My Brain Doesn't Work So Good No More - #64

Off Topic: My Brain Doesn't Work So Good No More - #64

The AH Crew sit down to talk about Cow Chop's eviction, the Nintendo Switch, Big Mac creations, and more with special guest Etika on this week's Off Topic!

This episode originally aired February 17, 2017 and is sponsored by MVMT Watches (http://bit.ly/2lknCSf) and SquareSpace (http://bit.ly/2licfKU)

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  • Astropup FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Geoffs face when he talks about millie is everything this world needs :D

  • OathkeeperKH FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Awkward

    5 months ago

    I'm guessing this is just due to where I grew up in Canada, but I had no idea what middle school was till like late high school, since they really didn't have any middle schools in my city (which isn't a small town my any means).  Almost every single elementary school went from Junior kindergarten straight till grade 8...

  • RadzfotoBros FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    The watch Achievement Hunter eat podcast is my favorite podcast.

  • Fwazangalang FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I_am_ENSanity

    5 months ago

    I actually was able to get the TSA precheck and HOLY SHIT it was amazing!!!!!

  • jclark2747 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Man, I wish Etika was part of Achievement Hunter. He always seems so natural with them

  • SPC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I completely agree with Michael, I'm from Jersey and I always try to get my point across in an argument, its an annoying habit.

  • epilepticeel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Poor Trevor didn't even get his name in the credits even though he was on for about an hour lol

  • TarenBoswell

    6 months ago

    Two minutes in and Etika is my favourite person

  • Great_B_Rad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I kinda hope Etika joins achievement hunter

  • Nick-ilicious141 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I fucking love Geoff checking to see if America is great again.

    • arcangel4774 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      Michael nailed it on the head. Goeff is great and tounge in cheek; Jack just loses it lol

  • Decrozi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Anime fan

    6 months ago

    The Down Under Big Mac: another stupid thing for stupid Americans. Like Foster's, Foster's: Australian for nothing because Australians don't drink it.

  • MartyGras2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Great voicemail.

    The story where Geoff talks about relationship goals with Gavin is I think one of the best moments of the podcast.  I would like to see that too.  It would be neat.

  • celehman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    We get it! McDs is a sponsor just put their damn logo on the screen!

  • stillslytic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Two things;

    1. More Etika please. Once a month collabs, or something along those lines please!

    2. Baxters Inn (Sydney whisky bar Geoff mentions), great little venue.

  • shoyle493 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    i really want to know why there was a hard cut at around 1:13:11

  • JustinWogamon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    please upload the theater mode from rtx

  • agent_derpalina FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I love Etika! I'm so happy to see him in more content! I can't wait for other videos to come out. 

  • N.Rockero FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I listened to this while gaming.

    Geoff's fidget toy drove me nuts.

  • Phoenix512 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    When I went through school, it was K-6 elementary, 7-9 junior high, and 10-12 high school. The weird thing was that when I was in 9th grade, my class was considered to be high school students but we were still in the junior high school building. The following year, the school system made the high school 9-12 and 7-8 middle school.

  • srvvlhm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold David Kane

    6 months ago

    So when I see Jeremy I am going to pick him up and kiss his cheek. Then I will pick my teeth up off the floor.

  • Mauser7mm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    As an employee of an Amazon warehouse (fulfillment center) I can tell you why you get a huge box with tiny items in them, they use a scale with scanners attached to decide the box size, so if they throw a big box with 30 fidget cubes in it on the scale during receiving it decides in the system that each one of the cubes needs a huge box. Then it gets received into storage where they cut that box open and store each individual fidget cube. When the fidget cube get's ordered and sent to the packing department it tells you what box to pack it in based on when it was put on that scale, and since the warehouse process is designed for any idiot to be able to work there they tell you that you can only go up in box size not down to avoid trying to put things in too small of a box and wasting time/productivity. So even if you order a 1"x1" item and the packer sees their monitor tell them to put it in the biggest box we have they will do it because they think they have to. It's silly, it doesn't make a great deal of sense, but it's all part of automating and speeding up the process of shipping hundreds of thousands of products from one building in one shift. This was probably boring to read for most people, but it's kind of fascinating to see the inner workings of an Amazon warehouse and the daily organized chaos that keeps the building running. Hope I don't get fired for revealing too much information : )

    • arcangel4774 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      This is cool and fascinating... but did you just call yorself in idiot?

    • Mauser7mm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      Not really, I was just saying that Amazon warehouse processes are designed so that no matter your level of intelligence or even ability to speak the official language of the country you are in, you will be able to do the job. It doesn't imply that to have to be an idiot to work there, just that you can be an idiot and work there successfully

  • Dakiin_Dovah

    6 months ago

    I literally just noticed micheal has a tactoo


  • FantaBoi36 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I'm only 18 and my middle school was just 7th and 8th... it's funny hearing Michael and Jeremy call it an 'old person thing' lol

  • Jesse-H FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Etik is awesome

  • wonderbread58 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    In Northwest Arkansas, 1st through 4th grade is elementary school, 5th and 6th grade is middle school, 7th and 8th grade is junior high, and 9th through 12th grade is high school. It's fucking insane and asinine.

  • EnderOfMidnight FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I love how Etika is so amazed about the things they're talking about. Half the time they cut to his face and he just has an expression that's like "whoa."

  • TankEngineer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    1:38:39 "Only a lightning bolt through a ball" as a logo. Which is a British fascist symbol.

  • Phtephosaur FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I feel way better about my diet at RTX now
    No one feels like doing fancy food after days that long

  • Clodim4n FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    God them talking about TSA Precheck causes me problems...The company I work for runs the TSA precheck...Stop crossing my job into yours! Makes it less relaxing when you discuss things I hear about for 8 hours a day 6 days a week.

  • Devildog1014 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Etika is wearing a Ghost Recon/Assassin's Creed vest jacket. I've got the same thing. Best $200 I ever spent. 

  • BlueSkidoo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold We Can Too =D

    6 months ago

    ETIKA!!! 


    Quit teasing and just hire the man already!

  • AllPurposNrd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    1:49:00 - Michael's talking about the 'close in age exception.'


    New York example. Dick turns 21 on March 31st, Jane turns 17 on April 2nd. If they fuck on April Fool's Day, Dick is a rapist. And it's the only day in their entire relationship where that's true.


    'Course if Dick's got money, he hires a decent lawyer, pleads down to disorderly conduct and it gets sealed 18 months later, but if not, he's fucked in every way possible.

  • AllPurposNrd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Re: Jeremy's funhouse glass.


    When they print that shit, it's like a decal that gets wrapped around. It's REALLY hard to calculate how wide that decal should be to get shit on exactly opposite sides. Elasticity and thermal expansion and shit.

  • beautifulmidnight FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I know I say this on every video he's in, but.. can we keep Etika? We don't have to give anyone up, but ... y'know, he's pretty great. 

  • JackPorter1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    oh thank god!!

  • chaos2367 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    im sorry guys, even if you are trying to be positive and talk it up, nobody on earth can convince me that 1,2 switch can be considered anything but a complete abomination of a game. i will be getting the switch day 1, pretty much for zelda and maybe a few other smaller games, but 1,2 switch never should have existed. the budget and man hours should have gone into something that didnt stink of nintendo's gimmick riddled past. the best thing they can do is distance themselves as much as possible from games like that. i like the portability of the console. its enough to not be called a gimmick because handhelds have been a thing for a while now and it has proven utility. motion controls and off-screen gaming though, not so much. the wii u could easily play 1,2 switch with the gamepad/tv and wii remotes. nobody is gonna take 1,2 switch on the go and thats assuming they buy it at all. nintendo should have bundled it because thats the only way its gonna get in everyone's homes and even if they did, id have deleted it. the community needs to start discouraging nintendo from these sorts of games if they are to get back on the right path to getting support from third parties.

    • G0ldf1sh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      Wow, this is the most entitled, self arrogant post i've ever seen in this comments section.


      You don't speak for anyone but yourself, Don't like the looks of 1 2 switch? fine that cool its your opinion, but don't speak as if everyone else hates it as well. I took one look at it and fell in love instantly, and i can probably bet a lot of people did as well.

  • rogiraffe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Yeah Straya sucks pretty hard in summer. And I can't remember the last time winter was actually cold. I wanted to blow up the Sun but unfortunately that has other unintended side effects so... fuckin' Straya.

  • Subomi99 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Your Worst Valentine : Gavin Free gavin

    best credits  

  • AllPurposNrd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I haven't seen this depth of discussion of McDonalds' burgers since middle school.

  • GreyGhost9036 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Angry Beaver

    6 months ago

    Didnt think Etika would translate well into podcast but he was surprisingly awesome for this. I like his constant shocked reaction to nearly every story. I wish they couldve had shofu on also. 

  • trukilla8539 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    does no one connect the dots that the screw attack "s" looks like the Nazi SS "s"?

    • GreyGhost9036 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Angry Beaver

      6 months ago

      So Funhaus are the normal Nazis, Screw Attack are the SS, game attack are pedophiles, cow chop are insane(based on Geoffs story), and Kind of funny Fucks corn dogs or Greg does at least. 

  • heffer0204 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Etika's the best.

  • selena902 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    2 minutes in and I already love Etika

  • Flux_Casey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I like to think I've been more tolerant of this than some people. It barely bothered me that somehow this has been a point of discussion for nearly every episode for the past six months or longer. But at this point a switch seems to have flipped and it just pissed me off all at once.


    STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR GOD DAMN FREQUENT FLYER MILES! The next time Geoff or anyone pulls out their phone and says "Uhh, I wonder how many miles I've flown" I want someone to slap that son of a bitch. Fucking Christ!


    Also, come at me neg-modders.

    • epicnonja FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      If you haven't realized this yet: saying you don't like it means absolutely nothing to them, if anything it will just make them talk about it more.

    • Wastedhipmunk

      6 months ago

      we need more fans like u not the these cucks that would let geoff bang thier wife/gf if he looked at them

    • Flux_Casey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      Okay. I need to acknowledge the underlying problem of this. It's not that Geoff talked about frequent flyer miles (again). It's that he did have stuff to talk about but couldn't be bothered so defaulted to talking about that again. Because it was easier than trying to be entertaining.


      Geoff. I don't actually know you personally or how you're really doing off camera. But from what I have seen, you really need that break. And if someone is telling you "Hey, here's all this work shit you can do while you're supposed to be getting away from that!", tell them to fuck off. Seriously. It's been painful watching the joy get sucked out of you by all the management crap.

  • zgillet FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    That 70's Show is better than Always Sunny. Yeah I said it.

    • RemyLeBro FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      I'm not gonna mod you for an opinion. But just so you know, your opinion is ass.

  • matt_lech FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    DUDE THE CLICKING ON THE PHONE!!!!

    • TobiasGeek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      It's that fidget they got. Geoff was constantly playing around with it. Super clear clicking sounds. I thought some one was clicking in a room next door.

  • dragonelf68 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    wait was this pre recorded? Theres a big jump cut when geoff is talking about griffin, he goes from looking down on the wide shot to close up looking straight up

    • NamesKieran FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      I don't think it's pre-recorded but they will edit parts out of the uploaded versions if they need too. 


      Edit: Finally got to finish the podcast, its pre-recorded.....

    • NYCowboy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Guardian

      6 months ago

      Yes it is, they said they filmed it on Wednesday this week. They also edit slightly on normal podcasts as well. Most of the time it's not really noticeable, but something they cut some stuff out.

    • Framejumper FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      get your head out of your ass and actually listen to the podcast 

  • Mercenary730 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I wanna buy Erika a drink now


  • ArmC

    6 months ago

    Man, Etika's great

  • RKezizz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Worst Sponsor

    6 months ago

    I'm always worried a new guest on the show will be awkward or won't fit so well, but Etika won me over so fast with that Will Smith - KSI joke right away. Great dude.