Razors n' Tasers - #0.3

Off Topic: Razors n' Tasers - #0.3

Join Michael Jones, Lindsay Jones, Trevor Collins and Matt Bragg as they discuss Extra Life, Cloudberry Kingdom, Lindsay's RT job interview and more on this episode of Off Topic! This episode episode originally aired on November 13, 2015.

Binge Mode

More Off Topic

See All Off Topic Videos

Other Videos You'll Like

Comments (321)

  • Sorikai FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    ...Matt went to my high school and there were no boars, and definitely no lake anywhere near the school so I don't know what he's talking about. 

  • Subangelis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Subangelis Gaming

    2 months ago

    The socks are out of stock. :(

  • kristen_ed FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    Matt's story about the boars sorta happened at my school. It was with bats though.

  • someconch357 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    10 months ago

    woot for lvl 300

  • stargrabber5 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold stargrabber5

    11 months ago

    Ahh, the Off Topic table has come so far...
    Man, Trevor's sense of humor is excellent.

  • greekprison FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Ok but really... can Lindsay and Barbara kiss?

  • EvolvedPixel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Am I the only one who never noticed a different table?

  • ChoBase FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I heard the same story Lindsay heard when I was growing up, only it was a Jolly Rancher. Starburst makes more sense tho.

  • soulsuckerz Pomme De Terre

    1 year ago

    i've heard lindsays starburst vag story, and i live in the uk. but i always heard it as a girl put 4 fruit pastelles in her vag and the guy got 5 out and the 5th was a genital wart or something. also, don't put sugary things in your vag, thats how you get yeast infections.

  • TurdFergus0n FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Lindsay's version of the story is horribly broken to the point that it doesn't even make sense. Why is this guy talking to his doctor about eating starburst out of a girls puss? Not to mention how the doctor assumed that it wasn't a starburst he ate. Not even close to the way I heard it.

  • Anacreaa

    1 year ago

    DDT is a fat soluble pesticide so as the food chain goes up, so does the DDT count, which is why it kills eagles. :0

  • Noble06 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Is anyone else getting verticle tearing on this video or is it just me?

  • shadowchazz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    does anyone know the name of the song they use for the podcast intro and outro, i'd love to have a complete version of both

  • Jaimetoledo6390

    1 year ago

    Can I politely request at least 2 office references from Lindsay every time she's on? :D

  • Nifty_Magician FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Child Labor for the Funhaus socks? I'll buy 50

  • GeoffVader FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I definitely take after my mom in terms of looks. 100% of the time people will notice that I am my mother's son if they see us together in public, but it's not necessarily the case for my dad.

  • Nathan_Milanich FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Fun fact. The roman vomitoriums were actually just the large capacity entrances/exits for arenas. If you've ever gone to a football, baseball, soccer, hockey game you've also used a vomitorium.

  • KaliberWhite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    trevor is kinda cool

  • SamWinks FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I prefer the smaller table/tables.

  • CraigMukisaS FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Awesome Podcast. I can watch this easily for more than two hours.

  • Kiraitso FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    i pee like 8 times a day, i drink lots of water

  • avasweet

    1 year ago

    i always love it when Michael does his British accent

  • taterisstig FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I'm with lindsey, orange and yellow are the best

  • nerdylindsey

    1 year ago

    Love your earrings, Lindsay!

  • j4sonm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I'm just speed running life. Oh my god I need that on a shirt


  • DavidBatterb FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    gah ... could everyone on the podcast stop telling and talking over everyone ... ffs ... michael is the worst at it ... makes it so damn hard to listen to. love everything about it ... except the talking over one another all the time.

    • fluffyking

      1 year ago

      looks like someone never saw internet box...

    • DavidBatterb FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      no i didn't :)

    • Darksorrow90 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      So you have never watched any achievement hunter video ever then?

    • DavidBatterb FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      hahah ... yes I have watched most of everything ... but this is just worse than usual

  • Magik_Muffin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    The RT/AH people are so nice, they let Austin's homeless hang out on their sets AND they gave him a free beanie! :D

  • LinusesBlanket FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Does Mat vape?

  • Hiei2k7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold POWERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1 year ago

    To answer who floats by the studio, the answer to that is...well, me.

    I floated by the Thursday before RTX 2015 this year, just to take a pic from the outside. Used the side-access road off of the main drag and took a pic from just in front of the chop-top water tower on the side street.

  • Chevenitsu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    You know, I heard one of those Funhaus sweat shops burnt down. It is surprising that it could considering how much sweat was in the air.

  • lukeglover80 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT is Great!

    1 year ago

    Oh geez. A cyst that he ate and popped. Gross.

  • timmahdee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Matty Bag 'O Donuts

  • crake360 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    great show...but the audio is not synced well in this one

  • GontArk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Vomitorium does not mean a place for you to vomit, it means to exit from amphitheatre

  • BLAIRPWNSALL FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    When Michael said "Mr. Collins cums in his own mouth" I was taking a shot and was choking because I was laughing so hard and was like "Wow this is what Treyco feels like."

  • BusWindow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Audio is isn't quite synced up correctly.

  • AnthonyAfricano FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Eclipse>Bumbleby

    1 year ago

    Holy shit Lindsay's earrings. I need 80.

  • furrycup

    1 year ago

    wait, the table is different?

  • cirediew FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Keep the numbering 0.something it's funny no one will get it but the sponsors :D

  • Photoecho FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Off topic is amazing. I can't wait for more but bring back the smaller table.

  • Evil_Matt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold [spoiler][/spoiler]

    1 year ago

    Off Topic is one of the best podcasts Rooster Teeth has published.

  • selena902 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I liked the smaller table better. I feel like this one is challenging me because my dick is small

  • Latency FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    "This is going to hurt when my heart beats" :') I lost it at that haha

  • xDoughBoy95x

    1 year ago

    Again, keep making this podcast, please! :)

  • thefunion FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gold Stars

    1 year ago

    Next episode the table should be super long like the last supper

  • RDKirbyN FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I love it, it's great in every way

  • MrWartburg FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Team Fat

    1 year ago

    I was quoting "...Lonestar." along with Michael. God damn do I love that movie.

  • MentalHeadgear FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    vomitorium is just a word an exit to a house, not a place where people would go to throw up, that's just a myth

  • meowxprt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Matt and Ryan as a nutrition major I am so concerned for both of you.

  • MelodyD FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I love how long this podcast is. It's really easy to just leave this on as background noise sometimes. I'm always disappointed when the RT podcast ends because it feels so early. With this one I don't even notice how long it's been.

    Also the difference in cast members is amazing! I love the regulars on the RT Podcast but having way different people on this one feels really refreshing.