Captain Michael Jones - Last Call #103

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AH Discusses Injuries

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  • SoulBroken FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    The scar from my worst injury has healed away by now but when I was younger and my kid sister was about 3 she was running around while I was busy ironing a shirt for school the next day and she ran into my ironing board and knocked the iron over. So to protect her I lashed out and slapped it away with my hand and the edge of the iron cut and burned the back of my hand. I'm pretty sure it was a second degree burn because the spot like swelled up with puss or something an hour later and by the time it healed a burn scar was left over for years. 

  • Tropes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Am What I Am

    3 weeks ago

    My worst injury is my earliest memory. I was like five or six and ran head-down into a door post at full speed. I drifted in and out of consciousness as we went to the hospital in the middle of the night.


    I've also broken my arm once and my nose either once or twice, plus a few more head impacts. One nose break left a tiny, almost-faded scar on my face. 

  • Swogle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    a "hint of apple" under the destruction.

  • linkalicious FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    my arms are coated in scars where i get cut at my job.  I have a scar on my knee from a bicycle accident and a scar on my neck from backing up into a nail on a wall.  One on my forehead where i fell as a baby one on my back where i scraped against a brick wall wrong and one on my wrist where i got caught on a metal coat hanger on the door knob.... all of them very stupid scars

    • linkalicious FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      also have dislocated both of my thumbs several times and have broke right ring finger and three knuckles as well as two hairline fractures one on my wrist and one on my hand

  • brian192168 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Didnt one of Geoffs army buddies break his dick? I feel like he told that story in GTA at the airport before

  • creatingshelby FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Shelby

    3 weeks ago

    lindsays "you dont own me" while sipping her beer in a red wash is my aestheic

  • DarthSnuggles FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Lindsay's little "you don't own me" at the end was the cutest, sassiest thing ever. She and Michael are the best.

  • rriiiki FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Riki

    3 weeks ago

    i've never had a really bad injury, but the worst pain i ever experienced was when i fell backwards ice skating: i broke my tailbone. couldn't walk/sit/sleep without being in pain for a good 2 weeks. my knees are just covered in scars tho, im a mess on a bicycle. my friend and i got our steering wheels caught in each other and i flipped over, with my bike, and was knocked out for like 5 seconds. nothing majorly bad ever happened to me, and im glad.

  • Aless17 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Love last call!

  • Dittohh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Alex

    3 weeks ago

    Best. Exit. Ever.

  • jfishxx

    3 weeks ago

    I broke my leg when I was 2 from splashing in a puddle of water; I dumped a cup out and before my mom could grab a towel I'd wiped the fuck out. I had a cast for a good while. I don't remember it at all, aha
    I fractured my ankle bone as a teen, when my horse slipped on ice as we were turning into my driveway after a ride; he came down hard on my ankle, we both got up, I looked him over, then walked him back to my barn (me basically using him as a crutch), untacked&groomed&turned him out, then promptly collapsed inside my house. Luckily it wasn't horrible and I just had to wear a tensor bandage for a few weeks (and use crutches, but I skipped those&earned the name "Hobbles" from my shop teacher).
    And then I've had my pinky toes broken multiple times, from horses stepping on them over the years. They're actually pretty horrific, and the reason I never wear sandals lol.

    I think my worst injury was probably my broken leg, which I don't even remember, haha. Aesthetically though, my two pinky toes are the worst. They're calcified lumps of bone now.

  • GrapesHatePeople FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Michael, carrying off his woman like a true man. 

    ....

    He slept on the couch that night.

    • Polymemnetic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      Nah. They fucked.

  • thelillwh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week (while watering my spice garden) and I only cried for 20 minutes.

  • ktgcake FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Lindsays little giggle after Micheal carried her off set has killed me  sparkling_heart That was so cute.

    • DocSwiss FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      Bumping her knee on the table was a little less cute, but it was still a cute thing

    • ktgcake FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      Her hurting herself and then laughing when everyone else goes "ooohhh" is very HER though. So i still found that cute.

  • MiPH FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Ow

  • TsarNickyII FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    I could be completely mistaken, your knee cap can "dislocate" and be popped in again without problems unless you tear the surrounding tissue connecting it to the place it's supposed to float. Then you're in for a bad day.


    Additionally, getting your achilles tendon snipped as well will cause your calf to spring up to the back of your knee. Doctors literally need to pull your muscle back into place and stitch it to it's proper tension again.

    • TwistedDoggeh FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      I can attest to this. I have "dislocated" my right knee cap literally dozens of times. It hurts like hell to pop back into place (usually just have to straighten my leg out) and the pain subsides pretty quickly. 

    • American-Pyscho FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      Achilles injuries make me want to die. I had tendinosis in my Achilles tendon and the PT sucked. I hate even thinking about it fucking balling up when it snaps. 

  • janas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    They should've made Ryan take his shot with the hot whiskey

  • Panikjoker FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold We can have titles?

    3 weeks ago

    Just to weigh in on the getting hit in the getting hit in the balls conversation from the start of the show, I once got hit in the balls so hard that I was still vomiting 2 hours later

  • jaxdenic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zo The Dude

    3 weeks ago

    Worst injury is me being hit by a car on my bike, flying off the entire thing, sliding down the street and using my left arm to slow myself down like in Batman Begins where Bruce Wayne uses the gauntlet to catch Ra's Al Ghul on the ice. I grinded my skin near my elbow to the bone itself and I still went to school afterwards.

  • Paintedawg FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Worst injury for me was when I had a infection in one of my kidneys (caused by a kidney stone) which caused me to pass out at work and fall on my head. Concussion and a skull fracture.

  • DigitalBowTie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DigitalBowTie

    3 weeks ago

    It's a coin toss for my worst injury. In 2nd grade I tripped in the cafeteria and hit a table with my arm hard enough to break a chunk of the corner off and slice my bicep open in two spots. It went deep into the fatty tissue and I needed six stitches, though it didn't bleed at all??? The other was the first week of my senior year of high school, and also my birthday, I ruptured a ligament in my dominant thumb by trying to grab something from a friend while he was walking away and he took a quick step and backed into me. Between surgery and physical therapy, it was about 6 months before I could use my hand. I spent half of my senior year learning how to write left handed...

  • mrihaveasword FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Worst injury I've ever had almost sounds like a joke. So like a damn monkey, when I was about six or seven I was jumping on my parents bed. My brother comes in, sees that it is fun, and belly flops onto the bed catapulting me off of it. I got launched and cracked the back of my head on the corner of a a dresser. I have a scar on the back of my head and the doc said that it is a miracle that I didn't need stitches.

  • davepusey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Lindsay's knee on the table at the every end.

    • wolfwood1234 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      "Lindsay Lets go!"

      "You don't own me!"

      - Gets carried offstage-

  • RyanMcCalla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Worst injury I ever got was I was cutting a zip tie with a pocket knife in high school it slipped and went straight through my finger and into the knuckle for the next finger over, that was hard to lie to the nurse about since pocket knives weren’t allowed

  • AndyRT FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    That ending "bong" was oddly hilarious

  • liesherecharmed FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold AtomicBlonde

    4 weeks ago

    I don't know what it was about this week, but the Off Topic main podcast and the post show had me ROLLING. I swear to god, I could hardly catch my breath when they were all talking about injuries. I'm usually squeamish, but it's just their deliveries when they're telling these horrific stories that makes it surreally funny. A+++ This week, all!

  • honkysachmo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Noah

    4 weeks ago

    My sisters best friend sent 2 different guys to the ER by breaking their dicks. 

  • Jonathanyuivar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    Look, I'm not going to say how I know this, but Jeremy is completely right that you can crack your dick like a knuckle.

  • MegaKracka FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Kracka

    4 weeks ago

    please, please put the gummy bears out for everyone to eat!!

  • A.Rose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold A. Rose

    4 weeks ago

    does Matt not feel pain? wtf

    • liesherecharmed FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold AtomicBlonde

      4 weeks ago

      Matt exists on another plain of existence. 

    • mrihaveasword FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      You're asking this about hobo jesus who doesn't seem to be human at times.

    • HoffyClan

      3 weeks ago

      You mean "another pain of existence!"

  • SortaMaliciousVagabond FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    Michael carrying Lindsay off set at the end! Fucking great. I also liked that they dimmed the lights at the end, they should make that a thing cause it's like the bar is closing, had a nice vibe.

    • reilly98 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      The reason they turn the lights on though at the end instead of off, is because that's what a bar/nightclubs do at the end for a 'last call' hence the name of the post show, and the reason why they lighten it up

  • ladycleo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    Not the worst injury ive ever had but certainly the "best" was i sneezed and managed to break 6 ribs \o/ i have Fibro and chronic pain syndrome so was just like "huh, that smarts a bit" it wasnt until 2 weeks later when my breathing got shallow they sent me for xray and realized what i had done XD Worst injury is either the dog bite that almost severed my wrist or completely shattering my foot in dance class. 

  • grampaeric FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    That ending was awesome. "You don't own me." and then Michael walks back and picks her up and carries her off screen LOL

    • Iynara FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      They're just the best couple. I love seeing them on camera together.