Dark Souls

Rage Quit: Dark Souls

Michael takes a stab at one of the most anticipatedly difficult games this year: Dark Souls.

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  • Delta066 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I may not be the most amazing Dark Souls player, but it brings me some small comfort that I'm not *this* much of a scrub.

  • Avarigan

    3 years ago

    Steps if you are new.
    1. Be a pyromancer
    2. Get the Master Key as a gift, everything else is virtually worthless
    3. Run to the first boss and go through the gate at the left of the room
    4. get your shiled, axe, estus, and glove while you progress. Estus are your consumable heals and they refill at every bonfire resting
    5. Equip your weapon and your glove (don't forget to heal)
    6. when you fall off the balcony do a light attack as you fall and it will do a plunge move
    6. Fireball the Demon and you will win

    Basic way to get out of the starting area, pretty simple

    Controls are simple,

    LB/L1 is your guard
    LT/L2 is your parry (don't bother with it if you are new), shiled bash if you have a heavy shield on, or lastly attack if you have a weapon in the hand
    RB/R1 is your light attack
    RT/R2 is your heavy attack
    B/0 is roll when you tap in a direction, backstep if you simply tap it, run if you hold it in, and if you tap it again while running it makes you jump. There is no jump button besides this
    A/X is your action
    X/square is your consumable
    Y/triangle will be your swap between 1 handing your right hand weapon and 2 handing it
    D pads are both your swaps for everything. Right is swap off hand and primary right hand, same for left. down is cycle consumables, and top is your magics
    Click your right stick to lock on to nearby enemies
    Start is your menus, (there is no pause)

    Have fun

  • Steelkite91

    3 years ago

    Shout-out to Allan Frankland

  • Juggy2383

    3 years ago

    Did you guys hear about Lloyd's Talisman?

  • jciboy

    3 years ago

    i defeated.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................home run muther fuckers

  • demon0496

    3 years ago

    Using the weakest class in the game, and not using Estus Flasks.... of course he's going to die.

  • TigressInfer

    4 years ago

    Dark Souls, great game, hard as fuck. Though I really thought it wouldn't take Michael that long to get out of the Asylum.

  • MaxRT

    4 years ago

    Dark Souls Is one of my best games ever and I even admit I barely beat the damn game. Its extremely hard and only 4% of the players who got the game actually beat it. Its no doubt the hardest game of this generation.

  • joemama512

    4 years ago

    I honestly don't see whats so hard i beat the game 5 times all you do is chose the knight class then get the black knight sword from the first black night then focus on vitality and stamina and the trick with the last boss is have good armor i use black iron armor +5 with the black iron great shield +10 all found in the anor londa Church and for a sword i use grave lords sword +5 which is given to you by joining the grave lord servants in the catacombs my vitality is at 51 and stamina 34 strength at 35 and dexterity 25 i also use the dragon slayer bow form atop of the anor londa palace and thats my dark souls guide for new comers and DON'T ever use havals armor because black iron armor is better and remember kids this game gets harder every time you beat it

  • v1tr1us2

    4 years ago

    why he went deprived, we will never know, but the game is really easy if you know what you are doing. except the last boss. he is an asshole.

  • MrBadPanda

    4 years ago

    The arrows move as fast as fucking nerf darts!

  • Honso

    4 years ago

    When I first saw Michael play this game I couldnt wait to buy it, beat it, and post a comment on how totally bad-ass I was.... I was fucking WRONG! This game will chew you up, spit you out, break your controller, and tear you a new asshole.

  • wilson93b FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 years ago

    Praise The Sun.

  • Joshmaster3

    5 years ago

    Massive facepalm he has Estus flasks for gods sake

  • Awsumz

    5 years ago

    Can't wait for him to learn about estus flasks.

  • Isocryd

    5 years ago

    I wonder how many michael bloodstains are in dark souls :D

  • Tebbs

    5 years ago

    One lesson I learned quickly in this game: always block. Always.

  • Cool_Chill

    5 years ago

    If Michael rages fighting the Asylum Demon Id love to see him deal with the Dragon bow archers in Anor Londo.

    Great Rage Quit, great game.

  • arcangel4774 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    He just had to be the deprived didnt he

  • CannonMan

    5 years ago

    Wanna play the game and go on picnics? Pssh Take that shit back to Skyrim.

    I personally love that the souls games don't fuck around. Too many games just hold your hand like its baby's first action game.

    Bring on a 3rd souls game and make it fucking harder. Cant wait.

  • GrifmanMike FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    I feel your pain in this fucking game. Must of died like over a hundred times in this game.

  • BlackClouds9

    5 years ago

    @[lynnerd3]
    get used to it, it's the internet. there's LOTS of bad grammar around.

  • BlackClouds9

    5 years ago

    this looks VERY similar to Demon Souls...It brings back bad memory's.

  • rhinofever FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold rhinofever

    5 years ago

    only noobs think this is a bad game :P one of the best games that came out in 2011

  • mrsuperfunk

    5 years ago

    nananananananananoooooooo

  • ragusa33 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Goose Master

    5 years ago

    Does it bother anyone that we're laughing at this shit, while he's probably losing all sanity playing these games? No? I didn't think so!

  • Bizmarquee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    You guys hear about Lloyd's Talisman?

  • SH4D0WZ0MB1E

    5 years ago

    It's like Demon Souls all over again

  • Bronygod

    5 years ago

    WTF Is up with that game. never getting it for 360

  • Farnas

    5 years ago

    I feel bad for micheal
    CAUSE HE DOES A NEW GAME ON EPIC lol

  • Pok3Box D.VA's butt

    5 years ago

    WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!!

  • Marinesman

    5 years ago

    I feel so bad 4 michael

  • Chabrikov

    5 years ago

    haha gotta love how he starts to curse at allan frankland when he dies.

  • SK3LINTON01

    5 years ago

    What did he defeat?

  • BlackAxel

    5 years ago

    he killed it and died........wow

  • TheWolfSage

    5 years ago

    @IFEELWELL WHAT IM ALREADY DEAD?!?!?!?! THIS IS LIKE THE FIRST PERSON IN THE GAME WHAT THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!1

  • TheWolfSage

    5 years ago

    Couldnt stop laughing so funny.....anyone else,stomach hurts?

  • Blade_0f_AwE

    5 years ago

    www.andkon.com/arcade/sport/wonderputt/
    you think the game you play are hard try this

  • IFEELWELL

    5 years ago

    In the face,bitch! :D

  • vinnyme

    5 years ago

    he defeated haircuts from the 1260s

  • mdjubasak

    5 years ago

    best rage quit. ever. PICNICS and HAPPY PLACES

  • Cmoney502

    5 years ago

    HOME RUN MOTHA FUCKA!!

  • winterblood

    5 years ago

    Nice :)

  • DrknShdow89 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    Seems like a fun game.

  • wolffaced

    5 years ago

    Rage Quit is funny, most of the time. This time it is just that Michael is bad at the game. The game is not as hard as you make it look. I beat the boss on try 3.

  • Deman182

    5 years ago

    well it is said that dark souls is the hardest game ever of all time

  • Da38

    5 years ago

    Rage Battle?
    I can rage Better than u douce face.

  • SARGEJAMESL

    5 years ago

    micheal, you are boss

  • washington29

    5 years ago

    dude im 12 and im better at this game than you and i suck

  • konan565

    5 years ago

    This is painful to watch, just learn how to play the game, it's not that hard.