That's Not Me Being Racist - #57

Off Topic: That's Not Me Being Racist - #57

The AH Crew sit down to talk about New Year’s Eve, Gavin’s house, favorite things in 2016, and more on this week's Off Topic!

This episode originally aired December 30, 2016 and is sponsored by Blue Apron (http://cook.ba/2anKnjV)

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  • ChromeAxl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    1:19:00 Andy talking about that Breaking Bad story, A) he was right that the midseason for Season 5 ended with Hank on the toilet, and B) the EXACT same thing happened to me too! I was jumping for fucking joy when I learned there was another half season remaining!

  • OrangeWoomy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Arisa

    6 months ago

    I died when Jack slapped Gavin's glass.  Fucking gold.  laughing

  • Great_B_Rad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    you know now that they mention it. Why not sell gavin's house to a roosterteeth fan? I'm pretty sure he'd get rid of it in an hour if he did that

  • Valkyrie42 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    The comment that asking someone with one tattoo about tattoos is like asking a virgin for sex advice amuses the shit out of me, because that was literally my life for a couple of years at uni. My sexually active friend would ask me, a very much not sexually active person, about sex stuff, because I'd happily research that shit for her. 


  • Dimst FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I mean.. I am living in north austin and am in the market to buy a home... Soooo... 

  • sacutiepie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Jack Pattillo I swear to fucking god stop talking up that trash pile Cursed Child

  • sacutiepie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Dear Diary, It's been 84 years but Gavin said fuck again on a podcast (at around 12:45)

  • PrivateZim FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I could not have written that stigmatism/the stig joke moment any better than it happened..

    the joke, jack's look, andy's "what does that mean?"... just perfect... bravo!

  • SamuelF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    he was on drugs, lol eating brisket 

  • Wiseposterior FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Didn't see the play, but that screenplay book was the worst piece of shit I've ever read in my life.

  • richardparker14 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Jack! I also had to put my cat down over christmas vacation!! D':

  • graysavaga

    6 months ago

    I think Gav is becoming an eastern european, hes renting out houses and wearing track suits.lol

  • refrakt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mike Craig

    6 months ago

    So Jack's Dallas trip has got to be an RTAA, right?

  • bobby231983 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RoosterTeethFanMan

    6 months ago

    Saying someone is Mexican is not being racist, as Mexican is not a race. It is a nation which would make them a nationalist. Hispanic is a racial term not Mexican..

    • ericsartor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      sure, if you wanna get real technical and linguistic about it.  but we all know what someone means when they say "mexicans".  they aren't talking about about the white people living in Mexico...

  • habbinson222 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I listen whilst walking my dog :) last podcast made me look like such a weirdo laughing whilst walking around a field in minus 1 weather :D

  • ulawfulyyours FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    i feel like my professional life is at a 9, and my personal life is at a 2....

  • TheAngrySwede

    6 months ago

    My condolences to both Jack and Katey about losing their cat :( Sucks to lose such a long time family member ..but living so many years with two such cool owners im sure that kitty had a good and happy life! :)

  • HunterK13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I love how death still surprises people. It happens all the time. I get that it sucks, but seriously, with all the innocent people who were murdered this year and cops and civil servants who were executed, you'd think that people would see that as why the year was terrible. But nope, it's some famous people died and Donald Trump getting elected.  We really suck as people sometimes. 

    • JumpingJellyShellyBean FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      All people talk about is the celebrity deaths, but to be fair they are more impactful to more peoples lives. Star Wars is a movie pretty much everybody has at the very least heard about, Princess Leia is a huge part of culture. Gene Wilder was a massive part of a lot of peoples childhood with Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, I can't even begin to estimate how often I watched it growing up. Alan Rickman was Hans Gruber, he was Severus Snape, he was in several romance movies I watched only because he was in them. These are people that we've grown up with, so it makes sense that their death would be notable to us. We've watched them and developed a feeling of knowing them, we've had exposure to them that has made mourning them easier. 


      Yes, so many other people died who died a hero, who died in the line of duty, but there's a certain distance between those people and us that makes it more of a statistic. It doesn't strike us the same way. As a law abiding citizen I have extremely limited exposure to police officers and I'm not a military personal or in a city with a military base, so that exposure is limited as well. Those deaths are tragic, but those people didn't play that part in our life that celebrities have, they weren't someone who we watched all through our childhood. 


      "One death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic." It's not that we suck as people, it's just the way our brain handles things. 

  • Justin-Thadick FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Littering and....?

    6 months ago

    at some point I'm pretty sure Andy asked Michael to go to the bathroom...what a cute kid

  • The_BESTeves FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    BTW The Office is still on Netflix.

  • Prowler_477

    6 months ago

    I was rear ended while listening to on the spot last month... Damn it Risinger 

  • TheUnNamedGod FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    anyone else super bothered by jacks hat being uneven on his glasses?

  • Robbywag90

    6 months ago

    why would you ask your friend for news on his life, he dosnt tell news all the time, you should ask a reporter, they tell news way more!

  • UndeadRooster02 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Think Gav's got another SlomMoGuys episode (Champagne bottle)

  • PrivateZim FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I would not have thought it... but an off topic without goeff, ryan or jeremy somehow makes me... less interested

    • TheAngrySwede

      6 months ago

      Go-Eff ...Superman´s secret uncle!

  • domwatts FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Got to say, Andy has really gotten into shape

  • Sylabus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rimiest Little Pony Make

    6 months ago

    It's an astigmatism...mmm.......when you work in the eyeglass/eyewear/contact lens areas of Healthcare, some things get to bug you....or me.....probably just me. XD

  • Framejumper FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    some people should not be in public or talk to people at all. fuck that twitter guy. what a dick fuck

  • DanielAusti1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    when andy puts on the red jacket, i was instantly reminded of that elf on a shelf thing.

  • DizzyTiger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Lindsey is so cute just always smiling in the background. 

    • Natrone FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      The platinum blonde really works for her too

  • nazrtaj

    6 months ago

    Does anyone remember Gavin talking about how he had a mushroom in one of his rooms and that he would cut it and it would keep growing back? Was this the house that he can't sell or is it his new one? I wonder whatever happened to that mushroom..

    • Natrone FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      I think that was Geoff's guest house

  • YvesDempsey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    +1 for the Top Gear joke!

  • IanBray FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Hey Gav those light switches that don't do anything might turn on your outlets that don't work. Just a thought

    • devilito666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      Ya i have a light switch that only works when a lamp is pluged in.

  • Elligater FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Now I'm imagining Gav in shitty Oxford pt on new years

  • cantab1611 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I also got a mermaid tail blanket and it is rad. 10/10 would be gifted again

  • Nahiko FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Andwew

  • wigglebox FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    gavin "can i film that?" free 

  • Cpt_Clueless333 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I still have 2 random k'nex sticks in my room, as an (almost) 20 year old. I got that set when I was like 9. Through multiple moves, all the shit I lost, I still have these fucking k'nex XD

  • Jrex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gus Sponsor

    6 months ago

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  • sofa420 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I was hoping Grand Tour would essentially be just Top Gear specials. It's been kind of a letdown.


    And Jack, you really can't blame a guy for punching Dan Harmon in the face. He makes great stuff, be even he'll admit that he's an asshole.


    And Gavin is right, phial is equal to vial.

  • wideeyeddave FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Fake Professor

    6 months ago

    "like asking for sex advice from a virgin"?  You're right, it's nothing like that, at best it's like asking for sex advice from someone who's just had sex for the first time, while it's still fresh in their mind and they know what it's like that first time which is an experience that people only get once.  

    "No, you want to ask sex advice from crazy Jeb, don't worry, he's only crazy from the syphilis, just don't shake his hand.  You don't want to know where that's been.  Yeah he's had sex with almost everything, and he's caught nearly all the STI's. I talked to him for two hours before I realised he wasn't talking about Pokemon.  And if he offers you a drink DO NOT DRINK IT!"

    Asking first time tattooees is good advice for deciding on if tattoos are for you.

  • RiordanOwensAus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    lol when Gavin took the jacket off he looked like Sam from Screwattack lol

  • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

    6 months ago

    Jack, they shit all over the AC movie because it was a shit movie. I went and saw it last week, and it was not a good movie by any means. From a technical standpoint, it's not the "worst" movie I've seen in any regard, but from a viewing standpoint it was terrible. The characters were bland and lifeless, the historical assassins got no character development and were only on screen for a few fight scenes, and said fight scenes featured some of the worst cinematography I've ever seen, with far too many cuts for the action to be enjoyable at all. Also, roughly 75% or more of the movie was the modern day stuff, when that is widely considered to be the least enjoyable part of any AC game. Combine that with a complete lack of exposition, and it was clear that the movie wasn't intended for anyone who wasn't already an AC fan. And for people who were AC fans, there were so many things just wrong or that didn't make any sense, that I don't know how anyone could enjoy it unless they just have blind love for the series. The two things that bothered me the most though, were the fact that the apple of eden wasn't the golden orb that they always are, but rather was a bland dull grey ball that emitted a green light for some reason. And second of all that the animus in the movie made no damn sense from a plot perspective and was clearly there just to make it "visually interesting". Oh, another minor thing that annoyed me. The main character started experiencing the bleeding effect in full force, complete with his ancestor talking to him and directly fighting him, (which in and of itself made no sense), after just a single instance of being in the animus. All of that combined with just a lot of minor things that makes no sense at all from either a continuity or even basic storytelling perspective, just made it for a very unenjoyable experience. If I hadn't also bought a ticket to see Rouge One right after AC, then I would have walked out of the theater. And this is coming from a fan who preordered all the special editions of the games, including the very first one, up until the most recent ones.....


    Sorry for the rant everyone, but I just really really disliked that movie and thought it failed worse than any other video game based movie I've seen. While AC did technically get more "right" about the universe, I'll even go so far as to say that as a movie, the Super Mario Brothers movie was more enjoyable.....

    • Evv FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold KevinEverett

      6 months ago

      You're telling someone else that a movie was bad. If someone enjoyed the movie, there is no need to tell them why the movie they thought was okay "is bad" according to your judgement. 


      Just enjoy what you are watching. If you did not enjoy it then don't fuss about it to someone else who did. 

      I do agree with what you had to say though, but there is no point of ranting in the comments.

    • Dethfuse FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      The movie was fine. People have different opinions.

  • safetyhazared FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    when are we getting a cloudberry shirt 

  • chiefwillis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Happy new years, 2017! Let's hope no one important f*cks up big time! Cheers to hope!

  • lolsmcfee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    i wonder if andy would buy my 100 pounds of legos to play with 

  • EssuDesu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    6 months ago

    16:25 - I can relate to Gavin LOL

  • SqurtleHurdle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    really which that cork firing in the beginning was in slow mo

  • user-5761f47c31089 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Is this video 60fps or am I crazy? It looks like it has that weird "realer than real" effect going on.

  • Alyssa_Mali FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    GoFundMe for all RT fans to buy gavins house and visit it whenever they want xD