My House Will Choke a B*tch - #56

Off Topic: My House Will Choke a B*tch - #56

The AH Crew sit down to talk about remote control helicopter stunts, GTA Import/Export DLC, the return of attic squirrels,and more on this week's Off Topic!

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  • TidalSoltair FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    i had the web shooter thing i bought 4 for my nephews but 2 of them didn't work so they had to make due with being one handed spidey they were so cute being 3 and 4 running around in spider man and venom pajamas 

  • ZachKern FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I love Lil- J's jacket 

  • mOneDerboy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    "off-topic-the-achievement-hunter-podcast-2016-56-na8ana"  is the tail of the url. Almost banana in the URL.

  • Reptiledisfunction FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Gavin's solution of getting more owls to deal with the squirrels reminds of that episode of the simpsons where they bring in more and more different animals to deal with the previous problem

  • M19A85T FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    What is Jeremy talking about LOL hes been listening to made up lyrics - http://www.metrolyrics.com/let-it-snow-lyrics-christmas-carols.html

    • UbberDutch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      You've got the wrong song there, man. Try looking at this one. 

    • M19A85T FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      UbberDutch - your right this must be the song Jeremy was on about but it's still not a rape song LOL

  • Bismarckee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Sounds great . . . I don't know why I keep listening to this as an audio podcast.

    Edit: I can't watch these while at work, or at school. So I typically just listen to them, as I've been doing sense the Drunk Tank podcast. 

    • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

      5 months ago

      Honestly, ever since RT as a whole started doing video podcasts, I can't bring myself to just listen to them. Even when I'm mostly using them for background noise or rewatching them, I have to have the video component. Even with stuff like The Patch where the video aspect doesn't really affect anything......

  • afinley92 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Believe it or not, Ryan isn't crazy about the eye thing. I can't seem to find the source at the time, but in Ancient Egypt they used to put small bags of sand on top of their eyes while they slept to temporarily increase their vision. The constant pressure on the cornea reshapes your eyeball and temporarily improves your vision. 

  • Dimst FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    guess who found a new text tone.... lol

  • MartyGras2

    5 months ago

    Nice payback Jeremy. Yes that stuff is cold when that happens

  • osmiumwings FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Jeremy I also thought "I say mommy kissing Santa Claus" was a bad song when I was a kid haha. I was always confused why so many adults were okay with the meaning and then I grew up and I was like...ohhhh

  • LazarouDave FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Can't afford Double Gold

    5 months ago

    So...apparently Gavin said 'fuck' 6 times in this ep, at least according to the OTP Swear Jar, so...whatever happened to him keeping it clean...

  • dmrahn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    First thing you do: check the link dump to see how soon they start talking about Roombas.

    Step 2: cry because it's the first link after the sponsors.

  • JeremyJasonA FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Content Creator Guy

    5 months ago

    Haha! They talked about Biem! XD The butter sprayer! I covered that product on my YouTube channel! Got a lot of views too :P

  • bradym67 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    owcdigital. Limited ports on PCs? My PC has like 12 USB ports.

    • bhoffman20 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      It's for those nonsense macbooks that only have one port for everything I believe

  • TooMargo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Margo

    5 months ago

    Andy. The eye this where your eye looked like it was running. It natual in my left eye. My eye doctor said it messes my vision up more tho.

  • NSippy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Looks like funhaus gets a shoutout from Gavin's credit this week

  • KingDaveXXII FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Loading...

    5 months ago

    last call, please be uploaded soon.  i love you 

  • junglebook2brucepoo

    5 months ago

    No last call?

  • Ryokugan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 俺はのんびりやるために生まれてきた。

    5 months ago

    I don't know about only wearing one contact, but I can tell you from having one semi-fucked-up eye that your brain seems to prioritize the one that sees better. (Retina in my left eye detached when I was 20. Had a surgery to correct it, but my vision never recovered back to what it was before.)

  • DBKoopa166

    5 months ago

    I just had this thought about another Shenanigans. Why not take Gavin's chair, Reupholster it but have a shock collar with the prongs sticking up but hidden within the fluff of the chair and right in the middle between his ass cheeks. Then every so often Geoff can have the collar go off whenever he wishes to shock Gavin's ass?

    • seanmrhodes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      itll only work like once or twice though... still funny but not a whole vid

    • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

      5 months ago

      @seanmrhodes Jeremy axe kicking Gavin's desk only happens once, but it was a whole video. They don't have to be 20 minutes long to be a video. Not to mention that with Jeremy's desk, the "reaction" part wasn't something that happened more than once. It was about the set up, followed by his reaction, which is likely what we'd get if they did this idea as well.....

  • TheCoatGod FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    One time I put a full stick of butter on my bread. it turned yellow. I think it was too much butter

  • Lazygamer14 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I always interpreted Baby Its Cold Outside as two people who want to be together but the girl has to put up a token I need to get home to keep up appearances. At the time the song was written "What's in this drink?" meant you were blaming whatever happened on alcohol I believe, similar to someone saying I told you to give me nonalcoholic beer

  • DeltaDart FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Please do the RC Helicopter Vs episode! That would be hilarious. I'm slightly biased since RC aircraft are my main hobby, but still it would be great!

    • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

      5 months ago

      I'm more interested in seeing them try to get a swarm of them and control it with a single remote....

  • Bluejayount FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    the no gavin symbol should be a "no"se inside the circle with a slash

  • ProfEyebrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    That Andy story is an RTAA if I've ever heard one.

  • Abyssial FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Already 3 minutes in, and I'm like 'Well they recorded it in advance, so they don't know about George Michael by this point...'

    • Mercenary730 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      Since George Michael was TODAY this episode wouldn't have had anything to do with that...

    • KingDaveXXII FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Loading...

      5 months ago

      off topic is live on fridays and prerecorded days in advance if its not live.    even if they streamed this one live they still wouldn't have known about george michael... no one would yet...   

  • XBoxLingo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    That shotgun mic set-up above the table is pretty nuts!

  • JCLegoMan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Too poor for double gold

    5 months ago

    Wow, Gavin's credit. Did he actually say that or is Michael just taking the piss out of Gavin? (Probably didn't say it)

  • AllPurposNrd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    "This is why, in a Walking Dead scenario, I would just kill everyone."


    Well, an IRL zombie apocalypse wouldn't be quite as bad in terms of people being assholes just for shiggles for the simple fact that you have one life and no respawns.


    Well... usually no respawns.

    • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

      5 months ago

      No, they'd be worse since it would be about surviving themselves, rather than just having fun in a game. Not to mention that they'd see it as "well, he can't respawn if I kill him, so I don't risk retribution for doing so and stealing all his supplies".....

  • boshudio FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Gavin, thats called a food processor.

  • BG_Thompson FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Jack really is not a good pilot. He tries all these stunts but never really pulls them off very well. I would say that he is as skilled as an average GTA player

  • 408612 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Rooster Teeth seems to have a bad track record with squirrels. Remember when Gus had a squirrel in his back yard that tried to piss on him one time, and another time it took a seed he planted?

  • Darb672 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Jeremy the rates you get for the export missions are 37k low end, 67k mid, and 100k for a high end.That is if you fully upgrade car.

  • Deanston FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    There is an easy way to guarantee a solo public lobby.


    1. Start a playlist (can be a custom one with only one job).

    2. Complete the playlist.

    3. When it displays the standings for who won the playlist, press X (on Xbox, not sure what it is on PlayStation), to restart the playlist.

    4. When it is in the pre-job lobby, quit back to freeroam. Enjoy the empty lobby.


    I do this with the Criminal Records race, doesn't take long at all.

    • KingDaveXXII FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Loading...

      5 months ago

      thats just a way to create one.   it will fill with people in seconds...  

  • ESCtheCTRL FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Not sure if both macs and pcs are losing ports

    • CommanderLeopard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Human

      5 months ago

      Perhaps not your average PCMR desktop but laptops for sure.

  • That1Aussie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Jeremy's squirrel story is worth a RTAA! Just for the squirrel giving him the middle finger. 

    • Ultimahunter3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      or Andy's encounter with the man at the end

  • NOOBATRON100000 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    as far as the GTA talk not sure If you guys will see this but if you have 2 CEO crate houses it will iliminate the timer I have a  medium and a large it takes me 4 to 6 hours to get 2 mil and the master mind challenge (dong all the heists without anyone dying) can be cheesed if somone dies you all dashboard and quit the game before the mission failed screen pops up and the game wont save the death. also there is a glitch with the last heist so u can do the finally over and over again and for the public matches GTA servers are usually shity and if u press the start button and go to find new session in the online tab you hit that a bunch until the game puts u in a lobby by yourself or with a small amount of other players once you have that you can kick anyone out of the lobby with majority rule and the lobby becomes a private through kicking anyone who joins.

    • zechio FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      Very nice, though something to keep in mind is that your associates aren't really getting paid when you do this. Most people mix in VIP work to help spread the money a bit.

  • adamdothunt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Man these guys are committed coming in on christmas for 2 hours. 

    • NotFish FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      IKR, most people would've just pre-recorded something like this. *cough cough*

  • EnderofGames FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Kudos to the control room for that Spanish translation. 

  • shakir7364 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I'd be cool with watching the gang try to do the perfect heists.

  • JohnVuojo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Wanderer

    5 months ago

    GTA: The Movie

  • darkfleet FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Gavin was mugged for 20k not too long ago. During a video you guys were doing in the airport.

  • mollyflood FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Towards the end of the podcast, Gavin still shooting silly string at Jeremy, I think to myself, "I'd be so annoyed right now. I'd probably take the can and spray it down Gavin's back." Almost as if Lil J heard me, casually takes the can from Gav and does just that. Feels like a Christmas Miracle.

  • ChaoticPKK FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Tony

    5 months ago

    I'm with you on the eye thing, Haywood. I've slept particularly heavily on my face in the past and woken up with regular human eyesight in whichever eye I was on

  • shinigami244 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    "I'd be worried about losing it" might be the funniest thing gavin has ever said. 

  • Magisey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I heard that xmas song tonight. What a creepy ass song. "What's in this drink?" really cranked up the uncomfortable factor

  • speedingcheetah FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Michael.....u do know about Spray butter....right??  I buy and use it all the time. Its liquid butter in a spray bottle. Why buy some $150 device when spray butter cost like $3.

    • KingDaveXXII FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Loading...

      5 months ago

      thats like fake and processed "butter".  he wants the real buttery deal 

  • Icky427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Icky

    5 months ago

    ive had good luck getting in public rooms by myself on gta on pc in free aim mode. random people suck for sure. i feel like if i saw AH in a public lobby id probably just try to watch from a distance. id feel really shitty if i fucked something up because i know they're trying to do stuff and they dont WANT to be in public.

  • queenvsbarton FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold possibly made of lego

    5 months ago

    my dad got that same helicopter a couple weeks ago and he keeps zipping it around the house. he's gotten pretty good at it, too. almost landed it in a sink full of dishes once. it's pretty durable. i'd recommend flying it around peoples' heads when you get the hang of it because its basically a huge mosquito to annoy your friends with.

  • Warillusen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    What the fuck is Jeremy's dad. 

    • Sol_Santana FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Henchman for hire.

      5 months ago

      Monster Truck Senior.