I’d Cry White Tears - #49

Off Topic: I’d Cry White Tears - #49

The AH Crew sit down to talk about last week’s aftermath, Extra Life stretch goals, bread sandwiches, and more on this week's Off Topic!

This episode originally aired November 4, 2016 and is sponsored by Dollar Shave Club (http://bit.ly/2cujr4z) and Texture (http://bit.ly/2fk7wFG)

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  • jprudnick FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    that's a bit of a miscategoriation of libertarians, they believe that paying for schools or roads should be done by individuals and businesses rather than  a government.  It's less about being selfish and far more about believing that government is inefficient and being stupidly idealistic.

  • abi-juice FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold cosplay and video games,

    4 months ago

    i'm watching off topic since i haven't watched in a couple of weeks and i'm kinda surprised jack called the write-ins for harambe.

  • Zeikai FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    http://mugshots.com/US-Counties/Texas/Williamson-County-TX/Jack-Shannon-Pattillo.67029068.html  No picture sadly

  • NSippy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Posted this in the subreddit, wanted to post it here in case the sub isn't checked often.


    "Engineer here (Not a sound engineer, so my DSP might be a bit rusty)


    Here's what I can make of your sampling rate/audio issue.


    Sending data at a higher rate than is being recorded shouldn't cause any issue. If the recording rate is twice the sending rate, you're basically just ignoring every other sample provided, but the time stays synchronized. The issue comes when the recording is played at a different rate than it was collected.


    If you're listening in Audacity, then there's a "select rate" option when you click on the track name. If this option is changed to 96 kHz, you're not changing any of audacity's recording settings, you're just changing the playback rate. That'll distort the audio, as you're playing at a rate that is double the rate it was recorded, so the playback is accelerated (it takes two seconds of audio to playback one second of sound at twice the rate).


    If the entire project has the problem, then go to the "Selection" bar and check the "Project Rate."

    The same effect of slow-mo audio being very deep, the sped up video would sound like it has had the "high-pass filter" effect Gavin described.


    The file may be fine if you've only listened on the host machine, and you're simply hearing the playback at the wrong rate. If you tried it on another machine, and it sounded the same, then you can try to resample the data through Audacity. In the tracks menu, there should be a "Resample" option. That, or export the entire project at the correct sample rate if it's more than one track.


    Good luck guys, hopefully this was helpful (and someone checks comments on these posts). Love the content."

  • YAAYGAMES FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Strange and Confused

    5 months ago

    I don't think I have ever heard ryan say "Fat assholes" before


  • CaptnSarcasm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    This part made me laugh so i made a gif of it. Enjoy!

    Hahp Hahp!!

  • MatthewJame4 Super fucking broke but

    5 months ago

    Dogs hate grapes? my dog loves em.

  • stillslytic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Stretch challenge - Enchilada night at Ryan's!

  • axmiller FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Ryan is so proud of his toast sandwich.

  • joejitsu94 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    "staying up until 4 is filth"- gavin free. it is now 6 in the morning... hes not wrong.

  • Riccasze FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Considering one of the men in the birth control trial commit suicide, another attempting it, and the permanent sterility, it's not entirely 'men just being wimps'; those are genuinely terrible side effects. 

    HOWEVER, people also seemed to be confused/don't understand that those are some of the same dangerous side effects that female birth control has always had, including depression and suicidal tendencies, not only 'mood swings and acne'.


    Imagine you were cooking at your house. You've never had oven gloves, so you're always getting burned on hot shit, and you've been telling your mom about this forever and she's never done anything about it. One day your friend comes to cook with you, and all of a sudden your mom comes up and tells your friend "Hey fire is dangerous, go play in the backyard until I can find oven gloves," but you still have to cook without them. And you're just standing there with years of second degree burns on your hands like hey your friend is safe, great, but like what the fuck, Mom?

    That's the issue that this brings up for me personally

  • wander4wonder FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Totally unneeded jab at France there Ryan, careful they might strike.

  • secondvoyager FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I mean, write-ins and third-party voting split the vote and may make it easier for a certain orange man to win. I wouldn't recommend it, especially not in this election.

  • HunterK13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    They stopped the study because of cases of infertility and a guy committed suicide. The men walking out headline was actually misreporting by a dumb news outlet who were making fun of men. Suicide bombers s apparently hilarious to some people, or they did no research. Or both.

  • iiNiQuItYy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    if Burnie is able to attended, we should get burnie drunk. i believe we would all like cat bug to come out. 

  • ninaeatworld FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Has anyone ever gotten a tattoo on extra life? That could be a stretch goal

    • ninaeatworld FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      Never mid I spoke too fast :D

  • arcangel4774 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Apparently in Italy they have a sandwhich that i believe translates to simply "toast". That or I'm misremembering my italian course

  • Geenalee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    As someone who has bartended professionally I really just want to go to their set, check the pressure gauges on the tap, check the hose and then teach them to pour a beer. I know it's for the joke now but it's a trained pain from years of pouring beer. 


    Also, I love the link dump format. Really user friendly :)

  • bbrodriguez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Need an RTAA for the penis and ball superpower stuff (1:05:40)

  • mariners005 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    If you vote Green or Libertarian, you're not voting for them to win, you're voting for them to get 5%. If they hit 5% they can get up to 10 million from the government

  • Stefantababy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    What I learned from Jack. Arizona, New Mexico, and Neveda is the mid west.....

  • maddog2201 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I'm Australian, I have no say but you can be damn sure I'll bitch about what war we get dragged into with no say in the damn matter. Politics sucks sometimes. 

  • Born2lose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Firemen's 4 is  from Real Ale based in Blanco, Texas not Austin, Jack. 


  • Framejumper FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Gavin is 100% to blame

  • AaronKochummen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That guy from that thing

    5 months ago

    #GetRyanIntoAFoamPit2016

  • 408612 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    So when are you guys gonna be on The Chlling Games 2?

  • ntggolfman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    If Indiana and Illinois had a lovechild, then Jack's mystical state of "Indianois" would exist XD

  • rail108 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    My state doesn't have early voting so we have to go on Tuesday. It makes all the voting stations a shit storm.

  • Papyo

    5 months ago

    Now I gotta show up at the next PAX in an alligator costume and scream "FIGHT ME"  at Jeremy.

  • CarlosAOC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Savage Animal Idiot

    5 months ago

    They should give the guys some RT shirts to cut up and have them each design a shirt from the scraps and auction those off 

  • 408612 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    The black doll that looks like a little girl isn't Emily. The last level, not only do you have all the dolls after you, but you have to play hide-n-seek with Emily. You will have about 90 seconds in between each time you find her. She will hide in the main rooms you first spawn in, and the basement.

  • datderedame FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold drunk bby

    5 months ago

    "Don't be a Ryan" WELL, too late for that.

  • KaleyMonster x2 Guardian

    5 months ago

    As someone who works a night shift job, 6PM to 4:30AM, I can 100% confirm that that is the Hour of Filth™. I make pizza, and when we hit our bar rush from 1:30AM to 2:30AM, that's fine. That's decent. You've been out drinking. Eat your pizza. Sober up a little. And then the clock flips over to 3:00. And you go from the pleasant, happy drunks, to the "I'm six seconds from either screaming, passing out, or puking" drunks. That's the hour when people order delivery, and then knock out, and the delivery driver has to bring the pizza back to the store because they wouldn't answer the door or their phones. 


    Any order past 4AM? Why are you awake? Did your mother teach you nothing???!!!???

  • Flashgio FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Vote Ron Perlman 2016

  • Caeleinn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    We call that kind of bread sandwich a "wish" sandwich. You put two (or three) slices of bread together and wish you had something to put between them. It's a Southern thing, I think.

  • AlecM

    5 months ago

    Gavin's right about sucking through a straw. You don't use your lungs. It's about changing the amount of volume inside your mouth, so the capacity of your mouth isn't important. If your lips are sealed around the straw and you lower your jaw, you increase the volume inside your mouth without changing the amount of air, forcing the liquid up the straw and into your mouth. That's why you can breathe out through your nose and drink through a straw at the same time. As long as you swallow the liquid, you can suck indefinitely without your lungs.

  • Madwarks FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    If that bread is "Extra Thin", what the hell is your Thick slice bread like...

  • Big_Buddy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Not Like This

    5 months ago

    The unexpected tastes bit just reminds me of Geoff's drunken spitcup story

    • JacobPCurley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      I believe the story you are referring to is Burnie's.

  • funhausjet FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    "Man child" -- Was Ryan referring to Boris Johnson?

    • UberSky FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Inexplicable

      5 months ago

      Gove, probably.

  • Obsolete13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    i know im a fat fuck but the milk challenge things is so easy i cant believe how little they drank last year.

    • Kaitlyn221 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      I think Michael's lactose intolerant, so...

    • Obsolete13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      Yeah I know Michael is lactose intolerant but gav could have done better

    • Paydenaddis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Aspiring Writer

      5 months ago

      From a medical perspective alone, the milk challenge is highly dangerous as your stomach can only hole 1/2 gallon in total, and the fats and proteins make your stomach retain the liquid for longer than usual. 

      So seeing as how the average stomach can only hold literally 1/2 of what they tried to drink, it isn't that silly to imagine they, and most people living on this earth, couldn't do it.

    • Obsolete13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      wow I guess im not like most people then. literally didnt feel too different after I did it. Also medically the human stomach expands and can hold up to 3 to 4 liters on average and that was just a simple google search

  • fenix603 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I really wish the mobile app would let me play this offline...

    • maddog2201 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      download the MP3

  • Austriker FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Austriker

    5 months ago

    The male side effects were apparently much more severe idk though, and a few were left infertile permanently

    • ZacPoveda

      5 months ago

      I heard a similar thing, sever depression is a mood swing I guess. Also allegedly one of the trail subjects committed suicide. 

  • Josh59S95 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Have jack play Emily wants to play. However, once he finishes, when he takes off the headset, start an immersion of Emily wants to play in real life lol that jack is now in!!

    • ItsMeBrad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      Or, at the minimum, get an Emily doll and place it in front of him just before he takes off the headset.

  • lcephoenix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Damn, I was just listening to the podcast where they talked about the office suck-off yesterday, so I know exactly what they were talking about! What a coincidence!

    • BurningAlfalfa FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      What episode  was that, felt like its been three years since ive herd anything about the suck-off.

    • lcephoenix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      @BurningAlfalfa

      247! I also time-stamped it for you.

  • Blagar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    As Gavin is talking about how staying up until 3 and 4 is terrible, and you must be doing something wrong, here I am at 3:05 am watching this.

  • MightyMorphine FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    For extra life, they should use Jeremy as a giant paintbrush. Have the AH crew hold him up and dip his head in paint and use him to paint on a giant canvas.

  • Alexsour1515

    5 months ago

    Based on my earlier comment I'm gonna say FUCK IT FOR EVERY "Cool" on this post I will get shot three times and I will donate 100$ per "Cool" and post it on YouTube!!!! I WANT TO MAKE A "TEESHIRT" OUT OF PAINT!!!! #FORTHEKIDS!!!!!!

    • Alexsour1515

      5 months ago

      And if RT gets a word of this I'll take a shout for every 1000$!!!! I'll sign a health waiver and everything!!!! I want to raise money!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Nexx226 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    It was exactly 4 am as Gavin was telling us we shouldn't be awake at 4 am. GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

  • Neo_Baggins FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Got my Cheese Master shirt within 2 minutes of it going live!

  • LiquidWilliam FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I watched this podcast between 3 and 4 am -_-