Episode #4: Apocalypse Kiss

Theater Mode: Episode #4: Apocalypse Kiss

This film has it all: butts, childbirth, fucked up Yoda, a Sears model, and more. Join AH in watching Apocalypse Kiss. We promise it won’t make you question your life decisions.

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  • CaptainAmazing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 day ago

    How in the bloody hell did they get Albert Wesker for this movie? Clearly he thought this movie would be better.

  • irishezio17 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    When I saw Steve Blum's name in the opening credits, I thought there was no way he was in this.


    Then that scene happened and I saw him and heard his voice, and I thought, "Oh dear why?"

  • AurayaFrost FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    i like that michaels rvb shirt has grif as the selected character because geoff is his favourite (i know im reading into it too much, let me laugh :P)

  • Mattlikethepaint FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    So do like all Americans use teeth whitening strips?

    • ziggirawk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      *cough* Richard Hammond

  • NathanielTF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    You know in a better movie then this he would make a great killer

  • MalignantDwarf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    So this movie is basically if "Heavy Metal" and "Sin City" had a baby, then threw the baby out a window of a moving car, and it was edited by a 12 year old. 

  • dalec2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I love drunk Michael, but he's got to learn when to shut the fuck up

    • Fishpit FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Some dude.

      1 month ago

      If you're here to watch the movie, you're gonna have a bad time.

  • pizzagrenade FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PizzaGrenade

    3 months ago

    That crack stick is a Smooth Vape Pen. You can pick them up at any smoke shop for 10 bucks.

    • Mattlikethepaint FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      We get it, you vape

  • Uner1996 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    During the talking scene in the beginning I thought to myself "If there is a movie where you see cock and balls, it would be this one" Wasn't let down.

    • KizzyKate FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      I was not prepared for it to be so early in the movie...

  • BronwynAlayn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    what the actual fuck is happening in this movie. i cannot for the life of me follow this plot.

    • Mattlikethepaint FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      I thought it was because I wasn't really watching it it was just on in the background but I can normally follow okay so I'm glad to know it's not just me :') All I got was detective has dead wife creepy butt guy killed her but I don't know what the not-mute-not-Russian goth was doing I don't think I even remember her friend dying

  • Cerberusx32

    4 months ago

    Cannot for the life of me understand why, Steve Blum is in this horrible movie.

  • Teamdye5 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    R.I.P. TITS

  • MOlinger2726 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Its incredible how much worse an actor the goth girl became once she started talking

  • xDarkened FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Ceres is a real dwarf planet in the asteroid belt

  • FilthyCasual94 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    This movie was basically just as pointless as Knowing. Only difference was tits and a fairly interesting plot up until the world ended. 

  • LazarouDave FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Can't afford Double Gold

    5 months ago

    If there wasn't that screencap before the credits noting who Steve Blum was, i would've pointed it out - but if you'd listened to that scene closely enough you'd be able to tell (Especially if you'd played Bulletstorm or CoD Zombies anyway, his voice is pretty distinctive after all)

    Also, yes that is the same Steve Blum that was in Cowboy Bebop.

  • unintelligib FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Ceres is not a planet - Jeremy, 2016.

    Uh huh.

    • Mattlikethepaint FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Yeah it's like Pluto!

  • rowenaroses FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    "You can get shot in the head and survive." 

    -Fallout: New Vegas (2010)

  • ArrTeaJack

    6 months ago

    So like... me and a friend are drinking along with this but trying to stick to the original rules, so shots where appropriate, but all we have is moonshine so now we're about 5 shots in and I'm already dreading the next hour.

  • JnAkers FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I might actually seek out this movie to watch without commentary, thought it was pretty ok until the end

    • Mattlikethepaint FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Are you able to explain the plot to me?

  • snew2000 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Was I the only one to notice Spike Spiegel's voice actor doing a shitty Spike Spiegel impression/refrence?

  • THEDARKNES5

    6 months ago

    i got the alex joke.


  • Ms_Wibblington FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    This feels like it was originally going to be the porn version of Bladerunner but then someone decided to turn it into a "real" movie...

  • Sangjester FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold InSeRtBrAiN

    6 months ago

    Okay am I the only person that was waiting for a cameo from Max headroom or a reference? lol........am i the only person here that knows that one?

  • Sangjester FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold InSeRtBrAiN

    6 months ago

    HOLY FUCK! DUDE FROM THE HILLS HAVE EYES!!!!!

  • Sangjester FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold InSeRtBrAiN

    6 months ago

    I love the fact that when you watch most "futuristic" flicks, high budget, low budget, they always still have fucking styrafoam cups lol.

    OMG WTF IS THAT SPINNING LIGHT ON THE SIDE? hey it's a bluelight special bitches!

  • CautiousGamer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I don't mean to be THAT girl, but Michael is such a babe. A drunken, cheeky little babe.

  • Andulin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I actually kind of like this movie despite the low budget and bad acting. The crime thriller plot was interesting, the characters were mostly well written, the nihilistic ending was interesting, and I loved every scene-chewing second the serial killer was on screen.

  • ThisWordHere FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rain Watcher

    6 months ago

    This movie was a wild ride from start to end. Not a great one, but a wild one.

  • Zyemeth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dr. Bamboozle

    6 months ago

    Ive been doing wine shots...Not even halfway in yet and i dont like where this is going.

  • JackBriar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    The guy who looks like Wesker actually is Wesker. He's also in ME3 and lots of other shit. And then this shit.

  • Darthmarshie

    6 months ago

    Jack was right, that was the guy from Weird Science. His name is Michael Berryman.

  • Darthmarshie

    6 months ago

    Nobody noticed that planet heading towards Earth, huh? Pretty sure I'd notice that THERE WAS A PLANET IN THE FREAKING SKY!.

    • AstroMoth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold AstroMoth

      6 months ago

      Pollution maybe? All the smog maybe blocked it out? I'm sure they could pull a social commentary somewhere.

  • ColumbiaSkies FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    The most unexpected thing in this movie is that the sign language sentence structure was actually right??

  • Arizona_Joe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    When you film the LA Noire movie but decide to change it to the Mass Effect movie at the end...

  • Northdragon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I always like to imagine there's an alternate universe where every movie is made amazing. But this was a fever dream that would never be made in that universe.

  • HeyLookJoey Joey Castle

    6 months ago

    I have no idea what just happened.

  • LeonardMenser FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    What the literal fuck did i just watch?

  • DrknssRules1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Does anyone else have no idea what the fuck happened in that movie? Like at all?

    • battleofla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      We all lost a little bit of our lives. That's what fucking happened.

  • JBro97 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    "Fuck you and your clean teeth"

  • JordaaNPopee Keep moving forward

    7 months ago

    crying at 7:00 haha killing me

  • JordaaNPopee Keep moving forward

    7 months ago

    wow they're doing this way early!

  • daneonwayne FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Can we talk about the fact that the main villain looks, acts and sounds like a Jason Sudeikis character???

  • daneonwayne FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    The woman at 29:39 is actually River Song.

  • AmadoMayday FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The cream of the crop

    7 months ago

    Some people just have bad teeth. Don't be jerks

  • AstroMoth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold AstroMoth

    7 months ago

    *spoilers*



    Gotta agree with Michael. If they all die at the end, what the hell was the point of the story?

    • Blackheart91 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      You could make the argument that it's more about the journey than the destination. Hell, you and I are both gonna die at the ends of our stories, so what's the point there?

    • AstroMoth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold AstroMoth

      7 months ago

      And while yeah, at the end, we all die, and there are plenty of movies where everyone dies, that trope has been around since the end of time, but in those movies, there are people that are actually alive to learn from what happened. In this it's just president guy and his assistant that we never knew about or cared about (not that I gave a crap about most of the people in the story, although a single tear was shed for Stanley Tucci bar guy.

  • Anubis_DG

    7 months ago

    They're drinking Kentucky Deluxe. That is some low budget whiskey right there, i say as i also drink Kentucky Deluxe and watch this movie.

  • AH_wannabeeAsh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I chose the worst episode to drink along with them lol

  • SuperShouden

    7 months ago

    What? D.C. Douglas is the voice of Legion in Mass Effect and Albert Wesker in Resident Evil Revelations 2. And yes, that was the real Steve Blum...There's all the budget for this movie: them and Tom Atkins.

    • Nathan_Milanich FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      Seriously... I think they might have kidnapped by Christian Grillo...

  • KKat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    YOU LIED TO ME!!! I do question my life's decision.