Pregnancy Is Bullsh*t - #53

Off Topic: Pregnancy Is Bullsh*t - #53

The AH Crew sit down to talk about pregnancy, couple fights, cheeses, and more on this week's Off Topic!

This episode originally aired December 2, 2016 and is sponsored by MeUndies (http://bit.ly/29QtMVP) and MVMT Watches (http://bit.ly/2ghIaFP)

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  • ZebbraFries FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    8 months ago

    I am one of those people who hates Lord of the Rings. I just find them so boring and I can't sit through it. 

  • Antharwn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTNY Admin

    8 months ago

    Shout out to Ryan. Zaxby's sauce is fantastic! 
    That being said... Cane's sauce is also epic...
    now I want chicken. Thanks Achievement Hunter.  lindsay

  • mike_ho0609

    9 months ago

    The Bible thing was Lot's (the nephew of Abraham) daughters wanting to repopulate, so they get their father drunk and had intercourse.

  • Tristan_D FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

     My mom had to get a c-sec with my younger brother of 18 months because he had the umbilical cord wrapped around his neck and almost suffocated, must've been scary. Also every time I hear or read c sec(tion) it makes me think of mass effect.

  • selonianth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    If you want the general 'Texas Style' way of hating on someone. Just listen to the song "Pray for you" by Jaron and the Long Road. You'll get the gist pretty quick.

  • moon_fox4 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Yaaaassss Griffin! I've been eating honey with my chicken nugs since I was just a little one. THE BEST

  • HidingFromTheSpotlight FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    The first five or so minutes of Fly Away Home always made me cry like a bitch. 

  • maddog2201 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Flip-flops, or thongs as we call them, it's a national past time to be able to run in them, move things, and generally if you're helping your mate move you're wearing thongs, so, yeah, we're used to it really. 

  • Lillian Dr. Pepper-Chan

    10 months ago

    Damn Griffon's got some guns. I'd let her beat me up.

  • r0b0run FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    so is it just me or is Lindsay really glowing !!!!

  • GeeWillikers13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I strongly agree with Ryan, Zax Sauce is one of the best things to ever happen to chicken. 

  • JohnVuojo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Wanderer

    10 months ago

    Columbo is great. If you haven't seen it, then you owe it to yourself to watch it.

  • HunterK13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    The biblical story referenced had nothing to do with Noah. It was actually much, much later. Abraham's nephew Lott and his daughter's fled into the mountains at the destruction of Soggom and Gamorah. His older daughter convinced the younger daughter they needed children to continue the family line and  anytime he drank they got him drunk so they could bare children. Which is apparently the oldest recorded incident of incest (if you believe The Bible is a valid historical source). It's debated in Biblical Scholarship wether this is when incest became a thing, not because it wasn't bad, but because it never happened before.

    • Syrlhan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Overlord/???

      10 months ago

      Well the act of two family members copulating had occurred before. like you said, if we follow The Bible as a valid historical source, after Cain murdered Abel he ran away and married his sister. It doesn't explicitly say that they had sex, but it can be inferred seeing as how they had children. The interesting thing would be trying to figure out when imitate  family members became off limits, seeing as how everyone would be your family in that situation. How many generations passed before they had enough people to start seeing incest as thing?

    • HunterK13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      That is true, however, since (according to the Bible) they were the only people on earth at that point, they had no choice. It's actually a very interesting topic to hear debated if you get scholars with different theories on the origins of man (e.g. Man originated in Africa, Man originated from Mesopotamia, Multiple origins theory, etc.). I really enjoy learning about the earliest human civilizations. 

  • Daks FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Jersey Devil

    10 months ago

    Emma Watson as Belle confused me as well. It didn't fit well to me. Her face isn't soft enough. 

  • ZsivonKron FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I think I need a Griffon inspired shirt "Never say no to knowledge" :)

  • GrumpyDruunk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold GrumpyDruunk

    10 months ago

    TIL what Aioli is.

  • RyanLionel01 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    And as always, I am starving after an episode of Off Topic

  • sarabethloves FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

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  • ZF_ErrorCode FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    this was my favourite discussion about food ever

  • thecowboi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    "one more thing.."

  • AllPurposNrd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    "If you make eye contact with people and talk to them, shit happens."


    This is my nightmare.

  • Lyxane FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    THERE WAS ROOM FOR 2!

  • MBarrett50cal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    i love it when jack or Jeremy are not here because they actually talk about something besides the first membership plugs, theater mode and extra life. honestly i love the show but there has been 106 hours of this podcast and i recon 99 of them were spent plugging something 

  • MartyGras2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

     So that is what Meg was talking about the other night. I just thought it was a just typical lets play in Uno not Uno The Movie.  The audio of the movie really made the video for me.  My body ached afterwards from laughing so much.

  • whalepoops

    10 months ago

  • Oxie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    >reads title

    >gasp!

    >assumes someone is pregnant

    >assumes Ryan is having another child

    >realizes is idiot because didn't read description before watching 

  • masher14 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    DnD is meant to be played for 4 - 8 hours. I'm all for longer episodes of Heroes and Halfwits.

  • kimeeks FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Oh my gosh, I didn't think anyone else dunked their nuggets into honey! I've had so many people tell me that it was gross; I'm so happy that someone else eats them that way!

  • Dem_Dirty_Blues FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Because it's the CUP

    10 months ago

    Griffin's hat is  fire

  • PlayPodSK FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    i told so many people in the comments of the uno videos that the editing in the video was probably the easiest that they have done. which it is. with multicam editing the uno lets plays probably took as long as the video is.( adding time for the text of coarse) 

  • SellsBells FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Every time I think of Griffin I think of an episode of the RT podcast I listened to with her telling ghost stories. It's cool that she brought up that kind of stuff again on this podcast. I love when she's on here! 

  • truthofpie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Fly Away Home was the movie with the geese Lindsay was talking about.

  • J527bama FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Honestly I think Emma is a great choice for Belle just because Hermione is so similar to her. Granted I haven't seen any non-Harry Potter movies with her so I can't defend how good or bad her acting is. I'm just excited to see the movie because it looks so freaking gorgeous!!


    On another note, when is Uno The Movie getting a sequel?

  • Phatnaru FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    35:00 Gavin seemed kind of offended by that comment.

  • DarkTempler7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I'm kind of suprised that no one has reverse-engineered what ever causes male patern baldness into a treatment that kills hair producing cells. I feel like that'd make so much money if it were a thing.

    • HerosBane2854 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      As far as I'm aware, male pattern baldness is due to genetics and/or hormone levels. I don't think you can make a targeted treatment using those mechanisms.

    • DarkTempler7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      Well that's kind of disappointing. Though it does sound like a thing that could be done in another decade or two.

  • Mushimaka FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Columbo is one of my favourites!! 

  • SteveEsquire FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Thank god. The tiny tap is on the end now. Drove me nuts for nearly a year being randomly put in the middle.

  • dbkoopa166 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Griffon is still my favorite female on the internet. She is so awesome!

  • zgillet FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt6290024/

  • zgillet FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    If you like Columbo try Hercule Poirot... easily the best detective stories in books. I haven't seen much of the show though.

  • Yukito_097 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Kool Guy

    10 months ago

    Have you guys ever watched Once Upon a Time? If so, what do you think of their take on Beauty and the Beast?

  • HenroTee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Yeah Emma Watson is not a good actress. We didn't really see it before because we just saw her as Hermoine, so the weakness in her acting we could chalk it up as "acting choices". But now the more we see her act the clearer it becomes that she has almost no range.

  • DivaSara FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Some Asshole

    10 months ago

    Now I really want some chicken nuggets

  • schusta FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Everyone is wrong and the best chicken nugget sauce is honey dill

  • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

    10 months ago

    Also, I enjoy Columbo quite a bit. I saw it a time or so on tv growing up, and my grandmother has the complete series on dvd, so I've watched a fair share of episodes in recent months when I visit her. It's a pretty good show.....

  • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

    10 months ago

    Really tame episode, but I think this may be my favorite crew for Off Topic. They had more times than usual when they had dead zones in the conversations, but it also felt more like they were genuinely interested in talking to each other than usual as well and the topics were more about what they wanted to talk about rather than what is just "relevant", if any of that makes sense. I also just want more of Griffon and Ryan interacting, since I can't tell if they're friends, or if Griffon secretly hates him sometimes. Last thing of note though, is that I enjoy Griffon talking a bit more openly than she does when Geoff is also there. She's pretty open normally, but it feels like she holds back a lot less when he isn't around to defend himself.....

  • Tarex

    10 months ago

    It's not a purely biblical standpoint that we are all the product of incest. I think mitochondrial DNA suggests that most, if not all, humans are the product of a single female. I don't know if it's been debunked yet...

    • chaos2367 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      humans did not start as humans as we know them now. it was a long process from microbe to creature, to human and it was not so for just a single lifeform but many evolving under similar circumstances. we did not all just spring from one womb that just appeared from nowhere. a theory being debunked is not proof of its factuality, it is still just a theory and a poorly supported one. we may have come from a single location on earth, but we did not come from a single female. the genetic diversity required to make a functioning species is proof enough of that. if the human race died down to one man and one woman, those two alone could not recreate the human race even under ideal living conditions. you might be able to get a few generations before genetic disorders and defects made survival past a point impossible. the last generation would be plagued by infertility, stillborns, disease, frailty, etc. 

  • JMAEDER08 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Michael resorts to pulling every tap before finally giving up. Priceless.

  • nooksi28 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold nooksi28

    10 months ago

    wait doesnt ryan drink alcohol?

    • DeadxJester FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      By what ive seen, he just doesnt care for drinking himself . Some people are like that (myself included)

    • PlayPodSK FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 months ago

      no he doesn't... where have you been?

  • BayleeBrown FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    I sound like a pretentious dick, but I love how americans say poutine. Moving province to province I've had to change how I say it, but how Michael says it is just a treasure.