Episode #5: Thankskilling 3

Theater Mode: Episode #5: Thankskilling 3

Thanksgiving-day turkey is good and all, but the creative dishes made from leftovers are even better. AH is back with Thankskilling 3, the turkey tetrazzini of films. And unlike your lame Thanksgiving, this one has puppets and a rapping grandma.

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  • redlightkayla1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 day ago

    I am 22 years old and I don't drink but this movie made me wish I did. I did laugh really hard when Michael did the joke about San Francisco though. That was very funny.

  • cat0449 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 days ago

    The post credit scene was fucking worth it!

  • ABright FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    this makes me miss thankskilling


  • svssvrrare FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    oh god theres still 15 minutes left I want to die

  • RiotersRage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I just paused it when rapping granny ate the chainsaw dick… fuck I still have forty minutes? I need vodka…

  • PDAF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Holy shit.. I paid 36$ for a year membership so I can watch theatermode. Why did I even do this

    • Jokse FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      It only gets better from here.

  • ST3RL0 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I regret watching this sober

  • JadeLinn95 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    How could this be the worst movie they've watched so far? They have so many more episodes! I desperately hope this is as bad as it gets because this... This was awful. I feel so bad for Michael, Geoff, and Jack

  • NickSnyder FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I feel personally offended by this movie. 


    It's like they were intentionally making a bad movie for the sake of being bad, but it's not even a "funny" bad. It's more like a "just end my life already" bad.

  • MrNO_Name

    1 month ago

    I..... Just..... The grandma was one of the most disturbing looking things.... This. Fucking. Movie.

  • Tuckermeister FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Jesus. Fucking. Christ. 

    I'm going to go give myself liver disease now.

  • CryoW0lf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    This is the origin story of Geoff's sabbatical...

  • Neshia91613 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    this just makes you wanna leave your house and drink for days

  • larmoth larmoth

    2 months ago

    I repeatedly got nude while watching this just to give myself a reason to drink through it.

  • Dormouse83 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Welcome to 47 minutes in...help

  • Negablu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    23 minutes in, I wouldn't mind that revolver right about now.

  • Gepardo

    2 months ago

    Five minutes into the movie, i realize i lacked the amount of alcohol needed to watch this in it's entirety.

  • KidGonzo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold the worst™

    2 months ago

    At the time, we thought it was the worst thing we'd seen. A year later, I return to this episode for comfort after things like Future World and 3:33 AM. This is a romp in comparison. Also, Jack's prediction about the presidency basically came true.

  • OMG_Laserguns FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I can't believe I made it the whole way through this without alcohol. Someone spent $112,000 on this?

  • DavidJankosk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    which ep of off topic aired after this?

  • AL3GITJake FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I just... I figured it was bad but... 

  • Vuohi

    2 months ago

    I don't...
    what?

  • tenderlauryn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold tenderlauryn

    2 months ago

    christ. i must have checked how much time was left in the movie every fucking five minutes. how- HOW did this get funded holy shit

  • Mr_da_Bum FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    tits in space and puppet brains. What the fuck else do you want.




    I take it back i take it all back 

  • polelot

    2 months ago

    im at the disco fight scene atm... HOW IS THERE STILL 37 MINUTES?!?!

    • polelot

      2 months ago

      im at the worm death, how is there 20 more mins?!

  • Typo_Knig Typo Knig

    2 months ago

    I....This is very disappointing compared to Thankskilling.

    Sure, it wasn't a good movie but it was very good-bad, and i enjoyed it.This is boring.

  • NotGavinoFree FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Thank God we didn't let Hilary win. This could've been our America.

  • Keagas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    pretty sure i blacked out halfway through that

  • nehpets487 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    There's still an hour and 20 minutes left. Please fucking kill me.

  • JavaTheHutt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Watching this was so upsetting, I actually starting crying in insane misery when the grandma appeared.

  • gabbybob FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I stayed up late to watch this because I really enjoyed ep. 4.  Why did I do that.

    I think my brain leaked out my nose a little bit.

  • AlexDnThorn

    3 months ago

    this is the most cancerous thing ever created

  • Arlakk98 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I am dead.

  • RubeKopf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I watched it all... I didn't drink and I feel sick and dizzy now. 

  • Mrwhoever264 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    After watching this I feel like I can get through most things 

  • rayquaza000

    3 months ago

    i have 52 minutes left of this movie and i want to fucking kill myself 

  • k80 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I feel like reality has broken down entirely and I am no longer attached to the mortal plane, but instead forced to suffer in a reality where this monstrosity exists and is something that I willingly suffered through. What the FUCK. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

  • TheWofingDoge FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I'm glad that there's other people to suffer through this with me.

  • amundas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Watching this and watching you guys watch this made it feel like being in some sort of test to push us until we break. Kind of like the test in Community where everyone is sitting in a room waiting to be "almost done" the test and the break one by one except abed. Michael broke.

  • SpaceJellyBeans

    3 months ago

    I got an hour through, admittedly with some skipping, but I couldn't carry on. Props to anyone who actually watched it all 

  • Boomking33 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    i got 53 minutes in.. i just cant... i cant do this anymore... my brain cells are literally fighting each other for the right to die first. 

  • GrimmSabretooth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I cannot watch this ever again. I kept thinking it would get better. It did not. This movie makes me want to become an alcoholic.

  • IamBluu7

    3 months ago

    That was painful to watch. 

  • faffy_gunkhouse FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    So watched this when it first came out and I'm going to give a another try. It can't be as bad the second time through right? 


    Edit: Thank you Michael, your constant yelling at this movie has stop me from ending my life after watching it. It is just as bad the second time around. Now I'm going to go watch Fathers Day and play the Witcher 3 so that i can just forget. 

  • th3fallen0ne FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    My uh... My brain hurts so much right now. I just... *Brain gives up and dies.*

  • irishezio17 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    lmao That was definitely the most painful film to watch on Theater Mode so far, can only imagine how Geoff, Jack, and Michael were feeling

    • GrimmSabretooth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      They at least could drown their sorrows in alcohol. No such luck for me...

  • Marhunter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold pyro-enthusiast

    4 months ago

    i remember watching this movie once... waking up the next day and finding that my brain had purged all information about it other than "worst movie ever" ... why i thought "maybe it wasn't THAT bad" and watched it again i will never know. I regret everything.

  • Trunks4454 Trunks4454

    4 months ago

    My picture is how i feel about this movie >.>

  • RobotFolkSinger

    4 months ago

    I feel like someone could write their dissertation breaking down why this movie is wrong on a fundamental level.

  • BatBreaker007 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    How is the mention of Thankskilling 2 in Thanksilling 3 NOT a fourth wall break Michael? HOW?