Kill All The Rabbits - #36

Off Topic: Kill All The Rabbits - #36

The AH Crew sit down to talk about dead animals, DC movies, broken bones, and more on this week's Off Topic!

This episode originally aired August 5, 2016 and is sponsored by Blue Apron (http://cook.ba/2anKnjV) and MeUndies (http://bit.ly/29QtMVP)

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  • DaDopePenguin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Tucker Did It...

    3 months ago

    Oh, that wasn't one and a half Off Topics? Okay, now I get it, this episode was long as shit!

  • doomwings

    4 months ago

    how can this many people not know fruit. they're fruit. what even.

  • sofa420 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Minnesotan here, actually have 11,842 lakes that are larger than 10 acres. Can confirm, very boring. Thankful I grew up in the time of video games and computers.


    Edit: Also, even corn is a fruit.

  • SH0TGUNFACE

    6 months ago

    just looked up the gummi bears intro ...holy shit i did watch that show. (age 25)

  • FifthJ4ck_4 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I took a bite of food just before human caviar and nearly suffocated.

  • theory88 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Wow, Ryan butchered those ad reads... He needs to watch John do the On The Spot ad reads!

  • IrishJnc FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Worst episode to eat while watching.... :P

  • Soullstice

    7 months ago

    Sometimes I'm curious what Europeans think of their circumcision discussions lol And actually circumcision is considered genital mutilation too. If you weren't meant to have the skin you would be born without it

    • YazzPott FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      if you werent meant to get cancer, you wouldnt get it...

  • AuhsojNala FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Don't know how I missed this the first time I listened to it: why are they saying Twi'lek like T-why-lek? It sounds so wrong, always heard and said it as T-whee-leek.

  • ulawfulyyours FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    What did this video devolve into with michael gone?

  • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    My dad's brother broke a finger blowing up a balloon and my mom's friend tore a ligament taking cookies out of the oven.


    And what makes a mammal a mammal is that they nurse their babies. Platypi lay eggs and dolphins are mammals too so they don't necessarily breathe air.

    • YazzPott FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      hahaha, dolphins breathe air bozo.

    • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      @YazzPott Yes but they're amphibious was probably my point.

  • dkcholo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hi?

    7 months ago

    i wanna play overwatch with millie now...

  • NotReally FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold $ deputy dong $

    7 months ago

    Someone please tell Andy that showering too often makes you even more oily

  • datsfantastic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Monotremes (echidnas and platypus) would like to talk to you about laying eggs, since they are definitely oviparous. The only requirements for mammals are warm-blood, mammary glands, a single jaw bone (per side), hair, 3 ear bones & a high metabolism.

  • tagger40 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hoser

    7 months ago

    I can't believe they didn't plug theater mode. I mean who would have thunk they would go that far off...topic....oh

  • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    No one here has ever heard of a tangerine? I get tangerines and nectarines mixed up too sometimes, but when reminded one is like a peach I immediately think of tangerines. Yet Geoff gave everyone more crap for that than mixing up a plum and a mango.


    The whole discussion really rustled my sprinkles.

    • angrysnipe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 hours ago

      As someone who works in the produce department of a grocery store, it irked me so much when they talked about fruits and veggies.  

  • conundrum32068 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    The human body if everything is usable sells for between $15k and $60k depending on your blood type.

  • IrishJnc FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I'm definitely not faint level like Andy but I was squirming throughout that entire convo too. :P

  • MrGamingDJ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I would have to say my first movie that I watched in a theater would be Babe

  • Dysseus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    always bothers me that people don't take the time to understand the Martha moment, its some in depth subtext. People refuse to read into the moment or take 2 seconds to think on the significance of whats happening. AND THAT RIGHT AFTER SUPERMAN EXPLAINS THEY ARE BEING MANIPULATED TO FIGHT EACH OTHER! It also showed Batman how human Superman was, because his dying breath was "save my mother"

    made more logical sense then almost the entirety of Civil War. Which everyone loves to ignore the glaring plot holes and problems with that movies plot.


    • 3rdlilindian FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      Thanks for saying it out loud.

    • JacobSB FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      lol its because we did take two seconds to think it over. Supes could have started with "he has my mother help me save her " but he didnt because the movie demanded they fight. It also doesnt mesh with the batman they give us which is hard as nails batman that kills and believes "if there is even a 1% chance we have to take it as a absolute certainty". With that batman why does the fact that supes have a mother change that? If you think about it that should make him MORE of a threat since there fight just showed that if his mother is threatened he wont make the logical choice (stopping lex or telling bats) he'll just do what they say. Also theres criminals that are actually human that choose crime because they have to or family is threatened but batman doesnt give them a chance but would he if they had the name martha? Its a weak reason CW had some issue (like the final fight came down to pure luck that tony came) What it does do however is fit with the characters cap actually tried to tell tony what was going on and he didnt listen because thats who tony is. Then when he did find out he realized he fucked up and went to help but his emotions got the better of him and he still went after bucky. It progressed logically though it was a full 180 flip based solely on their mothers having the same names that went against the entire motive behind the fight that could have been avoided at the beginning.

  • Mormra FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Why is everyone wearing black....?

  • dfdedsdcd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Which version of BvS did they watch? if they only saw the Theatrical Cut they don't have a fully informed opinion. The Theatrical Cut is horseshit while the Ultimate Cut is pretty good in my opinion. Still has a lot of problems *cough*WB Executives*cough*cough*Too many stories*cough* but it fixed a lot of plot holes and almost all of the editing problems I had from the Theatrical Cut. Lois had no good reason to be anywhere near the Doomsday fight and the BvS fight, though.

    I don't really care about their opinions (they have their opinions and I have mine), I just want them to see the best version of the movie if they haven't yet. Also, I hope there is a better cut of Suicide Squad out there somewhere. I enjoyed it, but then again I unconsciously fix editing and pacing when I actually watch movies. Even then, I couldn't look past some of the horrible editing most WB DC movies go through.

  • DarkTempler7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I always get confused by how seriously they take people not watching old movies like Ghostbusters and Back to the Future. They would hate me so much.

  • panchajany FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I totally misread Andy's shirt for the first hour. Thought it said, Matt is the worst.

  • arcangel4774 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I feel like a bit of heel for mentioning this but the majority of seemingly arbitrary rules from Abrahamic religions would have been safer/healthier at the time. Pigs were much more diseased and dirty, uncircumsized members often caused infections in female partners, infections were even worse through homosexual activities, tattoos and piercings again causes infections, lice and bugs evolved much worse when wearing clothes of different materials. Those are just some examples that come to mind.

  • mikethepro FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    As someone who worked in Produce for 4 years, the fact that anyone could mistaken a mango for a pomegranate baffles me


    (hopefully it was just to confuse Matt )

  • Triforce96 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold SalvaJor

    7 months ago

    I live 30 minutes from the city museum it's really cool hearing them talk about it

  • zgillet FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    YES! The STL City Museum is one of the coolest places in the world.

  • WilliamG17 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    OH MY GOD!!! I GUESSED THE PRICE OF A SHOULDER EXACTLLY!!!

  • tahupierce FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Catch-22... You and me Geoff, we're soulmates.

  • natteo99

    7 months ago

    The raccoon stories would make amazing RTAAs

  • brialighieri FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    As far as Operation goes, "water on the knee" is what knee effusion is commonly referred to as. It's when liquid fills up the area around your knee joint. It's overall terrible.

  • MartyGras2

    7 months ago

    Congrats Andy.

    I hear you Trevor, "I'm going in hot with a side of bacon" -Xander Cage

    Not to say that your segways aren't good Ryan, but I miss Tyler and his segways on Sportball. He is just so good.

    I appreciate the 19 hours days you guys did as well Geoff.

  • inkbomber FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold local idiot

    7 months ago

    but... squash... are fruit

  • Icky427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Icky

    7 months ago

    i love how andys mocking/impersonation voice is the same as michaels. also, I loved the bit in star trek with the beastie boys! it was so awesome! lastly, in the link dump -> "Jeremy's Sordid Past" hahaha

  • Josh000ah FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    We call it soft drink in Australia... probably because there is no booze in it.

    "would you like a soft drink or a real drink?"

    • jest2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      It's the same in the UK

  • withnail FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    i can say from working with people with developmental disabilities who do not know how and do not want to bathe that dick sizes are just as varied.

  • Njlamp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I rate Tenticle/Tenticle

    7 months ago

    I just realized im really biased against people with sweaty curly hair that looks like pubes. I guess im a bigot now.

  • BlinkyBe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold OrdanJay

    7 months ago

    Andy is like a car crash, you want to and know you should look away but you just can't.

  • kr0v3k

    7 months ago

    cool to see that other companies use slack as well i use it 24/7 we have our own custom bot stuff in it

  • GanglyLimbs9947 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I'm so glad they talked about the City Museum! I love that place.

    I felt bad for Andy half way through the talk about bones breaking but he had the funniest reaction to Lindsay revealing she broke her finger. Also, that whole conversation near the end, I kept shaking my head, like wtf. Only Andy and Geoff could do that me.Oh, and congradulations Andy on your full time job!

    (Sidenote, saw all three movies-Ghostbusters is ok, probably a good movie to rent. I love Star Trek, saw it twice. Hated Suicide Squad. Not really hate, but I was so underwhelmed and bored that honestly I have no desire to see it again).

  • NoHeart FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Andy - we get it. You have had weird experiences. That doesn't mean you must tell them, or that anyone wants to know. Some of the things you said in this episode were across the line, even for RT. Dude. Personal secrets need to stay personal. And secret.

    • HunterK13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      Actually, that's kinda the point of the show. And half of the Minecraft Let's Plays. Story time is the best. Weirder the better

  • WalnutSpice

    7 months ago

    I'd honestly say try and rebuild the main achievement city in a new PC world and try and port over some older builds from an old archived save (if you guys want to). I don't think this because "Oh, PC master race PC betr", but because Minecraft is a very popular series for you guys you kinda need it to work and be reliable. With it being on a PC it'll be a lot easier to both arcive and even repair

  • zyoung0099 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    as someone who lives in st louis, listening to geoff explain what the city museum is is pretty damn funny, while being true all at the same time

  • Silentshells FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Forget It

    7 months ago

    Who let them do this? Who let them make a three hour long podcast, this thing is longer then most movies. This and a Lord of the Rings are comparable in time.

    • jest2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      Man, I'm not complaining :')

  • ace86815 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    could you take the old xbox apart and put it into a different one. Maybe?

  • frida FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Lindsey looking gorgeous!

  • JosieJohnson FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Lol I live in St Paul Minnesota and I can confirm that what Geoff said about Minneapolis is true. Super Beautiful!!!!!! very boring.....

    • cpmnriley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      st. paul is even worse tho

  • Jorem_Krieg FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    ...that's a Honeydew...

  • TheGreenLobster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    They didn't even come close to pronouncing Gal Gadot right