I’m Woefully Straight - #43

Off Topic: I’m Woefully Straight - #43

The AH Crew sit down to talk about animal attacks, voice acting, Destiny: Rise of Iron, and more on this week's Off Topic!

This episode originally aired September 23, 2016 and is sponsored by Casper (http://bit.ly/29nKmbI) and MeUndies (http://bit.ly/29QtMVP)

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  • stecklez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    hmmm...I have known guy friends who are totally straight and have made out, and I have also seen the dicks of many of my friends.  Happens pretty much any time there's drinking.

  • maddog2201 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Jack talking about LAN parties described nights in my mates bus, we'd take computers and xbox's, set them up, play halo CE for hours, then play Halo 3/reach/4 customs all night.  Then one friend would insist on playing Cod Zombies so four people would go play that and the rest of us would play doom or something like that.  Awesome times.

    • maddog2201 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      what's with the cut at 1:58:00?

  • maddog2201 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    You guys are making me want to play Destiny again, I haven't touched it since the Beta ended basically.  I got it on the 360 then all my friends got xbox ones.  

  • skypirate FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold prince of drum machines

    5 months ago

    Michael's impression of angry Geoff was spot on. 

  • VanCityBBall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Crazy enough, if your eye(s) popped out of your head, you can grab them and push them back in. My old art teacher told me a story of how her dad, a farmer, was working one day with a crowbar trying to open up a wooden crate. All of a sudden, his dog startles him and well... crowbar + eye socket = this situation. Crazily enough, he had the mental audacity to realize he was working at a farm, isolated from any hospital, so he just popped it back in.

  • Colbyjack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    A chimp will eat you...... if you watch the planet earth episode on them they will eat each other in their "clan wars".

  • Garbagci FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold a bad joke with legs

    5 months ago

    Jeremy's totally right with the safety tank. I do the same thing. It works, man!

  • spider6108 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    HOLY CRAP ITS SASUKE AND TEMARI

  • MythicDeathclaw FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    It doesnt help that Geoff is using the warlock.

  • MythicDeathclaw FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Oh god Geoff is gonna hate the Death Zamboni and final boss fight in Wrath of the Machine

  • MythicDeathclaw FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Every time they talk about destiny im screaming at the screen.

  • slopitchplayer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    kings cups and up the river and down the river are prob the 2 drinking games that aren't for newbies to drinking. especially up the river and down the river, fast way to get drunk thou

  • UltraZero FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold OmniGeek

    6 months ago

    One of the best episodes so far, loved it.


  • specture69

    6 months ago

    The Crucible in Destiny hasn't been good since vanilla.

    • MythicDeathclaw FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      Yes of course back when the Mythoclast and suros were the only viable weapons and snipers could shoot through walls.

  • dimmad07 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Hairy Unicorn

    6 months ago

    I can just imagine an animated adventure of that monkey. 

  • Neo_Zer0 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    lan Starcraft good times

  • Icky427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Icky

    6 months ago

    fucking halo lan parties were the shit! 3 people would lug their big ass crt tvs and xboxs to one persons house and spend an hour setting all that shit up and just chiron shottys and mt dew all night!

  • sarinana3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Guys don't make out with their friends for fun?  I see you, Michael, trying to pretend like you didn't drunk kiss Miles when you first started there.


    As an ex-stage crew kid, can confirm that all theater parties were just basically giant orgies.  Also played varsity field hockey and can double confirm that the theater kids got way more action and had freakier parties than anyone else in high school.

  • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    What other animals did the guy have? Samurai Jackrabbit. Tasmanian Devil that's a part-timer. Attackin' Python. Buck-ano. Cowboy Bee-bop.yang-32.png 


    Talking about dicks having the voice of James Earl Jones and not making a "Who's your daddy? am your daddy" joke? Force-choking the chicken? 

  • JLKNichols FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    First thing I see is Sasuke hugging Sting from behind. What's going on.

  • Reacher_One FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold IW1911

    6 months ago

    More Yuri. All the time. In everything.

  • SciKosis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I don't think you fully understand how badly I wanted Michael to read the Me Undies ad after Jeremy tried to lead that segway 

  • BethConner FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    "Let's just get rid of labels. How about that? We don't need them anymore. That's oldschool thinking." Ryan Haywood, Off Topic #43, 1:39:40


    Thank you Ryan. 

  • Krossaren92 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    The window thing is the same here in Sweden, if you are dumb enough to jump out, thats your problem xD 

  • sirenite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Beta Tex

    6 months ago

    When they're talking about the raid and the 2am hot pocket I realized it was 1am my time.... so I made a hot pocket. 

  • MarkPorter1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Professional wrestler Vader had his eye pop out in a match in japan, he just pushed it back into his eye socket and continued the match.

  • DaebakJack

    6 months ago

    Fucking knew Philly Boi was coming to RT can't wait to see the stuff he's in

  • wonderbread58 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Shout out to Philip Defranco for his cameo.

  • MartyGras2

    6 months ago

    It nice to see Philip Defranco on Off topic.

    I'm not a person who names their dick.

  • SliceOfBrad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    PPPPHHHHHHIIIIIILIIIIIIPPPPP!!!!!!! (just one L)

  • Great_B_Rad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Most people know Yuri Lowenthal because of things like anime or Camp Camp. But I know him as Solo Wing Pixy... "Yo buddy, still alive?"

  • OsgoodUSNC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Man, I have been obsessed with Hamilton lately, love when they mention it

  • EliteAnorak FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    The theater party thing is 100% true. My middle school was about ninety five percent theater kids, and the after party of the musicals were nothing but kisses. In fact, it became a tradition for the ladies to put on lipstick and kiss as many guys as they could, in middle school!

  • RoastyMcToaster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I cant wait to see what they are gonna do with Philip Defranco

  • GanglyLimbs9947 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    That chimp story was amazing. Jeremy's "He's weak now" made me giggle so hard. Now I want a video of Yuri training to fight an old sick chimp. And the chimp kicks his ass. Also, the reason people might think you guys do stuff together might be because of the amount of time you talk about each other's dicks. 

  • Tristan_D FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I switched to PC last november and I regret nothing, but I miss destiny, I still think the dlc is overpriced but I cannot deny how fun it is

  • Requi3m_Toxicity FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Requi3m Toxicity

    6 months ago

    i have foreskin and i've never had a piss balloon maybe it's the amount of skin? idfk

  • Jecruby FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Here's a book about straight men doing gay stuff, like "brojobs" [ http://nyupress.org/books/9781479825172/ ] Apparently, it IS a thing 

  • billzegun1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    They should livestream the raid

  • Exellter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    PhillyD :D

  • BunBun1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    My ex bf and his friend group (all guys) have made out with each other at least once...never occurred to me that this was weird behaviour until now...

  • Havocboy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    thank you Ryan, for 'Freddie and Mercury'

  • Tm0699 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    i remember watching phillips video and he said im in austin to work with someone i was like in my head *please be rt, please be rt* also i really like yuri and tara

  • SimpleWow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Couldn't help but laugh when they start explaining drinking games.

    Clearly never been to Ireland whiskey-32.png  

  • krae98 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    When you freak out over DeFranco's 10 second cameo 

  • CatSea FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keyblade Apprentice

    6 months ago

    Oh man I got so excited when I saw Yuri was on this~ I love his voice acting!! Gosh I couldn't help but think of Yosuke from Persona 4 haha~

  • ninaeatworld FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Philip DeFranco needs to be a guest on Off Topic or the RT Podcast!!!!

  • conundrum32068 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    He shows up to Kiko on it's death bed, Kiko jumps up, rips his head off, checks him off it's bucket list, and then dies in peace.  

  • Forensics4Life FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Can't shotgun any drink... I get like halfway through and my heart feels like it's going to explode

  • SimpleWow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    The clips from Roar are terrifying !!