Keepsy Upsies - Last Call #71

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The AH Crew stand up to talk about stuff they get in the mail, autonomous cars, and more on this week's Last Call!

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  • Vortechtral FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Only retards come up with some stupid test about who to hit just in case.  Maybe that needs to go on a human drivers test too.  People try to push away technology its its witchcraft.

  • Caninse FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold MusicalGamer

    2 months ago

    Jeremy was so excited about virtual porn xD

  • Visier777 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Actually Gus was wrong about the red/green light (sorry, Gus), in the description of the scenario it was written that one group was jaywalking and the other was law abiding

  • CannedChaos FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I mean, in regards to the dilemma of how to use the virtual sex toys: I'm not gonna say you could use them to suck your own dick....but you could totally use them to suck your own dick.

  • Church_Am_I FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Hang the gifts from the ceiling hahaha 

  • yokel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Living Vicariously

    4 months ago

    YOOO ill send them the vagina part and ill keep the dildo part and then i can get remotely fucked by jdoolz

    • Niko1980x FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      I'd send Jeremy the dildo part and make him jerk me off.

  • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

    4 months ago

    I think that's the most excited I've ever seen Jeremy.....

  • DavidHedgehogstudios FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Jeremy just geeking out at the end about the VR porn contraption thingy you know deep down he wants one

    • DogooSenpai FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      Did it really look like it was deep down though? (no pun intended)

  • Phatnaru FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I tried the moral machine and it changed my answers on the result  page. I hope it is not taken seriously in reference to the programing of automatic cars.

  • RAGEgirl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold r00kie

    4 months ago

    The problem with those "who would you hit with your car" scenarios: in realtime, there's no way the driver (autonomous or living) would know whether the people crossing the street are doctors, athletes, executives, etc. so why would that matter?

    • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

      4 months ago

      It also doesn't make sense to say "the people in the car are pets". I'm trying to think of a logical reason for lining it up like that, but all it does is skew the results in favor of what the person creating the test deems more "moral", because it's not giving you a choice of "if the situation is equal amount of deaths, which do you feel would be more ideal", but rather "which group (male/female/pet) do you feel is more deserving to live". Especially in the pet vs people scenario, the results are VERY heavily skewed towards making the car crash to kill it's occupants. If that is the actual test used to gather information, then even from the two slides shown, it's gathering information that is biased about very situational data that will almost never be relevant to the real world, because as you said, there will be no way to identify and choose based on such information in the split second before such an accident occurs......

  • FranklynFell

    4 months ago

    i found one with the real spelling. i had these when i was a kid.

  • sickeld1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Jeremy the Masshaole driver hahaha

  • CplSnorlax FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Professional Sleeper

    4 months ago

    I was crying from laughter during the autonomous car part

  • FahtJon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I love the masshole in Jeremy coming out in this episode.

  • thefatcat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    ryan looks so soft omg

  • nimnim FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I always go to this when I think about that self driving dilemma . 

    • Chewy77 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Chewy77

      4 months ago

      not sure how true that monkey story is. Maybe, just maybe  it happened around the time when people could give lsd to animals for "science". But not since then. The company (assuming not gov.) who funded that would have been blacklisted

  • wmarquez96 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    we actually played the kicky-doo game in middle school soccer but we called it butts and we used real soccer balls, but aiming at their back cause you wanted to him them in the butt.  And at one point the coach stood in and let us take turns kicking at him (probably to cover up the child abuse aspect of just kicking soccer balls at 12 year olds) and on my shot it literally went between the coaches legs, bounced upward off the wall and nailed him in the balls.  He let practice end early that day and it was probably the peak of my athletic career because that coach was a dick

    • RimmulusTimmulus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      We had the same game, called Red Arse, you'd all take a penalty kick, and those who missed had to stand in front of the goal, bent down showing your arse, then, those who scored would shoot, if you missed, you'd have to join them in the goal. It was great fun but it fucking hurt.


  • gypp3d FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    does gus not read those guys wear walking illegally

  • beastdude FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rock god in training

    4 months ago

    I rememeber watching a show years ago called eurotrash that already has this 'virtual sex' machine. this was back in the 90's. much like vr, it's been refined to be much better, but i wouldn't call it new technology at all.

  • RNOblivion FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Jeremy's face at 17:49...

  • Homer93

    4 months ago

    Honestly autonomous cars are gonna be useful in certain situations like driving cross country, trust me it's such a pain. But it's also kinda sad that there's a possibility of an entire generation losing out on the skill that is driving, cuz really theres nothing like just getting in a car and talking a drive. 

  • BigBird1618 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Who knew that the first sentient AI would be made for an autonomous car

  • DoomPriest FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    And so the Achievement Hunter office was flooded with packages of VR sex toys, and they never accepted fan mail again.

  • subliminalrecords1

    4 months ago

    This ended to soon.

  • SleepyGuyy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Ryan... Continuous means unbroken, all one piece.Contiguous means all touching / sharing borders. Essentially adjecent.

  • hunter559 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Jeremy is particularly jebby in this one


  • cossler FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    You are all great, don't get me wrong. I love all of AH and their different personalities. It works. But this is Michael's baby. It feels wrong without him.

  • chaoschloe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Bluest of the Blues™

    4 months ago

    it DID used to be Sock'em Boppers - they changed the name!!


  • JonnyUK FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Jack acting like using a robopussy is absurd even though he has used a fleshlight...  jack

    • RDKirbyN FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      I think that's why he left, before the focus shifted to him. He Knows how it Goes for these sorts of topics. 

  • PureMatty FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    why is jeremy and gus sitting down

    • Jmk31 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      Jeremy isn't sitting down.

    • Angel8804 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      because gus can do what ever he wants


  • Balarush FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Kneel.

    4 months ago

    I'm glad Matt said one-way mirror. Too many people say two-way mirror. You know what a two-way mirror is? A window.

    • ScorpionMeta A Very Tired Human

      4 months ago

      No, a two-way mirror would be reflective on both sides. What you're thinking of is a one-way window.

  • Marshall104 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    AH needs it's own vault room just to show off all of their fan mail. I would have weapon racks lining the walls for all of their swords, axes and nerf guns...and that would lead into a gallery for all of the art and notes they get. They could do a bi yearly video tour to show off all the awesomeness.

    • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

      4 months ago

      Or just turn it into a museum exhibit with a small entry fee, but have that fee waived for RTX, and move it to be set up beside the usual showcase of RT props and sets at RTX.....

  • MiPH FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I swear it was sock em boppers too, but when I looked up the original commercial, they were always soccer boppers. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • METAMAN666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      I the exact same dude I could have sworn they were Sock em boppers. I mean it just roles off the tung better then soccer boppers.

    • CherryRose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Need a change of scenery

      4 months ago

      They were called sock'em boppers at one time, and I actually found a pic on google of it. I remember those commercials as a kid.

    • RDKirbyN FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      They used to be called that, then got renamed or bought or (???)

  • shmanel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I've seen people nope out of things plenty of times, but I don't think I've ever seen anyone nope back in to a situation.  Well done, Jack!

  • HerefordRMan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Gus, it's actually like a free kick in football as there is only the striker and the goal keeper in a penalty kick.

  • Sokensan Sokensan

    4 months ago

    So i guess Sock em Bopper changed their name to Socker Bopper for some reason.

    Sock em Boppers
    Socker Boppers

  • 4ftofflame FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    @16:43 that'll be Jack leaving to grab his fleshlight

  • speedingcheetah FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    and fuck that...i pay up the asshole...for a self driving/autonomous car like that....it damn well better choose to save me and  its occupants over anyone else.  ALL cars are designed with advanced safety systems to protect the occupants, why would a robot powered car be any different. To state that the computer can decide to just kill you, if it so thinks it's the "Best" option...mmm...maybe make it a setting in the car it self that user can adjust.  "Priority of Life" option. That way, user has a choice in the matter. 

    • IanMacIntyre FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      Because currently their is effectively nothing that can be added to a car to make it less deadly to a person it hits at 45 MPH. People have been asking the moral questions of who to hit for centuries only now a computer is going to have to decide what to do when people often don't have time to react. Self driving cars effectively have a new person inside driving that has to be programmed. New self driving cars are still going to have safety systems for their occupants this will be for worst case scenarios.

  • speedingcheetah FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    so....once there is a  Tesla fully autonomous cars, does it  know when a cop is behind them and attempting to pull the vehicle over....or would it just keep going?

  • AkimboBlitz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    I have a weird thing where if I'm not driving I get car sick pretty easily.  I can't look at my phone or read in a moving car otherwise I'll get a headache right away.  So I'm pretty screwed in the future of autonomous vehicles.

  • Jellybagel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    Jeremy is explaining the North East Drivers. We wanna go go go go go. Get outta da way!

  • KidGonzo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold the worst™

    4 months ago

    Ryan's Podcast King cosplay is A+

    is this a subtle coup d'ètat

    • Boardslayer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Master of time and space

      4 months ago

      Good one!

  • Gaver69 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    jack walked away to buy one lol.... he remembered about the pocket pussy!!