Let's Watch - Hitman Elusive Target: Blackmailer

Let's Play: Let's Watch - Hitman Elusive Target: Blackmailer

Want to be like Agent 47? Follow these simple rules and you too can be a Hitman in no time!

1) Find a bathroom, kitchen, or other type of room that has a sink in it.
2) Clog the sink and turn it on so the water overflows all over the floor.
3) Locate your target.
4) Start luring your target to the sink with a bag of pennies. They're just like little copper jellybeans!
5) When your target is in eyesight of the sink, he or she will be absolutely inclined to clean up the mess.
6) Watch your good Samaritan go! Clean, clean, clean.
7) But don't watch for too long! Pull out a knife, screwdriver, coconut, or any other type sharp object you may have on your person. Use said object to kill your target.
8) Run away and hide in the nearest closet you can find.
9) Wait for the whole "dead body" situation to blow over.
10) Now that no suspicion is being placed on you for the murder, feel free to locate the nearest exit and get the hell out of there.

Congratulations, agent! You're now the world's greatest assassin. Now go have a cup of tea or whatever assassin's drink or whatever. You earned it!

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  • Flavio815 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Hitman Ryan is on the job. Clogging sinks and killing people

  • ComicWheat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Haz Cheeseburger

    7 months ago

    Is it me or did ryan literally look at the target at 6:25 and walk away?

  • PureMatty FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    i liked ryan messing around and screwing up in the past

  • maddog2201 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    "WOMENS RIGHTS MOTHERFUCKAAA'S!" ~ Jack Patillo, 2017

  • NoMindMusic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    some people getting angry at "Jack being political"... literally all he said was "is that Trump's kid?" he didn't say anything else

    • Nachea

      7 months ago

      I think the main reason everyone gets mad at him is because Trump won. Jack or anyone else can't do really anything about it. So if you keep talking about it (Jack) you're only going to make yourself upset, so why bother? So in my honest opinion the sooner he gets over it, the better. And it will be better for him too. In other words, When you don't worry about something the less stress it causes.  blush

    • Maxvdw FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      You can worry or not worry about something al you like. The fact of the matter is that Trump is president and he could do a lot of damage in that position.

    • genthug FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      Or... yknow... it's not him being political. Just bringing Trump up isn't necessarily political. Trump had a very large pre-presidential life that was out in the open. As Michael said on one of the OT podcasts, it's easy to make fun of him. Not to make fun of him because he's the president and they're butthurt, because he's easy to make a joke out of.

      Can't agree more with OP.

  • FreshZambo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold huehuehuehuehuehuehue

    7 months ago

    what a great description! whoever wrote it is a great writer!

    • Rainonkimsrainbows FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      Mr. Andrew Blanchard is the descriptor I believe

  • owlwithantlers FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    "I lost him!" -Ryan Haywood, as he walks right passed his target, staring him in the face. 

  • Glyphwright FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hipster of Masochism

    7 months ago

    Oh, Ryan... how did you fuck that up?

  • HandsMahoney FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    wow, another trump joke.


    good one jack

    • PureMatty FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      yeh, trump is a joke

    • Licourtrix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      I'm sure the president can take criticism from an obvious liberal without you being butthurt on his behalf. 

    • maddog2201 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      The issue isn't Trump taking shit because we all know he can, it's when his kids have to deal with it that it becomes an issue, they didn't choose their position so don't give them shit over it, especially not his 10 year old. That's just fucked up. You're all anti-bullying I'm sure so stop bullying the poor kid.  

  • fredjbarber FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Hitman Let's Watch with Ryan in the seat never fails to amuse. Probably my favourite Let's Watch series thus far. His spontaneity and frustration with the character AI is so damn funny. I hope the elusive targets keep coming.

  • TheSnowFox FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lone Wanderer

    7 months ago

    if he only let the staff guy live he would have got a silent assassin. Great video keep them coming! Also please do the next one its in Bangkok.  matt

  • OpenDomain FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold North Yanktonese

    7 months ago

    That's one leaky faucet there, guys. One of you gonna' fix that...?

  • Bennetas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    If you don't understand the joke about the "Men's March"  a guy tweeted about how there should be a men's march and used a picture of Gavin in his penis costume and used the photo to represent the march and what men should dress as during it. Needless to say Gavin tweeted back saying he did not support it and that he was a cheeky Brit.

    • NeoSchmeo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      @Bobby.Singh https://twitter.com/GavinFree/status/824698046432808960

  • JCLegoMan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Too poor for double gold

    7 months ago

    Even when Ryan wants to be serious, somehow things go tits up and I love it, pretty good Hitman video.

  • Fionntastic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Ryan knew the guy was going to go that way because everyone knows he can't turn left. 

  • Michael0612 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    60 dollars for a trash can... Gavin... why...

    • Licourtrix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      Daschunds have a tendency to get into trash. Having one with a lid makes sense. Gavin and Meg like convenience so having a trashcan that doesn't need you to touch it to open it fits. Gavin is a very technology driven person, the mechanism for the trashcan fascinates him. It makes sense. If he's not bankrupting himself on a cool trashcan, then it's perfectly healthy for him to buy the more expensive trashcan that fits his needs and is cool.

  • DaruSH FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Eater of Time and Basil

    7 months ago

    I'm just imagining mean ol' Walter standing in a shallow grave, checking his watch... Occasionally admiring his reflection in a compact mirror.

  • ProjectGnome FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ProjectGnome

    7 months ago

    these are always a cacophony of errors that somehow end up working out hilariously!

    • Michael0612 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      Cacophonies really more apply to sound specific mixtures, disruptions, and variations like coughing, hooting, or cackling... but I get what you meant.

    • JayNut FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Verified RT Scrobbler

      7 months ago

      probably just confused the term with the colloquialism "cornucopia of" errors meaning "plenty" or "abundance of" 

    • ProjectGnome FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ProjectGnome

      7 months ago

      cacophony of errors is an expression

  • lorenstone FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Seriously Jack? Not even a minute in and you're being hateful towards a 10 yr old kid? I'm all for freedom of speech and being political, but you are just spewing hate now. We get it, you hate Trump! Enough already! Picking on his kid is a level of cruel that I thought even you incapable of. I guess I was wrong. You are a bully sir and I'm tired of having to watch that behavior.

    • AlphaRose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      Pretty sure he was talking about Eric or Donald, you know, Trump's other two sons who are fully grown adults and heavily involved in his policies. Nice job assuming the worst though.

    • Michael0612 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      you fuckin dumbass I doubt he was talking about the young one he was most likely talking about trump's idiot older sons.

    • Michael0612 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      And also why even defend Trump in any capacity. He's a narrow-minded misogynistic bigot. Easily one of the worst things we've ever done as a country is elect him. I'm 20 and this was the first election I could ever participate in and I'm now ashamed of the United States. Trump has absolutely no respect for women and obviously doesn't give a shit about minorities, the LGBT community, or people of other religions. He only cares about making life easier for upper class white people. This is coming from an upper class white person (ME) who thinks it's fucking disgusting. The rest of the world looks at us like they can't fucking believe it because they all know what half of Americans are too fucking stupid to understand. Donald Trump is a horrible fucking human being who has NO PLACE in the white house.

    • HereComeGiants FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      Donald Trump has three sons, two of whom are over the age of 30.

      But sure being angry about something is fun too I guess .. 

    • battleofla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      You are literally too stupid to know he's not referring to the kid.

    • ZachTheCommy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Guardian x4

      7 months ago

      It's pretty damn objective to say that the people who entertain you aren't allowed to have or express opinions. They don't exist for you. They're human being and are very entitled to their opinions.

    • dennett316 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      @Michealthemango, grow up.  Seriously, time to grow up a bit.  Jack is an adult, he's going to mention politics at some point.  All of RT are adults, they might just bring up the fact that their country is being run by a lunatic who's values are not in line with those of decent people.  You want to bury your head in the sand?  Go right ahead and find one of the many channels out there that are willing to provide you that safe haven you so desperately need.

      Everyone else who isn't as fragile as the President and can let jokes go, well, they can continue to watch RT content without throwing a hissy fit.

    • lorenstone FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      When did I say he couldn't have an opinion? First off, most rational people assume it's the kid when people make 'jokes' like that, cause apparently cheap shots are allowed with him. even if he did mean one of the older sons, he still 'joked' about assassinating one of them. That's still a very sick thing to do, especially since their only sin in Jack's eyes is being Trump's offspring. Secondly, I wasn't defending Trump, I'm just tired of hearing Jack go on a political tirade every chance he gets to on the shows. Like I stated, "We get it, you hate Trump!" Every time he brings up the 'subject', and I use that term loosely, he can't seem to help himself before he tries to alienate and bully parts of their fan-base. Third, he does actually exist to entertain me. He exists to entertain all of us, paying members or not. Why? He's in the entertainment business! Shock, gasp, awe! Wow, actually expecting an entertainer to, gasp, entertain instead of getting politically abusive with us! It's such a foreign concept, isn't it? 

    • JayNut FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Verified RT Scrobbler

      7 months ago

      WTF? how do people get so far up their own ass? 
      If the Trump Clan wasn't the current icon for one side of jerk-off politics, and jack was making that joke about his son because he murders endangered-species, would it have still triggered you?

      Also I feel I need to point out that you are actually complaining about, as you say, an "entertainer" having opinions, and voicing them, about a different "entertainer" who voiced his opinions so much, he ran for office, are you missing the asshole incongruity there?

      Plus I dont think it divides the fan-base in half, they're not all Americans, but I dont think it divides the AMERICAN fan-base in half.... not even remotely....

    • Alonza0

      7 months ago

      My favorite part of that rebuttal is "'subject,' and I use that term loosely." A subject is literally a person or thing that is being discussed. How on earth could anything about the term "subject" be debatable?

  • jeremy71504 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I guess I got lucky and lured him off the cat walk into the bathroom the first time and got silent assassin.

    • DaruSH FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Eater of Time and Basil

      7 months ago

      I did the same thing, only it took longer for me... And I accidentally snapped the waiter's neck after I punched him in the face :(

  • Matty2e FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Just imagining how the bit with the accidental box entry might be explained to a guard.. "Well you see, I definitely work here, and this semi-naked man put me in this box and then passed out next to it.. honest.."  

  • Pinatafreak FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I dropped the light rig on the target and I could still pick up the memory stick without a problem.

    • DaruSH FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Eater of Time and Basil

      7 months ago

      It sometimes works, it depends on where the target is when the light falls.

    • tahupierce FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      Good thing Gavin got it wrong!

  • NinjaWizardd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ash

    7 months ago

    beautiful 


  • bhoffman20 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    At 7:37 it looks like there's a typo in the subtitle. "Best cocktail on the world."

  • DarkTempler7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I hope they never stop making elusive target missions, because these videos are some of the best things AH puts out.

    • DaruSH FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Eater of Time and Basil

      7 months ago

      I believe they're doing it until season 2 starts, when the new locations begin popping up.

  • Boardslayer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Master of time and space

    7 months ago

    i was too distracted by the description to click on the video. Good job. ^_^

  • LiviDarling FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Livi

    7 months ago

    Brilliant.