Goatbusters - #75

Off Topic: Goatbusters - #75

The AH Crew sit down to talk about their favorite moments from the Let’s Play Live Tour, airline problems, animal stories, and more on this week's Off Topic!

This episode originally aired May 5, 2017 and is sponsored by 1-800-Flowers (http://bit.ly/2oBpoBf) and Shari’s Berries (http://bit.ly/2oBpoBf)


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  • ShadowSICK66 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Where are the looking for the birthday thing?

    • er0r34 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      probably Wikipedia

  • sirenite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Beta Tex

    1 month ago

    Also the next/this week conversation completely predates the one with Jack which is hilarious because no one agreed with Jack in the recent one. 

  • sirenite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Beta Tex

    1 month ago

    So weird about the dogs w/o collars - they're required to be registered and always wearing a collar outside in my city. 

  • Flashgio FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I know that some fans may dislike when you talk about travel  – but as someone who doesn't leave the  state (let alone the neighborhood) - I really enjoy living vicariously through your stories. I suppose its no different than watching you play videogame I don't have. 

  • wDsKillerBob FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Agree with Jeremy, Fuck Billerica. I grew up in Tewksbury and that town sucks too (their neighboring towns)....the whole area sucks tbh

  • sacutiepie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I looove how ordering a drink from a fan is less embarrassing for Jeremy....that's so fucking funny

  • muggybear31 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    TIL I share a birthday with Jimmy Carter, Julie Andrews, Zach Galifianakis, and Brie Larson!

  • sacutiepie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    the only good person I share a birthday with is a fine gentleman named Kerry Shawcross 

  • sgthorvas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Found out I share a birthday with Rupert Grint from Harry Potter and...Vince McMahon.

    • sgthorvas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      And Hideo Kojima I think the cosmic forces of nerdism align on August 24th

  • NickHouk1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Next Thursday is a week out, this Thursday is this weeks Thursday

  • talisman192 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Jack looks like Keemstar in this 

  • quicknetflix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    tbh Dan looks way cuter now. I like the tummy, it rounds out his face nice 2!

  • Tannar33 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Ah fuck, Ryan and I have the same birthday, ah shit!

  • UltraZero FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold OmniGeek

    3 months ago

    I love BG Tampa, I remember seeing the tiger paddock and those spots where you are like inches away (separated by the translucent wall) or one going overhead in the tunnel to the other side and it was one of the most awesome things I ever saw (yeah tigers are my favorite animal so I may be biased). The BG up near here in Williamsburg has some pretty cool stuff too tho. 
    Fellow June baby woo!

  • creatingshelby FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Shelby

    3 months ago

    I start screaming every single time an RT show is sponsored by an online flower company bc my mom owns a florist and y'all just don't know

  • seecs2011 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Geoff, you share a birthday with my wife!

  • Mattyice50 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    So could the AH office cheetah be named the "Acheetah Hunter"?

  • atadsp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Super Saiyan Data

    3 months ago

    I hope I can make Let's Play Live next time

  • Myzerai FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    those beds are exactly like the ones I had in the Navy. So they werent too far off about them being like army cots

  • eggbagel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Thara

    3 months ago

    Can't wait till the next time you do a Let's Play Live.  I'll fly across the country for it, if need be.  It was too much fun to miss. 

  • Icarosaurvus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I've flown first class, and I can confirm; People in first class are often dicks. 

  • Phoenix512 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Michael is on point with the "This/Next Day/Weekend" and not having a pet. I'm pretty sure now that RT allows to bring people to bring their dogs to work because they can't properly care for them or have people like Brandon who buys Californian grass so the dogs have their own version of a litter box.

  • Rayce_bailey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    August 11th " Eh hem" Steve Wozniak, Hulk hogan, Chris Hemsworth..*mic drop  

  • SonOfButters FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I share birthday with Lloyd Kaufman. Also LeBron James, Ellie Goulding, Tiger Woods, and Tyrese Gibson.

  • asomeguy6

    3 months ago

    JAMES EARL JONES & BETTY WHITE my birthday totally wins just on those two alone.  Go Jan. 17 best day in the world to be born Hell ya!

  • Wolfgang_Fyst FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sensei

    3 months ago

    Dalai Lama, Burt Ward, Geoffrey Rush, John Paul Jones, and Frida Kahlo are the most interesting famous people I share my birthday with. There's a bunch of other assholes on that list who occupy one of three categories: I don't know them, I don't give a shit, and I neither know them nor give a shit.

  • Icky427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Icky

    3 months ago

    1.32:00 i was half expecting barbara to run into the room and high five michael

  • zboy663 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Michael and Geoff. Fuck Yeah.

  • HisuiCotton FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Jade

    3 months ago

    I was the kid in first class once (literally 7 years old), they had done something that ended up having me with no seat so they put me in first class. The only thing I remember is that I got a chocolate muffin and I sat next to a guy who was on his laptop the whole time. 

  • CDMz_Legend FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    so is it okay to tell some one happy mothers day if they're not apart of your family. 

    • HisuiCotton FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Jade

      3 months ago

      I would think so, it's a day not for just your own mom but all moms.

  • knarkill182 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    You sons a bitches got me looking up famous birthdays now....... thanks.

  • bearfiesta FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold bearfiesta

    3 months ago

    Please Baltimore again. That was amazing.

  • TonzOfFunn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Look at Famous Birthdays, and I share it with Erica Durance, Chris Pratt, Prince William and Edward Snowden.

  • blanderson102 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold BrettAnderson

    3 months ago

    Anyone else thing Jack looked and sounded like Wilson from Home Improvement when he was behind the flowers?

  • Akimbowles FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Akimbowles

    3 months ago

    The argument about "this thursday" vs. "next thursday". I totally agree! I actually missed someone's birthday because they said it was "next Saturday" and so I thought a week and 4 days... nope!This should be a standardised law or something!

  • themagicpyro FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    If anyone wants a blast from the past, these are the videos they mentioned at 2:03:52


    Lindsay's "Frienderman Don't Dance"

    "Joel and Jack meet the Kinectimals" / CINNAMON NO!

    "Joel and Ray: We're On a Boat"

    "Joel and Jack play... Country Dance 2?" - This is fantastic, and I can't believe I forgot about it.

    "'Achievement Hunter KiDz!' with Jack & Joel (NSFW... or Kids)"

    "Critical Mission Failure" / Joel's Mass Effect Video




    Lazy-ass link dump makers   stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye

  • BennyH FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    June 8th right here!

  • MartyGras2

    3 months ago

    Ryan, lets not start the pineapple and pizza thing again.

    I'm with Michael and Geoff about the next Thursday conversation.

  • MyMeganMe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    OMG!! I was the bartender that made their drinks at Busch Gardens! (2:06:30) I am still freaking out about meeting them it was so cool!! 

  • notkyle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold -_-

    3 months ago

    I know they typically have upgraded seats when flying but if you ever have to fly economy, choose a seat near the back. It increases your chances of surviving a plane crash by about 30%. Saving lives one comment at a time. 

  • DevilDog170 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Devin L.

    3 months ago

    A slight alteration to Jeremy's fact about the Peregrine Falcon, the fastest recorded dive was 242 mph and not 120 mph. (The more you know star2)

    • Duckfoot92 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      had the same thought. wasn't paying attention to him say how fast they were first time around, went back a minute, heard him say it. i'm like nooooooo, that's wrong

  • KingR2088 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I share a birthday with George R. R. Martin. Also my question to Michael is who's going to watch your kid if the reason you don't have a pet is you work all day and don't have the time.

    • JacobSB FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      day care?

  • Schames FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Looked up "Frienderman Don't Dance".  Still a good laugh.

  • pwngpony FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Gotta love the leap day february 29th birthday, only share it with ja rule and mark foster

  • crystalguard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Michael telling his story about getting heat stroke in Bush Gardens reminds me of the time I went to Six Flags with a friend and sprained my ankle walking down a step.  We had to get a golf cart to drive us out to his car because I couldn't stand on my foot.

    • notkyle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold -_-

      3 months ago

      His story reminds me of when I went to six flags and ended up sitting on the floor of a 10 foot by 10 foot shop pouring water on my face. 

  • Ravensboy24 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Michael and I share a birthday! Got to meet him at Let's Play Live in Baltimore!

  • luckymina FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold luckymina

    3 months ago

    Michel's view on animals is perfect, i hate those people who get an animal and cant care for them, or get mad that the dog is hyper or pees on the floor ITS YOUR FAULT FOR NOT LOOKING AFTER IT, NOT THE ANIMALS!! 

  • ScorpionMeta A Very Tired Human

    3 months ago

    I've never had the thing when people say next thursday when it's this thursday that they're talking about, but I have been confused by people saying this thursday when it's thursday but they mean the thursday that's 7 days from now. To me, that's next thursday not this thursday BECAUSE TODAY IS THIS FUCKING THURSDAY. But today's not thursday so I don't know why I used that day as the example.

  • CatSea FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keyblade Apprentice

    3 months ago

    Pets are family members in my house. My dogs got out a few years ago. My dad had left the gate open and as soon as I noticed they were gone I ran out searching for them. We were all devastated. We found one of them by the afternoon at the SPCA, but the other one had gotten scared and ran 5km away. She was found that day paws all torn up and bloody but a woman took her in. We were searching like crazy and putting up posters everywhere. The woman that picked her up immediately tried to integrate her into her family. Three days later when we found her that woman had a FRAMED PHOTO of her young child with my dog on her mantle. She tried to get us to let her keep our dog, who was already 11 years old at the time. We had to give her $300 to try and get her off our backs and even then she was still huffy about it. The thing that kills me the most about her though is that our missing dog posters that we put in her area were GONE. That bitch KNEW we were looking for her. The only reason why that dog didn't have a collar and tag on is because she had a collapsed trachea and respiratory problems. However after that we made sure she had a loose fitting collar with all our info. She was traumatized from the incident though and unfortunately she passed away last year..

    • Pizzarcato FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Pizzarcato

      3 months ago

      That is pretty fucked up. Glad you got your dog back, at least.

  • masterdude94 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Found out I share a birthday with Will Ferrell!