Would You Rather: Mouth or... - Off Topic #90

Off Topic: Would You Rather: Mouth or... - Off Topic #90

The AH Crew sit down to talk about YouTube origins, shows they’re watching, the Achievement Hunter question, and more on this week's Off Topic!

This episode originally aired August 18, 2017 and is sponsored by Five Four Club (http://bit.ly/2xcb0PL) and Jersey Mike’s (http://bit.ly/2fSKTKh)

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  • sacutiepie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    vaginas > penises definitely 

  • ryanscottbennett FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Why were they upset about having to refilm the Crash video, it’s just reading the script, right?

  • BuckSh0t117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gunnyr Disch

    2 months ago

    Everyone's talking about 70-700 download speed and I'm sitting here with my limited satellite internet with a 7 download average and 650-750 ping on good days. The joys of living in "rural" Wisconsin minutes away from the only dsl provider in my area. Moral of the story never use satellite internet unless it is your only choice and make sure you can get good internet before you move.

  • Pancake.Buffalo.the.Mighty

    2 months ago

    the next git gud video has to be called: Gittin' Gud'erest. and then Gittin' Gud'erest: the Guddening


  • jclark2747 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    You're right we have absolute garbage internet in Australia. My max is 1.8mb down...

  • OniZonda FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hokage

    2 months ago

    Google maps isn't the problem (if I'm right), it's google assistant and it's the most annoying update. I finally disabled all of them the other day. Constantly giving my updates about the weather and traffic. I had to enable access to my phone, then turn off all notifications, then disable access, just to get everything to stop updating me about useless shit.


    Edit; so yea, after checking my phone, it was maps that had a ton of those stupid features. But google assistant is probably the most useless change I've had in a long time. 


    Sidenote: I just checked google and there's supposedly a way to bypass the GFWL sign in, but I'm not sure if that then disables the ability to get achievements and/or network play so good luck finding a way to make it work.

  • sapy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sapy

    2 months ago

    The problem with them doing telltale is that everyone plays or watchs those games as they come out. I play them and then watch them for the different choices but after a year i know the ending and forgotten everything in between and honestly i dont give enough shits to waste my time re-watching them a year or 2 later. Wanna do telltale do it on the week of realese otherwise no gives a shit.

  • Tannar33 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Geoff at 2:03:20.   clap clap clap

  • Freelancer_Connie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I want to watch everything they list, but I'm too busy watching all their content to watch anything else.

  • Great_B_Rad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    "It wasn't boring" I'm sorry Michael but it was INCREDIBLY boring. You guys were still funny though

  • JohnnysWorld FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Having the fastest internet out of all my friends, a whole 3 down and 1 up, Australian indeed struggles.

  • Ryokugan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 俺はのんびりやるために生まれてきた。

    3 months ago

    As someone living in Japan (until Wednesday and then my year here is over...) my internet is 38 down and 26 up when I checked just now.

    • Nathan_McClughan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      my internet is 4.4 mb down and like 3.5 up, got to love living in Northern Ireland :P

  • Galm666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ODST

    3 months ago

    I doubt they are going to but I hope they reconsider going back and doing a redux of TTG Batman. I just got and finished it and Id like to see what they do with the rest of that series. maybe have Michael play instead of Ryan this time

  • Reclaimer0418 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Clearly Matt has never heard of R134a Refrigerant.... 

  • colespock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I now need a AH rip off of top gear. Gaven can even do the slowmo xD 

    • RayneMaybe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold AH is my actual life.

      2 months ago

      Gaven

  • dustin8407 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Ok Alfredo has 100% earned my approval for being a member for achievement hunter! Holy Shit, that rant in the last 30 minutes! xDD

  • RVBCheckmate

    3 months ago

    This was a good podcast! Best episode in a while, quality content wise.

  • Irishbelle34 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    So you mentioned how you filmed 4 or 5 episodes of Heroes and Halfwits, when is the next one available for first members as the 1st one was on the 10th (I think) and there was none this past week...  sob

    • tiller_eriksen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      Last season they changed the release schedule to bi-monthly. So if it was released on the 10th, it'll come out this thursday, the 24th.

  • BOWTIEKID FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    If only someone at Achievement Hunter was an actual car guy. Lol

  • Kasquede FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Cum dripping out of my mouth, "'Fredo you didn't suck that dick" "OF COURSE I DID! LOOK AT ME!"

    I knew The Sauce was a great addition to AH since he first showed up in videos, but wow, 1:49:36 and on is when I truly knew he was an "Achievement Hunter." 

  • TheTussin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    How does Ryan not understand the marketplace listings say $1 because it's just a generic low price to show up on more search results. The price is in the description 

  • refitman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Geoff and Gavin could cook faggots. They go nicely with some gravy and mashed potato.


    Also, Gavin and offal could be interesting.

  • user-5761f47c31089

    3 months ago

    "But the thing is, that we ordered this salad here, and it tastes exactly like a big, sloppy pussy."



    • spenclord FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      I was thinking about this video as well 

  • Jwitts FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    cant wait for alfredo to slowly lose his sanity like the rest of them :') 

  • I746 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    "We did some good bloody cunnies the other day."


    -Gavin Free

  • MartyGras2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I know I watched Batman Telltale, but I understand what Michael is saying.


    That was quite the video Ryan about tasting lube. Glad Martin was there.


    Instead of Ryan huffing paint, why doesn't Ryan stiff glue with Charlie.  Also, before bed chug a beer, huff some glue then eat a can of catfood before the cats start meowing loudly. 

  • AzuStar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Ryan: "Jack would've known that. right off the top" slaps the table


    *a tear runs down my eye* true :')


    Michael: "and if he was wrong he'd be a hundred percent sure he was right"


    YKNOW WHAT maybe so...

    • blah_blah91 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      At the very least, he'd check imdb.

  • Mister_Winkel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Korean 3G is faster than anyone else's LTE, but they also only have to cover 1/9th of the area of California. Also, Suck it Japan.

  • JCLegoMan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Too poor for double gold

    3 months ago

    I'm really sad they aren't gonna finish Telltale Batman, I really enjoyed it.

  • cocojam181 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    pussy tastes like traditional Gueuze beer (traditional Belgian beer) in my experience
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gueuze 

  • Jacob_Marek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Does Ryan know you can install "games with windows"? I know Fallout 3 had this issue and I always just install it to be able to play it without crashing the game... Never played FUEL though so it may use the Game with windows platform differently.

  • Virtual FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    1 get one down. 1.5 on a good day... Australians all let us rejoice for we are young and free!

  • deviouslyxnice FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 1000% Tsun

    3 months ago

    Marinara is fucking savage. They need to bring her in one day if she's alright with it xDD 

  • Fnord85 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    "People in Australia are slitting their wrists right now" ... Can confirm. 20mb down, 3 up on NBN. 

    • Arcturian FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      I live in NZ, atm It takes me 20 seconds to load the YouTube home page and It takes 20 seconds to load 4 seconds of a video, on a good day I can sometimes get real time... I have broadband lmao

    • RohanM FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      Thank you Michael for understanding the suffering of Australian internet users. 

    • ZenLikeCalm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      It sounds like you're connected to the lowest tier NBN service.  You need to talk to your service provider.


      http://www.nbnco.com.au/learn-about-the-nbn/speed.html

    • universe93 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold just killed a deer

      3 months ago

      what's sad is even though that's one of the lower NBN plans a lot of people would be thrilled with that. my current speed is like 6 down 0.6 up lmao

    • Fnord85 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      It's true... My mate on the Gold Coast was getting 1.5mb down when I was there and I felt like I was on dial up again, so I am fairly lucky by Australian standards.... Just shithouse compared to US standards.

  • 6Mix

    3 months ago

    Under-rated joke from Ryan: "I'm here for the McCluckfuck challenge"

  • CelestialMoonDragon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I can also assure you guys that the vagina area sweats to.

  • user-5761f47c31089

    3 months ago

    I bet Telltale games don't do well as let's plays because the people interested in those games are planning on playing them themselves.


    Like, when Life Is Strange came out (I know it's not quite the same, but it's a very choicey sort of game) I watched halfway through Jacksepticeye's playthrough of the first episode and then he knocked over the snow globe and the symbol flashed in the corner and he didn't acknowledge the symbol let alone rewind, and at that point I knew I was going to have to play the game myself so I waited 6 months without paying any attention to Life Is Strange at all whatsoever and then bought all 5 episodes at once and played the whole thing over the course of about 3 days.


    There's also the fact that some people have no interest in Game of Thrones or Walking Dead or any of the other things the Telltale games are based on.

    • refitman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      I think that Tell Tale games don't really fit the AH style. They're very much in to talking as they play, but the TT games are so story/text heavy that they have to cut back on the talking, which I feel might put off some of the audience, while another section will be put off by them talking all over it.

  • NMBell1221 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    My dad was eavesdropping and he immediately says, "better not tell them that they keep their toothbrushes in a bathroom."

  • ConwaytheWizard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Conway the Wizard

    3 months ago

    As a bi dude their mouth or ass conversation is hilarious

    • RayneMaybe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold AH is my actual life.

      2 months ago

      Well, which one is better?

  • Legit-Purpose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    3 months ago

    Somebody send them a bunch of Trevor wigs.

  • DrumBoxyThng FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I'd watch an entire show of Geoff reading tweets and responding to them live.

  • jVictor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold For Science

    3 months ago

    Iris is gonna grow up like "You merely adopted shitty movies. I was born in them, molded by them. By the time I saw MST3K I was already a woman."

  • JWL7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    As an Aussie I just want to say fuck you Americans and your "only 70 down" internet.

    • Wreaxz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      Mate my jaw literally dropped... We're like the fucking cavemen of internet man!

    • Arcturian FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      bruh I got 6 down and 0.8 up... NZ internet is the worst.

  • Icky427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Icky

    3 months ago

    matt, your ac compressor is seized. depending on the car it could be as little as $2-300 to get it replaced. its worth getting a quote before dumping the car. also, yall must not look at craigslist often. a car listed for a dollar isnt a dollar, they just put that so itll be at the top when you order them by lowest price. with the duster, any "classic" car listing that says "factory air" doesnt mean the air actually works, it just means the car was originally equipped with ac. collector cars that came with ac are usually worth more because it used to be an expensive option.

    • TealThunder FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      Came here to same the same thing about Matts car, also them thinking that the listed prices on any of those craigslist ads were the actual price actually tilted me

  • PrincessRyry FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Studious Student Studyin

    3 months ago

    In college, my roommates and I put one of our kitchen chairs into the bathroom specifically for the reason of using a laptop while taking a shit 

  • jfishxx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Hi, female here who has had dick in her mouth (nothing shameful in admitting it; I'm not going to put a number to it though), it does taste like sweaty skin; but it's not just the taste that factors in, smell plays a large part as well. Much like how if you smell something and eat another thing, the smell of one can change the taste of the other, if you smell sweaty ball sack, trust me, you're going to be tasting sweaty ball sack.

    And also, they're directly beside eachother (on top of? Whatever) so which ever one.. tastes the strongest, is going to.. rub off on the other. And that'd be the balls. Every time.
    Boy, this was a great comment.


  • RiordanOwensAus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Michael, can confirm, as an Australian, fuck you and your "only 70 down"

  • Astarties FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ex Nihilo

    3 months ago

    I want them to buy a $1 car and make Gavin learn to drive.

  • LouAPinto FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold LouAPinto

    3 months ago

    upset that geoff didn't bring up twin peaks when talking about tv shows 

  • AmandaLe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Alfredo whining about justifying his ace to his girlfriend is hilarious. *slams fists on the table* IT COUNTS!