A Myriad of F*ckups - #63

Off Topic: A Myriad of F*ckups - #63

The AH Crew sit down to talk about traveling issues, Achievement Hunter clusterfucks, snakes in toilets, and more on this week's Off Topic!

This episode originally aired February 4th, 2017 and is sponsored by 1800 Flowers (http://bit.ly/2ltOuMo) and Blue Apron (http://cook.ba/2k8tD57)

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  • 408612 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Geoff Ramsey the day before this was streamed

  • selonianth

    7 months ago

    Apparently there's a helicopter on top of one of the police stations you can use now that they patched the Karuma.

  • CyberSaiyanGod FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Never Make a Saiyan Angr

    8 months ago

    Legit, My Favorite Off Topic by far.

    Fucking Funny  satisfied

  • Lord_Hades FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lord of the Damned

    9 months ago

    Gavin did not even get close to finishing all of the beers Geoff tasked him with finishing.

  • 8bitdee my views are your own

    9 months ago

    So the Australia fanbase owes Geoff some socks. The things he sacrificed to entertain you fucks! :P

  • Chevenitsu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

  • TheDarkJudge TheDarkJudge

    9 months ago

    <3 for Matt. Most underappreciated guy when he's in AH vids. 

  • Mickey2315 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Best travel stories yet.

  • Give_me_milk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Trickstress

    9 months ago

    The way it's formatted with the panel and then the ad reads in between felt like an M rated version of PBS and I love it

  • stayfr_sh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    so no post show?

  • REDbent FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold redbent

    9 months ago

    I swear there are 20 or so animated adventures in this episode. go to work Jay/or/dan 

  • ArielOrtiz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Michael is always on point in the convention podcasts!

  • sirenite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Beta Tex

    9 months ago

    Anyone have a link to the video where Geoff lights Matt on fire?

    • JakeWeston FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      it's the recent VS against matt and jack in mortal kombat

  • AundriaNagle

    9 months ago

    you guys should start a new series of Don't Starve Together. 

  • SuperShouden

    9 months ago

    Can I just say I HATE Blue Apron. Not because of their food, but because of their blatant false advertising. You DON'T actually get your first three meals for free. You get them 50% off. Because you can't order single servings. Only for 2 people or more. So, THEY market it as if you CAN order food for one person, and thus get three meals free, but, in truth, you can't. I REALLY wish someone would sue them for false advertising and have them change the wording to 50% off.

    • Natrone FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      I mean if you get the 2 person version, you can have dinner with one portion and then have the other for lunch the next day

    • SuperShouden

      9 months ago

      That's not my point, though. My point, if you actually read it what I posted is that it's advertised as three free meals when it's actually 50% off.

  • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    2/10 No peach moonshine

  • alansmyth

    9 months ago

    Funny travelling stories

  • zgillet FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    You just have to love the idiot filming this VIDEO PODCAST.

  • OnlyCommissioning FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    For anyone wondering about the "I Hate" phone case 

    I Hate Phone Case

    • alansmyth

      9 months ago

      Thanks for sharing this

  • jbrooks97 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Shout out to Michael's flying spit during the Blue Apron ad read 

  • GobiTodic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    So what was that about Geoff not being there for four months? They didn't follow up on that. Does he have some bigger project he is doing during that time?

    • nuku_nuku

      9 months ago

      He said he's going on sabbatical

    • zgillet FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      My guess is rehab.

  • ChromeAxl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    At the ad-read at 31:50

    He has no idea what's about to happen to him...

    • Nexx226 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      I think he recorded that Ad afterward, and he seemed to have been referencing himself telling a story.. soo.. he probably does have an idea.

  • Phade860 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Took Over a Year to Edit

    9 months ago

    I cant help imagining Blake and Sun on the ship to Menagerie as Lindsay and Michael's plane adventures  blake

  • PuffinSage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Rimmy Tim's Unmasking: Its me Austin Sydney, it was me all along!

  • Ph0enixFlame FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Squishy Wizard

    9 months ago

    I once had my ID fall out of my pocket in the process of going through security. I realized it as I got onto the plane (because of course I was running late and basically just ran from security to my gate) and so the flight attendant let me get off and go back to look for it. No luck. So I'm back on the plane convinced that I'm just gonna have to get home and get a new ID, at least I won't need it for the rest of the day, and then our flight got delayed for weather. Head back to security and ask if anyone turned in an ID, give my name, all of that. Like five minutes later the guy picks up something from his desk, right in front of him, and goes "this your ID?"


    (Honestly got really lucky that they found it because the flight delay meant I missed my connection and spent the night in the airport on the other side of security so I would have been royally fucked trying to get back through. And then I STILL almost missed my rebooked flight because I fell asleep and they moved it to a gate at the opposite side of the terminal. Woke up like 15 minutes before boarding and had to haul ass over to it. That was not a fun end of a trip.)

  • Lyxane FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    That pre-recorded 'it was probably me'

  • ShadowSICK66 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    I cry because i wasn't there

  • Peanut1996 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    God i cant wait for RTX London

  • bilboswaggings FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    so now we know that Rimmy Tim is just better looking and a bit more fuckable Lil J

    • bilboswaggings FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      keep that mask on

    • Mattlikethepaint FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      xD savage

  • AaronRacer12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    I'm glad I only travel by 18 wheeler.

  • lottiesaurus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    I actually love hearing about travelling and flying (probably because I do it so infrequently).

  • scottster246 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    I flied to Austin and the machines recognise me in my passport photo

    My photo is from when I was 15 and had blonde hair


    I am now 23 with vibrant blue hair

    • Ohnox FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      I am not sure about USA, but in Finland hair color doesn't matter. Its mostly face and fingerprint (if your passport has it).

    • Mattlikethepaint FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      Passports last so long that it's crazy if your hair looks the same as it does in the picture. I've never heard of anybody not being allowed to travel because of hair

  • Greeney22 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    I was at this Off Topic. Really great episode and fun to watch in person

    • Mattlikethepaint FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      That's awesome

    • alansmyth

      9 months ago

      One of the best episodes yet

  • HarrisonFoun FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Those strideline socks were the ugliest fucking thing ever 

  • MichaelWaite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ponetastic

    9 months ago

    I wish we could have that video of Matt singing "99 Red Balloons"


    It sounds gloriously funny.

    • jdr733552 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      Its on the Ah twitter

    • Mattlikethepaint FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      Dude yeah you can still watch it, they post a bunch of videos to Twitter and Tumblr and stuff. Check out the "Things that look like ladders you can usually climb" one as well


      https://twitter.com/AchievementHunt/status/830525732703006720

    • MichaelWaite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ponetastic

      9 months ago

      @jdr733552 @Mattlikethepaint


      You guys...


      *SNIFF*


      We need a HERO tag so we can properly mod people like you guys!


      I think I'm gonna cry...

  • Un4given3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Funny story, I actually lost my ID the same way Michael almost lost his laptop on my way back from RTX in Austin

  • Osprey9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Matt: Why the heck do we keep these guys around?

    Burnie: Cause they are our second most popular division

    • Mattlikethepaint FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      What's the first most popular division? Just Rooster Teeth?

    • Osprey9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      Animation

  • CatSea FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keyblade Apprentice

    9 months ago

    My mum came into my room as Lindsay said "Thanks for fucking, Jeremy." Awkward.

  • Osprey9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Geoff drinking, Michael Raging, Jeremy getting hurt, Gavin doing stupid stuff. How is this any different than AH

  • tomcat941 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Great podcast. And I always like it when they film what they do at live events so that we all get to see it, but, I don't know if it is just me, or if it is actually the camera, but it seems that the edges, particularly on Michael and Jeremy are incredibly blurry. I noticed it about halfway through and it started to hurt my eyes. Again it might just be me, and it's not a massive thing, but if there is a way to avoid that in the future it might be cool to do so. Otherwise thanks for providing the live content to those who would never be able to make it over there!!!

    • Robjec FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      I think its because of where the focus was set. Michael and Jeremy were siting closer to the camera then everyone else. It was a bit annoying once i noticed it but oh well lol :p

    • william_smoak FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      i noticed that blurriness as well so its not just you. 

  • martinmacs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Rimmy Tim was Jeremy all along?! This is as surprising as Mr. America being revealed to be Hulk Hogan!

  • lydiaqcabose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Listen to this podcast made me feel so much better about accidentally spending $50 shipping 6 strawberries to my mom for Valentine's Day. -.- 

  • WickedSeven FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TheWickedZach

    9 months ago

    Had my sunglasses stolen from the items bin  at LAX as I was getting screened and my back was to it. Ask TSA if they can look at a camera real quick to see who took it and they replied that is not their function and I need to go.

    • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

      9 months ago

      Indeed. The function of security cameras is not to provide security for the people actually using the service. I get that they are technically there to serve as a source of information if they're looking for major criminals and  in case of big threats, but it also seems a bit pointless to have security devices but refuse to use them to catch criminals when you know for a fact that a crime has been committed. The only logic behind it that I can see is that it's "a waste of man power" for minor things, but it also implies that they couldn't care less what crimes are committed as long as no one actually sees the person committing it or it's not a threat to people's lives.....

  • Rallion2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    No credits? That's a shame.

  • ChrisGhensi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Moron McFuckface

    9 months ago

    I really don't think this angle does justice to how many people were there. Put it this way, I had a VIP pass and the room was so full that I had to sit two rows back from the VIP seats because all the VIP seats were taken. There was not an empty seat in a room so big there were two extra screens.

    • tahupierce FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      Wow, you'd never know it. I'd have guessed there were a few hundred 

    • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

      9 months ago

      It sounds pretty much just like RTX in Austin last year. That one did show a bit more of the crowd than this did, but they never really show a good shot of just how many people are at these sorts of panels. They should really do a sweeping shot of the audience before zooming in on the stage.....

    • WerewolfLink FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      Probably because Jeremy removed a VIP row for his Rimmy Tim stunt.

  • Bobisfive FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Realtitan7

    9 months ago

    i love when you guys talk about traveling

    • srvvlhm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold David Kane

      9 months ago

      Yeah, some of us never get to travel.

  • SarivanGP FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    they better had filmed a rtx sydney last call lmao i want jack to break the entire set

  • OnlyNameIGot FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    AAAHHH! Haha! I made the comment on Twitter about how a photo of them looked like the Last Supper and they did it for the thumbnail! Haha! Awesome!

  • SirCreyn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold SECOND

    9 months ago

    Probably my favorite Off Topic yet

  • Shebby FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Clem Clem

    9 months ago

    Definitely wasn't as good as the last one, where Michael got drunk off his ass and screamed at the audience for 25 minutes

    • Osprey9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      Last one was Geoff talking about killing animals

    • Dillbob FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      I think he was talking about RTX in general, not just RTX Sydney

    • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

      9 months ago

      @Osprey9 They meant the last panel Off Topic, not the last Off Topic from Australia. The one they are referring to was the one from RTX in Austin last year.....

    • Icky427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Icky

      9 months ago

      i cant imagine how they would even top that.