Episode #2: Slink

Theater Mode: Episode #2: Slink

Purses are great for hiding things, but you have no idea just how many horrors can lurk inside. Join AH in watching Slink, a thought-provoking, genre-defining work of staggering genius.

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  • Giraffetastic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    The most frustrating part about this movie is that the main character bought a $400 purse for her eight year old sister. SHE PLAYS WITH DOLLS. What the fuck would she do with a designer handbag?

  • TaraS FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    My name was on a tape. I'm a leather purse now. 

    • BluReay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Blu Reay

      3 weeks ago

      Good luck sleeping tonight... I mean, this film IS absolutely terrifying...

  • ThatFangirl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    *looks at the tapes* well shit my name's "Beth" that's not good

    • BluReay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Blu Reay

      3 weeks ago

      I was pretty sure I was gonna see the name Sam up there, thankfully my skin will last another day! :p

  • Mr_Mors FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    wait... is that the actress who plays julia in the magicians on scifi?

    • Mr_Mors FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 weeks ago

      it has to be... right?

    • BluReay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Blu Reay

      3 weeks ago

      It's not, no but I see the resemblance!

  • KaitoDaimon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    Did anyone else bother looking this up on IMDB? It won awards FOR BEST MAKEUP

  • Bassxhobbiest FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Tried drinking along to this movie but with vodka. I think I'm dead.

  • Col_Gob_Knobbler FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    After a while Jack just started melting into the couch.

  • Psychotic_Crow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    oh god, my name was on a tape. 

  • muscularmuppet FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    ...my name is Amber

  • TurkeybaconT FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    This would probably make a real good film on a high budget with actual actors and staff.

    • Mattlikethepaint FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      It could do with some more writing work but yeah the core plot I think was fine; it kinda reminded me of that show Hannibal

  • pizzagrenade FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PizzaGrenade

    4 months ago

    The bleeding cowboy font in the intro credits killed me... XD

  • Janteral

    4 months ago

    What happened to that girl with the pierced eyebrow in the beginning? She had one tiny scene after and then nothing for the rest of the movie haha.

    • Mattlikethepaint FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      The girl at home? 

  • caboosekill1

    4 months ago

    Totally hired porn stars. that grey couch is probably a porn scene.

  • Stealth56698 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Stealth566

    4 months ago

    The music in the tanner was so fable

  • yairbrox FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Is noone going to talk about how the sisters look like their 16, and their tits are just out and about?

    • Mattlikethepaint FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      She looks older than that

  • wardenalistair FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    the thing i am most offended about in this movie as a fucking person who has sewn before is that in the scene where the little girl is stitching literally she's just punching holes into the leather theres no thread at all

  • Juzzytv FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I found myself having to take a break from watching every 5 minutes due to the intense level of cringe acting 

  • Austriker FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Austriker

    6 months ago

    Can i have the Slink mixtape?!

  • sgthorvas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Welp following along with whiskey was a bad idea.

  • ItsMichael

    7 months ago

    I feel if you put a candle right next to that ugly lady she'll melt like wax

  • Zyemeth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dr. Bamboozle

    7 months ago

    The funny thing is that the lighting and acting is still above and beyond the first one xD

  • Geck

    7 months ago

    This music is Lit


  • Geck

    7 months ago

    I have an awkward boner please help

  • LeylahAmudyne FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    25 minutes in and Geoff, you pointed at the pussy like you never seen one before...

    • Mattlikethepaint FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      He made Millie through a sheet.

  • StitchBurner FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Brandon

    7 months ago

    Half an hour in and I still don't know what I'm even watching.


    Edit: Movie now over and I still don't know what happened. I mean seriously I'm almost tempted to look up what the ending is supposed to be cause its so hard to understand but I don't want to give it more time then it deserves.

  • HisuiCotton FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Jade

    8 months ago

    How about instead of watching a squeal you guys just watch Ballet of Blood- I had to look at what else Juila Faye West was in and found it, It looks just as fucking bad if not worst. Waaaaaay worst. and it was allegedly shot in 10 days

  • DreaYoungken98 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    that synchronized head tilt at 52:52 though hahaha

  • DrknssRules1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    Why did Aunt May have to get her good lingerie on and almost get lesbian with her "niece" before smothering her? Preference?

  • Ed_Radley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Aye Aye Cap'n

    8 months ago

    The evil plastic lady at the tanning salon reminds me of Sophie from Two Broke Girls.

  • PhirePhoenix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    This is my new favorite RT show.

  • JordaaNPopee Keep moving forward

    8 months ago

    Where do they find these awful movies??!

  • esievers3

    8 months ago

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    Tanning bed lady remind anyone of Devil May Cry?

  • RoudyBushery

    8 months ago

    shes just so................ugly

  • adeadphish FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    so, I have several questions, at what point does this go from bad horror movie to somebodies weird fetish movie? who thought "sweeny todd with purses and no singing" was a good idea and....just why does this exist?

    • FatBeard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      I'm not 100% on this, but my gut feeling says this came from an all night marathon of meth and Johnny Depp movies.

  • AstroMoth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold AstroMoth

    8 months ago

    I recognize that font! That's Bleeding Cowboy, also known as the fucking font they use for Twilight.

  • DangerHoppe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    The couch is so gross at the beginning.

  • daneonwayne FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    I really appreciate how much of creepy intellectual Ryan comes out during this and hoe both Ryan and Geoff both pose and react in the exact same way at 52:51

  • sirenite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Beta Tex

    8 months ago

    My friend and I were watching this and they decided to do sips of fireball instead of beer like I was.

    Did not end too well.

    • adeadphish FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      I feel my liver disintegrating just from reading this comment. I am so sorry for whatever you witnessed when the happened

  • Tomanista FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    The Kayla chick was actually pretty. Reminded me of Amy Acker.

  • mattlon80

    8 months ago

    the worst part about this show is its so good i want to watch it but its so bad i dont want to watch it

  • sunsingers FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Confused?

    8 months ago

    the sound every time they say "squirt" really makes this hilarious


    edit: also i just looked it up, looks like the tanistry has been closed down for a while now

  • Revanaught FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    So...I just realized a massive plothole in this movie. If Arlo, the uncle, was killed and made into a purse, then who's ashes did Kayla, the main girl, pick up at the beginning of the movie? Typically you don't just get a call from a funeral home saying "Hey, we found your uncle dead and cremated him this morning. His ashes are ready to pick up."

    • Gerginaut

      9 months ago

      They explained it at the end when they revealed that the people running the crematorium were in on the purse business. It makes sense as a way to dispose of bodies/evidence permanently and make it so families never come looking. What doesn't make sense is that a coroner would need to examine the body before it's passed to a funeral home, but hey it's a dumb fucking movie, who cares?

    • Revanaught FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      That doesn't explain it at all. As I initially questioned, whose ashes did Kayla pick up? How did Kayla's dad figure out that Arlo died? It was made quite clear that Arlo was murdered by the purse people, so we know it wasn't a family member that found him dead. As I said in my initial comment typically you don't just get a call from a funeral home saying "Hey, we found your uncle dead and cremated him this morning. His ashes are ready to pick up."

  • coyote99 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Fun fact: Wes Craven found out they put his name in this movie and just gave up on all of us.

  • Vincisomethn

    9 months ago

    Two actresses in this movie have bloodshot eyes...

  • Vincisomethn

    9 months ago

    This guy's handwriting sucks...

  • Vincisomethn

    9 months ago

    Why is that lady's eyes so bloodshot? They're bloodshot, right?

  • rogerwalker1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hey i watch things

    9 months ago

    this movie is about 15 minutes to long

  • tdhjr1993 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    why are the actors eyes so bloodshot

  • BinHong FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    9 months ago

    That hair suits Jack.

  • ReaperofHeroes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    I feel like there is some actual porn with less boobs, but better acting than this. Seriously; if you have to put boobs in a movie for people to watch it, don't make the movie.