Episode #4: Apocalypse Kiss

Theater Mode: Episode #4: Apocalypse Kiss

This film has it all: butts, childbirth, fucked up Yoda, a Sears model, and more. Join AH in watching Apocalypse Kiss. We promise it won’t make you question your life decisions.

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  • Pek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    I'm shocked Michael didn't recognize Steve Blum's face, and I'm offended he didn't recognize his voice, lol.

  • Snazzy-Trousers FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    06 drinks in this one

  • DaisyMeRolling FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I think it's Michael who said the serial killer dude looks like Al Wesker? Anyways, I looked the blond dude up and he actually is the voice of him. Small world. 

  • KoumeMakina Makina

    1 month ago

    What was the [pint of the serial killer story if that's how they chose to end the movie?

  • Mufasa7295 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    This is the first Theater Mode where I was actually interested in the plot of the movie

  • pixylowl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold pixylowl

    2 months ago

    until theatre mode i didnt know i had such a kink for lesbians in shitty thrillers

  • jasbir FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    45 minutes in and I still have no idea what the fuck this movie is about. At least with some of the others you have some idea of what the hell is happening.

    Commentary is 10/10 as always, though  information_desk_person

  • maxmatt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Maxmatt

    2 months ago

    (spoiler warning... Just on the rare off-chance anyone actually cares about the plot that this movie barely has) 


    Why does that fake deaf/mute, fake Russian chick look familiar? I'm sure I've seen her somewhere before.

    • pixylowl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold pixylowl

      2 months ago

      all emo white chicks with nose rings and black hair look the same. but heres her imdb page 

      http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3230686/

  • Kaz0881 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

  • scorcher117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    you know, i actually quite liked the movie, it's a shame they talked over so much of the story and characterization.

  • MegOfHouseRT FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    No joke I sneezed at the exact same time as Jack and for half a second thought Michael had said "Bless you." to me

  • TheGreyishOne FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Papa Knoth? Is that you?

  • Not_a_number FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    it's funny that Michael said he had "Albert Wesker" hair, when he voiced him in Resident Evil 5.

  • BardzBeast FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Cirus is a real planet (not sure I spelt it right) but it lies in the asteroid belt. Its too small to technically be called a planet but it is very large still, large enough to be spherical

  • ragusa33 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Goose Master

    4 months ago

    I think that city is Philly!

  • OtherwiseSix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    This movie hurts me.


  • wrayner1

    5 months ago

    I have endless love for whichever editor took time out of their day to actually swap the swastika for the Funhaus logo 

  • KJAB42 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    The moon would have been thrown out of orbit so they would not have survived too long even if it did not get hit by the other planet.

  • Gamin_free FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold A doctor of trumpets

    6 months ago

    Hahaha, love that for the "hi-tech" monitor in the detectives office, they moved the actual, 90's-era monitor to a desk in the same room, and it was clearly visible in 2 shots. 

  • CayPlays98

    6 months ago

    I LOVE theater mode but damn this movie made it feel like forever!

  • ScumbagJedi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I got a membership because of Theater Mode and I'm so happy that I did

  • Huskermania

    6 months ago

    I kept thinking, the jokes on The President. That's The Traveller making his grand appearance.

  • jcorbo90 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

  • CaptainAmazing

    6 months ago

    How in the bloody hell did they get Albert Wesker for this movie? Clearly he thought this movie would be better.

  • irishezio17 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    When I saw Steve Blum's name in the opening credits, I thought there was no way he was in this.


    Then that scene happened and I saw him and heard his voice, and I thought, "Oh dear why?"

  • aurayafrost

    8 months ago

    i like that michaels rvb shirt has grif as the selected character because geoff is his favourite (i know im reading into it too much, let me laugh :P)

  • Mattlikethepaint FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    So do like all Americans use teeth whitening strips?

    • ziggirawk

      7 months ago

      *cough* Richard Hammond

  • NathanielTF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    You know in a better movie then this he would make a great killer

  • MalignantDwarf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    So this movie is basically if "Heavy Metal" and "Sin City" had a baby, then threw the baby out a window of a moving car, and it was edited by a 12 year old. 

  • dalec2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    I love drunk Michael, but he's got to learn when to shut the fuck up

    • Fishpit FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Some dude.

      8 months ago

      If you're here to watch the movie, you're gonna have a bad time.

  • pizzagrenade FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PizzaGrenade

    10 months ago

    That crack stick is a Smooth Vape Pen. You can pick them up at any smoke shop for 10 bucks.

    • Mattlikethepaint FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      We get it, you vape

  • Uner1996

    10 months ago

    During the talking scene in the beginning I thought to myself "If there is a movie where you see cock and balls, it would be this one" Wasn't let down.

    • KizzyKate FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      I was not prepared for it to be so early in the movie...

    • maxmatt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Maxmatt

      2 months ago

      How do you use the spoiler thing? I click on it and nothing happens.   


       #edit# Never mind I've figured it out.. You highlight your spoiler then click the thing.

  • BronwynAlayn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    what the actual fuck is happening in this movie. i cannot for the life of me follow this plot.

    • Mattlikethepaint FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      I thought it was because I wasn't really watching it it was just on in the background but I can normally follow okay so I'm glad to know it's not just me :') All I got was detective has dead wife creepy butt guy killed her but I don't know what the not-mute-not-Russian goth was doing I don't think I even remember her friend dying

  • Cerberusx32

    11 months ago

    Cannot for the life of me understand why, Steve Blum is in this horrible movie.

  • Teamdye5

    11 months ago

    R.I.P. TITS

  • MOlinger2726 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Its incredible how much worse an actor the goth girl became once she started talking

  • xDarkened FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Ceres is a real dwarf planet in the asteroid belt

  • FilthyCasual94 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This movie was basically just as pointless as Knowing. Only difference was tits and a fairly interesting plot up until the world ended. 

  • LazarouDave FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Can't afford Double Gold

    1 year ago

    If there wasn't that screencap before the credits noting who Steve Blum was, i would've pointed it out - but if you'd listened to that scene closely enough you'd be able to tell (Especially if you'd played Bulletstorm or CoD Zombies anyway, his voice is pretty distinctive after all)

    Also, yes that is the same Steve Blum that was in Cowboy Bebop.

  • unintelligib FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Ceres is not a planet - Jeremy, 2016.

    Uh huh.

    • Mattlikethepaint FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      Yeah it's like Pluto!

  • rowenaroses FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    "You can get shot in the head and survive." 

    -Fallout: New Vegas (2010)

  • ArrTeaJack

    1 year ago

    So like... me and a friend are drinking along with this but trying to stick to the original rules, so shots where appropriate, but all we have is moonshine so now we're about 5 shots in and I'm already dreading the next hour.

  • JnAkers

    1 year ago

    I might actually seek out this movie to watch without commentary, thought it was pretty ok until the end

    • Mattlikethepaint FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      Are you able to explain the plot to me?

  • snew2000 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Was I the only one to notice Spike Spiegel's voice actor doing a shitty Spike Spiegel impression/refrence?

  • THEDARKNES5 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    i got the alex joke.


  • Ms_Wibblington FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This feels like it was originally going to be the porn version of Bladerunner but then someone decided to turn it into a "real" movie...

  • Sangjester FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DarkRelic

    1 year ago

    Okay am I the only person that was waiting for a cameo from Max headroom or a reference? lol........am i the only person here that knows that one?

  • Sangjester FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DarkRelic

    1 year ago

    HOLY FUCK! DUDE FROM THE HILLS HAVE EYES!!!!!

  • Sangjester FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DarkRelic

    1 year ago

    I love the fact that when you watch most "futuristic" flicks, high budget, low budget, they always still have fucking styrafoam cups lol.

    OMG WTF IS THAT SPINNING LIGHT ON THE SIDE? hey it's a bluelight special bitches!

  • CautiousGamer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I don't mean to be THAT girl, but Michael is such a babe. A drunken, cheeky little babe.