Chapter 2

Red vs. Blue: Chapter 2

Sarge and Grif hatch a plan to make some plans. Simmons and Doc cower in fear while Epsilon continues his roundness.

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  • GENAR FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    okay that sgt is a lot smarter than he let on

  • pwner5012

    1 year ago

    That is some elaborate training there.

  • TheKHfan358over3d

    1 year ago

    +1 to sarge having an accurate theory that absolutely makes no sense how he came to conclusions

  • The_Lesser_Known_5th_Horseman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gentleman

    2 years ago

    Simmons answered with "hi". Lopez supposedly let the radio fall into disrepair. Donut not tinkling at 17:30. [b}Mount Rainier is the BIGGEST land mass in the state of WASHINGTON?![/] Half Life 3 confirmed.

  • Kix1032

    3 years ago

    i... understood what... sarge said...

  • GrifTwoFs

    4 years ago

    Their best joke.

  • xXJustinJXx

    4 years ago

    dude simmondsd was not trying to send any kind of coded message to sarge
    its just sarges fucked up logic

  • GreyGhost9036 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Angry Beaver

    5 years ago

    Never Gets Old

  • ZebbraFries FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    Wait, Sarge doesn't want to insult Grif's intelligence? What kind of world do we live in?

  • PyrosPie

    5 years ago

    sarge's amazing logic maybe he turns out to be delta 0_o

  • JoshMilbrath

    5 years ago

    Ha, Sarge is awesome.

  • Perraith

    5 years ago

    You know for the longest time I had Sarge pegged to be an overzealous, not-too-bright, ignoramus, rude, uncaring, self-centered, belligerent, red, Commanding Officer.

    After this Episode I had to review my previous conclusions about him.

    "Doc? H- How did you know Doc was there?" - Griff

    "Please Griff, it's so obvious. I don't want to insult your intelligence by explaining every little detail." - Sarge


    That was the only part of Sarge's speech which seemed out of place. When has Sarge ever not tried to mock Griff?

  • Slick300

    5 years ago

    Holy Crap, Sarge is a genius

  • Ulysses529

    5 years ago

    Grif: Well, everything sounds alright.
    Sarge: Doc and Simmons are being held hostage by Washington and the Meta.

    I was impressed by Sarge

  • ZhongliangCh

    5 years ago

    sarge can figure out everything Simmons trying to tell him, but not Grif. That's why Sarge always want to kill Grif I guess?

  • Marbus69

    5 years ago

    I love how sarge figured it all out

  • Bradel

    5 years ago

    I understand how he knew doc was there now

  • Angry_Scot26

    5 years ago

    i realize i've been away for awhile but when did they implement ads?

  • jebwatson

    5 years ago

    Such a great sarge moment.

  • RvBAchHunter

    5 years ago

    That's some Sherlock Holmes shit right there.

  • BlueAlex75

    5 years ago

    Dang sarge is smarter than I thought.

  • LukeTP5995

    5 years ago

    Sarge may be the most intelligent person ever.

  • thebigwinner

    6 years ago

    I won't fly straight for a week. lol church

  • Kyokinouta

    6 years ago

    1833 DR william fraser tolmie went to MT RAINIER for MEDICinal plants.
    DOC the MEDIC -> WASHINGTON

  • samyluther

    6 years ago

    I KNOW HOW SARGE KNOWS HOW DOC IS THERE! If Wash and Meta were looking for info about the AI they would look into people that have had contact with the AI or the people with the AI. So they had Simmons call in the only person not away on a mission or dead that has had contact with the AI, which was Doc. They also used Donut's death as a ploy for Simmons to call in Doc. They also needed a person to analyze the Meta but it had to be specific, which is also why Doc was called in. BOOYAH BITCHES! I HAVE SARGE'S LOGIC!

  • spaboolly

    6 years ago

    Sarge knows Doc is there because they have a special connection ;)

  • Randomane

    6 years ago

    I HAVE BOUGHT EVERY RVB DVD I LOVE THIs SERIES AND TEX SHE IS EPIC :D... dont forget sarge and red team, blue is also funny. :D

  • Evilx

    6 years ago

    Well, please, do insult my intelligence Sarge. Explain to me your secret ways of knowing things.

  • Metallica122

    6 years ago

    SARGE IS A FUCKING GENIUS BECAUSE I DOUBT THAT SIMMONS WAS ACTUALLY TRYING TO SAY ALL OF THAT and wtfuck is Grif a receptionist for Red team or sumthin

  • Agent_Marsh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 years ago

    that was the best use of logic I have ever seen

  • NeroAngelo90

    6 years ago

    The biggest brainbuster is that Sarge said he DIDN'T wanna insult Grif's intelligence. O.o

  • tuckerFXcker

    6 years ago

    teeam killing fucktards!!![color=]

  • agent_york

    6 years ago

    how did he know?.... ah he uses his own logic :)
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  • AcidBlades

    6 years ago

    Sarge can be so smart sometimes...

  • Corndawg40

    6 years ago

    This season is so great good job rooster teeth!

  • surfmb70 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 years ago

    sarge is black dynamite

  • surfmb70 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 years ago

    Sarge is black dynamite

  • I_Atlas_I FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Atias I

    6 years ago

    I mean Matt' s character.

  • I_Atlas_I FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Atias I

    6 years ago

    It's amazing how Matt can figure this out. Matt must be pretty smart. First his thing in RT shorts Season 1 and now this.

  • bubbadangle

    6 years ago

    some insane fucking logic by sarge there...delta must've temporarily infected him or something

  • q_master FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 years ago

    OMG! Sarge doesn't want to insult grif!

  • lonelybk13

    6 years ago

    WOW . sarge is so epic in this episode

  • Ferndel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 years ago

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOONUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

  • Aler115

    6 years ago

    am i the only one that noticed that wash said Meta hates needles...and that's what injured him according to the trailer

  • washisabadas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 years ago

    Lawl sarge knew all of it it sucks tht doughnut is dead tho alot of ppl say hes not but he is cus i didnt see him in any funture episodes.

  • vivi4550

    6 years ago

    go sarge! AWSOME XD

  • StelfKill

    6 years ago

    girlfriend dick

  • EASTEDERD

    6 years ago

    previously on RVB: "dude, thats like not remembering your first girlfriend having a dick"

  • nibbles77

    6 years ago

    Sarges awsome in this episode!
    ;P

  • Ultima34 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 years ago

    How did Sarge's call to Red Base get to Blue Base?