Genital Jousting - Date Night

Play Pals: Genital Jousting - Date Night

Hey baby. It's Valentine's Day, and if Genital Jousting has tought me anything, we're just a few steps away from making some sweet, sweet dick love. Here baby. Take this spaghetti. Shove it right up your butthole. Yeah, baby. Juuuuuust like that. Mmmmmm. I bet that spaghetti tastes so good in your ass, doesn't it? Here. Let me get my butthole up on that other noodle. Yeah. Just like that, baby. Now, we just need to eat that butthole spaghetti until our natural starfish smooth up on each other. Yeah. Yeah. Just like that, baby. Happy Valentine's Day.

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  • SarahWithStars FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold No Family Bias- Honest

    1 month ago

    it's not a gay thing, it's a you thing


    Wow! Harsh

  • GreyGhost9036 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Angry Beaver

    1 month ago

    So basically michael buried gavin alive at the end. Makes sense.

  • randallpink FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    That ending... wow. 

  • MartyGras2

    1 month ago

    Quite a game

  • RealBananaKing

    1 month ago

    Trying to watch this while in a college environment in public is not ideal cx

  • GodOfHe11fire

    1 month ago

    WTF is this game

  • beckwith1995 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Blake

    1 month ago

    two dicks found love and im all alone fuckin hell 

  • DanielCasey43 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I can't finish my spaghetti dinner now

  • Zionn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    That ending LMFAO.

  • Jessieatscheese FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    That Lady and the Tramp scene... never watching that movie again. 

  • BinHong FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    1 month ago

    I still want them to finish Manuel Samuel.

    • tiller_eriksen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      I wouldn't get your hopes up. They recorded it already but either the audio was lost or was never recorded so they aren't planning on releasing it i'm pretty sure. They could re-record it, but it wouldn't be the same.

    • eggbagel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Thara

      1 month ago

      They did finish recording, and they lost the game audio.  Michael mentioned on Twitter that Gavin's trying to reconstruct the lost game audio, so they're hoping to release it but they're not sure when it'll happen. 

  • evercreepy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Oh my god, I haven't made it past the game title screen yet, and I'm already laughing like a nut case. Best Valentine's Day video possible, standing ovation to Play Pals for the game choice (darn it's awful)

  • AviralKumar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    this game makes me clench every time but i come back time and time again.......

    • BinHong FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

      1 month ago

      I stopped clenching after just accepting it.

    • TubaMatt Musician

      1 month ago

      Just relax and take it slow

  • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

    1 month ago

    Let's all just take a moment to reflect on the fact that this is a video game. Then let's take another moment to be thankful, because this game is fucking hilarious......

  • SenorPickle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Doodler

    1 month ago

    My first thought when I saw this video...

    Gavin yelling in the background "what is date night?"

  • stephirig FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I think I spent this entire video screaming in hysterical laughter. Genital Jousting videos are too good

  • taylorbd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. This game is ridiculous in the best way.

  • Leo9802 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    The Fucking description is too much!

  • johnbarnes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Trophy Hunter

    1 month ago

    I legitimately laughed out loud at the hospital level.

  • fenderlove FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Future PhD

    1 month ago

    I managed to say "Is that Penny?!" at the same time as Michael. Excellent.

  • imapieguy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    What a fucking great end to Valentine's Day.

  • Col_Gob_Knobbler FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    And they say video games could never be art.

  • lulukaufman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Milo <3 Demarco

  • QuillanJacob FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I WTF'd hard at this one. That ending was so unexpected haha

  • Jdwallace FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    What even.

  • Flux_Casey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    That first one went all creepypasta on us.

  • Lefty2Gunz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    theres no unseeing that  laughing

  • Zev_06 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Once again, Gavin is the one that takes it up the ass in the relationship.

  • slashseeker FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Teenager in an adult bod

    1 month ago

    These intros get better and better, I swear. Props to the editor of these.

  • Chemical-Cris FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zero

    1 month ago

    And thus the ultimate fanfic was born

  • Pattylad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    five seconds in and already rolling, great edits are great

  • PinkPortrait FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2nd greatest hurler EVER

    1 month ago

    I really wish they wouldn't spin the video capture so much triggers my vertigo. Also just a bit too distracting.


    Listen, Penny is a Pug not a dachshund. :p

    • Steepled FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      They're talking about Meg's dog, who is named Penny and is also a dachshund.

    • PinkPortrait FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2nd greatest hurler EVER

      1 month ago

      @Steepled ooooh that makes sense then. Brandon also has a dog named penny. I've petted her. 10/10 good doggo.

  • powerati FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I realize that the netflix night is the assholes kissing (i.e. mouth kissing), but considering the angle and the general look of the balls and holes, it looks like scissoring. With that in mind, would this be considered lesbian, gay, or transgendered sex? Just wondering what it would be categorized as.

    • samta FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Frank and beans

      1 month ago

      Dunno, but apparently your post was categorized as lame, so there's that. Happy Valentine's Day.

  • stillarobyn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    As adorable as two dicks on a lifetime worth of dates can be.

  • shinigami244 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    WHAT IS DATE NIGHT?

  • Nguyen013

    1 month ago

    I'm pretty this is better love movie than Fifty Shades of Grey

  • classygigi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Incredible. 

  • Lanterncourt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    No matter how many times I see a video of this game I still feel gross.

  • ProfEyebrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    You know when your date's not going well so you yell "Mulligan!" and run away

  • scorcher117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    anybody else find the giving birth part to be really disturbing?

    • Crumball FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Yeah I know, it was off putting that the little dick had no balls.

  • TomHiett FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Woooooooooooorm

    1 month ago

    THANK YOU to the editor for working hard to get this done so soon and doing such a fabulous job!

    • c550456 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 17th Sharder

      1 month ago

      Yeah, no kidding. I paused to come and comment on how amazing it is that they did so much editing and put it out all in one day.

  • klainx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Still a better love story than twilight.

    • PinkPortrait FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2nd greatest hurler EVER

      1 month ago

      just let that shit joke die already for the love of god

    • Isaiah_TSSF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Let's play, spot the Twilight fan ^

  • jp4464 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    When the description is talking about butts and spaghetti, you know it's gonna be a great video.

  • willtpj FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Possibly the best video for out-of-context quotes AH has ever produced.

  • Garlan3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Least they got this out on Valentine's Day, now where's that Geoff rant before the Pixelmon from MONTHS ago???

  • Ghostgurlgamer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I'm not a #mavin shipping (yes I am, shut up), but this was so adorable! The bro-love loves on through Genital Jousting!

  • tahupierce FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    That was... Oddly sweet. 

    • YumiFerrari FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Who?

      1 month ago

      yup. sweet and also disturbing 

  • Elzee98 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Wizerd

    1 month ago

    I'm in class right now...shouldn't be watching this. 

    • c550456 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 17th Sharder

      1 month ago

      Let's be honest. No matter where you are, you shouldn't be watching this.

  • cheeseontoastie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    The most romantic thing I've been blessed with this Valentine's xD

  • Tazz96 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    why can't I watch this?

    • Rinjii FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      That's weird I watched it fine.  Maybe there's a processing issue since they mentioned that this was filmed yesterday.

    • samta FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Frank and beans

      1 month ago

      Genital quota for the day was filled, maybe.