Episode #5: Thankskilling 3

Theater Mode: Episode #5: Thankskilling 3

Thanksgiving-day turkey is good and all, but the creative dishes made from leftovers are even better. AH is back with Thankskilling 3, the turkey tetrazzini of films. And unlike your lame Thanksgiving, this one has puppets and a rapping grandma.

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  • moonlightroses FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 hours ago

    I can't believe I finished this fucking movie. I've never wanted to die more than I do now.

  • 13blackcrows FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 hours ago

    I honestly don't know what I hate more: this movie or my myself for watching it. 

  • Amardneron FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Anyone else watch this mutiple times just to feel the pain.

  • Mezxv FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    This movie can not possibly be any worse. I mean.... wow. The first movie was a masterpiece in comparison. Yeesh.

    • tetyth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 days ago

      yeah fuck its terrible

  • maxmatt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Maxmatt

    1 week ago

    0:02:57 anyone else notice the sound effect taken straight from starfox 64.

  • MikaJo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TheBabyEeevee

    1 week ago

    So many times I wanted to fast-forward this, but no I didn't because if they were gonna sit through it all, I will too...but my god, I need a drink...a whole bottle...what is life?

    • Kristian.Gal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 days ago

      ....baby don´t hurt me, don´t hurt me! No more!

  • GlitterCrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I had to quit. I feared for my life. 

  • theHeronda1e FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I never wanted to die so much than when i was watching this, jesus Christ

  • Freelancer_Connie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    At first I was, 'I don't even drink, and I want all the alcohol to help me forget this shit.' Then when Jack said, "That's a visually impressive shot, and that frustrates me." I fucking died!

    I had to hit pause, go for a walk, find my center (and my breath), and come back to my computer to finish this shit-show. I still want all the alcohol, but Jack fucking made it bearable at the end.
    Also Michael's existential crisis about 3/4 of the way through was worth it.

  • JonathanDrur FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    I regret doing shots with them with this movie....... I am now drunk out of my mind. Probably a good thing considering how crap the movie was.....

  • zuriism FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold im gay

    4 weeks ago

    this movie made my favorite cake taste like cardboard

    the cake is made from scratch

  • Awsmnss101 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 96% Jesus

    1 month ago

    I really, REALLY, wanted to watch this through. I really did. I've never drunk alcohol in my life, but this movie wants me to take up heavy alcoholism in hopes I'll forget ever seeing this.

  • drfreshey

    1 month ago

    10 minutes in and... I have never been more disinterested or annoyed by a movie.  I feel personally offended, to be completely honest.

  • shunon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    even drunk i couldnt stand this shit

  • cam.comstock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I have an hour left in this godforsaken video and I desperately need to not be sober right now I think I'm entering the afterlife

  • gallopingpukeko FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    It says a lot about these AH lads that people will suffer through this with them.

  • heroiclord FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    This movie is the god  damn godfather 2 when compared to future world.

  • redlightkayla1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I am 22 years old and I don't drink but this movie made me wish I did. I did laugh really hard when Michael did the joke about San Francisco though. That was very funny.

  • cat0449

    2 months ago

    The post credit scene was fucking worth it!

  • ABright FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    this makes me miss thankskilling


  • svssvrrare FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    oh god theres still 15 minutes left I want to die

    • Not_a_number FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      That's impressive, I got to 15min and I was preparing a noose.

  • RiotersRage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I just paused it when rapping granny ate the chainsaw dick… fuck I still have forty minutes? I need vodka…

  • PDAF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Holy shit.. I paid 36$ for a year membership so I can watch theatermode. Why did I even do this

    • Jokse FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      It only gets better from here.

  • ST3RL0 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I regret watching this sober

    • Kennyisred FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Yung K

      2 weeks ago

      I regret watching this at all

    • 49erMatt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      I regret knowing that this movie exists.

    • josh327 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 days ago

      I regret

  • JadeLinn95 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    How could this be the worst movie they've watched so far? They have so many more episodes! I desperately hope this is as bad as it gets because this... This was awful. I feel so bad for Michael, Geoff, and Jack

  • NickSnyder

    3 months ago

    I feel personally offended by this movie. 


    It's like they were intentionally making a bad movie for the sake of being bad, but it's not even a "funny" bad. It's more like a "just end my life already" bad.

  • MrNO_Name

    3 months ago

    I..... Just..... The grandma was one of the most disturbing looking things.... This. Fucking. Movie.

  • Tuckermeister FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Jesus. Fucking. Christ. 

    I'm going to go give myself liver disease now.

  • CryoW0lf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    This is the origin story of Geoff's sabbatical...

  • Neshia91613 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    this just makes you wanna leave your house and drink for days

  • larmoth larmoth

    4 months ago

    I repeatedly got nude while watching this just to give myself a reason to drink through it.

  • Dormouse83 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Welcome to 47 minutes in...help

  • Negablu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    23 minutes in, I wouldn't mind that revolver right about now.

  • Gepardo

    4 months ago

    Five minutes into the movie, i realize i lacked the amount of alcohol needed to watch this in it's entirety.

  • KidGonzo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold the worst™

    4 months ago

    At the time, we thought it was the worst thing we'd seen. A year later, I return to this episode for comfort after things like Future World and 3:33 AM. This is a romp in comparison. Also, Jack's prediction about the presidency basically came true.

  • OMG_Laserguns FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I can't believe I made it the whole way through this without alcohol. Someone spent $112,000 on this?

  • DavidJankosk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    which ep of off topic aired after this?

  • AL3GITJake FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I just... I figured it was bad but... 

  • Vuohi

    4 months ago

    I don't...
    what?

  • tenderlauryn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold tenderlauryn

    4 months ago

    christ. i must have checked how much time was left in the movie every fucking five minutes. how- HOW did this get funded holy shit

  • Mr_da_Bum FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    tits in space and puppet brains. What the fuck else do you want.




    I take it back i take it all back 

  • polelot

    4 months ago

    im at the disco fight scene atm... HOW IS THERE STILL 37 MINUTES?!?!

    • polelot

      4 months ago

      im at the worm death, how is there 20 more mins?!

  • Typo_Knig Typo Knig

    4 months ago

    I....This is very disappointing compared to Thankskilling.

    Sure, it wasn't a good movie but it was very good-bad, and i enjoyed it.This is boring.

  • NotGavinoFree FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Thank God we didn't let Hilary win. This could've been our America.

  • Keagas

    4 months ago

    pretty sure i blacked out halfway through that

  • nehpets487 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    There's still an hour and 20 minutes left. Please fucking kill me.

  • JavaTheHutt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Watching this was so upsetting, I actually starting crying in insane misery when the grandma appeared.

  • gabbybob FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I stayed up late to watch this because I really enjoyed ep. 4.  Why did I do that.

    I think my brain leaked out my nose a little bit.

  • AlexDnThorn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    this is the most cancerous thing ever created

  • Arlakk98

    4 months ago

    I am dead.