Mr. Dooley’s My Father, Call Me Alcoholic - #104

Off Topic: Mr. Dooley’s My Father, Call Me Alcoholic - #104

The AH Crew sit down to talk about office interactions, method acting, Git Gud Tryouts, and more on this week's Off Topic!

This episode originally aired November 24, 2017 and is sponsored by Felix Gray (http://bit.ly/2zYjxbA), MVMT (http://bit.ly/2w7sDQh), and the Rooster Teeth Store (http://bit.ly/2dJMiSK)


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  • Murkuh529

    6 days ago

    Geoff: "I don't see color Friday"

    *A few minutes later*

    "The greens don't match." 

  • Pancake.Buffalo.the.Mighty

    1 week ago

    i nerded down hard and 1000g'd AC Origins in 83 hours over 5 and a half days when it first released cause i'm a huge loser. no ragrets.

  • osiris911 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    For those who remember what Trevor was talking about, the pink liquid that you took when you were a kid was probably Amoxicillin, a very common Antibiotic prescribed to kids (And adults but they usually get it in pill form). When I was a kid it came flavored on its own and was pretty delicious, but once I started working in a pharmacy, we were able to flavor it with dozens of different flavors, so now kids can get strawberry flavor, coconut flavor, banana flavor, whatever your kid wants. Most pharmacies have a ton of different vials of different flavors and we had a database of how to combine those different flavors to make even more complex flavors. It's been a bit since I worked in a pharmacy but I wouldn't be surprised if you could get pizza flavored medicine for your child,

  • Rhodi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I just realized Geoff is getting a divorce, holy shit. I have a handful of shitty jokes about it but out of respect I will shut my fucking mouth

  • sacutiepie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I am 100% with Lindsay Banana flavor is disgusting and Grape is great 

  • Tareei FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Holy Hell- animorphs and YYH references, haha : D

  • acertwo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    A Gus and Geoff travel show would be awesome.

  • tjhatch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    most Irish aren't ginger and gingers aren't going extinct, that was something made up by a dude that was trying to sell his genetic testing service similar to 23 and me. 

  • michael.everett.whittaker

    2 weeks ago

    I chopped an entire onion for the first time in my adult life recently (typically I'd just cut it in half and then make a grid of slits on the exposed center and then shave off a layer at a time whenever I wanted onion on a sandwich), but like 30 seconds into chopping the onion I started crying, and then I had to stop and wash my hands but then it just kept building and it was burning like somebody sprayed me with pepper spray, so I rinsed my eyes out and that made it work, but I still had to chop the rest of the goddamn onion so I looked it up and this is what you do:


    Either turn on the vent in the range hood over your stove or open a window and cut the onion directly beside the open window. In addition, breath through your mouth and not your nose, because that'll further push the chemicals in the air away from your eyes.


    Seriously, movies and TV and jokes and whatever make it seem like chopping onions makes you cry like "boo hoo" but it's entirely different, it's like tear gas.

  • acdickson222 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    It's cool seeing "guests" come onto to the show! more please!

  • FallenBytes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Geoff does amazing on Off Topic. Hope he can be in them more often in the future.

  • RyanMcCalla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Osiris and Isis are Horace’s parents not Anubis

  • Fps_Monkey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    All i can say is that the butt hole is worth exploring 

  • overkill2009 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Wanna-be Pro Streamer

    2 weeks ago

    wait ive been out of the loop with achivement hunter, did... geoff divorce griffin?

    • JewishT FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      She posted about it. They are having a neutral divorce. Still friends and being a team to raise their daughter. Tried working through issues for a while, but did not work out.

  • CuddlyKitty FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Thats a new shirt right ther by Jeremy: when you got to suck a Dick suck it like a man! Lol

    • CuddlyKitty FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      there*

  • chiefwillis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I would absolutely watch Geoff and Gus travel shows/founding father travel shows.

  • deviouslyxnice FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 1000% Tsun

    2 weeks ago

    As someone who spent chopping a shit ton of onions. NONE OF THAT SHIT WORKS FOR ME. The only one I can honestly say works is being stoned as fuck.

    Spoiler and Edit[2]: GEOFF CAME IN LIKE A WRECKKKINNGGG BALLLL.. HAD NO CHILL TODAY. X"D I was dying and Jeremy cringing at every detail of Geoff's useless erection was just the perfect Christmas present for me. I LOOVEEE making people cringe XD I SEE YOU JONES' giving affection, you cute little shits.<3

  • SSDConker FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Former Devil Dog

    2 weeks ago

    Nice to see that Geoff likes GRAW and GRAW 2. Those were my overall favorite Ghost Recon games.

  • mollyflood FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Lindsey wearing the glasses during the sponsor made me laugh heartily and warmed this cold heart. Long live the queen

  • 2Micah2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    enough with the hate jeremy

  • Jikininki FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    no more crying chopping onions 

  • CryloBen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    They mention Anubis, Sobek, Ra, Osiris, and Amun. Others are mentioned when you do the stone circles. As far as the Piece of Eden Ankh, I apparently missed that in the story.

  • UncleMazzy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    talking about method actors, Jim Carey had a documentary come out about his time on set of Man On The Moon. its CRAZY. netflix!

  • sleepyguyy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    • Rorin4days FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      nah, him and Griffon actually are divorced. Griffon made a post about it on facebook.

  • svssvrrare FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    this just in, Jeremy hates women, gay men, and anybody who's ever had sex 

  • ShadowfoxQ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I think there should be a Git Gud for a MOBA. AH has played Smite before and it's probably easier than LoL or Dota, so I think it would be the most logical choice. The fourth option being HotS.  It does also give another genre to Git Gud in. 

    • vortical42 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      Gigantic would be another good option.

  • sleepyguyy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I'm surprised they pre-taped a week in advance, rather than just a couple days

    • mylazy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      I mean it is a show where they get trashed. Probably easier to do it on the day they would have gotten trashed than it is to do it on a day where they otherwise wouldn't have.

  • PoisedTick0 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I freakin love how  michael keeps pinching  lindsay's face throughout the episode - along with that on purpose sly/devilish grin at the camera.

    Did not foresee Geoff and Griffon getting splitup whatsoever- But that explains what happened to Relationship Goals, I guess...

    on  a lite note-Jeremy's face during his monologue and those on the fly edits, nailed it broadcast

  • American-Pyscho FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Red hair is also a stereotypical Scottish trait! I have a lot of Irish ancestry from both parents but people always comment how my hair is not red. My family all has dark curly hair and my grandma, who came to America when she was 18, had black hair. 

  • beastdude FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rock god in training

    2 weeks ago

    It's a shame that rock band wasn't one of the four get gud games.


    • 408612 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      Nothing really competitive in Rock Band. 

  • SamuelF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    i thought christian bale was joker for a sec

  • TheChief052 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Was I the only one unaware that Geoff and Griffon were divorced?

    • CameronJ1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      if you follow her on twitter she reposted her facebook post about it, if you wanted to look at it take a look at her twitter 

  • ArielE FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    ummmm can we please get lessons with lindsay 

  • SnailinSpec FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    you guys should do a lets play where you get on a mount in Origins and ride from one corner to the other

  • SamuelF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    i think trevor is growing that stash to look different from alfredo lol

  • RivenDaniel1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Would love to know what part of Sydney he was in that didnt smell like piss and garbage.......

  • Ricopineapple FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    i love how affectionate Michael is to Lindsay in this podcast 

  • Sylabus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Cosplaying Optician

    2 weeks ago

    towards the beginning when talking about the moonshine: if I had a better way of bottling I'd send you guys some of my home-brewed mead. My latest batch was fermented with about 3.5 lbs strawberries. It's pretty tasty. But besides shipping, getting home made booze can be a bit weird if you've never met the person making it. That and half my bottles are spoken for. Still, if for some reason a member of the office wants some, I'd be willing  to try and send some! ;D


    (Lol not like that would happen, which leaves more for me~)

  • ninaeatworld FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    So that "billion view video" must be a setup for something they're doing in the future like a new years thing maybe....?? I refuse to believe they actually made that bad of a joke and are still playing into it. Maybe the video has some hidden clues on it?? Maybe the number billion is crucial in solving some sort of a treasure hunt they're gonna do? Or am I going insane? :D

  • MilesTheGreat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zinc Saucier

    2 weeks ago

    grape flavoring come from concord grapes not regular grapes

  • Raenir FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Blaine looks like is wearing Shirou's shirt.

  • fearin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    red hair is not a proper Irish thing

  • ChaoticPKK FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Tony

    2 weeks ago

    I feel ya, Jeremy. To each his or her own, but the anus doesn't register as a sex thing to me, personally.

  • Cadhla182 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I love that whole cursing conversation. 

  • notatroll4

    2 weeks ago

    The story Lindsay was thinking of was from Marathon Man. Dustin Hoffman stayed up for two nights, Sir Lawrence Olivier asked "why not try acting, dear boy?"

    Burned by a knight. Ouch.

  • RoseJivera FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Geoff can't drink so he became a hipster. As a Brooklynite, I'm proud.

  • AH_JollyGreenGIant FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I think the most salty and intense git gud you could do is for honor. Id be curious if the guys are even physically capable of countering some of the advanced heroes

  • Tantalus43 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Am I in the minority thinking that slut isn't a "bad" word? Too be fair, I don't care about words at all, they're just words. Intent is everything when it comes to speech.

    • Bismarckee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      There are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven you can’t say on television. What a ratio that is! 399,993 to 7. They must really be baaaad. They must be OUTRAGEOUS to be separated from a group that large. “All of you words over here, you seven….baaaad words.” That’s what they told us, right? …You know the seven, don’t ya? That you can’t say on TV? Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits. - George Carlin

      If its not these 7 words, its 'A' ok.

    • SH_Gubbins FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      I could come up with at least 20 more... Im sure that list has been updated. Just including the racist ones that list is huge.

  • lolyou7777 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Im gonna name Geoff's left sideburn/beard patch Jebb. Love Geoff btw.

  • FifthJ4ck_4 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Hay Goeff I am fairly sure Fuji is closed in the winter. I googled it and apparently it is open from July 10th to September 10th.