Episode #13: Ghostkeepers

Theater Mode: Episode #13: Ghostkeepers

Join the AH crew as they follow the journey of a young podcast host with a bit of a chin problem and his ragtag crew of psychics, actors and groundskeepers of unknown regional origin as they uncover the history of perhaps the least scary haunted house in history in GHOSTKEEPERS on this week’s Theater Mode!

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  • RT_Logan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Astonishing how over an hour of movie content can still have literally nothing in it.

  • RobotFolkSinger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Great commentary, one of the worst movies so far though. It wasn't even obnoxiously bad like some of these, just literally nothing interesting happened and the handful of uninteresting things that did happen lasted 10 times longer than they needed to.

  • Remush FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I assume the groundskeeper was the bagman and blah blah that's the ending. 

  • TurkeybaconT FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Jack can never leave the remote alone.

  • silvergatomon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Just throwing this out there, since there was a lot of talking over the movie in this one, maybe if they stopped talking for 5 minutes and actually listened to what the characters were saying they might have had a better understanding of what was happening towards the end.

  • deliala919 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold fuck

    2 months ago

    aaagh why do they keep calling it a doobie what a stupid ancient name

  • dalec2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    The scene where they begin the podcast is legitimately one of the most awkward movie scenes I've ever witnessed, and I have no idea why.

  • FallenTesla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    So.... the entire plot of the movie was only about five minutes long.... but they took over an hour of time to explain it with characters that were barely and I mean barely attached to it...I....uuuuuuuuguggggggggggghhhhhhhh /blood bleeds from noise as brain implodes... 

  • bottom37 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I was gonna freak out if the guys didn't sing OutKast. Thank heavens.

  • doghrayme

    2 months ago

    good to see that Jimmy Stewart has been resurrected in this creepy asshole

  • UItraVioIet FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ultra Violet

    3 months ago

    I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that Jeremy is also wearing dark blue jeans. The guys match in this ep! XD

  • IAmTheSorge FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    This... might be worse than Thankskilling 3. I watched this over the span of a week and it was still torture so props to them for making it through this in one sitting while improving.

  • TheMattEffect FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Rewatching this episode, I still feel the need to make up a plot because I cannot work out what is supposed to be going on.

  • AstralMuffin516 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Resident RWBY Maniac

    3 months ago

    That wasn't even bad by Theater Mode standards...it was just boring as hell. Probably the most boring movie I've ever seen, in fact. 

  • lord_harpocrates FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Anthony DP Mann actually has everyone as a friend on Facebook from this movie.. I feel weird seeing that these people exist o.o

    • lord_harpocrates FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      I messaged him asking if he had seen this production using his movie and he said that they didn't license it and his production company is actually suing Roosterteeth for using it without his permission due to them being slanderous or something rofl

  • ISwearItWasAnAccident FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Movie-wise, this was my least favorite Theater Mode. Boring as dicks. But Jack, Jeremy, and Ryan is absolutely my favorite TM group. On point with the commentary, guys. Jeremy made me pause the entire thing to laugh all the time

  • MOlinger2726 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I thought MST3K would prepare me for any terrible movie, but this movie proves me wrong

  • Uousaou FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    In the opening scene, I legitimately thought that was just Ryan doing a silly voice at first and not the guy on the other end of the phone call.

  • TaylorGarrett FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Taylor G

    5 months ago

    i wonder if being drink or high would be better for watchin this shit


    • MrMeatPuppet FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      It truly does. 

  • TaylorGarrett FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Taylor G

    5 months ago

    this is thankskilling 3 bad


  • Pumpkin_Bumpkin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    So, the groundskeeper/landlord was the Bagman right?

    • Pumpkin_Bumpkin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      That's why the ghost-kid trapped him in the closet. To get his revenge. That's the plot I'm inventing for this movie just so it makes sense.

  • lovelyyecats FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I feel like while making this movie, the writers focused so much on exposition and they kept saying "Oh yeah, we'll get to the horror" and then they realized that they had an entire movie of exposition and they had run out of money, so they were just like, "Eh, fuck it. Cut and print."

  • futurecube20 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Jack's facial expression during the last three minutes really summed up the movie well.

    What a waste of everybody's time. I miss when Geoff used to watch the movies beforehand to make sure they had plot... some plot. ANY plot.

  • Vanilla_Neko FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    this movie is like listening to a dubstep song without a drop. it keeps building you think shits finally gonna go crazy, but it never does

  • user-57f106c7524fa

    5 months ago

    That candle budget is on fleek. 

  • Dragonesszena FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I think they forgot their plot when they made this, in addition to the lighting.

  • Rothkoh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rothko

    5 months ago

    The main guy even with the funny commentary almost makes this movie unwatchable. The creepy way he has his chin down and looks up at everyone just ends my immersion completely

  • MarcStroble FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Jeremy's ghost noises had me spit out drink several times from laughing!

  • TidalSoltair FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    my favourite part of this was the outkast sorry Ms Jackson spoof Jack and Ryan did for a few seconds

  • JadenSilver

    5 months ago

    Apparently sitting in a closet for like, an hour, is lethal. Nothing happened that made sense for that kid to die. 

  • Sangjester FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold InSeRtBrAiN

    5 months ago

    it's hard to type this out.... i was disappointed? 

  • Gildarts FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Guy

    5 months ago

    Well, I've put this off for too long and based on the comments I need to prepare. So I drank a couple beers, here goes nothing....

  • m0nst3rbl00d FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    This movie broke Jack.

  • BWTMacLeod FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Holy shit! I went to college (in Canada) with the medium Amber. We were in advertising but we also had courses on film production. She must have missed a few classes... 

  • Guitar-P0N3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    but i AM an audio engineer!!!

  • 3rdJohn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    This was the most unsatisfying movie I have watched ever... of all time.

  • paigella FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    This was just...what even? Ryan has been slaying the jokes on Theater Mode recently though

    • ThatBritGamer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      It's true. Ryan has been top notch.

  • Kinger1074 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    this reminds me of the old days before ray died. rip in peace

  • thebardfromspace FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Just...quit it with the close up shots. Please? We know what you look like. We need some establishing shots. I have no clue what this house even looks like on the inside.

    • MOlinger2726 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      Maybe the house is so ugly that they chose not to have any establishing shots

  • Findrel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Halfling Bard

    6 months ago

    This movie just made me angry.

  • aykimra FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    This movie was so bad, I can't imagine being able to sit through it without three other people to listen to...

  • Swordfish280 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Just started watching, had a new rule. Any time there was suppose to be a sick burn but comes off corny/mistimed/makes no sense/or just a bad attempt, you drink.

  • Iggypop66666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Never thought I'd see Jon Lovitz and Little Nicky in the same movie.

  • thatguyyousawinasda FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold MARK NUTT

    6 months ago

    i kept waiting for something ghost related to happen. an hour and a half into the movie i finally realised that nothing at all was ever going to happen in this movie.

  • Fangtorn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    That was a tedious turd. I feel bad for the friends and family who had to sit through this movie once it was made. At least I had Jack, Ryan and Jeremy to suffer through it with.

  • Sergeantcrafty FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    "theres the boy!"


    oh shit whadup

  • Toptoast FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of the Breakfast

    6 months ago

    Put your damn chin up, crazy eyes!


    I hate to admit it, but Thankskilling 3 was 10 times better than this piece of work.

  • kellibean123 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I feel like I went to high school with the girl that plays Amber, even though I know I didn't. it's like...everything about her just reminds me of high school

  • silverswords FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    The actor guy was like Billy Zane trying to play Tim Curry.

  • jhartling FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Legitimately the worst movie I've ever seen.

    • Tharage53 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      You must not have seen the other Theatre mode episodes

    • ZombieRoland27 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      Thankskilling 3. All I'm going to say

    • dalec2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      I don't think this is the worst one. Sure it's boring, but did you guys see Apocalypse Kiss? That shit was boring as dirt.

    • twl245 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold twl245

      1 month ago

      At least Apocalypse Kiss had a fat guy with a tiny dick