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Let's Watch - Hitman Holiday Hoarders

Let's Play: Let's Watch - Hitman Holiday Hoarders

Twas the night before Christmas, but Ryan didn't care.

Taking out Santa was his goal, and leaving him in his underwear.
As he hung from the balcony with his trusty silenced pistol,
He quickly jumped down and gave a quick whistle.


The enemy came closer to check out the noise,
But Santa Ryan was there waiting, with a brick and his toys.
He didn't see it coming, or really feel pain,
Because Santa Ryan smashed a brick into his brain.


It seemed a little brutal but it's Hitman, you know.
Nothing can stop the Mad King, look he's yelling, "Ho, Ho, Ho..."
With a twinkle in his eye, he plots his next attack,
To the basement he goes. Oh, look, a bad guy. WHACK!


He killed all of them, with a smile on his face.
Then ran to the exit as if it were a hot race.
Then came the cut-scene as the mission was done,
Santa Ryan yells, "Merry Christmas to All, damn killing is fun!"

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  • MassacreMan101 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Guy with the Hat

    6 months ago

    The Night Santa Went Crazy by Weird Al is so appropriate for the last 10 minutes.

  • lookus264 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Was that naked Santa at 37.30? I'm assuming it must have been since the only other person who's clothes they stole was unconscious in a crate.

  • Arcturian FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Santa at 18:35 :o

  • Arcturian FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I love the community on this website, I love you all <3 Merry Christmas everyone, I hope everything goes amazingly well for you all :D

  • Glyphwright FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hipster of Masochism

    7 months ago

    They were talking so loud, they didn't even heard Santa 47 say "Ho... Ho... Ho..." as he killed those guys...

  • Paintedawg FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Ryan as assassin Santa....Christmas just got awesome :D

  • Glyphwright FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hipster of Masochism

    7 months ago

    Michael is so high in this video.


    Or maybe it's just me...

  • SqurtleHurdle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Achievement Hunter is now on the naughty list.

  • MartyGras2

    7 months ago

    Ryan watch out for puddles.  I hear that they can be deadly.

  • superthotty FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Carol of the Bell's Toll: The Tale of the Murderous Santa

  • Sephiroth12285 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I hope you kids have been good this year because Santa Ryan just bashed the heads of the Wet Bandits. Just pray he doesn't drive up in his tank when he visits.

  • Fez8745 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    @18:34 You can literally see Santa....Standing right there....drinking some wine.......well YOU can't obviously ryan but to some of us, SANTA IS REAL
    Also, You were asking how to catch him in that exact moment. and he's in front of you by 2 metres

  • Tinoguy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    18:36. . . Santa hitting up the bar, and you run right past him

  • LittleThomasKid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Gotta say, these Hitman videos have been my favorite collection of videos from Achievement Hunter recently. All of them are funny to watch, repeat on repeat. :D

  • Steen_McG FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I love and hate the fact that i could tell where Santa was because of directional sound while wearing headphones.

  • BombusTantivy Havea good day!

    7 months ago

    Love seeing a dad and his two sons bond over some holiday festivities 

  • ArthropodGuy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Chitinous

    7 months ago

    I'm surprised no one made a "Silent Night, Deadly Night" reference when Santa 47 started a killing spree. Then again, they didn't get the Home Alone homage and that movie is better-remembered.

  • Pinkberry45

    7 months ago

    The next Extra-Life they releases Ryan's criminal record. Not likely, but even a professional psychopath has got a record.

  • HammerBoop FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    The amount of times that they looked directly past Santa while wondering where he could be was so stressful 

  • JCLegoMan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Too poor for double gold

    7 months ago

    It's just so fucking hilarious that Santa walked around and was just taking people out.

  • GrimmLock72 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Biotic God

    7 months ago

    the fact that not one of them noticed the home alone reference hurts me

    • dantheman007a FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      Yeah, especially since Harry and Marv were the "Wet Bandits" who left sinks running. *cough* *cough*

  • CreepyStains FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Why didn't you guys go on the biggest santa killing spree you could before ending the video? I mean we got a bit of that but there wasn't real effort put into it. You could go into the fashion show as santa, then at the front of the stage pull out the axe and just start murdering people.

  • Godram

    7 months ago

    There is a level where you can find mice playing cards. if thats not supernatural i dunno what is.

  • johnbarnes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Trophy Hunter

    7 months ago

    "You talk like an old person... Everything you say sounds like it came out of a book." is probably my quote of the episode.

  • guitarist19 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I love the idea that Santa just turns the corner like slow motion style, pulls the silenced pistol from his coat like a spy, then wastes those dudes and then just walks away lol

  • eatmarth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle

  • johnbarnes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Trophy Hunter

    7 months ago

    Not wrapping paper, but my grandma was all about saving the bows.

  • McNagelpuff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    "How the hell am i supposed to catch that clever old elf!" Ryan says as he runs right past him.

    • MyPetPickle

      7 months ago

      That part hurt to watch.

  • CloakaDagger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I'm not really surprised that they didn't realize the targets were the Wet Bandits from Home Alone at first, but I really thought they would catch on after seeing the challenge to hit Marv with a brick 3 times.

    • EHbomber FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      If Geoff had stayed for longer i bet he'd of picked up on it, or jack

  • LeeSkillett FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    The fact that they killed Marv in the bathroom and didn't overflow the sink pains me. Wet Bandits 4 lyf.

  • DeltaFace

    7 months ago

    Gavin, you forgot the Bosmer you racist jerk!

    • Teagaaaaaaan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      and Bretons which are half

  • ChaoticGamer1323 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    "There are signs of struggle, lacerations around the neck, and a broken neck. We've determined that the cause of death is drowning from the sink that he was under."

  • Spainoctopus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    There may not be a T4ken, but I'm pretty fucking sure there's going to be a show based on Taken. It only gets more ridiculous and amazing. 

  • cobiwankenobi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I think one of my favourite parts of the hitman videos is the cast. They almost always include Ryan Gavin and Michael. They are the three that im always the most sad when they aren't in a video

  • Liquidus_Snake0 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Whoever did the video details needs a raise.

  • Mercenary730 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    The HA references killed me

  • UItraVioIet FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ultra Violet

    7 months ago

    [18:35] Santa on the right at the bar and none of them even noticed. And they were just talking about him having wine and cheese lmfao.

  • Yoki97 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Jedi Master

    7 months ago

    18:33 Ryan goes: "How am I supposed to catch that clever old elf" as he goes by him -.-

    • LadyPringle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Kono Dio Da

      7 months ago

      Someday I'll catch that filthy animal...

  • TheCommonUserOnAcid

    7 months ago

    Tense buildup and lackluster finishing... sounds like my sex life.


  • kellibean123 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    love the Home Alone references, sad they didn't notice them

  • Tristan_D FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    listening to this with headphones kinda infuriates me because you can so clearly hear the direction of the jingles and they can't

  • AbstractSpaces FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    After watching Theatre Mode I've been toying with the idea of a cheesy horror movie with Santa as the monster... Now I really want to write that script.

    • scumbag_806 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Party on!

      7 months ago

      Check out Santa's Slay it's a horror movie with Santa as the killer played by Goldberg.

    • LadyPringle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Kono Dio Da

      7 months ago

      Just watch Silent Night, Deadly night. Part two is way better though.

  • Verquon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Just starting the video now. I'm willing to bet that they never notice the targets are the wet bandits from Home Alone.

  • Flavio815 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    The only gift Agent 47 will be giving you... is death.

  • MichaelHuds3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    there not wearing headphones so it was so agrivating that they did not realise the bells are a homing symbol

  • rsolanki FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    omg, fucking decked santa!

  • Jessieatscheese FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    The moment Santa appeared just as Ryan ducked over the ledge was phenomenal. 

  • TheHaydzz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    anyone else really disappointed with this dlc? was rly excited then it kinda sucked, already done all the challenges and unlocked the suit but cant see myself ever playing it again

  • SamSmyly FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    GOD DAMN IT THEYRE THE WET BANDITS HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE?

    • CenterJacked FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      I THOUGHT THAT BUT WASNT SURE UNTIL NOW

    • THeLOM003 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      WHY ARE WE WRITING IN CAPS???

  • Jmak FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Realized halfway through the video that the bad guys here Harry and Marv, are the same as the sticky/wet bandits from Home Alone lmao