Balloon Guard

Rage Quit: Balloon Guard

This week on Rage Quit, Michael decides to take it easy with Balloon Guard, the colorful and fun loving Xbox Live Indie Game.

Surely he won't POP, over this one...get it

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  • Neptunium FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Wolf

    3 years ago

    An oldie but definitely a goldie

  • Juggy2383

    4 years ago

    This might be one the best ones! Hahahahaha!!!

  • Katgirl228

    4 years ago

    I'm crying. I am fucking crying. X''D

  • Don_Jimbo_27

    5 years ago

    "Goddamnit, Gavin-Dickie-Bitch-Free! He bounces off the fuckin' balloons every time down the fuckin' hole!"

  • RashkiaKoron

    5 years ago

    rubber gangbang, that made my day

  • Calamitys

    5 years ago

    lololol

  • TurnsOffPain

    5 years ago

    "RUBBER GANGBANG!"
    roflmao

  • matsta117

    5 years ago

    Gavin 'Dickie Bitch' Free ?

  • matsta117

    5 years ago

    this was such a great rage quite I hear there making a second one

  • NHunt2125

    5 years ago

    I'm sorry Michael your happy place is in another circus tent.

  • Kaykayslayer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    I couldn't stop laughing when he started yelling about the rubber gang bang.

  • XertXRioT

    5 years ago

    Gavin 'Dickie Bitch' Free ?

  • reaper6

    5 years ago

    I feel like some of Michael's rants would make good ringtones.

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  • Majtaj

    5 years ago

    Man this is probably the funniest I've seen. He either gets funnier or madder...I hope hes healthy otherwise hes gonna have a stroke. :) Your awesome Michael!

  • mtlynch13

    5 years ago

    [Insert favorite "Pinky and the Brain" quote here]

  • Kindor

    5 years ago

    "My name is Pinkie Pie, and I am here to say, I'm gonna go jump off a cliff and just f**k up your day..."

  • SeanDonnery FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    Don't allow Michael at girly birthday parties, he will destroy all the pink balloons he can find. Then maybe go for the rest.

  • Fredster33

    5 years ago

    Michael should do more "Lets Play" vids :P

  • DaRabidMonkey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    Wait, why was he he screaming about Gavin at the end? lol

  • Gamertag013

    5 years ago

    listening to Michael have migranes and freakouts never gets old lol

  • VJpancakes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    Michael makes me feel better about the amount I flip out on my own games :P

  • Pyro199

    5 years ago

    He should try out "Beautiful Katamari" next... his head will explode.

  • venladin

    5 years ago

    @e45y
    he has alrdy played QWOP

  • Shadow1407

    5 years ago

    Michael is my idol!

  • Veggieninja

    5 years ago

    Short episode this weak.

  • Dylan6 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    They should give you a BB gun

  • gateship

    5 years ago

    For a second there, it seemed like Michael cared about Pinky.

  • juck64

    5 years ago

    funny has heck

  • e45y

    5 years ago

    Hey Michael... I strongly suggest you check out this game and possibly base the next Rage Quit on it... look at this sample video :)

  • Kairi15

    5 years ago

    Calm down, calm down. It's just a bunch of balloons laughing at your failure XD

  • Rtech

    5 years ago

    Gavin Dicky-Bitch Free?

  • HookEmHorns

    5 years ago

    After watching this video, I've decided to create a sidescroller that moves from right to left. I hope Michael enjoys it.

  • Gamerdw FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    I hate it when balloons fuck me.

  • mattbrow89 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    "down the hole" lol

  • Drosh8

    5 years ago

    when this video was over, he ran outside to pop a little kid's balloon.

  • ragusa33 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Goose Master

    5 years ago

    Michael, you are the only person I know who gets pissed off at balloons.

  • MrSpanky1193

    5 years ago

    Fuck Arby's. That is all.

  • RoundOne

    5 years ago

    "GAVIN DICKY-BITCH FREE"
    Do I really need to say anything else?`:)

  • gt_lightishred

    5 years ago

    Balloons can be assholes. Did you not see Don Hertzfeldt's movie on them? Truly an abomination to the world.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpc5vgi9zbM

  • ryu1323

    5 years ago

    it's like each time each Rage Quit gets shorter but better at the same time.

  • CptRex52

    5 years ago

    Micheal sucks at simple games..... Maybe he should play more Halo Reach on Legendary. With all skulls on but the one that takes your hud away.

  • Eseer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Radical Dreamer

    5 years ago

    That was one of the simplest yet funniest ones xD

  • RetsMadd Theatre Production

    5 years ago

    "you don't run to the left in a side scroller" Oh My God... it all makes sense now!

  • Hatchling001 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    Michael keeps putting his balloon down a hole, lol.

  • Skillbandit

    5 years ago

    I'd love see your reaction playing classic sidescrollers, like metroid. I can just imagine the choice words you'd have for a game like that lol.

  • RV3D FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    Lesson here is....balloons are assholes.

  • Lethonai FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Brown Canadian

    5 years ago

    Will you hear a depressed moan of utter despair as Michael falls off a building? Ah-no. You'll hear "GOD DAMNIT!! GAVIN 'DICKY-BITCH' FREE!!"

  • aaron

    5 years ago

    Michael, will you adopt me?

  • Doc_Dr

    5 years ago

    hmm... rage quit the gen3 GBA game? that thing is scary.