Make Austin Great Again – #23

Off Topic: Make Austin Great Again – #23

Use code ACHIEVE to pre-order your Let's Play Live tickets! Tickets are available at RoosterTeethLive.com. || The AH Crew sits down to talk about erotic bananas, ARGs, Snapchat filters and more on this week's Off Topic! This episode originally aired May 6, 2016.

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  • DaDopePenguin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Tucker Did It...

    1 year ago

    Well Ryan's gonna die at 50.

  • The14th FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    "Anything's gonna kill you if you drink enough of it. I'm just trying to make sure that it's this!"

    -Ryan Haywood


    I want that on some fucking merch RIGHT NOW!

  • syddthesloth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I'm a little disappointed they didn't call Gavin "Fat Albino Midget" in the credits.

  • Misskrose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Kaitlin

    1 year ago

    I sometimes pee when I sneeze, sadly most of the time I'm in the bathroom but have yet to make it to the toilet.

  • wrighteousjason FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    AXIAL CAT!

  • bjm1904 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold the_editor1904

    1 year ago

    How many people spotted Gavin's position in the credits?
    (Knowing my luck it's probably been there for a few weeks. So if I'm only just noticing this, I suck)

    • xdrfiredogx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      They have been giving him custom titles since the second test episode (he was a simple exe producer in the first test ep). Per Michael's instructions to the broadcast team, it should be something weird from the episode.

  • lordscion FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    ok so one you guys are dumb as bricks when it comes to biology. The only bits of the diet coke that make into your blood is the useful stuff. So the coloring gets pooped put which is why your urine doesn't change color from drinking anything. Your kidneys are not connected to your digestive track directly. The kidneys filter your blood and the urnie that comes out is the waste your cells transfer into your blood with co2. Your kidneys also filter out anything in your blood that is at too high a level. So quick recap. Stuff you eat and drink that body can't use gets pooped out and your kidneys filter waste and exsive compounds put of your blood the 2 are not directly connected.

    • RyJNDutton 14-year gamer. SEND HELP

      1 year ago

      hehe... "urnie"

      A tad rude, but I approve of this comment.

  • Xed_Randon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I am watching this in China by the way. That apple eating is gold lmao.

  • toops FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Jack: "There's a chance I could get something for free right now; should I leave?!"

    • hikaru027 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      RIGHT! When Jake smells something free he jumps on that oprotunitiy!

  • davidjung03 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    If you enjoyed this episode, please don't let my comment detract from your experience but I really thought this was the worst one so far. I don't generally find Matt and Trevor entertaining so this is just my personal opinion but I really didn't like how they talked about kidney stones for half the show. Off Topic has replaced RT Podcast as my new favorite podcast so this was really disappointing. Hopefully they bring back the the A team next week.

  • Sammieantha FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Matt seductively eating that apple has given me nightmares


  • ninjamonkey774 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold NinjaMonkey

    1 year ago

    this was one of my favorite episodes thus far! Kinda enjoyed a change of pace and having Ryan host once. Hopefully he doesn't die from ingesting all that Diet Coke. XD

  • Dikachu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Jack REALLY likes free stuff :|

    • RKezizz The Worst Sponsor

      1 year ago

      Doesn't everyone?

  • REDbent FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold redbent

    1 year ago

    Great episode, JAck is the greatest

  • abel0990 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Best podcast ending ever!!

  • Natecharodon

    1 year ago

    Maybe all the brown coloring is what gives Ryan his gorgeous caramel hair.

  • abel0990 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Best podcast ending ever!!

  • jclark2747 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Lindsay again this week?..

  • jdavey

    1 year ago

    I'm a sponsor but I watched this podcast on youtube... Am I the Worst of the Best or the Best of the Worst?

    • RKezizz The Worst Sponsor

      1 year ago

      Well, being a sponsor is supporting them in one form, and watching YouTube while you are still a sponsor supports them further... so somewhere in the middle

  • vongunther FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    If a keg is empty, its kicked.

  • eggbutt42 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nerd Extraordinaire

    1 year ago

    Jack running in at the end and dancing like the ray of sunshine he is after the perfect harmony definitely made the ending

  • TheRTV FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Round Peg in Square Hole

    1 year ago

    The immediate sense of needing to poop after drinking a cup of coffee or eating a meal is actually a reflex. Your body is trying to make room in the digestive track for the food you just consumed. So food doesn't actually go right through you. It takes around 22-24 hours for you to expel food once you eat it. Of course that's an average and depends on what you eat and how healthy you are.


    Also, shoutout to Jack for making back to the podcast at the very last second LOL

  • UltraZero FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold OmniGeek

    1 year ago

    1:42:20 Nice Spaceballs reference Ryan.

  • e_chief FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Trevor, still killin' it!

  • Alex_Berry FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Ooh, Ryan's talking about Brandon Sanderson. Good on you man, That ending was a bit weird.

  • WMDOsborne FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    The raw syrup of soda is amazing!

    Source: My mom's friend used to manage a restaurant and she let me try the syrup when I was younger.

  • 8ad1nfluence FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    That Bragg is a goober.

  • Matty2e FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    When Lindsay says 'PISS YOURSELF!' at the end of the ad read I imagine any viewers with Jumping Lumberjack Syndrome probably looked down and felt sad.

    • camsteirie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The rest is history

      1 year ago

      I just googled that, fascinating!

  • conundrum32068 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    They should have saved the "hard" discussion for when Michael was there. He'd be like, "Yeah i killed a guy one time, don't tell anybody."

  • Here4FreeSponsorship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I miss michael

    • Vhoxz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

  • jessemcbeath FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    The name on Trevor's shirt is spelled wrong.

    • EthanHanna FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Nope.

    • jessemcbeath FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I'm pretty sure I know how to spell my on name and Trevor's shirt got it wrong.

    • Ghostofnight FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macbeth I'll just leave this here then, shall I?

    • jessemcbeath FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Clearly Shakespear was a terrible speller.

  • jessemcbeath FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    What is stereotypically southern? I don't know. Be a racist?

    • Lindsay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Shit, don't go to upstate NY.

  • Brauka FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Brauka

    1 year ago

    Exceeded expectations, really well done guys!

  • Riflepariah FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I really loved Jack and Adam skyping in to the podcast. If anything cool was happening with AH in future with people out of the city, maybe they could skype in in future.

  • JohnnyHendo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I had no idea what Uptown was in Columbus until Ryan just explained it. Did not realize it was the downtown area. Its still not particularly great to be honest. Couple of nice restaurants and clubs though.

  • Jessieatscheese FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Matt is one hilarious dude.

    I really enjoyed this combination of people!

  • DevilDog170 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Devin L.

    1 year ago

    I hope Ryan got to the last girl on the top 5 banana deep throat video, that one was brutal.

  • ToastyToast77 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Wen I got my wisdom teeth removed, I was gassed and I didn't wake up at all. the only thing I remember was directly afterward, I kept trying to explain the dream I had. "I was by the ocean, standing on a dock at the end of the street. I was never able to get on the boat there but I felt happy" I thought. I said: "the boat with the dock and the car with the shop i was there and I wanna sail but the boat and i didn't climb in and the car was at the shop with the red and the dock". As the wheeled me out to the car I repeated this 3 or 4 times. Suddenly, I saw it. The painting in the dentists office was exactly the setting for my dream. The dream was even in brush strokes, visually. As I lost sight of the painting I whimpered, "My dream". As they continued to question me, I repeated the same thing again, only adding "I was paint". they still didn't get it. The next day I could finally clearly explain what exactly I meant. I laugh at myself every time I think of it.

    • zyonchaos

      1 year ago

      I had to go to a different dentist for my wisdom tooth, but there was confusion because the referral letter said left upper, but the x-ray was of the right upper. I just told them to take them both out and save me a trip back lol
      All I got was injections in the mouth and was awake for the whole thing!

  • zyonchaos

    1 year ago

    Matt erotically eating an apple!!
    My life is now complete and there is not enough brain bleach available in the world lol

  • ArchangelGod

    1 year ago

    Here's a fun fact: usually the way guys get kidney stones is from drinking diet soft drinks and females will generally get it from alcohol, beer to be precise.

    • SteveEsquire

      1 year ago

      And if you don't want them, drink plenty of water and cranberry juice :D

  • AdamReyy

    1 year ago

    a lot of piss and shit this week.

  • Dashwsk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Let us know on twitter if you want us to do this. Oh look, I've got skype set up and addressed all the other hardware issues associated with randomly wanting to remote into a live stream. What a coincidence.
    Thanks for giving us the Dora the Explorer treatment. Before you ask, Swiper is behind that tree and the map is in your backpack.

  • mcruz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    hahaha that ending XD.. Jack looks like a Muppet flailing about x)

  • johnaddicott FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I love laughs from the audio booth's because they make me laugh even harder at what happens,I don't know if this was Patrick are not1:21:53

  • packers1222

    1 year ago

    this make (blank) great again is so old and uncreative. It was only slightly funny the first time someone did it to mock Trump, and was never funny enough to be a thing. Sorry but it's true.

  • LemonLance Musician

    1 year ago

    Jack jumping in front of the camera during the credits was like watching the Muppets. Love it

  • cossler FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Barb is a beautiful woman. She has no problem talking about herself, or her body. I happen to think Mariel is one of the hottest women on the planet. To many people confuse self confidence with indecency. To those RT women who are confident with who they are,, more power to you. To those who may not be, you are beautiful, and someone worthy will see that.

  • tahupierce FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Matt is so gross. I wish they wouldn't cut to him as often

  • THeLOM003 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    To Ryan

    I'm sure you won't read this but here is a article on this lady from New Zealand who died and coke (the drink) help.

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id...


    Long live the Mad King

    • IanMacIntyre FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      for those who don't read it. She drank 6-10 liters a day and smoked 30 cigarettes a day she died in 2010. The coroner wanted Coca-Cola to "warn consumers of the harm to their health if they drink excessive amounts of caffeine." Personally I feel like that should be pretty obvious.

  • cossler FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Btw Michael = Off Topic. I love all of the rest of you in your own way, but if he can't be there there is no show. He is the reason I started watching AH in the first place. I have come to love all of your personalities for their own qualities, but he still makes it all for me. Sorry, but there is no replacements.