Let's Play: Let's Watch - Hitman Elusive Target: Blackmailer
Want to be like Agent 47? Follow these simple rules and you too can be a Hitman in no time!
1) Find a bathroom, kitchen, or other type of room that has a sink in it.
2) Clog the sink and turn it on so the water overflows all over the floor.
3) Locate your target.
4) Start luring your target to the sink with a bag of pennies. They're just like little copper jellybeans!
5) When your target is in eyesight of the sink, he or she will be absolutely inclined to clean up the mess.
6) Watch your good Samaritan go! Clean, clean, clean.
7) But don't watch for too long! Pull out a knife, screwdriver, coconut, or any other type sharp object you may have on your person. Use said object to kill your target.
8) Run away and hide in the nearest closet you can find.
9) Wait for the whole "dead body" situation to blow over.
10) Now that no suspicion is being placed on you for the murder, feel free to locate the nearest exit and get the hell out of there.
Congratulations, agent! You're now the world's greatest assassin. Now go have a cup of tea or whatever assassin's drink or whatever. You earned it!