Doesn’t It Have a Lifetime Warranty? - Off Topic #105

Off Topic: Doesn’t It Have a Lifetime Warranty? - Off Topic #105

The AH Crew sit down to talk about Garbo Man, lost recordings, nudity, and more on this week's Off Topic!

This episode originally aired December 1, 2017 and is sponsored by MVMT (http://bit.ly/2kg8JSD), MeUndies (http://bit.ly/2kfeOPg), and Man Crates (http://bit.ly/2kfeQXo)

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  • beastdude FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rock god in training

    4 days ago

    mancrate, shame they don't deliver to the uk, yet, but i expect some women to be upset by the fact that site exists because we can't have anything for ourselves anymore. also, why is it in most divorce cases the man has to leave the house to look for a place to live elsewhere?

  • hopecanon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    squaty potty changed my life, i used to bleed every time i took a deuce now i never do.  

    • TeaJay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      When you're tall your legs are your squaty potty!

  • SevenDeadlyRabbits FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    So why does Geoff live alone?

    • JuggerP FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10154908177215811&id=654470810

      Griffon and Geoff are getting/got divorced, quite sad but at least they're still working together with Millie.

  • blurryfacedking FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I love Alfredo's joking face! With all the rest of the guys you can tell that they have a certain joking face, but with alfredo his face just looks so serious and he actually believes the joke that's going on.

  • MrMcGinger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Mario Kart

    Each of the 4 groups races amongst themselves to find the best 3

    Then all 12 of the top 3's come together for a big clash

  • MajorFoley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Loved the phone and windows numbering conversation at 45:00 :)

  • selonianth

    1 week ago

    As a note, piercing the clit itself will damage the nerves, as Lindsay attests, but the one that normally is done is a clitoral hood piercing, which merely pulls it out of the way. Does still cause eventual decrease of sensation, but overall is supposed to increase stimulation of it.

  • ferocious_crayon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    https://www.wooting.nl/wootingone


    This is the analog mechanical keyboard, with pressure sensitive keys that you are looking for.

  • UltraZero FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold OmniGeek

    1 week ago

    A good alternative to croutons: some broken up tortilla chips.

  • 117forEagle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Love all the schmuck talk... but in reference to "it's not that bad of a word" - it does in fact mean penis, or more specifically a negative term for a penis, like a dick. lmao 

    • Panikjoker FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold We can have titles?

      1 week ago

      I thought it came from the German word for jewellery which is schmuck, as the people who would buy fake jewellery were known as schmucks

  • SH_Gubbins FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    No one does ad reads like Geoff.

  • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

    1 week ago

    I wish more games would let you remap controls on console. There's no reason not to allow it, yet for some reason so many game developers say, "nope, here's three equally shitty control schemes to pick from", if they give you any options at all. Luckily at least on PS4 you can change your keybindings on the system itself, which helps with a lot of games, but it's a pain in the ass to do and you have to remember to reset it when you play a different game......

  • Chris219 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Whats Geoff talking about when he says people ratted him out on twitter?

  • SH_Gubbins FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Watch 10 minutes, video stops loading... Close and reopen chrome, watch another 10... video stops loading, rinse and repeat... How is it not fixed, i need my podcasts :(

  • Shillier FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Elite Staff

    2 weeks ago

    I need to see a video of Larry dumping a bag of hard drives out the window.

  • Thysguy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    How does Andy still have a job as an editor? I mean, he neglects to include footage in a video that more or less is being directly told to be included in the video. And then, after being ridiculed about said incident at work by your coworkers, you're given a second chance and you delete the very same footage. I mean, I thought he was gonna get fired after his internship cause no one knew what he actually did. Then they constantly say how shit an editor he is since being hired. So, why is he still there? Aside from the fact that he is friends with Michael, and he's an easy mark to shit on? What good does he do there?

    • Jakeleach7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      I would assume that he does a good job the 99.9% of the time that they aren't giving him a hard time about a mistake he made. In the real word if you make a mistake once you aren't going to be fired. A lot of the time when they are talking about not knowing what he actually does, or telling him he is a shit editor it is really safe to assume that he actually does a good job, and they are just giving him a hard time. In the workplace you wouldn't go and ridicule someone on a live show if they are actually doing a bad job. That's why they give Jack/Ryan a hard time about footage and other things. Because they are joking around. Andy is making a living at Rooster Teeth, and you're saying he should just be fired. People need to think of the implications they have when they talk about someone needing to get fired, this is how they are making a living. 

    • Russtafar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Criptacular

      2 weeks ago

      People make mistakes, thats why he still has a job.

  • heftypanda FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Jeremy should shave everything BUT the sideburns...


    ...Like, really thick sideburns, and nothing else... He would look great...


    Doesn't even have to be mutton chops - I'd be happy if he just had ear-length thick patches of hair on his head, like giant sideways eyebrows...

    • Shillier FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Elite Staff

      2 weeks ago

      Picturing that made me imagine him as Wolverine... he has the perfect build and height... I feel like they talked about that before... hmm... dot dot dot...

  • Rogert3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I love how the broadcast crew is like an extra person on the podcast

  • Funhouze FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Christian

    2 weeks ago

    Geoff's ad-read was simply amazing.


    If Jack's the Ad Goblin then Geoff is the Ad Golem.

  • aredee77 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    So much respect to Geoff for just walking away when it got boring.

    • Shillier FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Elite Staff

      2 weeks ago

      He had chickens to tend to.

  • LesPaul188 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I'm a Brit and have heard "Dog's Dinner" in a positive way...


    I think we need the Buckley back on as our British Ambassador once again, for some Brit on Brit debate.

  • cahoonp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Andy just needs to be in more Off Topics. He just has too many stories of him doing stupid things and his explanations are hilarious

  • AdmiralSpeedy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    You don't need to use GeForce Experience to install your drivers. Go download them from the regular Nvidia site... Wow.

  • creatingshelby FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Shelby

    2 weeks ago

    the laziest thing ive done lately is buy new underwear because i was too lazy to do laundry


    • danvterra13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      We've all been there. :D

  • Icky427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Icky

    2 weeks ago

    michael tried so hard to get someone to say "seven ate nine".

  • Outta_Ammo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Outta_Ammo

    2 weeks ago

    Am I the only one who feels that dicks =/= tits in movies/tv? Dicks = Vagina in movies and tv, both of which are pretty rare, at least more rare than tits and male chest. Male Chest = tits, and no, male chest isn't seen as "nudity" but, comparing tits to dicks is a little off imo. 

    • Blue6erry FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      Honestly, I don't really see tits as nudity anymore. It isn't fair for women and makes comparisons so much easier. 

  • Pme233 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    We hear about all this Mario Kart gameplay, but I feel like we never see any gameplay on the channel. I would love to see more Mario Kart and Mario Party!

  • zackattack2011 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Gavin just needs to get the green card marriage with Meg

  • CrazyOatmeal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Fuck off.

    2 weeks ago

    WHY CAN'T I FIND THE GARBOMAN VIDEO

    • Icky427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Icky

      2 weeks ago

      i think i saw it on facebook

    • darkfleet FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      If you haven't found it yet: https://twitter.com/AchievementHunt/status/936378990545182720


  • TheAlexDumas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I hated Wolf 2. Big letdown from the first game, corridor shooting made up 80% of the gameplay and 3 out of the 12 total hours it took to 100% the game on hard were cutscenes. Way too expensive for what you get, and a bit of a step back in level design.

  • RiordanOwensAus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Why do I get the feeling that someone will buy Micheal the elgato 4K for an AHWU?

  • Avidabouss FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    ohp annoying geoff is back. Whats the point of filming something on ur iphone when there are 5 cameras already rolling. Glad geoff is back to ruin content again

    • DamagedNASCAR89 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      Mr ruins content is one of the only reasons that there are 5 cameras filming, FYI

    • luckymina FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold luckymina

      2 weeks ago

      because he can that's why 

    • JimmyTung FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      Honestly, I think that's the difference between a creative mind and you.

      I'll put money on that when the crash 3 video comes out, the part where Michael said they are going to cut to the secret ending of the second game. That video Geoff recorded will be there. Funny joke to link the parts and good cross promotion between shows. 

    • danvterra13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      Yeah... The fact is that he's produced thousands of videos that have created hundreds of hours of entertainment, been in this industry for nearly two decades, helped found the company that this website is named after, is the reason that Achievement Hunter exists, and has more success and money than you'll see in your entire lifetime.  But, one gag in one video is proof that he ruins content.  Jealousy is an ugly, petty trait.

  • rjlupin2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Does anyone else feel like the audio is a little off? Like the mic wasn't centered properly or something

  • XF0rceRec0nX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Tit scenes the first i remember that was great was the female shower scene in Stripes. On VHS son!!

  • ZenLikeCalm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    51:20 That hard cut.  

  • goobasaki FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    should've known that the fishing jamboree was gonna be in sky factory

  • ArcadianHero FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    one of the main reasons they didn't go with windows 9 is because search engines would have come up with windows 95 and 98 most of the time


    • dazza241 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      wat??

    • jd2066 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      That may have been thought of but to the best of my knowledge Microsoft has not officially said why went straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10.

    • Zortack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      According to 'cranbourne' (who claims to be a microsoft dev) the reason was following line of code:

      if(version.StartsWith("Windows 9"))
      { /* 95 and 98 */
      } else {
      

      which apparently a lot of 3rd party devs use to determine if an OS is windows 98/95 and having windows 9 would fuck that up

  • deviouslyxnice FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 1000% Tsun

    2 weeks ago

    Poor Alfredo xDDD All this work only to be smashed by the hands of these toddlers. Fucking hilarious and I love how well rounded Alfredo is to get along with nearly everyone.

    #SauceBoss [Yes I'm a big Alfredo fan stfu > / / / / / / <]

  • Glyphwright FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hipster of Masochism

    2 weeks ago

    Also, Michael's facial hair doesn't look nearly as bad as Jeremy's overgrown goatee on top of a different length stubble on the rest of his face. Plus the overly short buzzcut.

    • Zhollt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ಠ_ಠ;

      2 weeks ago

      dude your icon is Jeremy's face

  • krablord FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Im Queer And Tired

    2 weeks ago

    I'm not sure how Gavin & other AH folks can know 'all about' the Windows numbers released (which are not at all a 1-10 system) but then come to claim that Apple went number by number.

    I feel like I'll enjoy RT content 100% more once I either switch entirely over to IOS only products and ignore how much better windows/google was or once they realize apple isnt worth sucking unwashed dick over 

  • fcb110 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    "Grow just enough to look like an asshole"


    Yup Michael. That's exactly how I'd put it. I wish facial hair would just be there or not there, not some mediocre gross looking patch of uneven length hair.

  • dustin8407 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    5:25 Hembo that has to be put in the next out of context moments! If you get this, please! xD

  • DrknssRules1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    To be fair, it's the THIRD Wolfenstein game. The Wolfenstein for the 360 in canon to this one as that's the game where Caroline was paralyzed.

  • PrincessRyry FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Studious Student Studyin

    2 weeks ago

    AH's editors are honestly crap at putting things in that the people in the vid are asking to put back in

    • MemorySpark FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Professional Alien

      2 weeks ago

      From an editing standpoint, do you understand how long it would take to add in every single thing they request to be put in a video? If the editors made every single edit the crew requested, on top of what they have to do already, the videos would come out way later. Its not great to make comments on things, that quite frankly aren't even constructive, that you don't know about.

  • reilly98 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Let's be honest... the first pair of tits you seen were most likely your mothers, as i assume a lot of people were breast-fed as children, although ik some poeple don't do that

  • Demonic8022 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Did.. Geoff and Griffin split up or something?? Past two podcats Geoff has mentioned some stuff that has me wondering whats going on.

    • garrettiiiii

      2 weeks ago

      yes

    • PrincessRyry FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Studious Student Studyin

      2 weeks ago

      They're going through an "amicable divorce"

    • PlayPodSK FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      read the comments of the podcast of last week.

    • Shillier FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Elite Staff

      2 weeks ago

      They've been separated since July.

    • Zhollt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ಠ_ಠ;

      2 weeks ago

      geoff literally said the word "divorce" in this episode

    • JiggyTurtle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      Yeah, let's call him a noob for not knowing everything about RT! 


      /s

    • PlayPodSK FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      i do agree with jiggy. not everyone knows everything. i didn't know till last week.

    • Demonic8022 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      This saddens my heart  worried specially after seeing some of the changes Geoff was going through. With quitting drinking and all.. I respect that they made the decision together and are going to raise Millicent together, but.. sad bear  disappointed_relieved i did not know this...

  • UncleMazzy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Michael Lookin FUZZY lately.

  • Steve-O FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I started playing gems of war couple years ago because geoff talked about it so much, im still playing it daily, at level 1100 and in the top guild on xbox lol the addiction is real

  • batbomb FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Batty

    2 weeks ago

    Wow, 42:51 Gavin coming through with the life lessons. Time wasted is just time spent dying. (Paraphrased) Damn...

  • klaw35 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    There is a place in East Greenwich, RI...not that anyone cares...that has corn bread croutons on their salmon salad. Next level.