Crossy Road

Rage Quit: Crossy Road

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Join Michael on his quest to get "not a pathetic piece of shit score."

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  • CRMElario

    1 month ago

    Do you need a hug?

  • Scarlatina

    11 months ago

    Didn't expect to watch Michael play the dumb game I wasted so much time with on the Beijing Subway.

  • Tomatoblast FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    11 months ago

    From "Wet paper towel" to "No luca no", Michael has finally broken. Getting philosophical up in this shiz.

  • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

    1 year ago

    I can't wait to see the YouTube comments saying Michael "sold out" or some bullshit...

    • chaos12135

      11 months ago

      It's dumb to see that he never makes videos anymore though, and then releases this because "Amazon sponsored this video".

    • NYCowboy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Guardian

      11 months ago

      He makes videos literally every day though. Just because its not a solo thing doesn't mean he's not making videos

    • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

      11 months ago

      @chaos12135 Michael's a pretty busy person though, and AH is bigger than what it was 5 years ago. He most likely doesn't have the time to record a Rage Quit a week or the strength to record several Rage Quits in a row...

    • chaos12135

      11 months ago

      @korbitr Still, he could at least done ONE a month.. how many did he make last year, like five, six?

  • JaredMal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Damnn son, you guys have amazon on your side now?!

  • Iktsuarpok FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I'm a computah

    1 year ago

    Nihilismquit.

  • f4cetious FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Existential crisis at the end. Too meIRL.

  • BurnedSpy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Amazing.  Will watch again.

  • Icky427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Icky

    1 year ago

    this reminds me of mountain goat mountain on the rift. best 99 cents ive spent in a while but quite rage-inducing.

  • SirDubbington FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Of The Red Mountains

    1 year ago

    Jeremy should head over to Dallas and be with the rest of the Try Hards over there.

  • OneBurntWitch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Hey, maybe try Let It Goat! It's something that pisses me off when I play it. Similar type of game.

  • JSTYX Punching life in the FAC

    1 year ago

    I just got off an hour long runaround with a bank for student loans. I really, REALLY needed this video to pop up after. 

  • godzylla

    1 year ago

    love a good rage quite

  • Bluotvamp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This was great.  I really enjoyed this episode.

  • BGMNK

    1 year ago

    Oh god - that intro brings back so many memories. This is what got me into RT/AH to begin with.

  • Natrone FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Did.....did Michael just have an existential crisis over a Frogger rip-off?

  • shmanel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I love that the 2nd to last attempt in the video actually comes after the 303 score if you notice at the end.  Which means he went on his whole insane rant at the end of the video, and then just kinda started playing again.


    Also, the way he was talking about Jeremy made it sound like he was sitting next to him at his desk.  I always figured Michael did these when no one else was around, but now I'm picturing the rest of AH sitting around at their desks checking e-mails and whatnot, and Michael is just at his desk having an aneurysm.

    • HoundoomMatt96

      1 year ago

      I always imagine Lil J sat next to him trying to work and slowly dying

    • genericdude1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I think for editing reasons it would have been perfect if after the "WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE!?" bit, there's a pause, and then he clicks for the last one.

  • Puggyjman107 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    please rage quit RWBY grimm eclipse

  • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

    1 year ago

    For most of the video I was thinking, "Enjoyable, but doesn't really capture the same feel as Rage Quit used to". And then the ending rant came up, and completely reversed that thought......

  • BaronDresden

    1 year ago

    I know this video is pretty much Michael raging, but it gives me a profound sense of peace for some reason. I'm glad he's still doing this one-man show.

  • GrapesHatePeople FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    1017....

    Christ, Jeremy. You have a wife you can fuck. What are ya doing, man?

  • Skyler_PP FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    this needs to be weekly again

  • IanMacIntyre FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    When Micheal started going on about the blue cars I immediately thought it sounded like something that belonged in one of the intergalactic TV episodes of Rick and Morty.

    • inryoku FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭*:・゚✧

      1 year ago

      it reminded me of game grumps when arin goes on a silly rant or makes up a story

    • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

      1 year ago

      There were parts of the video where I thought Michael sounded a lot like Rick...

  • Fiddlehorn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    The top score mid way through is 303 which he doesn't reach until the end of the video. Suspicious editing.

    • forest1wolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      its because its the amazon ad, he probably said it before stopping the recording.

  • daMoose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    What is this bullshit?! According to Science, anything that squeeks like that pony should float on water. Hacks

  • ThatBritGamer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I love it any time Michael plays this game.

    • Legit-Purpose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

      1 year ago

      I love it when it was Gavin and Michael in this game trying to hit each other. Good times.

  • Locke_n_Load FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    "Fluffy sheep, acceptable".

  • ShadowSICK66 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    RAGE QUIT SONIC UNLEASHED XBOX 360

  • Insergence

    1 year ago

    The more recent rage quits aren't as good as they used to be. I've seen them all and the ones from the most recent year or 2 kinda suck.

  • ubermuffin15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I think micheal should do a rage quit where he is trying to get the black hood in final fantasy 15 

  • TheRTV FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Round Peg in Square Hole

    1 year ago

    New AH Show, Rage Indifference 

    • daMoose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Meh.

  • yokel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Enamored By Novelty

    1 year ago

    PLAY PALS AND RAGE QUIT WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • trukilla8539 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    "they lilly-fucked me!" -Michael Jones, 2017

  • 8bitdee my views are your own

    1 year ago

    So Michael will only make Rage Quit if another company pays for it. Never mind the fans of the show who give money to RT through FIRST.

    • 2_billion_dollars... FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold No, really.

      1 year ago

      Wow, those 5 bucks must be worth a lot to you. Tell ya what, it's that big a fuckin deal, cancel your first membership and go back to youtube. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

    • inryoku FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭*:・゚✧

      1 year ago

      well then you better become double gold, or better yet, a sponsor.

    • thepsych0dog

      11 months ago

      Never talk negatively about an RT branch on their respective videos. You will get down-modded to high heck and the people telling you to cancel your membership over an opinion will get up-modded like some sort of righteous hero.


      Because that's a "smart idea", let's have someone supporting our favorite team of entertainers by paying them a monthly fee stop because of a single negative thing said about them. Yeah, real smart. 

    • 2_billion_dollars... FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold No, really.

      11 months ago

      Even less smart is paying for something you're going to complain about. And I'm willing to bet Amazon paid them more than 5 bucks to make this video. That being said, I feel like a real dumbass paying for two tickets to A Cure For Wellness (spoiler, Reptile from MK makes an appearance). So, grain of sand and all that.

  • unhappyfurball0 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold UnhappyFurball0

    1 year ago

    Michael should really play Kid Icarus for the NES.

    • Puggyjman107 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      How about RWBY: Grimm Eclipse

  • saxxy_assassin

    1 year ago

    So wait, this is literally Frogger?

  • Fiorizan Meme trash

    1 year ago

    Im a simple man. I see rage quit; 

    I scream, cry, and celebrate.

    I click the link

  • zboy663 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Glad this is back

  • tw11nGem11n11 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Swarm of Vengeful Crows

    1 year ago

    i thought this show was cancelled

    • TristanW007 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      you just realize some shows take breaks there is a lot of content on roosterteeth with all groups be patient some faves may not be quiting 

    • tahupierce FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      It's an in-joke

    • daMoose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Doesn't Michael have to take things easier than he used to because Heart Stuff? Wasn't that a thing? Pretty sure that was a thing.

  • Ganburigan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Out of any celebrity or celebrityish person ever i hope i meet Michael. He seems so cool

    • daMoose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Absolutely. That would be awesome.

  • Bender3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    he should really play geometry dash. See how mad he gets then. 

  • celehman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Theres no real anger anymore

  • Everadept FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Jeremey's score was greater.

  • willb FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    ranty michael is the best michael

    • daMoose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      He's got some great creative chops when it comes to colorful and humorous rants. Always leavings me laughing and brightens my day.

  • DreadedR

    1 year ago

    rage quit Frogger ripoff into comedy gold

  • Mohawknade FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    my god how many years later and your still making masterpieces XD

  • shoyle493 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    oh, is it that time of year again?

    • daMoose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      That's right! It's a new episode of Rage Quit each *week*! Can't see the others? You're probably just doing it wrong!

  • RaZeR_Moose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RaZeR Moose

    1 year ago

    "My Wife's Pregnant And I Haven't Had Sex In Years" You Sure About That Michael?

    • Poochpig

      1 year ago

      At least we know Jeremy's not the dad either

  • willhelm_55 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Flamingo King

    1 year ago

    "1017?! F*CK YOUUUUUUUU."

    I imagined him saying youuuu like a wolf howling at the moon.

  • Remush FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Can't wait for the shitstorm this'll cause on Youtube. Popcorn ready.