Episode #10: Time Barbarians

Theater Mode: Episode #10: Time Barbarians

Tits, time travel, and that guy from Mortal Kombat? Man, this movie has everything! Give the AH guys a “barbarian hello” and join them on a trek through time in this week’s movie, Time Barbarians!

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  • Guy... FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Jack with a "Black Hole Sun" reference it seems, though apparently it's "in my eyes" and not "in my life" :) (after 29:00)

  • KoumeMakina Makina

    2 months ago

    Soooo, when are we getting that sequel?

  • MillyMew FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    How did you guys stay awake...... I passed out in the first ten mins watching this,

  • pixylowl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold pixylowl

    3 months ago

    they should drink whenever theres a rape scene, or something racially offensive/homophobic happens

  • windrunner007 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Can I just say how grateful I am that they put up photos for all the 80's and 90's references Jack and Geoff make?

  • PepperG FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Do you think pissing on the guy would save her?

  • Funhouze FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Christian

    6 months ago

    Soo... who was Keendra in this movie?

  • R95wilson FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold R95wilson

    6 months ago

    Anyone else getting a Metallica - Nothing Else Matters vibe from the music in the movie?

  • JustinBurdet

    7 months ago

    I wasn't getting drunk fast enough, so I drank for Mandark too

  • Arizona_Joe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I must go to the future and save my people and my woman.


    New reporter: Hello past man.


    Nevermind. There's future puss to be had.

  • Hose_Roller FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    As someone who has operated one of those boom box cameras I can attest that yes indeed those guys are dead

  • BeholdMeat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    This is a terrible Volkor movie. Not nearly enough crushin' puss.

  • LiuKangpie94

    9 months ago

    not good for the drinking game

  • maxmatt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Maxmatt

    10 months ago

    Please make Theater Mode Live Available.

  • s04r1ngh4wk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Anyone else notice the Legend of Zelda sound effect as he pulled the sword outta the rock? lol

    • LukeHallett FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hawkguy

      8 months ago

      You mean the one that was added by the editor? No. Not at all.

  • gilleban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I should have known...I know Conn MacLir and Tony Swatton...a movie this bad HAD to include their work...

    • gilleban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      And incidentally, for coming out a year sooner a ridiculously similar plot would be recycled for Beastmaster 2...but that had almost no boobs.

  • sacutiepie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    Tunnel Snakes at 51:30 ish?

  • MalignantDwarf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    I didn't want to read through all the comments, but has anybody pointed out that this movie is like the Beastmaster 2 with serious budget issues?

  • DyaRhia FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    When Jack says "IN MY LIFE" i couldn't remember the song its from and its driving me nuts. Does anyone remember the name of it? It's 29:04 in

    • Poisonera FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      The way he said it reminded me of Foreigner's "I want to know what love is", but I could be wrong

  • IAmTheSorge FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    WHY ARE THE BARBARIANS SPEAKING SHAKESPEAREAN ENGLISH? THIS ANNOYS ME SO MUCH

    • mattlopez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Because it's obviously how thine people spoke in ye olden world

  • shadowrain22 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    2/3 of the way through the movie and gotta say, it's just a much shittier Thor.  Guy gets yelled at for fucking up and sent to Earth, finds random girl, they fall in love instantly for no reason.  Except Thor actually had cool action/visuals and told an interesting story (just not a good love story), while this...has none of that.

  • Pancakeninja27 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ashica Cosplays

    1 year ago

    i force my self to watch every theater mode with out stoping to torture my self <3 this was real torture

    • KingTea FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      I swear it took me three attempts to get through this one. But I did it!

  • WrongWayKid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Fucking dicks, it took me 4 days but I finally finished watching this video. The movie is just so bad >_<

    • KingTea FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      I hear yea man, I hear yea

  • MadDogDelpho FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Doran kinda looks like late 80's James Hetfield

  • Darthmarshie

    1 year ago

    It's interesting to see how "beauty standards" for men in film changed between then and now. It used to be that super-buff, bodybuilder type guys (like barbarian guy) were the epitome of good looking whereas these days the standard seems to be more towards lean and muscular, but not huge - just really cut. It's like there was an overnight change somewhere between 1985 and 2000 where everyone decided that it just wasn't attractive to be that bulky.

    • Nomenvenator FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      "Beauty standards" are always in constant flux, but I'd say in this particular case it comes down to this: the "Body-Builder/Conan" body type was not meant to be sexual fantasy for women but for men, basically "This is what you want to be" and nowadays people acknowledge that women generally find more lean-muscular men to be more attractive than the brick-shit-house look.


      That being said there will always be some women (and men) who prefer the body-builder type, but this isn't generally the case. Everyone's attractive to someone, so in the end... eh. 

  • Twiggenstein FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Official twig

    1 year ago

    Oh my god, Thankskilling 3 managed to be pushed into the spot of my 2nd most hated movie of all time.

  • Adjory FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Holy fuck, Doran has to be one of the most incompetent action movie heroes ever.

  • ManTramp

    1 year ago

    OMG Jack just won't stfu in this video, it's so annoying. he's like jeremy is in every video

    • Juzzytv

      1 year ago

      Yeah, It's not like it's THEIR JOB to talk and entertain throughout videos. I totally agree....noob hahahahahah

    • aliascassandra FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      I though Jack was the best thing about this video. That entire "I stabbed my foot" bit was hysterical.

  • GandalfGirl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    "Oh don't tell me, you're from some Nordic country, and you're here to catch some criminal and take him back?" Bitch what do you think people from the north are like? Fucking hilarious.

  • DanielAusti1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I swear, my aunt has like, a dozen books with this guy on the cover or something.

  • Dragonesszena FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Jack and Geoff tend to sit the same way every time they're on the show together, I'm noticing.

  • TurnerBurn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Funnier in editing.

    1 year ago

    His name was Deron? His fucking name was Deron!?

  • SaryonPlays FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Was he going 80 miles an hour at the end? 

  • TurnerBurn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Funnier in editing.

    1 year ago

    I'm only 4 minutes in but I think I've seen this movie.

  • ArrTeaJack

    1 year ago

    "I'll bite it off, you'll hate that". Yeah wait until episode 16.

  • Shadster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    These are the perfect kind of movies for theatre mode, shit enough that there's jokes to be made about it, but no so shit its painful to watch even with AH

  • Sangjester FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DarkRelic

    1 year ago

    Kinda wish Geoff didn't watch them before hand. I like the idea of three people being subjected to the movies, without knowing whats going on in it. 

  • beastdude FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rock god in training

    1 year ago

    "Your swords match your manhood" best line ever.

  • Pfootball7174 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    how did no one think the blond thug looked like Jonah hill

    • Shadster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I'm more concerned no one made the connection to Bowser from the Super mario Bros movie

  • daneonwayne FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    The cameraguy at around 1:31:00 looks like he was posing for a GTA load screen card.

  • CKBryant FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This is the best movie they've played on Theater Mode, I'm in love.

  • Peanut1996 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Mandark's laugh if people wanted to hear it although michaels impression was pretty spot on:

    • zaidkm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      wow fucking memories

  • Tredyn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I take a shot when they say take a drink and some of these movies get a little hard to finish. Oh and i wish they would host live watchings of theater mode, so at least I'd have a chat to drink with!

  • agent_neil

    1 year ago

    fun nerd fact: the "eagle" you keep hearing is actually the cry of a red-tailed hawk, which has a harsh scream, compared to the somewhat wimpy - in comparison - call of a bald eagle. It's used in 95% of movies, even if the bird isn't a red-tailed hawk.

    • ClryDemigod

      1 year ago

      jeez guy, save some pussy for the rest of us

  • Darthmarshie

    1 year ago

    I feel like we need James Willems on this show at some point.

    • genericdude1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Oh absolutely. I want to see this happen.

  • MattWilson FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Oh shit, Tony Swatton (the guy who made the sword) is the guy who used to do the Man At Arms stuff on the AWE ME youtube chanel

    • gilleban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      Indeed, before it was taken over by the Stagmer brothers.  Tony used the same format when Blizzard tapped him to do the pre-Legion "Azeroth Armory" series.  Conn MacLir is still a leatherworker at the southern California Renaissance Pleasure Faire

  • KeithEire FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    1:20:16 that face :P

  • Mitchmeow310 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mitchmeow

    1 year ago

    This is literally Volkor: The Movie.

  • bringtheruckus357

    1 year ago

    HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWNNNN

    they left michael hanging

  • Dante193 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    lul how does he know how to deflect bullets with his sword? i mean never seeing a gun before wouldn't the gun fire and him getting shot be like magic to him?

    • Leijonsden

      1 year ago

      It's probably at least kind of similar to deflecting an arrow.