GTA V - Offense Defense: Bionic Penis Edition

Let's Play: GTA V - Offense Defense: Bionic Penis Edition

Geoff makes the boys plays his favorite game mode in GTA, and Ryan obsesses over another man's member. Welcome back to Offense Defense!

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  • VincentDeLas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Jack, and Michael. Team Fat Daddy.

  • RaeylOkami FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    So, what commercial were they talking about?

  • UPdawg101 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    The occasional salt between Ryan and Jack always makes my day

  • MartyGras2

    1 month ago

    I missed Offense Defense.  Thank you

  • Kikyobutt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Beards

    1 month ago

    Is it bad that every time they say "Geoffrryyyyy" I also say "Geoffrryyyyy"?

    • SHDOofaRooster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT's Biggest Fan

      1 month ago

      I guarantee that 90% of everyone else does it too (including me), so not really 

    • Jamari FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Jam jar

      1 month ago

      I do the same. Btw the geoff in rwby vid is one of my favorite things that has ever been.

    • Kikyobutt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Beards

      1 month ago

      @Jamari Thanks.

    • SparkyNomad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      I also do this. Can confirm. geoff

  • GreyGhost9036 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Angry Beaver

    1 month ago

    The GTA 3 Game mode cops v crooks was my favorite. I wish they would add that mode to GTA 5 just so these guys would play it again. 


  • ComicWheat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Haz Cheeseburger

    1 month ago

    Ayyyyeeeee

  • borisof007 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold HR Manager, Engineering

    1 month ago

    Offense Defense is my favorite series within GTA V. SO much fuckery XD

  • HoffyClan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    "Damn Tractors, get off the road!"  Holy shit, this takes place in Iowa?


    Couldn't tell you how many times I've said this while driving.

  • CaradocKaine FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lost In Thought...

    1 month ago

    "I'm freeing you!" Words you never want to hear from Ryan...unless you are the audience.

  • Deimir FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Love Offense Defense, please do it with first person cam only some day!

    • Vicks007

      1 month ago

      I second this, first person would be amazing

    • borisof007 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold HR Manager, Engineering

      1 month ago

      Should make it so that the blocker cars can be in 3rd person. Makes getting hit by it that much scarier

  • DrewTheDingas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    @21:08

    Ryan experiencing pure joy. 

  • g1DoubleT FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I have to disagree with Geoff on one thing, the best GTA game mode ever is/was Cops vs Crooks

    • Natrone FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Cops vs Crooks and Top Fun are probably the coolest GTA gametypes ever

  • phaedrus77 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    @15:55  Crazy Taxi?

  • Garlan3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    The Audience always loses 

  • srvvlhm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold David Kane

    1 month ago

    Make one with Fagio's and bicycles.

  • Flashgio FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Can you imagine this game mode with the new ramp and boost cars? 

  • rodrickplum FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Jeremy I just realized your character looks like a mix between The lead singer of ADTR and the main character from crunch time (sorry his name slips my mind)

  • Icky427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Icky

    1 month ago

    michael fucking traction-rolled hahahaha!

  • silverswords FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I love these.  I'm so glad they came back to it.  What was that other game type they liked to play before this one came out?  I wanna say Gridlock?  They should do some more of those, as well.

    • SolusHD FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Hasta La Vista. Geoff even made a spin off game type of it called Kamikaze as well as making a few home made AHsta la vista maps for a larger incorporation of ppl

    • silverswords FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      No, not that one.  It was one where there were two teams of cars on like a short stretch of road.  One team had three blockers and the other had two blockers and one tiny car that needed to cross over into the goal line to score.  

    • Praseodymium FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      The Red Rover one?

    • Rogue_likethexmen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      I think it was called Running Back

    • gem_scheltema FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTBox reviews each month

      1 month ago

      It was Running Back, definitely.

    • silverswords FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Running Back! That was it!  I thought it was a football term, but I wasn't sure.  Yeah, more of those would be great.

  • cdb96 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    not angry fat but instead chubby happiness 

  • lolohannah FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    "VIP Truck!" was probably my favourite moment. Gavin, honey.

    • Praseodymium FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Pretty sure he meant "MVP" but then Jack jumped on him 'cause he thought he meant "VP"

  • TheRTV FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Round Peg in Square Hole

    1 month ago

    #TEAMANGRYFATFORLYFE!!!!!

  • Arcturian FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Gavin's block at 7:45 was MLG af

  • Nandakrithe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Geoff: "You know those party things where you blow them and they go 'bwooohohoh'?

    Jack: "You mean clowns??"


    Man, Jack fuckin kills me sometimes, hahahah.

  • StrawdogG2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Geoff mentioning the McElroy brothers made me happy. Would love to see a team up with those good good boys.

    • SgtSweetcheeks FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Any team up with those good good boys is good, they even made the humble Rancho cool.

    • StrawdogG2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Hey Geoffrey, how are you enjoy this game, Geoffrey? Are you having fun Geoffrey? Would you like to go to a wine-tasting, Geoffrey?

  • praxxuus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold praxxuus

    1 month ago

    jack and micheal should be either team jack-jones or team baby-fat


  • Phatnaru FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I love offense vs defense. Can't wait for one that uses the ramp cars.

  • Oveso FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    God damn I love these

  • torbeck FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    So many great moments in this video!

  • Tegman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    oh how quickly alliances dissolve  

  • S3BAST1AN FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Unique Mix

    1 month ago

    i hate when jack wins, i just have a predisposition to hate him progressing in any positive way shape or form in videogames.....and i dont know why.....

    • JustinBlackBeard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Right, it makes for way better content when Geoff, Ryan, Gavin or Michael win opposed to the other two whiny ones. Shit i miss funny Jack and Ray!

  • devilito666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    GTA4 is backwards compatible so chopper VS chopper 

  • CSLMuramasa FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Demon Blade

    1 month ago

    You can tell it's been a while because they keep saying sprunking instead of bullying.

  • S3BAST1AN FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Unique Mix

    1 month ago

    ive never been happier that Geoff won, he deserved it soooo bad!!!

  • Cotter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold OneMorePelican

    1 month ago

    Took almost a year but Geoff finally got it as the runner, I'm so proud of Geoffreeeeyy

  • UnknownShadow23 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Jeremy was an awful blocker hat last round

  • kelevra1324 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    MBMBaM shoutout! love those good good mcelboys

  • trukilla8539 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    "Btw your lovable bastard is dead." -Jeremy Dooley, 2017

  • jmaster570 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    @13:34 Geoff "You yellow idiot" I just keep hearing the rvb line of "Its ORANGE!"

    • devilito666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      But Geoff was the pink car i mean the lightish red car.

  • CaptCanadia FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold CaptCanadia

    1 month ago

    Is Lindsey being pregnant getting to Michael? He doesn't seem to have the energy he usually does.

    • torbeck FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      /s

    • ConfusedLlama FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Honestly, mate, fuck off to your little hole under the bridge.

  • c550456 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 17th Sharder

    1 month ago

    Jeremy humming Play That Funky Music in the background was great

  • genthug FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Y'know, I love watching these Let's Plays, but this one just didn't have the same energy that the other ones did. Still really enjoyable to watch, but did not live up to the other Offense Defense LPs.

  • mattster232 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Can't afford Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I miss when they did Sunday Driving

  • will981999 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    GAVIN AND LIL J! YOU SHOULD BE TEAM "NEW, ENGLAND"!!! 

  • Tylerkking FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Random thought while watching this but it'd be hilarious to see everyone try to race in the DRL sim since ryan likes drones now

    • callmedoug FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Whats DRL? Is it those racing drones?

  • RT_Fullmetal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I love that they're coming back to this game type after it's been a while, and the video starts off with the same exact teams as the first time they played it. How serendipitous.

  • Delta201

    1 month ago

    In this episode of Offense Defense,


    team lil' Britain becomes team Boston Tea party


    team Angry Fat becomes team Betting Buddies


    team Magnum Dong is still team Magnum Dong.

    • swordking123 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      not true, they have been Betting Buddies for over a year, as Micheal even says in the video. Also, every combo has like 5 names anyway

    • souleater2659 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

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      I always referred to team Magnum Dong as team "DILF"

  • Sephiroth12285 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Nice to see them play this game type again, and it was good to see them all win one each. But really watching them just ram into each other is always fun more so than seeing one team win. 

  • trexfelix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    love this game mode. happy they got back to it. hope they play hockey soon.