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Genital Jousting: Slippy, Sloppy Seconds

Let's Play: Genital Jousting: Slippy, Sloppy Seconds

I was asked to write a dickscription for this cock of a Let's Play, so here we fuckin' go. You want quality and sophistication? Well fuck you right in the penis hole. This is Genital Motherfucking Cockfucking Mother Dick Suckfucking Jousting up here in this penis. We played it once. Those cocks got lubed up and wet and slippery and we jizzed hard and fast and all over the place. And now that we've had a chance to let our hard-on throb cocks recharge, we're ready to get penis blasting once again. Oh, sorry. Was that description too penisy for you? Well fuck that. You're literally watching a video of dicks going up butts. This is what you asked for by clicking on this dick slapping, ball-busting, jizz-gravy spewing video. This is what you fucking get.

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Comments (50)

  • Silvador FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I can only imagine the face of someone walking past the AH office and hearing them playing this game, not knowing what is going on. XD

  • Shadowkat99

    4 months ago

    Geoff screamed "Put it in me!". Well I mean, Griffin did try!

  • NathanielTF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    "Just Put it in my ass"-Gavin Free

  • chiefwillis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    It sad to see AH being such dicks to each other. I mean they all came together to this game again to reach a second climax of humorous content for us, dear, viewers. Instead there was a distinct lack of protection and everyone was inserting themselves where they shouldn't have. They should really erect some ground rules that everyone can consent to so as not to have the video just absolutely penetrated with low blow dick jokes. If the 3rd video is endowed with even a wee bit I might have to be a dicktator and pull out of the next video early. This is nut what I am a first member for, I cum here so I can man the cockpit and control my content with just a few strokes... of keys. Tsk tsk.

    • Silvador FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      How long did it take you to get that just right? XD

  • Cursedswordsman

    7 months ago

    Gavin really knows how to handle a dick, Michaels in particular ;)

  • Bea92 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Thanks Gavin. Now I will never be able to listen to "Fly Me To the Moon" again and not think of dicks.... you dick. 

  • ElSuperNova FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Superlads+Dad

  • nojkoor1584 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Proof the achievement hunters can be dicks

  • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

    7 months ago

    We need this to be a weekly series. GTA Monday, Trivia Tuesday, Minecraft Friday, and "Get Fucked" (insert day of the week here).....

  • KingPlix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    the second cumming

  • ShadowSICK66 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    so space race is shooting cum out their asses?

    • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

      7 months ago

      I think it was more implied as farting since it was "cloud" like. Though I did have the same thought as you since it was white.....

  • dlempares FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mom Friend

    7 months ago

    The Let's Play family should do a tournament in this. 

  • cranchy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Switching over to porn when my roommate walks in because its easier to explain

  • SqurtleHurdle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    So, genital jousting and that Gal Gun hentai game.... is Achievement Hunter becoming a weird porn-site?

    • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

      7 months ago

      No. They're just proving they can be a better Funhaus....

  • shmanel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I'm gonna take today's AH videos as inspiration next time I get together with my friends to play some games.  We will nerd out over some DBZ, argue about cooking, and fuck each other in the ass.


    Then maybe bust out the video games.

  • npranger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    In which Achievement Hunter writes their own gay fanfiction.

  • drose8555 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I don't like looking at the Prince Rupert, it pains me

    • Silvador FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      Then don't ever look at a Jacob's Ladder.

  • ProfEyebrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I'm hard and I don't even have a dick

  • jeremy71504 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I completely lost it when Geoff got stuck behind the sign.

    • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

      7 months ago

      For me it was when they were wrestling and he was just spinning while fucking himself....

  • Zipcodacary FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Why couldn't this be a potential replacement for minecraft?

  • Legit-Purpose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    7 months ago

    Gone soft Michael, more like gone limp.

  • Hitchenator1

    7 months ago

    This more than makes up for the Vs

  • KarlAWais FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I can't wait for the immersion of this game.

    • Flashgio FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      The +1 Funny just isn't enough to show my cackle at reading this

  • thebomberman70

    7 months ago

    "Someone shag my ass. Put it in" gavin

  • MrVinegar206 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Overcooked and Genital Jousting? What a great day!

  • OmegaN9ne FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I like Andy and Trevor, but holy shit were their mics loud as shit in this video.

  • ProjectGnome FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ProjectGnome

    7 months ago

    I woudln't mind watching them unlock everything 

  • ChromeAxl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    If "Clusterfuck" is in the dictionary, it should just refer to this video.

    There would be no better definition.

  • hyliaschosenhero FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Can we all just take a moment and appreciate the description writers? 

  • MikeSG87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Are we going to get a "Butthole over here" shirt?

  • pwners4u FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    geoff spinning in the ring was so funny its was like he was the vehicle obi wan and grievous used 

  • MimeChoir FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Can't wait for this episode of Immersion 

    • evalroach FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      LOL you win the comment section

  • MiPH FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    at 19:19 Geoff turned into a rollie pollie

  • SierraPhipps FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    I know some people like watching Andy, but could you at least balance his audio?

  • Lowgun4 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Geoffs dick getting stuck behind the sign was hilarious

  • Monokite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Trevor you work at Rooster Teeth and live on the Internet, how does anything disturb you??

  • Axerty FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    So when are Joel and Adam going to do a How To; Genital Jousting in Real Life

  • Elzee98 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Wizerd

    7 months ago

    This is even weirder for me cuz I'm watching this in the middle of class!

  • Stuffn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    A+ for that description, whoever wrote it deserves a raise

  • KingDaveXXII FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Loading...

    7 months ago

    i really fucking want this description be a rap and sung by Jeremy.    

  • cakeisalive FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Who wrote the description?? Fucking gold

  • Monokite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    7 months ago

    Nice work on the description. Next time the entire description should be a long alliteration