      im at the worm death, how is there 20 more mins?!

  • Typo_Knig Typo Knig

    1 month ago

    I....This is very disappointing compared to Thankskilling.

    Sure, it wasn't a good movie but it was very good-bad, and i enjoyed it.This is boring.

  • NotGavinoFree FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Thank God we didn't let Hilary win. This could've been our America.

  • Keagas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    pretty sure i blacked out halfway through that

  • nehpets487 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    There's still an hour and 20 minutes left. Please fucking kill me.

  • JavaTheHutt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Watching this was so upsetting, I actually starting crying in insane misery when the grandma appeared.

  • gabbybob FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I stayed up late to watch this because I really enjoyed ep. 4.  Why did I do that.

    I think my brain leaked out my nose a little bit.

  • AlexDnThorn

    1 month ago

    this is the most cancerous thing ever created

  • Arlakk98 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I am dead.

  • RubeKopf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I watched it all... I didn't drink and I feel sick and dizzy now. 

  • Mrwhoever264 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    After watching this I feel like I can get through most things 

  • rayquaza000

    1 month ago

    i have 52 minutes left of this movie and i want to fucking kill myself 

  • k80 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I feel like reality has broken down entirely and I am no longer attached to the mortal plane, but instead forced to suffer in a reality where this monstrosity exists and is something that I willingly suffered through. What the FUCK. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

  • TheWofingDoge FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I'm glad that there's other people to suffer through this with me.

  • amundas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Watching this and watching you guys watch this made it feel like being in some sort of test to push us until we break. Kind of like the test in Community where everyone is sitting in a room waiting to be "almost done" the test and the break one by one except abed. Michael broke.

  • SpaceJellyBeans

    1 month ago

    I got an hour through, admittedly with some skipping, but I couldn't carry on. Props to anyone who actually watched it all 

  • Boomking33 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    i got 53 minutes in.. i just cant... i cant do this anymore... my brain cells are literally fighting each other for the right to die first. 

  • GrimmSabretooth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I cannot watch this ever again. I kept thinking it would get better. It did not. This movie makes me want to become an alcoholic.

  • IamBluu7

    1 month ago

    That was painful to watch. 

  • faffy_gunkhouse FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    So watched this when it first came out and I'm going to give a another try. It can't be as bad the second time through right? 


    Edit: Thank you Michael, your constant yelling at this movie has stop me from ending my life after watching it. It is just as bad the second time around. Now I'm going to go watch Fathers Day and play the Witcher 3 so that i can just forget. 

  • th3fallen0ne FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    My uh... My brain hurts so much right now. I just... *Brain gives up and dies.*

  • irishezio17 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    lmao That was definitely the most painful film to watch on Theater Mode so far, can only imagine how Geoff, Jack, and Michael were feeling

    • GrimmSabretooth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      They at least could drown their sorrows in alcohol. No such luck for me...

  • Marhunter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    i remember watching this movie once... waking up the next day and finding that my brain had purged all information about it other than "worst movie ever" ... why i thought "maybe it wasn't THAT bad" and watched it again i will never know. I regret everything.

  • Trunks4454 Trunks4454

    2 months ago

    My picture is how i feel about this movie >.>

  • RobotFolkSinger

    2 months ago

    I feel like someone could write their dissertation breaking down why this movie is wrong on a fundamental level.

  • BatBreaker007 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    How is the mention of Thankskilling 2 in Thanksilling 3 NOT a fourth wall break Michael? HOW?

  • SteadyEddieNewk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I can't finish this, it's to bad of a movie, I feel bad, but I'm going to have aneurysm  if I keep watching.

  • AngelValdivia FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    you know, Michael was incredibly happy when Geoff said there was a sequel to ThanksKilling. Here we are

  • LazarouDave FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Can't afford Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Best part was at 1:34:28 - thank me later

  • Aiden985 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    ............................Just.....why 

  • Assfuzz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Fucking Merloo

  • ForgiLaGeord

    2 months ago

    I watched the string cheese ad so many times to catch all their reactions, by the end of it I was just about kakking my pants.

  • coozney FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I don't know what to say. It's like they somehow made a movie that perfectly recreates the feeling of downward spiral into depression. When you don't think it could get any worse it just does.

  • El_Salsa_Rey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    "We paid money for this." That statement of sheer regret was one of the three that echoed in my mind for the rest of the video. The other was "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here" and "These people have not any hope of death." The last statement is, of course, applied to all who watch this movie, including Geoff, Jack, and Michael. There are some movies that can only be tolerated with either an MST-like group or far more alcohol than should ever be offered to someone, or both. This was not one of those movies. There exists nothing in this world that makes it okay to suffer through that movie. And yet, we have done just that.

  • IdeanM FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Yo-yo Addict

    3 months ago

    "I've had divorces that were easier than this movie."


    Put that on the box.