Secret Santa

Rage Quit: Secret Santa

He screams at you when you're sleeping. He throws blows when you're awake. He doesn't care if you're bad or good, he just wants to make your ears ache. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Hateful holidays, everyone. 

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  • danbonrp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    why was my name the first one on the bad list

  • danbonrp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    about time

  • GodOfHe11fire

    4 months ago

    "Ah, yes, I remember what happened to Santa, kids. He avoided dogs, tripwires, landmines and even murderers. Until he was shot by your fucking Grandmother. She fucking killed Christmas!"

    "He was grabbing his Chris Kringle in the laser trap."


    One of the finest  michael  yet!



  • Admiral343 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Best Christmas gift ever

  • Nailbat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Merry fucking Christmas everyone!

  • Atlim FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Awesome.

  • RheumatoidArthritis Nickee

    5 months ago

    Holy fuck this was hilarious. :'D

  • BGMNK FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Oh my god the intro. I missed this so much. Brings back so many great memories.

  • violentstorms bella

    5 months ago

    MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME

  • 408612 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Grandma ain't gonna get run over by a reindeer this year! She's got her hunting rifle, ready to take out santa and his deer before he sees her.

  • Ninjaminions7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    "You fucking killed Christmas!!!"  satisfied Ha ha ha, best way to end a video ever. Favorite episode of Rage Qui by far.

  • EmericasZero FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    THANK YOU!!!!

  • DylanCraine1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    fuck YES!!!!

  • Nohrian_Scum #Trump2016

    5 months ago

    Yes!

  • ayere FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    We need a shirt for Micheal that says " Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!, NOOOOO!!!!!

    • JayNut FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Verified RT Scrobbler

      5 months ago

      Micheal the *RAGE* guy.

  • AwkwardessLuLu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Best thing ever. I want to see more

  • MartyGras2

    5 months ago

    Yay! Rage Quit!

  • Countryen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold German Geeky Fan

    5 months ago

    Awesome jokes and editing :)) Rageful Hollidays Michael

  • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Danny, Gabriel, and Kim are on the naughty list? Damn. What has the animation team been doing this year?!


    And he just gave Mark Nutt some Flynt Coal.

  • OsgoodUSNC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I love ragequit, so glad to see another one.

  • Xahero FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Pronounced: Z-Air-Oh

    5 months ago

    *Gets shot dead by a granny then the dog pounces just to add insault to injury* I died during that! xD

    • cienbur

      5 months ago

      So did he

  • Disciple_of_Caboose392 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Christmas came early this year 

  • Monokite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Just when Michael thought he was out, they keep pulling him back in!

  • Sockbum FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    What an amazing comeback for Rage Quit. 

  • willb FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Ive missed rage quit. 

  • DarthDude FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    i like that as you watch the video you see the slow spiral Michael does into madness

    • Pinkberry45

      5 months ago

      Yeah. If he had been there for Uno:The Movie, I don't think the rest of them would have lived through it. Not even Ryan.

  • Tommyrapz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I never realized how much I missed weekly Rage Quit until I watched this video.

  • mywinona FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Weenie

    5 months ago

    I love how in nearly every rage quit, Michael's demise is always spikes. 

  • RaiderRigby FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Well, I've found a new christmas tradition

  • JackBriar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Ho, ho, holy shit, an early Christmas gift from Michael. Happy fucking holidays

  • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

    5 months ago

    A Rage Quit for Christmas? Michael, I knew you secretly still loved us. I also really hope he does a part two of this for next year......

  • Zhuquide FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Austin

    5 months ago

    I really want to see a Rage Quit with a face camera. It would be so much funnier seeing Michael rage quit instead of just hearing him.

  • StephanieGlascott FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    My fav Rage Quit yet possibly.

  • Phtephosaur FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Yesssssss

  • Flavio815 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Opens presents aaaaaannnnnndddddd it's Michael Jones punching you in the dick for being a naughty kid. 

  • Flavio815 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Rage is love! Rage is life!

  • axmiller FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Wow. Murphy struck a nerve.

  • insanezane98 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    He's back baby... but just for one episode. maybe even one day he'll finish Banjo-Tooie.

  • WffleTramplr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    One of the best rage quits. Goddamn it michael youre so funny.

  • XCSquire23 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I guess I'm on the naughty list this year....  michael

  • xJPx15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Oh good, our yearly rage quit is here and ready to make my day once again. :)

  • PinkPortrait FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2nd greatest hurler EVER

    5 months ago

    Merry Christmas Cock Bites!

  • combatukulele FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ayyy

    5 months ago

    this was nice

  • Sephiroth12285 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Santa Michael raging at being killed by grandmas armed with rifles near the end was funny. Pity I guess he was hoping for a chance to dish out some payback lol.

  • Tegman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I just want to know how long the original footage was. Only for the purpose of knowing how fast the anger rises

    • Flavio815 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      If I were to guess, I would say 30 minutes to an hour

  • Cap_Fitz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I don't think I've ever laughed at someone saying "Get wrecked" before but there goes Michael. This was great, I didn't realize how much I missed rage quit

  • SenorPickle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Doodler

    5 months ago

    *old man voice* It's been two hundred years ... 

  • grifman275 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    The prodigal son returns...

  • karamatsu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, thank you so much Michael!!! I'm eager to see what your kid will think of your Santa voice!! <3

  • johnbarnes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Trophy Hunter

    5 months ago

    "I'm just standing here waiting to hit kids."