You Can Break Anything If You Try Hard Enough - Off Topic #103

Off Topic: You Can Break Anything If You Try Hard Enough - Off Topic #103

The AH Crew sit down to talk about Extra Life aftermath, video edits, Assassin’s Creed, and more on this week's Off Topic! This episode originally aired November 17, 2017 and is sponsored by Blue Apron (http://cook.ba/2anKnjV), MeUndies (http://bit.ly/29QtMVP), and the Rooster Teeth Store (http://bit.ly/2dJMiSK)

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  • sniperduck96 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    i completely lost my shit with jeremy during the ad read XD

  • Tofu-Miso FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    I am 100% with Lindsay about the dishes.   sweat_smile

  • thefatcat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Gavin and I are exactly the same when it comes to marmite lmao

  • Funhouze FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Christian

    3 weeks ago

    I thought Michael's mini-figure was Ray.

  • UltraZero FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold OmniGeek

    3 weeks ago

    I'm with Ryan, if you hand wash, there's no reason to put the dishes in the machine. Unless you really suck at hand washing.


  • Steve-O FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Off Topic is becoming my favorite podcast over RT now. Michael and Geoff are so much more entertaining than Gus and Burnie. 

  • dcristinzio FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    I'm so glad I watched this in the morning, because of that breakfast discussion

  • Fraser_Free_Firth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That weird Scottish guy

    3 weeks ago

    ahhhhh she drives me crazy.....Fuck off you ruin everything 

    • Flux_Casey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      I think you could do with relaxing a bit, mate. Maybe have some tea or something? Remember, deep cleansing breaths. Let that... perplexing rage just floooooow out of you...

  • MrMcGinger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Within like 10ish hours of playing battlefront 2 I had like 3 or 4 of the unlockable characters. I don't get where people keeping getting this it takes 40 hours to get heroes characters.

    • OniZonda FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hokage

      3 weeks ago

      Because the game was changed last minute and all the heroes are only 25% of the original price. Imagine you doing exactly what you've done but you barely have 1 hero. That's what people have been complaining about. Also, this was recorded 3 days before they announced the change so AH had no idea it was coming.


      Edit: oh and the 40 hours was for like Darth Vader or Luke Skywalker (top tier characters). That's also assuming you don't buy any other heroes. I have no idea how the currency works specifically, but that's how it's always been explained

    • MrMcGinger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      @OniZonda Okay that makes sense. I knew they made a lot of last minute changes, I just wasn't really keeping up with everything going on with it. I've heard from people who were making it sound like it would STILL take like 40 hours to get characters and that's why they weren't going to get the game. Apparently they haven't been keeping up with what's going on with the game either.


      Either way, I mean I wouldn't have minded having something that was hard to get and I actually had to work for. It's not like you weren't going to have hero characters to start with. You only have to unlock like half of them.


      I remember having to work my ass off in Halo 3 to get that Katana Hyabusa armor. Totally worth it. Even Halo 5's original Helioskrill armor, which was a pain in the ass to get. (Before they put in a variant that you could just unlock in the REQ packs which made all the hard work I put in seem pointless) I like having a challenge to get something special like that.

  • bryanbar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Chad James!

  • heftypanda FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    They mentioned rockets. Now we must have it...

  • jclark2747 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Chad is the MVP of life.

  • Dex122sg FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    The assassins creed movie is crap. In the beginning when you're following the kid he gets in to a fight and gets a gash on his face, in the next seen it not there. Ok not a huge problem except in the last shot of that seen he has it again. 

    • OniZonda FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hokage

      3 weeks ago

      One flaw with your logic, if that's the only complaint you have, then it's not a bad movie. Continuity errors happen in every movie. It's near impossible to find any movie that doesn't have one somewhere. But if that's truly the case, there are better movies with worse mistakes so those must be the most god awful movies to you.

    • Dex122sg FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      I never said that was my only complaint just the one I noticed most as it broke my immersion and it took a while to reestablish. Also I like a lot of movies other people disliked (almost every movie Geoff says he dislikes on off topic I liked) but in all of them I never broke immersion, so that is a big factor for me in a movie.

  • michael.everett.whittaker

    3 weeks ago

    I mean, shit, dude. Either Jeremy or Lindsay should've volunteered to leave so Geoff could sit, it's fucking GEOFF, man. He's my favorite part of Off Topic.

  • missvic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Ok who else died when the camera just followed Geoff as he tried to sneak off camera?

  • themole0331 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Lawl! Best ending of a video ever. HARD CUT! FULL STOP!

  • creatingshelby FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Shelby

    3 weeks ago

    when i was little, i used to drink what i referred to as "purple cow" which is grape juice and milk mixed together.

  • yuenalquinto FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Michael and the tiny problems with linsey wit hthe chair thing is sooooo super FUNNY

  • TheCompFreak FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Ryan's reaction did not disappoint lol.

    • TheCompFreak FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      Okay, posted this after his shot. DID not anticipate the ending discussion rofl.

  • YAAYGAMES FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Strange and Confused

    3 weeks ago

    GOD DAMN IT!! I SENT THOSE GUMMY BEARS TO THEM ON AHWU!!! 

  • schurgy16 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    When you destroy the table, make it a part of the set!

  • IsabellaRose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    hahahah i used to eat cheese and ketchup sandwiches all the time when i was a kid!!! fucking gross now but i loved that shit when i was little! 

  • Ryan5387 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    I think I came up with the perfect thing for team same voice. A show where Ryan and Jack destroy things. People send in things specifically for them to figure out the best way to destroy.

    • heftypanda FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      Call it "Cow Chop but People Brett's Age."

  • 408612 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    Chad got pummel horse'd more than twice.

  • Alahev FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    I remember coming across the sugar free reviews a couple years ago and finding them hilarious. Because all the 5-star reviews are saying to give it to a hated enemy without specifying, and all the 1-star reviews go into long stories about how terrible it is because of their gastrointestinal distress.

  • ChevyCobb

    4 weeks ago

    Let me buy that table!

  • JCLegoMan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Too poor for double gold

    4 weeks ago

    Gavin's minifig looks like the bloke from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. 

  • KnotKnight FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    God, Michael shitting on the female character just to annoy Lindsay would have me climbing the walls if I were her. Props to her for being able to not rise to it. lol

  • Lt-Waffles FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    i love when they talk about editing 

  • jaxdenic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zo The Dude

    4 weeks ago

    No matter how goofy he is or how much crap he's given, Gavin is the man.

  • Fez8745 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    Loved all the Editing and behind the scenes talk, was very interesting to listen to and hear your experiences.

  • Phtephosaur FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    Lindsay's not wrong with AC and the poison weapons. I've got a legendary sword which releases a poison gas when it's used against anything and kills civilians as the gas spreads. The game says nothing, I guess it ignores passive civilian kills and treats it as collateral 

    This was a flipping phenomenal podcast, laughed so much!

    • gem_scheltema FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTBox reviews each month

      3 weeks ago

      Yeah, I don't know why Michael was adamant she was wrong, maybe he didn't understand what she meant. When I used a poisonous weapon or shield (for example the snake combo legendary items, I think they were preorder or deluxe extras) when I first got to Siwa and started playing, the soliders I had killed released poisonous clouds. Every goddamn civilian and cat in the area caught it and started vomiting and dying and creating their own area of infection. Not once did I get a message to stop killing civilians, either. I stopped using the weapon after that, and I used the shield and no longer did people catch poison stink and die, so maybe it's just poison weapons.

  • Sireth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    So does vegemite not smell like chocolate normally?

    • FreakAM FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 weeks ago

      I think you're thinking of nutella 


    • Sireth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      No, I've smelled both and Nutella is super sweet but vegemite also smells just like chocolate to me. Not sure why, but my nose is weird with smells in general.

  • theshnoff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    Millions of peaches, peaches for me

    Millions of peaches, peaches for free


  • Kira_Tsukasa FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gundam Pilot

    4 weeks ago

    On the subject of the Beverly Hills thing, I live in one city, my address is clearly in that city, I'm within that city's limits, but my zip code is that of the next city over. So yes, they may have been in the 90201 zip code, but that does not mean they were in Beverly Hills.

  • MemorySpark FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Professional Alien

    4 weeks ago

    I enjoy the fact that any time Geoff isnt talking, he just has a thousand yard stare going. Its not like hes even upset about anything, hes just kind of off in his own world.

  • Zazie122 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    The last few minutes, good lord...

  • QuoteIt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    They used to throw pears/apples and sandwiches and bottles around on my ball. I had many an apple pegged at my head, one time a sandwich with tomato sauce on it :/  (You learn to duck quite well...unless you're stuck standing and vulnerable...). The most the bus drivers did is if it reached the front of the bus they'd pull over and go "I WONT DRIVE UNTIL THIS IS CLEANED!" i imagine if someone was hurt it'd be "CLEAN UP THAT BLOOD DANG IT" >.<

  • AdmiralSpeedy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    Unity has not been completely fixed. It still has a ton of game breaking bugs.

    • gem_scheltema FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTBox reviews each month

      3 weeks ago

      Which platform does it have these bugs? I'm curious.

      I played Unity on PS4 in 2014 and never once saw a game-breaking bug. Only had ilttle minor glitches that were frankly, entertaining. People walking on things and falling off, basically. The worst glitch I've had in an AC game was Black Flag, the ship at the begginning was (I think) was underwater and inaccessible. Otherwise, III just didn't feel like a smooth experience.


      I'm only asking what platform because, well, a lot of PC ports of games are terrible - it's not just Ubisoft guilty of that.

    • AdmiralSpeedy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      I have it on both Xbox One and PC and it's just as bad on both, except that it barely makes it to 30 FPS on the Xbox One, but on PC I can do 60 unless there are a bunch of NPCs around.


      It has nothing to do with being a bad PC port. The game is broken on every platform and anybody that defends it just blind. I am a huge AC fan, I own all of them, some of them twice (including Unity since I bought it on Xbox One before I built my PC and then bought it for PC on sale) but Unity is just broken and from what I played, Arno is a boring as fuck character and story was kind of stupid. I have finished every single other AC to 100% sync except Unity because every two hours or so, I would jump and Arno would get stuck in the air throwing his arms around and I would be forced to reload my last save.

  • matsteven FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    I'm a school bus driver and I can attest that kids on the bus are flipping psychos

  • erick_3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    i gagged so many times when they were talking about runny eggs

  • r3mus3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    Take the table to the gun range. Have Ellie machine it down.

  • HereComeGiants FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    lindsay and cib need to have a headband-off

    • liesherecharmed FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold AtomicBlonde

      4 weeks ago

      I would kill for Lindsay to do a bit with Sugar Pine 7. Her sense of humor and talent for improv would mesh spectacularly with theirs. I just want to see her and Cib become best friends.

  • Xhianil FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    When I think of the pocky thing I think of the Flandre photo set 

  • user-56fc2c8a33f0d FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold brandnamekill3r

    4 weeks ago

    someone should blow up the table with tannerite

  • RyanMcCalla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    Lol talking about walking with their wives Jack is such a caring husband it’s great to hear him be like no I hold her hand compared to Michael and Jermey who I’m much more like

    • gasbolina FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Log Lady

      3 weeks ago

      Makes me feel extra sad for Geoff :^(


  • RyanMcCalla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    wait did someone like the Horoscope portion cause I didn’t see the appeal of it I turned it off for that time after a while

  • chiefwillis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    I gotta say, I don't think I've drank a 1 shot rum & coke. It feels... pointless, unlike Gavin's snozz <3

  • roloman95 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    Maybe the Slomo Guys can blow the table up in Slomo fashion

  • trukilla8539 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    "I don't touch.....men?" -Jeremey Dooley, 2017