I’m An Adult That Has A Lot of Knives - #78

Off Topic: I’m An Adult That Has A Lot of Knives - #78

The AH Crew sit down to talk about Lasik surgery, breaking stuff in the office, Friday the 13th game, and more on this week's Off Topic!

This episode originally aired May 26, 2017 and is sponsored by Seeso (http://bit.ly/2iXI3mZ)

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  • RWBimbie Keeper of Poems

    2 months ago

    7Days does NOT force you to play latest version.

    You can choose what version to play in Steam when you launch.

    Just keep playing your Alpha15 map as long as you want regardless of A16 dropping

  • EmmaAilie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    'Ryan was supposed to do this', thanks broadcast you're awesome

  • iMacOfDeath

    2 months ago

    This fucking episode was way too cluttered. I know you guys drink for the show, but calm down and let people speak for christ sake. This was like trying to hear your friend tell stories in a Buffalo Wild Wings, in-fucking-possible.

  • callmeanerd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold kody

    2 months ago

    i picked the wrong time to start eating during this

  • zombee.meat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    When they all look at Jeremy and ask, "You tell her that?" .. look at this table of betas .. Michael and Jeremy are out there not getting scared ;)

    • blah_blah91 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Yeah, man. The only thing worse than a beta is somebody who calls people betas. 

  • Phoenix512 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I just imagine at some point that the AH office will be forever dark because they shot all the lights out and John Mays(?) had enough of their shit and refuses to replace them because they don't learn their lesson.

  • Homer93

    2 months ago

    I can't wait for you guys to go into Ark! Honestly between Ark, Seven Days to Die, Battlegrounds,and potentially messing around in a GTA RP sever...wow I just can't wait for the shenanigans to begin! And I hope you guys stick with them because they honestly have the potential for enjoyable long running series. 

  • SaberSwan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold SaberSwan

    2 months ago

    Ahhh, I love the Bella cameo at the end! <3

  • Teagaaaaaaan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    once again attacking trump personally because you cant argue the politics please do it right or not at all


    a politicians personal life is not politics do not call it politics

  • Crux136 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Jeremy the Shepard at the end! 

  • swordking123 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    53:10 You would make BayAreaBuggs die in a hole if you tried that

  • wonderbread58 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    For some reason, this video is playing much more reliably on YouTube. On here, it keeps having to pause to buffer even in "auto" mode. Anyone else have this issue? I've tried this on multiple computers. This has been a recurring issue for the last couple of months.

    • zombee.meat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      I've never had an issue watching recorded (non-live) content. This sounds like an issue with download speeds.

    • wonderbread58 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Download speed averages around 350mbps. Far more than enough to stream any video at 1080p.

  • SummerTaco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Jack said Ark series and I said YES!!!!!!

    Also was lucky enough to have a beer in front of me and had a toast to Iris during this podcast.

    I had a weird ah ha moment and have to say thanks. Thank you for being entertaining. Thank you for being personal and transparent, for us. Its really cool. 

  • Icky427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Icky

    2 months ago

    "Chack Patititillo" aaahahahahahahaha


    also, im with Jeremy, robot wars was the greatest tv show in history because it was real and brutal and unfair just like life.

  • pwngpony FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Moxie is what the junkies at my school call it when they eat molly and then shoot up, needless to say they're all dumbasses.

  • Icky427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Icky

    2 months ago

    dammit Trevor, now they KNOW your number is active and they are gonna keep calling you. they are scams from india and route the calls through a different random usa number every time. the american sounding person is a recording, when you get to talk to a live person, they are always indian.

  • bigstew15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I love Robot Wars. Glad to hear Jeremy name all of them 

  • StevenBelang FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Soren81648

    2 months ago

    If you do an Ark series the best place to start out at is South on the island (Footpaw). There is a river/peninsula to the east and a swamp to the west past the small outlet with the rock formations those will sometimes spawn spinosaurus' but they are uncommon and can be killed fairly easily if you stay on the cliffs above them and shoot them with a bow(crossbow is ideal). Set up your base about the tip of the footpaw so you can have the forest on the cliffs above you. The big spherical rocks along the river have a decent starting metal yield and refresh every couple of days. The place also spawns pterodactyls that will take a bit to tame but are a good airborne mount. Then for either a mining outpost or a more sophisticated base. Go to the tallest mountain (The Volcano), inside is a butt load of crystals and metal deposits. No dinosaurs will bother you while your inside. The only thing you will need to worry about is Water and Food. Food can be remedied by either going down the path from the Volcano which will spawn Raptors and Pulmins (Scorpions) Water can be gotten from below in the river though quite a bit perilous due to carnos, argentavi, the occasional Trex, and the rare Giganotosaurus. However you can build a well that will gather water when it rains. That is my recommendation/Pro tips. Though for a video I am looking forward to what you do instead.

  • psycokitty FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I'm kinda disappointed in Jeremy

    A New Englander that doesn't love moxie? Its crazy!


    Also moxie can be bought from their website

    • AdventurerIX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      I also a New Englander and everyone i know all agree Moxie tastes like crap

  • Glasdon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Speaking of Mountain Dew High Voltage crabs, on a 2008 camping trip my friends and I marinated a sausage in "Red Rave" energy drink.  After my friends' reaction I decided I didn't need to try it.  Wish I had though, seems like an important life experience.

  • Eogos FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    god PotC 5 was bad. I loved 1-4, always been a big fan of PotC, even played the MMORPG game when that was still a thing. That being said, PotC 5 is so bad I wouldn't even count it as a PotC movie. If you're going to watch through the PotC movies, al you need to watch of 5 is the opening scene, the end scene, and the after credits scene. Everything else that is "major" in the movie can summed up in this: Jack is down on his luck and trades his compass for rum which releases some Spanish asshole that hates him. He teams up with Will Turner's son and some girl to find Trident of Poseidon in order to stop said Spanish asshole and also free Will from the Dutchman. They end up with Barbossa who betrays Spanish asshole and joins with Jack. Random girl turns out to be Barbossa's daughter and he ends up unnecessarily sacrificing himself to save her and everyone else. Queue end scene. 

    • TristanW007 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      sorry i have to dissapoint you and say pirates 5 was awesome i like all but my least favorite was 3 

    • Eogos FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      eh, to each his own. I just didn't like how for a good portion of it Jack was show as incompetent and falling apart. It ruined the whole thing for me about PotC and jack, which is him always being able to find a way out of situations. The only reason they ended up writing it like this was to explain away how Salazar escapes.

  • crovvv FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The All-Father

    2 months ago

    Wow, that Off Topic really fell apart. Good shit. 

  • ethanW1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I have wanted you guys to play ark for so long, I would recomend the supremeArk servers, there is less grind and more fun. 

  • RiverRunning

    2 months ago

    Congrats to Michael :D

    • Timbgj FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      And Lindsey

    • RiverRunning

      2 months ago

      And Iris ;)

  • Phransisco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I had to have a pore on the underside of my eye lid drained because it was stopped up so I had to have an anesthetic shot in the space between my eyelash and my eyebrow. Where it's just the overhang of your skull above your eyeball. And it was at this point my doc said "now don't look up for the next 45 minutes or you'll go blind! good luck!" worst 45 minutes of my life D:

  • schurgy16 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    why is Jeremy balding?

    • Phransisco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      the stress of criminal masterminds

    • RDInfern0 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Hair dye

    • CryloBen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Constantly dying his hair without giving it time to recover and he's not doing it professionally. He's just using off the shelf shit.

  • sakurastar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I like that the broadcast team started fucking with Jack's twitter name after he kept getting them to put it at the bottom of the screen  simple_smile.

  • MalignantDwarf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    And now all the RP servers start upping their security..... way to let them know you are coming guys

  • Ghostofnight FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Jeremy how can you say that?! TRUMP HAD TWO SCOOPS OF ICECREAM, TWO! Not even Hitler did that!

  • dannydarkspace FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Holy shit the Robot Wars references bring me back. Jeremy knows a lot of British TV and I love this.

  • FirenautPhx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Phoenician

    2 months ago

    The Challenge Finders Crew: Jeff, Jarney, Ron, John, Mitchell, and Dan with front man Trayko.

  • Baldsax FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Why did i try to eat while watching this :'(


  • zxchloe29

    2 months ago

    When my sister was born she shit on the scales when they were weighing her.

  • cossler FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Why isn't Michael there??

    • cossler FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Having a baby is no excuse. J/K. Congrats!!! My third baby is due end of July

  • DevilDog170 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Devin L.

    2 months ago

    I might be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's not Jack's name at 1:34:42.

  • Seanheart FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    As someone who does Caths everyday the first time is weird but after two or three times it just becomes natural each time after that. :D I raised my hand when Jeremy asked who did cath.

  • forest1wolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Ryan went full dad wanting to get rid of all the boxes haha

  • Jacecam32 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Jacecam

    2 months ago

    I would totally LOVE to watch you guys in Ark. It has such great highs and won't hesitate to fuck your day up and destroy you. I want to see that happening to you guys. Because I'm evil

  • Zazie122 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    "No one watches that show..."

    I got you, Trevor.

  • DragonGDZ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Give Ryan his own sneak peek unboxing stream.

  • SalvaJor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold SalvaJor

    2 months ago

    Dunkirk 

  • robotelder FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Jeremy is turning into a glorious fusion of Geoff and Joel, I think he might be my favorite achievement hunter now.

  • DanDanGames FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Every other sentence for the first 20 minutes plus is Trevor. Go back to the office and back behind the scenes.

  • syteless FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    TIL you can't delete comments here, and I didn't wait long enough.

  • Oxie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I thought they said Oxie. I was concerned as to why I was being used to chase down alcohol 

  • Zazie122 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I've had several catheters due to having had several surgeries.


    Had about 8 when I was a baby because of all my hospital visits/testing.

  • ForthwithJackal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ForthwithJackal

    2 months ago

    Live in Massachusetts, I can get 2-liter bottles of Moxie from the supermarket (Stop & Shop). I actually really like it. It's definitely an acquired taste, but it's good nonetheless.

  • ForthwithJackal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ForthwithJackal

    2 months ago

    I saw Pirates on Friday. I enjoyed it.

  • CelestialMoonDragon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    ARK!

  • Kloule FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Anyone notice Ryans gray hair?