I Never Asked For This - #48

Off Topic: I Never Asked For This - #48

The AH Crew sit down to talk Pumpkins, Al Sharpton, Earthbound and more on this week's Off Topic!

This episode originally aired October 28, 2016 and is sponsored by Battlefield 1 (http://bit.ly/2ePqBzv) and MVMT Watches (http://bit.ly/2bd8MJW)

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  • Aniki120 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Broswagonist

    4 months ago

    "I'm gonna beat you to death in a goddamn aquabats costume" never stops being funny.

  • ZebbraFries FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    That start tho

  • Weatherwax FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Verbose

    8 months ago

    Why do men think the Pill is bad for you? It's not. It's fine. Transexual people, people going through menopause, and all kinds of people mess about with their hormones all the time. It might slightly adjust your moods, but if you're taking the right ones and you're not going through puberty, there is no permanent effects to you whatsoever. If you stop taking it you go back to normal really fast and it reduces risk of ovarian cancer.

  • Adacus

    9 months ago

    God damn it. Stop giving Apple credit for removing the headphone jack. The Samsung Galaxy S7 is waterproof too, and it has a damn headphone jack. Removing the headphone jack is Apple trying to be "progressive" for no reason.

    • ZebbraFries FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      They also kept exploding, so there's that...

  • RevRhett FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    You know you have listened to/watched to many Off Topics when your inner-monologue's voice becomes Michael's voice....not sure if this is a problem or not.

  • selena902 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Im dying at that introduction

    Wow

  • ecimino97

    9 months ago

    driphone 7

  • Jin_D3vil FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Scotsman

    9 months ago

    I used to play UT2k4 with a Wacom tablet for fun. It's very strange as it's jux position how you use it, I had the clicking down to write as shoot to maintain movement of the aiming while shooting. Then secondary and jump on the side buttons.


    It's funny at least to do it in games you are used to and can manage with smaller inputs. It's however really difficult to play far more complicated games.

  • ijkelly FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Jack plays Outlast for Extra Life???

  • Cole2999 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    After I watched the Emily Wants to Play VR edition, I bought it for myself. Found out I'm the biggest pussy ever. I noped it the whole first night, and I couldn't even do night 2. I in no way blame Jack for not doing it. Literally the most terrifying thing in my life.

  • Danus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Anchorage, Alaska:

    Chilkoot Charlies, deep fried pizza cheeseburger.

  • Forensics4Life FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    When Micheal holds up the sharp bit of broken glass and turns towards Gavin, I was like 60% sure that Gavin's life was about to end...

  • wvboyer

    9 months ago

    funny as shit 5 mins in good god lol


  • hyliaschosenhero FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Gavin held that pumpkin like he held that monitor.

  • hatterandahare FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    i reeeaaaaally liked how Micheal normalized visectemies by saying hey it is way easier for a guy than a woman so of course ill do it!  idk it made me happy that for once the procedure wasnt framed as the most emasculating worst thing ever for dudes. i appreciate it as a lady

  • RiverRunning

    9 months ago

    FUUUUEEEEELLLLLLL! :D ;) :P

  • maddog2201 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    My friend was conceived after his Dad got a Vasectomy for that exact reason, his family say he was the merical baby, I say he was just the one in the chamber.  

  • MartyGras2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    When they setting up for the pumpkin punch, I was repeatedly saying No! because I knew something would get broken.

    Sorry Michael :(.

    I wouldn't know about the heart attack Ryan, You have been doing those push-ups on your stream.

  • Snikdagit FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Deep fried pizza is delicious heresy, all Gavin needs to do is ask his red haired cousins from scottland. Stuff was at literally every fry shop when me and my friends went there for a month.

    • RiverRunning

      9 months ago

      @Gavino - It is really good - I eat mine with brown chippy sauce :D  gavin

  • Requi3m_Toxicity FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Requi3m Toxicity

    9 months ago

    I think i have the same heat sink as Ryan from how he described it. Luckily i got a fucking huge ass case it's a Rosewill Thor V2 Full. Very big so not a lot of room if your cramped for space but if you need a big case that can fit full ATX mobo's and big heat sinks/graphics cards i'd recommend it. It has big ass fans too so great cooling. but yeah building a PC can either be amazing or a pain in the ass some times. built most of my PC's from scratch and have even helped others with PC stuff but i do enjoy doing it.

  • Icarosaurvus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    They've been having wonderful openings recently.

  • Attitude13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Boots

    9 months ago

    Deep fried Pizza is a thing here in Glasgow look up "Pizza crunch"!

    • RiverRunning

      9 months ago

      And Edinburgh too; I'm sure I've seen them in Dundee and Inverness too so I'm gonna say Scotland in general :)

  • sandiegan100 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    thats one way to make an americano  gavin

  • Taylorix

    9 months ago

    ....I use "woman" with my close friends. "Sup, woman," is a regular morning greeting.
    "Hey, woman, you forgot your bag again."
    "Woman. Seriously? You can do better."
    "Goddamnit, woman!"
    I guess I get away with it because I'm also a woman. *shrugs*

  • JayEDJ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    I'm just sitting here, wondering why no one has done a Lil J Table Kick video using TWD Season Premiere....

  • Bassoonist FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Hahahaha. Less that three minutes in and a glass is broken and Michael is screaming.

  • crovvv FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The All-Father

    9 months ago

    They're talking about how great it is that games come out the same time everywhere and I'm just sitting here bitterly awaiting Persona 5 which is out in Japan but doesn't come out till NEXT YEAR everywhere else...

  • JDom717 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    They need to get Marcus to melt the edges of that broken glass so it can be used as a shot glass without cutting anyone

  • wonderbread58 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    What Gavin mentions about the .50 cal bullet is true. Source: I was an armorer with The Marines.

  • wonderbread58 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    At 1:55:30 there is a sharp cut. Did they start talking about stuff that wasn't allowed?

    • JDom717 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      I'm assuming they went too into detail about Joel and Brandon's new show

  • BlinkyBe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold OrdanJay

    9 months ago

    I'm kinda hoping that they will elaborate on that weird hard cut on "Last Call".

    • NinjaWizardd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ash

      9 months ago

      I'd assume that when last call was recorded, they wouldn't have known there was a hard cut 

  • TimothyG FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mr. Dad-Bod Canada 2016

    9 months ago

    New timewaster - trying to play Skyrim on my Wacom tablet

  • Kaviera FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    I have the mouse that Gavin was talking about  gavin ^.^ they are really awesome

  • CyberSaiyanGod FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Never Make a Saiyan Angr

    9 months ago

    T-SHIRT MOMENT. "SUP WOMAN!" Make this shirt now!!

  • zephyr123456 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Ryan just sounds like you got a shitty case. No motherboard cutout to access heat sink back plates? What year is this? Also don't cut the heat sink heat pipes it will not end well.

  • CyberSaiyanGod FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Never Make a Saiyan Angr

    9 months ago

    I think the caffine is getting to ryan. His legs are freaking for most the podcast. 

  • mikerocks608 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    what live stream had the pumpkins

    • Wallf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      There was an Achievement Hunter facebook livestream

  • LauraTheExplorer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    I want "cooking a triple pizza" to become slang for cremation 

  • Xx1ncitExX

    9 months ago

    To be fair Gav was bracing the back of the pumpkin and Ryan came in from the side. It was always gunna end bad lol

  • SarpedonRex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    the best part is the infinite pissed off aquabat michaels

  • kollidescope FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    immediately everything went so far south. lololol 

  • WffleTramplr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    So at like 1:08:50 theres this weird cut between the live and then I guess michael went and rerecorded the ad read? The audio is bad and Jeremy's arm just disappears. Whyd they do that? Totally unnatural and weird to be in the middle

  • enkaygee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    If you're curious about the upcoming playps game Manuel Samuel, Jeremy did a twitch stream on it here: https://www.twitch.tv/dooleynotedgaming/v/95423425 .

  • saltyAce88 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Jack's stretch goal for ExtraLife should be playing that VR game lmao 

  • MissedherTaco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    sometimes I wonder if Gavin knows how physics work

  • kamkill15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    The pumpkin failure was a mixture of Ryans angle, and Gavins "grip". He wasn't actually holding the pumpkin, he was flat palming it.

  • SimpleWow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Anyone else noticed the sharp cuts from the live broadcast? Gutted to miss the live version 

    • Pdare89

      9 months ago

      I was very curious about why that happened as well.

  • Ironlordthemad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Gavin is the accidental destroyer of worlds!

  • ManTramp

    9 months ago

    get rid of jeremy. he's a waste of space

    • qM3rcp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gilby Rangers

      9 months ago

      Let's get rid of you, you're a waste of space

    • scoobydoo898 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

  • SteveEsquire FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Sharpton is a pretty big POS. He's used people for years essentially stealing their money, spreading lies and BS. Not to mention his stunt where he accused a few men of raping a girl based on basically zero evidence other than word of mouth. They were convicted and years later were released with proof they had absolutely zero involvement with the crime. The amount of lies he's told and the damage he's done to race relations is absurd. He's a disgrace to movements true heroes like MLK started. He's basically used the deaths of black people and used the massive advancements MLK made to fatten his own pockets. It's not too easy to find a bigger scumbag. A true racist, attention whore, and expert manipulator.