Episode #5: Thankskilling 3

Theater Mode: Episode #5: Thankskilling 3

Thanksgiving-day turkey is good and all, but the creative dishes made from leftovers are even better. AH is back with Thankskilling 3, the turkey tetrazzini of films. And unlike your lame Thanksgiving, this one has puppets and a rapping grandma.

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  • Typo_Knig FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Typo Knig

    14 hours ago

    I....This is very disappointing compared to Thankskilling.

    Sure, it wasn't a good movie but it was very good-bad, and i enjoyed it.This is boring.

  • NotGavinoFree FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 day ago

    Thank God we didn't let Hilary win. This could've been our America.

  • Keagas87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 days ago

    pretty sure i blacked out halfway through that

  • nehpets487 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 days ago

    There's still an hour and 20 minutes left. Please fucking kill me.

  • JavaTheHutt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 days ago

    Watching this was so upsetting, I actually starting crying in insane misery when the grandma appeared.

  • gabbybob FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    I stayed up late to watch this because I really enjoyed ep. 4.  Why did I do that.

    I think my brain leaked out my nose a little bit.

  • AlexDnThorn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    this is the most cancerous thing ever created

  • Arlakk98 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    I am dead.

  • RubeKopf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    I watched it all... I didn't drink and I feel sick and dizzy now. 

  • Mrwhoever264 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    After watching this I feel like I can get through most things 

  • rayquaza000 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    i have 52 minutes left of this movie and i want to fucking kill myself 

  • k80 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    I feel like reality has broken down entirely and I am no longer attached to the mortal plane, but instead forced to suffer in a reality where this monstrosity exists and is something that I willingly suffered through. What the FUCK. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

  • TheWofingDoge FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    I'm glad that there's other people to suffer through this with me.

  • amundas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    Watching this and watching you guys watch this made it feel like being in some sort of test to push us until we break. Kind of like the test in Community where everyone is sitting in a room waiting to be "almost done" the test and the break one by one except abed. Michael broke.

  • SpaceJellyBeans FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    I got an hour through, admittedly with some skipping, but I couldn't carry on. Props to anyone who actually watched it all 

  • Boomking33 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    i got 53 minutes in.. i just cant... i cant do this anymore... my brain cells are literally fighting each other for the right to die first. 

  • GrimmSabretooth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I cannot watch this ever again. I kept thinking it would get better. It did not. This movie makes me want to become an alcoholic.

  • IamBluu7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    That was painful to watch. 

  • faffy_gunkhouse FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    So watched this when it first came out and I'm going to give a another try. It can't be as bad the second time through right? 


    Edit: Thank you Michael, your constant yelling at this movie has stop me from ending my life after watching it. It is just as bad the second time around. Now I'm going to go watch Fathers Day and play the Witcher 3 so that i can just forget. 

  • th3fallen0ne FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    My uh... My brain hurts so much right now. I just... *Brain gives up and dies.*

  • irishezio17 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    lmao That was definitely the most painful film to watch on Theater Mode so far, can only imagine how Geoff, Jack, and Michael were feeling

    • GrimmSabretooth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      They at least could drown their sorrows in alcohol. No such luck for me...

  • Marhunter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    i remember watching this movie once... waking up the next day and finding that my brain had purged all information about it other than "worst movie ever" ... why i thought "maybe it wasn't THAT bad" and watched it again i will never know. I regret everything.

  • Trunks4454 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Trunks4454

    1 month ago

    My picture is how i feel about this movie >.>

  • RobotFolkSinger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I feel like someone could write their dissertation breaking down why this movie is wrong on a fundamental level.

  • BatBreaker007 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    How is the mention of Thankskilling 2 in Thanksilling 3 NOT a fourth wall break Michael? HOW?

  • SteadyEddieNewk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I can't finish this, it's to bad of a movie, I feel bad, but I'm going to have aneurysm  if I keep watching.

  • AngelValdivia FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    you know, Michael was incredibly happy when Geoff said there was a sequel to ThanksKilling. Here we are

  • LazarouDave FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Can't afford Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Best part was at 1:34:28 - thank me later

  • Aiden985 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    ............................Just.....why 

  • Assfuzz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Fucking Merloo

  • ForgiLaGeord

    2 months ago

    I watched the string cheese ad so many times to catch all their reactions, by the end of it I was just about kakking my pants.

  • coozney FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I don't know what to say. It's like they somehow made a movie that perfectly recreates the feeling of downward spiral into depression. When you don't think it could get any worse it just does.

  • El_Salsa_Rey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    "We paid money for this." That statement of sheer regret was one of the three that echoed in my mind for the rest of the video. The other was "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here" and "These people have not any hope of death." The last statement is, of course, applied to all who watch this movie, including Geoff, Jack, and Michael. There are some movies that can only be tolerated with either an MST-like group or far more alcohol than should ever be offered to someone, or both. This was not one of those movies. There exists nothing in this world that makes it okay to suffer through that movie. And yet, we have done just that.

  • IdeanM FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Yo-yo Addict

    2 months ago

    "I've had divorces that were easier than this movie."


    Put that on the box.

  • TheFabledCashew FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Someone was definitely going "chckachckachcka" when the worm was moving along at 1:11:30

  • adeadphish FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    So...Geoff sounds like he has already had the life sucked out of him before this shit show begins. also does anyone else think the opening looked like a shitty version of Fall Out Boys video for Light em up?

  • The_Jaded_Dragon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    New drinking game. Every time the "actors" say something stupid, take a shot


  • miss_kitty_21 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I should have gone to Be

    2 months ago

    Is this movie supposed to be a joke or did they fuck it up that bad?

  • Bretticus

    2 months ago

    I swear to god, this movie makes 3 minutes feel like 30.

  • darkageis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    What the hell did I just watch? I managed that sober as well. 

  • Stutz3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I cant do this....16 minutes in and I'm tapping out. God bless Michael, Geoff, and Jack for powering through this.

  • LUFCBailey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I like how Michael laughs at Geoff having his head in his hands at the beginning, and 15 minutes in, Michael has also lost his mind at how bad this film is

  • MalignantDwarf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I can't believe I actually came back to finish this movie.... what's wrong with me? I just had to know how it ended, no matter if I understand it  or not

  • Caseyrowland FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I keep binge watching this...

    Why am I doing this to myself?

  • dalec2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I watched. The whole. Fucking movie.

    Fucking kill me.

  • UItraVioIet FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ultra Violet

    3 months ago

    [17:00] I think Michael is having a breakdown

  • Pyro_Ghost FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ceoltóir

    3 months ago

    This movie might have been terrible, but it's still better than Future World.

  • Damien.Murasame

    3 months ago

    I don't know why you guys are so against this movie, it's fucking hilarious XD It's definitely a movie you need to be high when you watch.

  • Seglarn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    God damn. I can't believe I managed to sit through that one. Michael explaining how he couldn't contain his rage sums it up pretty well...


    Someone please tell me this is as bad as they come!

    • RyanMcCalla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Nope watch future world it's worse

  • KMS-darkstump

    3 months ago

    This feels so long